[Lemontime]

This topic is sort of like That random topic of Role Playing. What happens in it is completely up to you. The subject can swing dramatically, but try not to go too far away from what we're on.

Example: Hack stared at the fangorious gelatinous blob, it's many ripple almost mesmerising. Hack was broken from his trance by a well-thrown bottle to the head, he turned around and was taken aback by what he saw, but he was taken aback too well, he fell straight into the huge blob and was engulfed by it's many rippling walls..

As you can see, that really made not much sense, but that's the point! This is made to be a fun roleplay where anything goes. And anything DOES go! ;)
Try and tie the stories together!

USE YOUR OWN CHARACTER!
Don't power-play Hack, He's MINE. Not Yours :D

And here it comes; the first piece in the hopefully immortal, first ever roleplay on GSSF Forums,

The all you can eat play.

Hack looked into space, seemingly un-aware of the sea of children tugging at his baggy, polka dotted clown pants and smart yet out of place business shirt. He was, as you may have gathered, a clown. His face painted white with a black and red strip across his mouth, big black bags under his eyes with a border of red, and the trademark curly red clown hair.

His eyes were glued to a bar across the street from the park he was in, it's gloomy lighting attracting his sun-damaged eyes. He picked up the kids at his feet by their heads, tossing them to his side, and started walking through the rest of the crowd of infants, younger ones gripping his legs for dear life. Hack ignored them and continued walking..

He reached the edge of the road and noticed an ice-cream van driving towards him, he flagged it down and shouted:
"Hey kids! Look! Ice-cream!" while he pointed towards the van. All the little monkeys released their grip on his legs and ran towards the ice-cream van. In seconds the van was indistinguishable, a wall of children, screaming for ice-cream!

Hack crossed the road, taking off his wig to reveal a neat bun of blonde hair on the top of his head, he shuddered as he saw himself in the reflection of a car window, "Ugh, I can't believe I look like THAT", he said to himself, tearing the elastic out of his hair. He walked into the bar, and started drinking his sorrows away..

[Split Infinity]

Fred walked into a bar, and started drinking his sorrows away. It wasn't long before he was approached by an old fellow dressed in a lab coat. He asked for directions to the nearest Pokemon Centre. Fred vaguely recalled throwing a bartender at him, but that wasn't important. He had to find his way out of the country somehow. It wouldn't be long until those goons from the funny farm came to take him away, and he certainly didn't want to go back there again.

Fred finished his fourth shot of vodka and stumbled towards the bar door. The next thing he knew he was on what appeared to be a cooking show, with some black guy in a purple shirt making bad jokes as the audience laughed painfully. He decided to go along with the drunken nightmare and looked down at his stove. He appeared to be cooking up a very large batch of deep-fried coke.

- Edited because...I didn't know how RPs worked!

[Toasty]

Buttered Toast was sitting on a counter in the set of "Cooking with a Black Guy" when some drunk guy walked in and started rambling on in a high pitched voice about coke. Then Bill Cosby stood up from the audience and made a refrence to something related to the current moment in time. Buttered Toast was afraid someone was going to eat him, so he cleverly hid in a pot under the counter. "They'll never find me in here!" he thought. Just then the black guy put the pot on the stovetop, and turned it on high.

[FlamingDuck]

Phil sat on his couch with a Coke, turned on the TV, and was channel surfing when he found "Cooking with a Black Guy" reruns. After the fourth "Let's just tie up this sirloin so it doesn't go anywhere! *cued laughter*" joke, though, he was getting bored. Suddenly, a drunk guy staggered on stage, looked around confused and dazzled by the bright lights, and threw the nearest chair into the audience. Then he ran off with the cook's coke stash. While the chef tried to explain that the coke "added flavor" to his meals, he heard a scream from the burner. He turned to see what the commotion was, and a piece of toast flopped out of the pot and firmly attached itself to the cook's face. "Sweet Jesus, headcrabs!" he thought. "I've got to save him!" Phil sprinted out the door and conveniently ended up at the set in 45 seconds. "Everybody stay calm!" he shouted.

[Folcon]

At this point Folcon crashed through the skylight and drew his sword, then decapitated the cook and three audiance members, before grabbing the piece of toast and flying back up and out of the skylight and away to the park where he let the piece of toast free to go play with all the other pieces of toast in the park.

another job well done, Folcon thought to himself.

then a bird flew down and ate the piece of toast.

"s***," said Folcon.

[Toasty]

"OMG!! I'm being eaten by a bird! I've gotta 'splode him or something!" Buttered Toast did a kung-fu quickspin to yank himself loose, and let out a slew of unholy 'toasted wrath' on the bird. Crispy and burnt, the cooked bird fell to the ground where it was gobbled up by it's cannible friends. "Phew! I almost got eated 'n stuff!" Buttered Toast looked down at the ground, and conviniently began to fall. Luckily, he landed buttered side up, as many pieces of toast do. Unfortunately though, a squirrel saw him. But then a guy shot it with a paintball gun! But then a ferret began to run after him.....but then some guy cut it's head of with a meat cleaver! But then he realised he was back in the cooking show...

[Lemontime]

Hack watched what was happening to buttered toast through the window of the bar, it seemed to be winning the fight, or losing, it was hard to tell, Hack was wasted.. He stumbled outside and looked towards the buttered toast:
"HEY MAN, I LOVE YOU!" He shouted to a tree, "I mean, I REALLY LOVE YOU" he continued. The tree just shrugged, walking away in disgust.

[Toasty]

Buttered Toast turned to his right to see a REALLY drunk person talking to a tree. The tree just walked off right in the middle of the conversation. "WTF? A walking tree? I gotta go see this!" Buttered toast ran across the street, dodging cars left and right. He finally got across the street, but the tree was gone. He looked up to see the drunk guy staring at him.

[Lemontime]

Hack stared down at the buttered toast, which somehow managed to be looking at him. Confused, Hack started talking to passer-bys:
"HEY! LOOK! TALKING TOAST!"
They all just looked at him and walked away, clearly confused.
Man, this is happening alot today, he thought.

[Toasty]

Buttered Toast jumped up, prepared to administer a fluffy, toasted round house kick to the man's face, but a squirrel jumped in and attacked him mid-kick. Taken aback by the surprise attack, BT quickly got into his fighting stance, and dealt out a quick eagle strike on the would be assailant.
Man! I REALLY need to watch out for these squirrels! He thought.
Just then, when victory seemed iminent, the squirrel called in for reinforcements. Squirrels of all shapes, sizes, and colors filled the roof-tops and side walks.
"Oh ****!" BT said aloud.

[Someone Else]

Bob ran into the bar. Eat fire, you nasty squirrels! he shouts as he pulls out and shakes his trusty flame-thrower-in-a-tin-can before pushing the nozzle.

[Ironsight]

Elsewere, in a dark room, some random phycopath in armor, turned oh his opera music, set the lights to a dim flicker, and sat down in a corner all night

[Someone Else]

Crickets chirped in the bushes on yonder hill.

[Ironsight]

And then a monster came and consumed the crickets

[Someone Else]

But it turns out that the crickets were actually the pets of a secret race of mole people, so the mole people came and killed the monster for revenge.

[Ironsight]

Wich started a war with the monsters race and the secret mole people, forcing the SSS (Secret Squirel Sect) to intervene, using an atomic bomb

[Someone Else]

The society of squirrels then pillaged the disoriented societies of monsters and mole people, taking their resources and land. Years later, the squirrels were a prosperous people with many amazing cities and lovely tourist attractions.

[Ironsight]

Yet their amazing society was too grand to go unoticed by the terrible T-Force!

[Someone Else]

So Mr. T pitied the sh!t out of the society of squirrels. Balance restored, it seemed that everything was fine and well in the world- at least in this topic- for a time.

[Ironsight]

Then Chuck Norris appeared and declared war on Mr.T and the Squirels!

[Someone Else]

Bob walked down the street, looking to see where he could make a quick buck to fund for his karate lessons. Bob turned a corner and saw Chuck Norris pointing to the sky and making "BANG" noises to shout down aircraft.

Bob dropped his bag and probably a load, and ran the hell out of there.

[Ironsight]

The random guy in a suit of armor eventually died of blood loss, for obvious reasons.


Cuck Norris then Roundhouse kicks Mr.T in the head

[Someone Else]

Mr. T shouts "I pity the foo' who thinks he can stand up to me!" and resumed to pity the **** of Chuck Norris.

This was the day that racism came to be.

But Mr. T and Chuck Norris fighting cause what is known as an Awesome Paradox. The world could not house so much awesome (levels of awesome are measured using Einstein's equation of awesome xy+z=a where a= awesome, x=pants, y=cupcakes and z=cool) in one place at one time. The universe folded itself out of existence AGAIN and a GAME OVER screen appeared. Besides, Chuck Norris and Mr. T are getting old.

[Toasty]

Buttered toast put two quarters into the machine as a crowd of squirrels gathered to watch what was about to unfold.

[R-dog]

Bzzzz, the Defiler, waited outside of a convenience store, waiting for someone to open the door. Some guy opened the door to go inside, and Bzzzz snuck in after him. She asked the Mudkip behind the counter for "the usual"- a Vodka and today's winning Scratch Ticket. He handed her the two items, and Bzzzz scratched the ticket with the end of her tail. She won... 25 cents. The Mudkip gave her a quarter and she slipped it into her carapace, grumbling. She paid him and went outside to drink her Vodka. Pizza began to rain down from the sky, and Bzzzz found shelter in a covered alleyway. This is turning out to be a rather strange day, she thought.

[Folcon]

Folcon sighed and shielded himself with his wings as pizza rained from the sky. Within a few minutes, the pizza stopped, but then hot wings began to rain down.

[Toasty]

Toasty moved the basket on the screen left and right to catch the hotwings and pizza which fell from the sky in hopes of protecting the city below from complete and total heartburn induced annihalation. Unfortunately, he wasn't quite that good at these sort of games....

[Moonear]

It was then that the High King of Fast Food appeared in the sky and said in a deep voice, "All Your Restaurant Are Belong To Us." Citizens of the world quickly ran to hide from the HKoFF before he could melt nacho cheese on their heads. Chuck Norris and Mr.T decided to put their differences aside and came together with James Bond and Shaft to put the HKoFF out of existence

[Ironsight]

A phsycopathic HunterKiller bot shot a few angry bullets into the sky as pizza bouced off his armor.

[Someone Else]

Meanwhile, Bob was having so much fun eating all the pizza. He had never seen so much free food in one spot ever since he had found a magic dumpster back in the summer of 1992.

[Ironsight]

The falling pizza reminded HK of a hobo that had mistaken it for a dumpster one day, and gorged himself on many of it's internal parts.

[R-dog]

Bzzzz looked out from the alley to see a gigantic basket sliding back and forth in the street. She guessed that it was trying to catch the pizza and hot wings, but they were still piling up like snow. She ignored the basket and attempted to make her way across the street. When she was about halfway across, about five slices of pizza and eight hot wings started falling directly above her. Sensing this, the basket went hurtling toward her.

It was times like this when Bzzzz really wished she could run.

WHAM! The basket sent the defiler hurtling through the air to land on the pavement several blocks away. She laid there, stunned and in excruciating pain. Pedestrians didn't seem to notice the wounded alien and kept going on their merry way, stepping on her obliviously.

[Folcon]

To avoid the Falling Food of Doom, Folcon walked back into the t.v. studio and hid behind the body of the dead game show host so he could try and wash the pizza goo and hot sauce of his wings.

[Ironsight]

The memory of missing parts made HK want to go to a machine shop. So their he went, knocking aside a basket and nearly stepping in some worm thing on the way there.

[Toasty]

Toasty caught a few slices of falling hot wings and pizza just before they hit some hobo running through the streets. The basket was beginning to get full, but the heart burn level was dangerously high. Should he dump the food on the worm thing? Or continue his attempt at keeping heartburn at bay?

Just then, a box of Prilosec OTC fell from the sky. Toasty barely caught it just before it hit the ground. The magical purple pill completely oblitterated all of the food on screen and dropped the heartburn o' meter to absolute zero. The city was saved!

[Moonear]

The HKoFF cried out in vain, "Curse you, fast acting heartburn and stomach acid reducing medicine!!!!!!" But he cried out too late, for the combination of the pill and Mr. T's group killed him. His son vowed to avenge his father and to beat up that clown who tried to eat him once.

[Someone Else]

Bob started to cry when he saw that all the pizza was gone.

[Ironsight]

HK walked out of the shop, all full of brand new parts. He kinda hurried because the store's owner wasnt to happy when he heard that it didnt have any money. He was pretty sure that the body would attract attention.
He shuffled out onto the sidewalk, but stoped when he saw a crying bum on the street. The same bum that mistook HK for a dumpster. OH SHI- he though.

[R-dog]

Once all the fatty foods disappeared from the streets, Bzzzz was able to painfully haul herself out of the way. She turned and used Spawn Broodlings on some random suit-type guy walking by. As soon as the egg landed on him, it quickly mutated and consumed his head. In seconds, two little Zerg babies hatched out and ate the guy. Passers-by didn't seem to notice, and just kept walking. Bzzzz called the two tiny aliens over and casually ate them. Satisfied that her carapace was now growing back faster than usual, she slithered into a bar, along with Santa Claus, the Pope, and a French man.

[Ironsight]

HK carefully side-stepped the crying bum (or at least, as carefully as a 2-ton robot can) and hurried over to a tall hill, were it could see a giant mass of crystal stuff falling from the sky. This is just like out of a bad Role-Play it thought.

[Someone Else]

After accepting the fact that he'd never have a better day than the day the pizza fell from the heavens, Bob decided that he would pretend to dress up as a hobo (even though he really is) and went Trick-or-Treating to get more free food. He ignored the sight of crystals falling from the night sky and the bloody mess of a random, near-devoured body.

[Ironsight]

HK was trying to run away, but weighing 2 tons wasnt helping. So when the crystal landed and a giant lizard-thing landed and started growing crstals out of the ground, he had no joice but to head to the nearest power plant. There, he absorbed all the engergy, and caused a 3-hour power outage. It also suppersized him. As HK turned around to fight SpaceGodzilla, a pair of health and power meters floated on screen, followed shortly by a gigantic red word with to many exclamation points decended from the sky. FIGHT!!!!!!!!
And then it fell and crushed part of the city below it.

[Moonear]

As Evil Granny egged on the two fighters, she noticed a giant "FIGHT!!!!!!" sign hurtling towards her hideout. She thought to herself, "OH SHI--" Evil Granny noticed a hobo walking around, begging for candy, and decided to help the poor guy out. Then she remembered that she was evil, so she told the hobo that the giant robot was really a pinata full of candy. Chaos ensued...

[Folcon]

Just as Folcon finish getting the last of the food gunk off his wings, the roof came crashing down, causing Folcon to duck for cover once more. When it settled down, he looked up and saw what looked like part of giant letters standing in the remains of the ruined studio. With a shrug of his shoulders, Folcon walked back out side the ruined studio and saw a giant robot fighting a giant lizard. Sighing in irritation, Folcon open his wings and flew into the air, approaching the batlle. While the two fighting monstrocities ignored him, Folcon pulled a giant rocket launcher, seemingly out of thin air, and fired it at the monsters.

[Someone Else]

Bob cried and wondered how his week could get any worse. The neighborhood he was Trick-or-Treating lay in ruins, with giant letters that spelled "Fight!" in a crater towards the middle. Bob pulled out his trusty flame thrower-in-a-tin can and walked towards the fight, determined to seek vengeance...

[Tasuki]

The ninja penguin clan appears with a cheesecake cannon, and kill the mole people.

[Ironsight]

SpaceGodzilla Giant Lizard with crystals growing out of his back, picked HK up with its Telekenisis and was about to throw him when a Bird with a Rocket Launcher approached the battle duo.
SpaceGodzilla Giant Lizard with crystals growing out of his back dropped HK, fired his Spiral-Fire ray at him, and began to chase the bird.
HK recovered from the blast and grabbed the giant FIGHT!!!! sign, weilding it like a Sword of grammar.(HK also noticed that the sign had "Spelling Sword is proportie of Split Infinty")

[Folcon]

(Folcon's not a bird, he's a guy with wings. :P )

While trying to evade the giant lizard thing, folcon reloaded his rocket launcher and fired it once more at the lizard.

[R-dog]

Bzzzz hopped onto a chair at a table in the bar. From outside came noises of chaos and mass destruction, but she ignored them. Instead, she checked to see how much money she had. Enough for some alcohol, I bet, she thought. She hunched over into a ball to reveal the gaps in her carapace and pulled out the hidden coins with her tail. But one coin... seemed to be stuck. Hmmm... She tried to get a better grip, but she could not do that either. Then she realized-- her wounds must have healed around it. Crap! she thought. I need that coin! She decided to try contracting her muscles and forcing it out instead. It worked-- but she accidentally shot out a needle-spine, too. It arced across the room and speared into the French-guy's BBQ steak. Confused and angry, he pulled out the spine and started shouting, "Sacré bleu!"

At the same moment, the Pope stood up. Earlier, he and Santa Claus had been chatting, but their conversation had quickly erupted into religious warfare. He shouted, "...And you call yourself a Saint?!? Ha!!" and punched the jolly fat guy square in the face. Saint Nick staggered up. He broke a bottle against the table and prepared to defend himself.

Everyone in the bar grabbed something to throw or swing and it became a free-for-all bar fight. The waitresses ducked for cover under the tables and held their trays as shields. One waitress felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around to see a creepy, black, scorpion-like alien staring her in the face. She was about to scream when it dropped a coin in her hand and said, "Hey lady, wanna get me a vodka?"

[Ironsight]

escout, on Nov 2 2007, 11:52 AM, said:

(Folcon's not a bird, he's a guy with wings. :P )

While trying to evade the giant lizard thing, folcon reloaded his rocket launcher and fired it once more at the lizard.

(He only looks like a bird to my character right now, since he got super-sized)

HK wacked SpaceGodzilla lizard on the head a few times with the giant FIGHT!!!! sword, while the bird thing shot it with a rocket launcher.

[Caael]

Loserpants looked into the sky, and said to himself ' Why am I still here?'

[Ironsight]

SpaceGodzilla Lizard finaly got annoyed with all the fighting and shouted: "Look, i'm just here for the free Tacos!"

[Caael]

Loserpants took back his first comment, and then thought to himself ' why am I here in the first place?'

[Moonear]

Evil granny saw a loser with weird pants looking up into the sky and wondered what she could do to him. She decided to tell him he had three wishes, and while he was thinking, kick him and grab his money. 743 years of doing crime has really made Evil Granny ..well.. evil?

[Toasty]

Toasty started banging the TV screen because Godzilla wasn't following his commands anymore for some strange, deformed reasons. "KICK 'IM IN HIS SHINY METAL BALLS DANGIT!" he yelled. The squirrels behind him continued to eat popcorn, but toasty felt something strange and menacing was forming in the backs of their psychicly intertwined minds.

*thought bubble with toast pops up above the Squirrels*

Suddenly, a hobo appeared on screen! The screen flased with the letters "NEWCOMMER!!"

[Someone Else]

At this point Bob was all in a rage that he didn't understand. He was angry, but anger of this manner was new to him. He was confused, because this anger made him feel powerful. And he was happy, because he enjoyed the feeling of power. The feeling was new to him.

Bob's family had been kidnapped by ninjas and Bob missed them dearly and was unhappy that they couldn't be together for Thanksgiving. To make matters worse, the homeless shelter had no turkey donations to give to him. Reportedly, the homeless shelter had caught fire the next day, and authorities believe it was likely an arson. Suspicious objects found on the scene of the crime was a tissue paper, a squirrel, and a piece of toast.

Bob now walks down the still ruined streets while a lizard, a bird-man, a robot, and other various freaks fight in an epic battle. He ignores it. He gazes into a puddle at his reflection.

"Who am I?", he asks the puddle.

"What do you mean, who are you? You're Bob, duh!", replies the reflection.

"No, I mean, who am I? As a person? What's my place in this world?"

"Ohhh...! Er, I don't know."

Bob had many things to think about.

[Lemontime]

n den dey al dide
d endd
kbie

[Toasty]

Toasty flung a giant crumb at the distracted hobo. "This is my chance!" he said aloud. The squirrels stared at the screen with anticipation.

[Someone Else]

Bob screamed in pain when the tiny crumb hit his eye.

[Ironsight]

HK had just shrunk down to his origional size and given the lizard some Tacos, when he heard a hobo start screaming. It turned around, wondering what the eff was going on.

[Toasty]

A red "-1" floated up out of the hobo's head. "YES!" screamed toasty. Only 7999 left to go! Toasty began mashing the "throw giant bread crumb" button as fast as he could.

[Someone Else]

Bob realized that something very strange was going on when a torrent of tiny bread crumbs was hurling towards him. He pulled out his trusty flame-thrower-in-a-tin-can and pushed the nozzle.

Large flames erupted from the tin can and incinerated the flying bread crumbs. Text saying "HIGHSCORE!!" formed above Bob's head, much to his confusion.

[Ironsight]

Much to HK's confusion, it could see words appearing above the hobo as flames shot out from a tin can. It also very nearly avoided stepping on a peice of toast.
"Hey," it said, picking the hobo up "wtf are you doing?"
All of a sudden, there was a loud crack and a flash of light, and an old man appeared in the centre of the comotion.
"Yo hizzys," he said "stoppizy thisiszy fightin', I hathizle a questeezy for you my bizzle."

[Toasty]

Toasty watched in vain as the hobo easily defeated breadcrumb after breadcrumb. It's time for drastic measures! He said aloud as he slamed his light and fluffy fist down on a red button marked "SUPER LOAF OF DEATHTITUDE." A ginormous loaf appeared in the sky and plumeted towards the hobo and a strange man from the ghetto who appeared just moments before out of nowhere.

[Ironsight]

HK looked intently at the old man speaking to him. It was like he was trying to say something, HK just couldn't understand.
"Soz, I needz you bizzles to go heezy overeazy to WDz Worldeezy and get me some cake-izzy. You heazzy?" he asked, looking hopfull
HK just stared at him, still holding the squirming hobo.
Suddenly, the sky went dark. HK looked up, only to find a giant load of baked goods falling strainght for him
OH SH*T! he thought.

[Someone Else]

Bob wasn't quite sure to react as he was held by a giant robot... thing.

[Folcon]

After the dust cloud settled from the giant loaf of bread, a peal of thunder sounded and a rift in the fabric of space-time formed in front of everyone, and out of it, a blue-haired person fell out, landing in a dusty heap on the ground before rolling to his feet and looking around. When he looked up at the rift, he saw a dozen ninjas jump out and land on the ground around the gathered people, before watching the rift seal its self.

"You won't get away this time Kalis," one of the ninjas said, takine out a handfull of kuni.

The bue-haird young man named Kalis smirked and tossed a smoke bomb at the lead ninja and ran off in the disraction.

[Toasty]

NINJA'S?! WTF? Toasty said aloud as he watched what was happening on the screen of the game in the arcade. A blue haired kid ran away from the ninja's as the ninja's started cutting away at the giant loaf of bread with their knifes. Just then, the squirrels behind toasty started getting antsy. OH SHI-....He thought.

[Ironsight]

A ninja sword brought HK back into the outside world after being buried under 30 feet of toast. It considered thanking the ninja, but he started attacking HK, so it picked the ninja up and chucked him through a building. It turned around and looked for the bum he was holding, but he had apparently eaten a tunnel through the bread.
HK jumped out of the bread and looked around, examining the scene of utter chaos. Ninjas were cutting down random people, squirrels were swarming over a peice of toast, and some blue haired dude was running around in circles. It paused to find out what to do first, when suddenly the sky darkened again and a giant Tyranid hive ship descended from orbit, releasing a brood of Genestealers and swarms of Hormagaunts.
OH SHI- it thought as the swarmes spotted HK and started leaping towards him.

[Toasty]

After the bread was chopped and eaten away, toasty saw that no one was under it! "WTF?!" he said aloud.
Just then, a rabbid squirrel made a flying ninja leap at his head and started biting it feverishly. "AHHHHHH! GET OFF! GET OFF!" He said as he ran around in circles. The eyes of all the other squirrels turned red, and they started shooting laz0rs.
In a matter of seconds, the arcade was leveled and a corner of toasty's head was slowly being digested by a rabbid squirrel.

[Ironsight]

HK tore a bunch of the Hormagaunts to peices with his autocannon, then cut the rest to ribbons with his plasma claw, but their were too many, so it decided to bail and go find some cake far away.

[Toasty]

Limping out of the rubble, Toasty saw a bunch of ninjas and aliens duking it out.

He sat down and began to eat popcorn as the fight went on.

[Lemontime]

Lemontime walks in and destroys everyone.
The. End.

[Toasty]

All of the sudden, everything went black! But just as Toasty was wbout to faint from shock, the title screen dropped down out of nowhere!

THE ALL YOU CAN EAT PLAY

>Adventure Mode

Vs. Mode

[Lemontime]

Lemontime selects Adventure mode.
His surroundings changed to an adventurous area.
Lemontime adventured around the adventurous area like an adventurer. :(

[Toasty]

Suddenly, an animated piece of toast jumps out in front of Lemontime!

[Lemontime]

Lemontime destroys the aforementioned toast.

[Toasty]

Just then, ou of nowhere, a giant loaf of bread falls onto Lemon, crushing him with it's immense weight!

[Folcon]

After the dust cleared, a lanky, red-headed teenager walks out of a music shop with a guitar, strums a few notes, then shouts, "Desu!"

[Lemontime]

Desu or gtfo.

[Caael]

TF2 or gtfo

[Lemontime]

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[Caael]

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[Ironsight]

"OMGWTF OMGWTF OMGWTF OMGWTF OMGWTF OMGWTF OMGWTF OMGWTF
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The rock shouted to the construction worker as he started up the concrete roller.

[Blue]

Just then a man comes out of a coffee shop...
And fires his laza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Toasty]

Just then, a laza bolted right past Toasty's face!

OMGWTFSTFUWHERE'DTHATCOMEFROM?! He yelled frantically, whirling around in every direction.

[Blue]

Suddenly a sign drops on Toasty's head.
"Phisson Mailed"

[Ironsight]

And a small robotic arm came out of his ear and forced a cyanide pill down his thoat.

[Someone Else]

Bob saw this and started running around in circles, screaming. He was convinced that the robotic arm from Toasty's ear would come for him next.

[Toasty]

"Fool! cyanide doesn't work on me! I'm not human!"
Toasty yelled just before convulsing and collapsing on the floor.

[Folcon]

((in the line of randomness...))

Then, a dark vortex type thing appeared in front of everyone and a guy in a black cloak stepped out. He threw back his hood to reveal spiky red hair and green eyes. He took a step forward and heard a crunch. Looking down the guy saw a squashed piece of toast under his foot. Swearing under his breath, he shook the remains off and walked up to Bob and said, "My name's Axel, got it memorized? And I'm going to take over this world with my army of ninjas."

[Toasty]

"Curse....you....father!......You didn't tell me....you were....human....."
Toasty said in his last breath.

Just then, he coughed up the cyanide pill!

"Whew! That was close!"

....everyone knows that butter can't dissolve anything.

[Ironsight]

The robotic arm in Toasty's ear knew it had failed, so it came out againand started pummmeling the peice of toast in the face, hoping for a chance to escape and return to its evil master.

[Toasty]

Toasty fought back at the mechanical arm, but his fluffy, buttery fists were no match for the arms hardened steel exterior.

So Toasty bolted.

[Blue]

As Toasty bolted, the Bagel returned from the depths, to take back his rightful place at the breakfast table.

[Toasty]

"CURSE YOU BAGEL AND YOUR VILE CREAM CHEESE! I shall reclaim my throne again some day! YOU JUST WAIT!"

Toasty said as he ran for the nearest armory.

[Toasty]

AND SO TOASTY REACHES THE ARMORY AND GETS ARMED TO THE TEETH IN BADASS WEAPONRY

[Drizzy Drake]

inb4l0ck

[Toasty]

Toasty hobbles out of the armory under the massive weight of all the weapons.

"IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM. AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM" He proclaims as he sets the crosshairs for his long time rival, Bagle n' Cream Cheese.

[Someone Else]

Bob didn't remember what he was doing before, so he shrugged and walked toward the homeless shelter because he was very hungry.

OOC I just realized all the character profiles are gone

[Drizzy Drake]

irony at it`s best.

[Gamma]

Someone Else, on Jun 8 2009, 02:41 PM, said:

Bob didn't remember what he was doing before, so he shrugged and walked toward the homeless shelter because he was very hungry.

OOC I just realized all the character profiles are gone

Yeah, yeah they are :P

[Drizzy Drake]

Drizzy Drake, on Jun 8 2009, 06:44 PM, said:

irony at it`s best.

[Someone Else]

I looked and poked around, I can't find Bob's character profile in the Trash forum that only staff can see. =(

I don't wanna rewrite that again, I won't be able to make it as good the second time.

[Gamma]

Someone Else, on Jun 8 2009, 10:05 PM, said:

I looked and poked around, I can't find Bob's character profile in the Trash forum that only staff can see. =(

I don't wanna rewrite that again, I won't be able to make it as good the second time.

Yeah, Escout deleted everything. He couldn't move the damn things into a seperate subsubforum or anything like that, he just deleted it.

[Someone Else]

Well, when mod's delete stuff they basically just literally click a delete button that auto-moves the post/topic to Trash. I dunno what privileges Escout has exactly, but... oh well, just wish he hadn't done whatever he did do.

So... how about that All You Can Eat Play.

[Drizzy Drake]

Yeah, you can move stuff to trash, and then delete it from trash. Thats how I got rid of TRT.

[Toasty]

OOC: *high fives skidz* and ditto WD. I was pretty proud of my profile. And now it's gone.


The the wretched bagel finally locked on (YAY L-TARGETING), Toasty pulled the trigger without remorse.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!" He yelled maniacly while his eyes turned away from each other to the sides of his buttery face.

The resulting explosion from the ludicrous amount of explosives sent a shockwave outwards in every direction for 500 miles, causing many of the elderly residence in the vicinity to leak brain fluids out of their ears.

[Neutarguegnar]

YOU CAN KILL BUT YOU CANT COME IN RANDOMLY
IF YOU GET THE GOBLET YOU LOOSE IT STRIAGHT AWAY

past story:

in a land called wellota there was an overlord of wellota who made all the people who lived there were slaves but eventually all the cizten discide the make a magcial goblet wich can kill anyone the cizten killed the overlord but then had a massive fight of who was gonna be in charge and they killed each other

Whats happening now:the town is empty only a few people are there searching for the goblet.many people are dieing of starvation and all the women who are pregant die

k ill start

Cha-Wall-Wall was walking in the street searching for the gobletand some food when suddenly he saw a strange shadow he ran up to it and it was a person

who are you?

[Toasty]

Make a new topic for your RP.

[Zeypher]

The person told Cha-Wall-Wall that he has a stupid name and then killed him.