[Golden Legacy]

The topic to post the best quotes you've heard, whether inspiring, silly, thought-provoking, or just down right hilarious.

I'll start with one that a good friend of mine chose for our high school yearbook:
"The shadows prove that there is light."

And one of my all-time favorite ones, courtesy of Wind Dude:
"Never argue with an idiot - they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."
;)

[Quacnar]

Straight from my sig:
List of some of my favorite quotes. Tell me if there are any good ones I should add.
We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
Violence is not the answer. It is the question and the answer is yes.
Out of all of the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.
If you want money you are going to have to pay for it.

[Laharl]

"It's like watching a cat trying to fly a kite" - Ben Crowshaw AKA Yahtzee

"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Hunter S. Thompson

"What a sh1t load of f uck" - James Rolfe

It'd have to release flesh eating beetles into my home before i could seriously consider marking it down" - Ben Crowshaw AKA Yahtzee

"Emo would be good. If there was trace of the genre ever existing." - The limpit

can't remember many, will post more in time

[Xelina]

My favorite quotes are....

'I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself'

'Ah, so the red carpet has teeth'
-FFX

'live = evil'

'Food don't drop from the sky, you gotta work for it, though if it does, I called the pork buns.'
-Mom

'People view food as heaven'
-Mom

I got more.... I think... though I lost my quote binder due to my computer crashing a while back.

[Someone Else]

Golden Legacy, on Nov 12 2007, 06:10 PM, said:

And one of my all-time favorite ones, courtesy of Wind Dude:
"Never argue with an idiot - they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."
;)

Ahaha! I remember using that here, don't remember where or why, but I remember saying it. That's a classic quote, wish I knew who said it first so that I can shake their hand.

"What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about"?
Unknown person.

[Folcon]

"You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." Homer Simpson

[Mallick]

"There are no such thing as stupid question, just very inquisitive idiots." -Toad King

[Eugine]

"A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing... So is a lot" - Albert Einstein

[Caael]

" If you cant convince them, confuse them"

[Laharl]

lots more :)

"It would have gone in if the keeper hadn't saved it"
- some really bright Football Commentator

"the enemies of the united states are constantly looking for ways to hurt and injure the people of America. And so are we."
- George W Bush

"A:We need you in the ****pit
B:The ****pit!!What is it?
A:A ****pit, it's a small room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits."
- Airplane!

"at the end of the game the king and the pawn go in the same box."
- Anon

"Chief Wiggum=Shoot the tyres out Lou!
Lou=Er.. Chief it's a Tank
Chief Wiggum=I've had enough of your attitude Lou."
-The Simpsons

"Lita: But the customer's always right!
Shop Owner: Not when the customer is you."
- Atelier Iris

"we are about to experience uncontrolled flight into terrain."
- Homard, La Pucelle Tactics

"AHA! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
- Monty Python's Flying Circus

"Disperse loyal battle monkeys, do thy bidding and bust a cap!"
-Zetta, Makai Kindom

"Hedly Lemar:Qualifications?
Outlaw:Rape, Murder, Arson and Rape
Hedly Lemar:You said rape twice
Outlaw: I like rape"
-Blazing Saddles

[Eugine]

Laharl, I love George Bush quotes. They're awesome =)

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."

Man just read them here http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushquo...bbushquotes.htm xD

[Ironsight]

"I'm tired of these motha f***ing snakes, on this motha f***ing plane!"

[Folcon]

"It is best to keep one's mouth shut and appear the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt." Mark Twain.

[Moonear]

I'm gonna turn this team around 360 degrees!
-Jason Kidd

When you die from smoking and lung cancer, you lose a very important part of your life.
-some dumb fashion show model

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
-Muhammad Ali

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be."
- Rosalyn Carter

the whole speech by miss teen south carolina
-miss teen south carolina

[Mallick]

laharl the slayer, on Nov 16 2007, 08:36 AM, said:

lots more :)

"It would have gone in if the keeper hadn't saved it"
- some really bright Football Commentator

"the enemies of the united states are constantly looking for ways to hurt and injure the people of America. And so are we."
- George W Bush

"A:We need you in the ****pit
B:The ****pit!!What is it?
A:A ****pit, it's a small room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits."
- Airplane!

"at the end of the game the king and the pawn go in the same box."
- Anon

"Chief Wiggum=Shoot the tyres out Lou!
Lou=Er.. Chief it's a Tank
Chief Wiggum=I've had enough of your attitude Lou."
-The Simpsons

"Lita: But the customer's always right!
Shop Owner: Not when the customer is you."
- Atelier Iris

"we are about to experience uncontrolled flight into terrain."
- Homard, La Pucelle Tactics

"AHA! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
- Monty Python's Flying Circus

"Disperse loyal battle monkeys, do thy bidding and bust a cap!"
-Zetta, Makai Kindom

"Hedly Lemar:Qualifications?
Outlaw:Rape, Murder, Arson and Rape
Hedly Lemar:You said rape twice
Outlaw: I like rape"
-Blazing Saddles

<33 Blazing saddles

[Laharl]

"I can only give one person my full attention each day.

Today is not your day.

Tomorrow is not looking good either"
-My boss

"There's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'me' if you rearrange the letters a little"
-Anon

[Lightning Star]

"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone" - Tommy Cooper


"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over." -Edna St. Vincent Millay

"Two words for you: Jerk." - ForteGX

"To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years." -Ernest Hemingway

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem."- Jerry Seinfeld

"I don't understand how a woman can take boiling hot wax, pour it on upper thighs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."- Oscar Wilde

"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin."- Mark Twain

and quote of the century:

"There's a new book out now that lists all the foreign countries that hate or resent the United States. It's called the World Atlas."- Jay Leno


oh yes, and then in the classroom:

Teacher: "*giving out instructions*""
random kid: wait, what?
Teacher: I don't know, I wasn't listening.

I love my spanish teacher XD

[Mallick]

"Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you." Vipin Sharma

[Laharl]

"The Chav is proof that evolution ****s up sometimes"
-Uncyclopedia

"face like a blistered pisspot- refers to one who has fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.



Then landed face first in a pile of broken glass"
-Profanasaurus Rex

[Mallick]

"Though I am not naturally honest, I am sometimes by chance." --William Shakespeare

"Not only is life a *****, but it is always having puppies." --Adrienne Gusoff

"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax." --Thomas Robert Dewar

[Someone Else]

laharl the slayer, on Nov 16 2007, 11:36 PM, said:

"I can only give one person my full attention each day.

Today is not your day.

Tomorrow is not looking good either"
-My boss

I saw that on a T-shirt.

[Wiflewood]

I thought I saw a light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just a ******* with a flashlight, bringing me more work.

[Caael]

There is no 'I' in team. But there is an 'I' in pie. Uh, a meat pie. Meat is an anagram of team.
- Shaun from Shaun of the dead.

[Platinum Sun]

Something of a necropost, but it took me a long time to compile this list.

Red Mage said:

Life is a sidequest. Seize the exp!

Mitch Ratcliffe said:

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history -- with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila"

Bunny sticker from Hot Topic said:

Don't hate school
It prepares you for real life,
Which also sucks.

Roy Greenhilt said:

Your approval fills me with shame.

Adam Savage said:

Ants are all over my head man!

Dave the Barbarian said:

Never underestimate the power of a good broom.

Ok screw quote tags, you get the idea.

"You see, the tragedy of Canada is, they could have had British Culture, American Technology and French Cooking. Instead they got American Culture, British Cooking and French Technology." -Unknown net person. No offence to the nations mentioned, but I just thought it was a rather funny, clever joke.

"It is capital mistake to theorise before one has data. Invariably one begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts." -Sherlock Holmes

"A true scientist is bored by knowledge; it is the assault on ignorance that motivates him." -Matt Ridley.

"But long ago he had decided never to be afraid of the deafeningly obvious, it is always new to somebody." -K.J. Kavanogh

"Don't cry because life's over, smile because it happened." -Master of Reality.

"I can't be in two places at the same time, but I can be in the same place at two different times." -Fighter

"What the American public doesn't know, is what makes them the American public." -Robert Deniro

"I prefer drastic measures to rational ones." -Uma Thurman

"I only mind the voices in my head when they don't speak English." -Myself

"We're about to witness an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me." - Black Mage

"If this is the start of some soap opera horse****, I will gladly cut out your eyes. -Thief

"I don't like Laundromats because I don't want other people to see what my underwear would look like if they could fly. Or were caught in a very small tornado." -Sosa

"What must I do to escape my immature thoughts?
Your mom." -Cyanide and Happiness

"When I was scared of thunder, my mom told me that it was God bowling. Now I know that this is not true. He's actually killing *** people." -Sosa

We fear what we cannot understand. Knowledge is our best weapon.-Tuvok

"Ok screw quote tags, you get the idea." -Myself

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, Sr.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player

"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

[Caael]

It's not rape, it's sex you didn't know you wanted- My friend Rosie.

[Folcon]

"Now you two have live happly ever after, or I'll drop kick your teeth out." - Whitey's sister, from Eight Crazy Nights

[Moonear]

Tis better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
--lots of people

This now begins the School of Rock quotes, one of my favorite movies

"Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym."

"Your children touch me and I'm pretty sure I have touched them too."

"There used to be a way to stick it to The Man. It was called rock ‘n’ roll. But guess what. Oh, no. The Man ruined that too with a little thing called MTV! So don’t waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome, because The Man’s just going to call you a fat, washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just give up!"

"Uh oh, you know what? Miss Lemmons must be on crack, right kids?"
JACK BLACK FTW!!! :unsure:

[Quacnar]

Those quotes were pretty good platinum sun.

[Mallick]

killercoz, on Nov 25 2007, 03:18 PM, said:

Those quotes were pretty good platinum sun.

++ postcount

[Quacnar]

Mallick, on Nov 25 2007, 09:47 PM, said:

++ postcount

Well so was your staement and this statement and they were good.

[TheEnglishman]

"Harry Potter is so unbelieveable. How can someone with ginger hair have friends?"

[Ironsight]

"Why does every one say Your-Anus? Its Uranus, Uranus, Uranus! Anus, Anus, Anus! It's not that funny." - My Earth Science Teacher on: the planets

[FlamingDuck]

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull****"

"Does Uranus emit methane?" - A kid in my science class.

[Folcon]

"'I'm scarred daddy. Too scarred to even wet my pants.'
'It will come son.'" Ralph and Cheif Wigum in that episode where Lisa finds an 'angel' skeleton.

[Quacnar]

(this isn't the exact quote, but it is pretty close) "Why are the parasites so mean as to drain energy from things, I mean if they're going to die anyways why don't they just kill themselves now and get it over with" Sutton the stupidest kid ever!!

[Ironsight]

"Is the moon really made of cheese?" - A kid from my Earth Science Class

[Folcon]

((are you serious?))

"Why is it that babies chose middle of the night, during the worst possible weather to be born?" Kiron, in the book Alta, by Mercedes Lackey, on the subject of a baby dragon being born durring the start f the rains.

[Ironsight]

((Well, yeah))
"Nice, real professional, man." -My dad, after a partner of his' cell phone went off in front of a troop of Girl Scouts. It was playing: "I Smoke Two Joints"

[Folcon]

Jack, on Aug 8 2005, 01:44 AM, said:

...what would you do differently?

Especially if you knew that if you DID do something differently, today might NOT be your last day on Earth. :blink:

lifeform287, on Aug 8 2005, 01:53 AM, said:

I would for starters take a shotgun and slaughter everyone. Starting with Jack Thompson.

best qoute pair I've seen.

[Moonear]

killercoz, on Nov 26 2007, 11:39 PM, said:

(this isn't the exact quote, but it is pretty close) "Why are the parasites so mean as to drain energy from things, I mean if they're going to die anyways why don't they just kill themselves now and get it over with" Sutton the stupidest kid ever!!

Yes, Sutton is a moron, but not the stupidest.

[Moonear]

Platinum Sun, on Feb 26 2006, 02:41 PM, said:

Ok, it's kinda true. The wheat blade workd, but this is what happened when I did the playable Kraden one. I was so excited to have Kraden in my party that I equipped the wheat sword to him in hopes of making the ultimate character. But when I attacked the woman claiming to be Karden's sister with the wheat sword she just exploded into three and a half dozen monkies. They ran around pulling everyone's hair out. Issac was never in any danger, the monkies were trapped in his hair and were strangled. Garet torched them all with his fireballs, but that burned off what little hair everyone had left. Ivan and Sheba both figured out that their hair had just been keeping knowledge from getting into their brains and decided to run away and become monks at the Fuchin temple. Kraden snapped because of the loss of his hair and layed in a corner curled up in the fetal position crying for his mother. After two days and 45 minutes of watching this and occasionally poking Kraden with a stick, his mother actually did show up. She was mad and started screaming asking who had stolen her son's hair. Felix had had enough of this crap and went ballistic on Kraden's mom. Kraden's mom beach-slapped Felix and sent him to bed with no dinner, then she cast "Hell's Fury" on the whole party. All eight were brough to their knees, but they still didn't take any damage so they blasted Kraden's mom with an unholy barrage of the world's most powerful psynergy. Garet wondered to himself "if Kraden is that old, then how old is his mom?" His rampant curiosity suddenly consuming him he yelled out "HEY MRS. K! JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAY?" This enraged Kraden's mom beyond belief. She cast "Woman's Scorn" and exploded herself, incinerating everyone in the room except Kraden. Reeling from the loss of him mother, Kraden climbed to the top of Mt. Aleph to collect his thoughts. He arrived just in time to break Alex's legs and leave him there to die. It tuned out that the wise one had actually teleported all eight hreoes out of the room before Kraden's mom exploded, but he was so furious at being denied the chance to kill Alex that he turned them all into dragons and had them attack Kraden. Kraden cast "Alchemy" and turned them all into solid platinum. He sold them on the black market for 1,400million gold coins. He donated the money to the Djinn Protection Society. The DPS used the money to free the Djinn from the eight heros' extremely expensive dragon-shaped prison. But in doing so, they weakened the psynergetic barriers that kept the young adepts trapped. They escaped, and sought revenge of Kraden. The wise one was tiredof all this stuff so he decided to kill all of them once and for all. When they arrived a Kraden's lavish estate (which he managed to purchase by turning his other house into platinum and selling it.) The wise one was there. He got into a staring contest with Garet and was soon defeated. The wise one exploded, but in his final effort he summoned the doom and fusion dragons, then fused them together and set the new five-headed dusiom dragon upon them. All of them were being soundly defeated due to their lack of Djinn, when a bill for 72 buckets of popcorn suddenly appeared before Felix. He put it all together when he looked up and saw all 72 Djinn sitting on bleachers rooting for the Dusoim Dragon. "Use 'Outer Ruin'!" yelled Cannon. "No, 'Cruel Space'!" Serac shouted. Felix glared angrinly a the Djinn but did not say anything. "What's the matter? Dragon got your tongue?" Echo taunted. Felix silently threw himself at Echo and beat him to death with his bucket of popcorn. The others took the hint and took the popcorn from the other djinn. They all unleashed their buckets of popcorn to form and attack called "lesser popcorn fury." The Dusiom Dragon was thrown back as hot butter singed its eyes and salt aggrivated its wounds. The group then drew together and summoned "Orville Redenbaucher" But the Dusiom Dragon's prior exposure allowed it to absorb Orville's attack and become the all-mighty POPCORN DRAGON! It reared up on its light and fluff haunches and unleashed "Greater popcorn fury!" Ivan and Sheba were downed, because they're pansies and they're easy to kill. Then it was Kraden to the rescue; he used the time cube to reverse time on the popcorn dragon. It turned into a Kernel Dragon. Garet, in a popcorn induced stupor, said "hey, how about I make some popcorn?" and began casting Heat Wave. Felix remained indifferently silent, so Garet took it as approval and blasted the Kernel Dragon. It popped. But Garet had somehow done the impo... well... the highly unlikely. The Kernel Dragon exploded with such force that it destroyed itself. The shockwave liquefied everyone's brains and left a crater the size of a football stadium where Vale used to be. But I had a box of toothpicks. So I ran to the top of mount Aleph and yelled "I have expired tomato paste in my locker!" Nothing happened. So now, when I play the game, a screen comes up that shows the smouldering corpses of the characters slowly crumbling into dust. So that second one is complete BS, don't do it.

SORRY FOR THE DOUBLE POST!!!

[Ironsight]

Quote

Person 1: There is nothing in the entire Universe that we could agree on.
Person 2: You got that right

[Quacnar]

ihatekraden, on Nov 27 2007, 06:24 PM, said:

Yes, Sutton is a moron, but not the stupidest.

There is Freeman...

[Caael]

''We have to beat the violence out of them!''

[Folcon]

Found this in a fanfic;

“Anyone can dance, it’s just getting over the fear of looking like a fool."

[Eugine]

"When China awakes, the world will tremble." - Napoleon Bonaparte

[Eugine]

"Peace is not the absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means." - Ronald Reagan

[Ironsight]

Ronald Reagan was great.

For when I change my sig: In the Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of madness look to the madman to show the way.

[Laharl]

"nudity isnt porn. otherwise i'd be starring in a porno everytime i took a shower"

-someone amazing i cant remember

[Eugine]

"It's is man's ability to remember that sets us apart, we are the only spices concerned with the past, our memories gives us voice and bare witness to history so that others might learn, so they might celebrate our triumphs and be warn of out failures." - 'Four Months Ago', Heroes episode 8, season 2

"There are many ways to define our fragile existence; many ways to give it meaning. But it is our memories that shape its purpose and give it context. The private assortment of images: fears, loves, regrets… for it’s the cruel irony of life that we are destined to hold the dark with the light, the good with the evil, success with disappointment… this is what separates us, what makes us human. And in the end, we must fight to hold on to." - 'Four Months Ago', Heroes episode 8, season 2

[Laharl]

"At the end of the day, the early bird gets the worm"

[Moonear]

laharl the slayer, on Dec 18 2007, 11:25 AM, said:

"At the end of the day, the early bird gets the worm"

"The early bird may catch the worm, but the early worm gets eaten."

"(out loud) Sticks and stones may break my bones, (thoughts) but words will hurt forever..."
-JD from scrubs

[Fury]

When some one asks me ''plz'' because its shorter than ''please,'' I feel perfectly justified saying ''no'' because its shorter than ''yes''.

[Mallick]

u fail lol plz is much easier

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” Robert McCloskey

[Lightning Star]

.eugine, on Dec 17 2007, 03:06 PM, said:

"It's is man's ability to remember that sets us apart, we are the only spices concerned with the past, our memories gives us voice and bare witness to history so that others might learn, so they might celebrate our triumphs and be warn of out failures." - 'Four Months Ago', Heroes episode 8, season 2

"There are many ways to define our fragile existence; many ways to give it meaning. But it is our memories that shape its purpose and give it context. The private assortment of images: fears, loves, regrets… for it's the cruel irony of life that we are destined to hold the dark with the light, the good with the evil, success with disappointment… this is what separates us, what makes us human. And in the end, we must fight to hold on to." - 'Four Months Ago', Heroes episode 8, season 2

=DDDDDDD You watch Heroes too?! Mohinder is so wise :3 (And sexy)

"When someone tells me, 'reach for the stars; even if you fail, you'll land on the moon', I think, 'yeah, but that fall must really be a b*tch'."

-My sister (she's so awesome XD)

[Caael]

'' They go together better than aids and africa''

[Blue]

ihatekraden, on Dec 18 2007, 03:31 PM, said:

"The early bird may catch the worm, but the early worm gets eaten."

"(out loud) Sticks and stones may break my bones, (thoughts) but words will hurt forever..."
-JD from scrubs

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down, tie me up, and show me how much you like me. xD

Quote

How about a nice cup of shut the **** up?

My friend has that on a tshirt. xD

[Nosferatu]

"You want forgiveness? Get religion."

[Luna]

For those of you who hate commies...

"Che Guevara is a good communist. :lol: He is dead." - My dad, who also finished it with a smile :).

[Platinum Sun]

"Better to die on one's feet than live on one's knees."

-I forget then name... some spanish revolutionary chick...

[Lightning Star]

"When you come to the fork in the road, just keep going straight"
- M&M giving directions while we were driving her home

[Folcon]

"God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs."
"God creates Man, Man destroys God."
"Man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat Man, Woman inherits the earth."

Echange between characters in Jurassic Park

[Mathak Kraven]

"God created the universe as a science project, he got a D minus."

I don't remember where I heard it or what the original statment was, but it was silly.

"The standard of language in general is correlated to the current condition of the world.
Since a great deal of people like to use chatspeak, we must then conclude that the world has been 'pwnt'." - JadeCurtiss from MT

[Fury]

Its better to die like a man then live like a coward.

[Ironsight]

"When all else fails, call in an airstike" - Unknown

Found that while playing Call of Duty 4. Thought it was funny.

[Saturos S.]

"Not now Ivan, this isn't the time!" - Master Hamma

That had to be said...

[Caael]

'' You killed me. I didnt like that''

That is such an unbelievabley cool line.

[Platinum Sun]

"I would sooner be dead than die a death such as that."

-Rikken

[Moonear]

"If Wal-mart don't have it, you don't need it"
-a kid at my school

[Drizzy Drake]

"The internet. What the **** is the internet"
-Jay from JASBSB

[Eugine]

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit." - Someone I can't recall.

[Drizzy Drake]

"When in doubt, nap"
-The human from Get Fuzzy talking to the cat, I forget their names, and am too lazy to go find the book..

[Folcon]

"How many times must I say it, 'Do Not Shoot at the Nuclear WARHEAD!'?"

I think the villain from Broken Arrow said it.



"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger gun."

forget who said it.

[Moonear]

"Whenever I feel the urge to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
- some random famous guy

[Caael]

'' I would be your daddy, but the dog beat me to it.''

[Drizzy Drake]

Dante-My girlfriend sucked 37 d**ks
Random customer-In a row?

Clerks ONE, the original that almost nobody has heard of except big Smith fans, black and white, 1993.

[Caael]

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT!" Hargirid paused angrily, "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

[Eugine]

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi.

[Caael]

'' You cant steal somebodies open bag and close it, thats like breaking into a house and washing the dishes afterwards, or raping somebody with a condom on''

- My mate earlier today

[Drizzy Drake]

Awsome. :P.

"My best friend ****ed a dead guy there"
-Alyssa from Chaseing Amy, can't remember the actress's name though.

[redchi]

it not the size that matter is how you use it -bride of chucky

[Drizzy Drake]

A funny conversation between my brother and some chick a year ago.

Girl-So, how big are you.
TJ-3 inches :P (a lie, that's the whole point.)
Girl-Awwww, well, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean. How's the motion in your ocean
TJ-Meh, a little windy.

[Split Infinity]

Earth Dude, on Jan 17 2008, 10:32 AM, said:

'' You cant steal somebodies open bag and close it, thats like breaking into a house and washing the dishes afterwards, or raping somebody with a condom on''

- My mate earlier today

Well you'd probably close the bag so everything doesn't fall out of it. Plus if you stole dishes, you're not going to want to eat off dirty crockery. And as for the raping, you wouldn't want to catch anything would you?

[Eugine]

Wow, Split... I actually agree with your 'smart' comment. There's always a first for everything right?

[Split Infinity]

Because your opinions are usually wrong. :P

[Eugine]

Back to the disagreeing ^^ D:

"A little knowledge is dangerous. So is a lot" - Albert Einstein

[Caael]

Spam King, on Jan 17 2008, 05:00 AM, said:

Well you'd probably close the bag so everything doesn't fall out of it. Plus if you stole dishes, you're not going to want to eat off dirty crockery. And as for the raping, you wouldn't want to catch anything would you?

That's the whole point, it kinda nullifies the evil that you intend to cause.

[Split Infinity]

So something isn't bad if you take precautions to prevent yourself being punished?

[Mathak Kraven]

"It seems modders put too much emphasis in HDR/Bloom. It's like 'hey look, I can make stuff so shiney that it's white. I must be 1337!'" - null on modders.

[Eugine]

"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road." - Stephen Hawking

[Golden Legacy]

Brilliant counter-argument, Split.

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Suess.

[kate]

"weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them" -eeyore (everyone say awwww)

[Folcon]

"Oh bother."

Pooh

[d0tS]

"We're going to get the ball, and we're going to score" - Matt Hasselback

(He said this before a playoff game going into over time, and the first play after he said that he threw an interception which was returned for a touchdown.)

[Folcon]

"I'm going to knock up my neighbor."

one of my teachers said this. But it must be taken in context. He was quoting what a friend that he was staying with in England said. And the guy meant he was going to go knock on their door. But it was kinda funny at the time.

[Ironsight]

"Cluster Bombs are very accurate. Their always guarenteed to hit the ground."
- random US Soldier

[Mallick]

"Hey WD, I like your hair.. it's so.. curly.."

-Riad

[redchi]

I was a teacher long before I was Secretary of Education, and causes are only lost when we give up."
--Secretary of Education Laura Roslin

[Laharl]

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived fowards
-Soren Kierkegaard

I have never let my schooling interefere with my education
-Mark Twain

[Eugine]

The first quote is really true Laharl ^^.

Today well-lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope - One of my friends sign in name. I'm tempted to thief it x3

[Laharl]

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction
-Al Bernstein

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go
-Oscar Wilde

[My Best Wishes]

When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead!
-Barney Stinson

[Folcon]

"Doctor House must be a really good doctor."
"What makes you say that?"
"Because, someone that big of an ass, is either really good, or unemployed."

From the show House.

[Laharl]

When written in Chinese, the word crisis is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents oppurtunity
- John F. Kennedy

Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare
- Proverb

[Eugine]

"There are too many mediocre things in life to let love be one of them" - One of my friends sign in name.

[Folcon]

The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers. - some shakspear play whose name I don't remember

[Saturos S.]

"Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse" - Bruce Springsteen (The River song)

[Caael]

A slave begins by wanting justice and ends by demanding a crown- Unknown

[Eugine]

That quote is from Albert Camus Caael. The entire quote is -
"The slave begins by demanding justice and ends by wanting to wear a crown. He must dominate in his turn."

[Folcon]

They have enough enthusiasim to build a palace, but not a brick of common sence among them. - From the book Alta, by Mercedes Lackey.

[Gio]

Those who never try never experience failure either.-My friend Casey

[Wiflewood]

Gio, on Feb 17 2008, 11:28 PM, said:

Those who never try never experience failure either.-My friend Casey

Thats pretty stupid. One of the reasons for not trying something is so that you don't fail. Your quote makes it seem like failure is a good thing...

What you might be trying to say is somthing more along the lines of this:

"Those who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try nothing and succeed"

Which kind of implies that its alright to fail, but at least you tried it.

I also came across this one that I like:

"A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. "

[Folcon]

Or it could be said, "Those who do not try, never experience failure, nor do they experience success."

[Gio]

Wiflewood, on Feb 17 2008, 05:52 PM, said:

Thats pretty stupid. One of the reasons for not trying something is so that you don't fail. Your quote makes it seem like failure is a good thing...

What you might be trying to say is somthing more along the lines of this:

"Those who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try nothing and succeed"

Which kind of implies that its alright to fail, but at least you tried it.

I also came across this one that I like:

"A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. "

I forgot to tell you all that the quote came out of a very lazy persons mouth.

[Elliott]

"Sounds like a bunch of barnyard animals being knifed"
My dad after I played one of my particularly in your face CDs on the stereo upstairs.

[Wiflewood]

Gio, on Feb 18 2008, 01:30 AM, said:

I forgot to tell you all that the quote came out of a very lazy persons mouth.

I see. Makes a lot more sense from that perspective. :o

[Neo]

"Check out the big brains on Brett, you one smart mother****er..." - Pulp Fiction

That's all I have to say.

[Gio]

Do not under estimate hobbit powers.- my friend Chris.

[kate]

"music you can slit your wrists to" - my dad when I played fix you by coldplay...I don't think he came up with it though, I hear it everywhere

[Laharl]

Agatio, on Feb 18 2008, 07:42 AM, said:

"Sounds like a bunch of barnyard animals being knifed"
My dad after I played one of my particularly in your face CDs on the stereo upstairs.

that's ****ing awesome XD

Sounds like a pig dying in childbirth

-my mum on pretty much the same thing (death metal beintg played on stereo)

[Envy]

"Giving an honest answer is the sign of a true friendship."

"The tallest blade of grass is the first (or hardest) cut by the lawn mower."

"If you see a light at the end of the tunnel, it's just the light of an oncoming train."

Yes, I'm depressing. I don't know where they came from, just ones I've learned and loved. XD

They're so truthful. <_<

I also made this one up:

"The early bird may get the worm, but I find worms disgusting so I don't want it."

[Kuchiyose]

"How sad to love money"

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do"

Errrm found these ages ago, can't remember where though?

[Folcon]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. <_<

[ZephyrAnalea]

"Mom, what're you doin?" "Puttin pepper on the carpet, what's it look like?"
My mom, sprinkling ground black pepper all over the carpet. Now the house smells funny.

[Caael]

Why was she putting pepper on the carpet?

[Gio]

I would like to know why to <_<

[PDM]

Is she a carpet muncher? Bow chicka wow wowww.

GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY.


"When life gives you questions, Google has answers." - AJ Carpio

[Lightning Star]

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. - Steven Wright

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? - Steven Wright

George Carlin:

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”

“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten”

“Atheism is a non-prophet organization”

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”

“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?”

The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.""

What was the best thing before sliced bread?"
(PROOF that whoever said that on this forum wasn't the first to say it D:)

[Ironsight]

"Only the mad can judge what is truly sane."

[Drizzy Drake]

Obviously it wasn't said here first.

"...and these three women were just some f**king c**ts. And not in the good British way like 'oh what a c**t", I mean it in the hardcore American way like 'OH YOU F**KING C**T' "-Kevin Smith in London on the "An Evening With Kevin Smith 2" dvd.

[ZephyrAnalea]

"I come bearing a black man!"
My older brother's grand entrance, introducing his friend (who just so happened to be a black man).

"I went to WebMD.com so often I got carpal tunnel syndrome."
WebMD commercial.

[Gio]

Eat a Pikachu!!!-me yelling at a ref at a soccer game.

[redchi]

It's what you said at the ceremony before the attack, when Galactica was being decommissioned. You gave a speech, it sounded like it wasn't the one you prepared. You said that humanity was a flawed creation, and that people still kill one another for petty jealousy and greed. You said that humanity never asked itself why it deserved to survive. Maybe you don't. ”

-Sharon Valerii from Battlestar Galactica

[Eugine]

I love Gandhi (I think he's one of the most inspirational and logical humans to walk on Earth btw), so here are some quotes from him which I love.

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

"Satisfaction does not come with achievement, but with effort. Full effort is full victory."

"Why change the world when we can change ourselves?"

"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love."

http://en.wikiquote..../Mahatma_Gandhi

[Caael]

William Haley is an american Journalist who has some awesome quotes, like the one in my sig.

'' I'm honestly surprised Nintendo dont put a sticker on it saying ' It's what Jesus would play' ''

[Platinum Sun]

"If we were trapped on a desert island with little food, I'd probably let you die. But if we had enough food and no entertainment, I'd probably save you."

-DC Kelly

"If vinegar could get you drunk, no one would drink wine."

-DC Kelly.


(Before you get all impressed, I'll tell you that DC Kelly is just some guy from my class. He's a very stereotypical Georgian, but his wisdom is boundless.)

[Moonear]

Devon: Aren't you the least bit concerned about the cruelty of eating animals?
Greg: If they don't want to be eaten, they should make an effort to be less delicious.

Man in the Box is the best. XD

[Judgement]

Sorry if this is already in here, but...

"The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."

~Mitch Ratcliffe

[Folcon]

part one of my twain quotes

I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.
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A crank is someone with a new idea - until it catches on
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
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The way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

[Gio]

I liked that last quote.

[Folcon]

here's part two of my Twain quotes

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.
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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so.
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There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
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The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
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man can seldom - very, very, seldom - fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy.
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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that make horseraces.
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Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

[Golden Legacy]

The quote in laharl's sig is one of the funniest I've ever read:

"I don't think that America is ALWAYS right, but Saddam WAS trying to build a megacannon." - Toasty

I'm still lol'ing so hard.

[Folcon]

Twain quotes part 3

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
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It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
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When in doubt, tell the truth.

I think some are starting to repeat.

[Eugine]

"A smile is best for dealing with difficult situations" - Sai from Naruto

[Ironsight]

"Your soul is a cavern of lies!" - I'm pretty sure you know who said that. I though it was funny though :(

[Split Infinity]

Church: Leave me alone, Caboose. I didn't wanna mess with the timeline.

Caboose: Time, line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.

[Lightning Star]

Jacki: Well it was nice to meet you.
man: was it really?
Jacki: Not really. I was just being polite.

All a real conversation too XD

[Drizzy Drake]

Split Infinity, on Mar 27 2008, 01:49 AM, said:

Church: Leave me alone, Caboose. I didn't wanna mess with the timeline.

Caboose: Time, line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.

Red Vs Blue is the most awesome web show EVER!

[Laharl]

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-Oscar Wilde

XD

[kate]

Live free or die. Death is not the worst of evils. - John stark? I think? Some guy way deeper than me.

Time is a blind guide - FUGITIVE PIECES. epic book.

[Split Infinity]

Speaking of Kate's post, the subtitle to Die Hard doesn't make any sense.

'Live Free or Die Hard'. Hm...two good words or two bad words? Tough choice.

[I'm Always BROKE]

False modesty is the same as lying. Dunno who said that, I'm not really into literature as you might've guessed but I like that one. Sounds very usable in real life when you tell a girl she's beautiful but she denies she is.

[Kuchiyose]

"Change your thoughts and you change your world"

[Saturos S.]

"For it is upon personal happiness that society ultimately and collectively depends."

- Herbert Read

[Laharl]

Exaggerate your exploits by a third so everyone has a good time
-Sakata Gintoki

[Toasty]

Wisdom does not speak. Speaking is not Wisdom.

Can't remember who said that.

[Quacnar]

Isn't that quote extremely repetitive?

[Eugine]

The person who made that quote isn't wise then, so can a unwise person make a wise quote?

[Split Infinity]

Maybe a wise person wrote it down for him?

[Eugine]

But then, why would a wise person write a thought, a sentence too long, and go against his message?

[Split Infinity]

No; the wise person wrote it down, then somebody else said it out loud, thus preserving the wisdom of the original author.

[Mallick]

Toasty, on Apr 12 2008, 10:04 PM, said:

Wisdom does not speak. Speaking is not Wisdom.

Can't remember who said that.

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens?"

[Eugine]

lol. gsninja sig? I was gonna say that, but its pretty shallow for someone on GSSF to not remember that x3

[Toasty]

Mallick, on Apr 12 2008, 10:48 PM, said:

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens?"

No, but I'm pretty sure I didn't get the quote down word for word. Though they mean similar things

Basically, someone who talks alot isn't wise. Someone who talks little is wise.

~3999

[Split Infinity]

Vegeta! What's the scouter say about Toasty's post count?!

[Eugine]

I know wise people who speaks a lot x3. Depends on what you're speaking about.

[Toasty]

Are you sure?

There's a difference between being smart and intelligent, and being wise.

~4000

[Split Infinity]

You ruined it. D:

[Toasty]

Ruined what?

[Split Infinity]

The orgy.

[Toasty]

Sorry. I didn't mean to bury everyone in my snow......

Now back on topic, dangit!

"Better to stay quiet and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"

[Quacnar]

That one is dumb as well. It basically says "Shut up if you're an idiot."

[Caael]

Why are you so pessimistic Coz?

[Folcon]

"It doesn't matter if you wim or lose. What matters is having fun. winning is just a bonus."

[Caael]

" Thanks for standing still, wanker!"- TF2 Sniper

" You got blood on my knife mate"- TF2 Sniper

" 'Ave a tayste ag mah bottlea scrumpeh!" ( tried to type in a scottish accent)- TF2 Demoman

[Quacnar]

Caael, on Apr 13 2008, 11:33 AM, said:

Why are you so pessimistic Coz?

I don't know I am just a pretty pessimistic person at heart.

[Folcon]

" 'Who are you?'

'Me, I'm the Doctor. I'm a Timelord thats 903 years old, and I'm the man that's about to save your life and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?'

'...No,'

'In that case, SHUT UP!!!' "

[TheEnglishman]

escout, on Apr 13 2008, 05:10 PM, said:

" 'Who are you?'

'Me, I'm the Doctor. I'm a Timelord thats 903 years old, and I'm the man that's about to save your life and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?'

'...No,'

'In that case, SHUT UP!!!' "

A Dr Who quote? I didn't think the people in America enjoyed it's greatness.

Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.
Dalek Sec: This is not war. This is pest control!
Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
Dalek Sec: Four.
Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.
Cyber Leader: What is that?
Dalek Sec: You are better at dying.

[Folcon]

Girl whose name I don't remembered: "That, that's the Doctor."

Daleks make noise

Girl: "So, five million Cybermen, that's not a problem. But one little Doctor, now your scared."

[Caael]

Hahah, Me111, I loved that part. Alien arguements are always fun to watch.

[Platinum Sun]

killercoz, on Apr 13 2008, 11:11 AM, said:

That one is dumb as well. It basically says "Shut up if you're an idiot."

I'm on board with both versions of the quote. I know many, many people that would be better off not talking. Kind of a good lead-in to a new favorite of mine:

His mother told him that he would have to overcome, but stupidity proved to be the most implacable foe of all. -E.E. Knight.

He's a fantastic fantasy author. If you haven't read his Vampire Earth or Age of Fire series, do so before you die of lack of acculturation.

[Laharl]

What flavour are your pork scratchings?
-some kid in work on Sunday

[Saturos S.]

Those who have a gift fail to understand the feelings of those who don't, and those who don't envy those who do. - Some arrogant bish but his has certain truth to it.

[Nyktos]

"The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."
-Mark Twain

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

[Ironsight]

"The path to hell is paved with good intentions."

[Drizzy Drake]

Hooper: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

Banky Edwards: What's a "Nubian"?

Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?

Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?

Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy 'safe' for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Banky Edwards: Well... isn't that true?

[Someone Else]

Epic bump.

"Music is like candy, you gotta get rid of all the (w)rappers"
-Unknown

Sorry, Dipsy.

[Toasty]

I think I'm in love with a quote.

[Someone Else]

Wrong topic. You want the relationships topic...

[Mallick]

"Sorry boys, had to slam a burger in to me." -Willie Adler when late

[Caael]

" Four! I mean five! I mean fire!"

[Legolastom]

I swear I said that the other day.

[Caael]

Legolastom, on Oct 19 2008, 01:56 PM, said:

I swear I said that the other day.

It was on the IT crowd

[Drizzy Drake]

Wind Dude, on Oct 19 2008, 01:08 AM, said:

Epic bump.

"Music is like candy, you gotta get rid of all the (w)rappers"
-Unknown

Sorry, Dipsy.

I don't mind when people diss rap. It's when they diss it for being "nothing but killing and drugs" that I get frustrated, because they are just so ignorant.

[Ironsight]

Quote

That's not annoying at all, what IS annoying is yelling "WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" whenever you unleash a particularly stubborn entity from your rectum. Solid or gaseous.

[Toasty]

ROFL

[Gardna]

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

By Mark Twain, one of my favorites.

[Toasty]

"Sometimes I get depressed.....then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better."


Just something I read on teh intarnets.