[Drizzy Drake]

When the Hills premiered on MTV four years ago, it took America by storm. Lauren, Heidi, Whitny, Jason, other random L.A assholes. They all had a story to tell, and they told it.

Through all the fake set-up fights, and the planned dates, the girls, and men, of The Hills have prevailed.

But now, tonight, at 9 PM, Season 4 starts, and it will change everything.

This season we will see how the most-boring-relationship-ever[Heidi Vs. Spencer] plans out, Audrina and Lo battle it out over who loves Lauren more[total lezbians if you ask me], Lauren dating a guy, and then Stephanie taking that guy away from her, leading to Brody punching the guy, which then leads to Brody and guy going to jail, and Frankie tells Lauren, and she "acts" all suprised[really, this was probably set up by the producers, this whole love traingle fight thing], and we will also see....LOTS OF CRYING!!!

The Hills.

Season 4.

????

Discuss.

[Caael]

Entertainment section for a reason.

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh ya, missed that.

[My Best Wishes]

Don't bother moving the topic, just close it.
MTV is complete **** now, they never play music, just bull**** like the Hills, and Date My Mom and Next...man it pisses me off.

[Ironsight]

watch, on Aug 18 2008, 07:21 PM, said:

Don't bother moving the topic, just close it.
MTV is complete **** now, they never play music, just bull**** like the Hills, and Date My Mom and Next...man it pisses me off.

This.

[Saturos S.]

I actually watch that show from time to time...

Spoilt hot girls *****ing each other around can be quite entertaining. By quite I mean really.

[Drizzy Drake]

Did you watch last night's episode. Lauren totally threw Audrina a party, but Lo was being a bitch, and eventually, they went at it like only girls can, and to quote Audrina "we will never be friends."

OH A-MY A-GOD!!!

How do I know this? Um, my sister watches it, yeah.

[Saturos S.]

That's why I keep saying to myself. "My sister watches and I've got nothing better to do so I'll watch it too..."

But truth is, Audrina Patridge has nice boobs. Heidi Montag is a republican and McCain supporter, and had nice boobs. Lauren is a cute girl you could bring home, lacks somewhat on the boobs compared to the other two but still someone you'd gladly say "yes" to. That other girl, who's name I can't recall isn't that interesting.

O yeah, that Stephanie girl has scary eyes, pretty but scary.

[Drizzy Drake]

Stephanie steals Lauren's bf this season. :rolleyes:. Kniveing bitch.

Spencer and Heidi just disgust me. I mean, she actually gave up that huge project with Bolthouse last year to be with SPENCER!!??!! Like, dumb blonde.

The other girl is Lo.

Lauren's hot.

[Saturos S.]

I liked the episodes where Heidi was being a bish towards Spencer. He drove all the way to Colorado and Heidi just said, "Yeah, no, don't want to see you. Byezors."

[Drizzy Drake]

Mhmm. Then later last season, he goes to Vegas to get her, and at first she's like "Yeah, no, don't want to see you, byezors" but then she eventually left with him, ditching out on the biggest oppertunity of her life.

[Ironsight]

THE DRAMA! :rolleyes:

[Drizzy Drake]

BRODY PUNCHES DOUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






l8er this season

[Saturos S.]

Don't like Brody, he's stealing my girlfriend. :D

[Drizzy Drake]

Who? And Brody's the man. Don't diss him. I'll defend him to the grave. xD. Him and Frankie r p1mp.

[Saturos S.]

For some reason I never like the guys on the Hills.

[Drizzy Drake]

But like Brody and Frankie are part of the gang, not in a relationship with any of the girls. Well, he was shpelunking Lauren fer a lil while, but not any mo'.

[Saturos S.]

I'm still watching season 3. Stupid MTV holland won't air past season 2. So I have to use the Brits to watch season 3, and they'll start airing season 4 soon.

O, Lauren and thingie, Whitney, were fired/left for their own reasons.

[Drizzy Drake]

They both left to People's Revolution, because Teen Vogue wasn't giving them the opertunitys they wanted. They left on good terms though. They just wanted to get into more styling, which TV couldn't offer.

[Saturos S.]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=136

Heidi Montag made some... wierd video and pictures of her in an oldstyle fitness suit. Scroll a bit down for better pics. Or just go to the Audrina Patridge section.

[Joek2]

wow, heidi and spencer totally ruined stephanie's party
\

[Saturos S.]

Yeah... I like Stephanie more though. So she should just bish slap Heidi and have a cat fight.

[Joek2]

but l8er on we're gonna hate steph becasue she steals doug away from lauren.

[Saturos S.]

Ah... I liked the Stephanie and Lauren being friends episodes.

[Drizzy Drake]

Mhmm. Steph is straight pimp. Oh, and get this...Heidi's sister is gonna move to l.a, and SHE befriends LC aswell. So not only is Spencer's sister a "traitor", and "has no loyalty" as he would say, so is Heidi's.

AND, we MIGHT see a Heidi&Lauren reunion. I dunno, the trailers are kinda iffy. But be prepared.

[Ironsight]

Needs moar incest.

[Drizzy Drake]

or lezbos. if lauren and audrina got it on, damn....i'll brb.

[Saturos S.]

Yeah, Heidi has got to stop bishing Lauren. She practically gets all her money from being on Lauren's show.

Okiedo, caught up to season 4-2. Spencer and Heidi are still asshats. Doug, Lauren and Steph are still call. No opinion on Lo and Audrina yet.

[Drizzy Drake]

I wanan see a full blown cat fight between them. With shirts being ripped off, and titties flying in the air.

[Saturos S.]

On the Lo vs. Audrina thing. Lauren should side with Audrina, she's hotter. Being more with Lauren = more camera time.

[Drizzy Drake]

but lo is the whole "best friend from highskool". you never leave them, even if they are little pyscho cunts like audrina and lo. especially lo. when she "chated" with audrina, she was just a cold hard bitch.

[Saturos S.]

Just saw the MTV aftershow on The Hills...

I think dying is even more fun than that.

[Saturos S.]

Okay, just saw episode three, Spencer is still a total ass.

Whitney wins respect points, Lauren does, Doug does, Brody does, Stephanie does, even Heidi does for suggesting a maybe friendship with Stephanie and Lauren.

So, the next episode will be a major bishing episode with Brody and Stephanie, and Doug and Brody land in jail. Can't wait for it to be on MTV.com.

[Drizzy Drake]

i get to watch it first here in canada. :D.

who do you think wins the fight between doug and brody?

[Saturos S.]

I dunno, Doug is the athletic guy, but Brody seems more of a Brawler.

I'd say Brody.

[Drizzy Drake]

Saturos Striker, on Sep 5 2008, 11:21 AM, said:

I dunno, Doug is the athletic guy, but Brody seems more of a Brawler.

I'd say Brody.

plus brody's a g. but ya, i could see brody smashing anybody he fights. especially spencer. *prays for that fight to happen*

[Saturos S.]

O yay, this was just another "escalating" episode.

Next episode, crying girls! reason why Doug and Brody are in jail! Spencer reveals himself to be the biggest prick in the world!

[Drizzy Drake]

HOLY FUUCK!!!!!!!! 2 new episodes. damn trailers are so misleading. brody and prolly dont fight then. will comment more when i finish watchin the 2nd one.

[Saturos S.]

What episode are you at then?

I just watched 4. 5 airs next monday.

[Drizzy Drake]

the second episode last night was the one which shows why brodie and doug were in jail and all that junk. basically vegas pt 2.

where are you?

[Saturos S.]

Episode 4, I guess the one you just saw is episode 5.

Episode 5 doesn't come to MTV.com till next week :)

[Drizzy Drake]

ahh, good ole' kanuckplace, where the beer is cheap, and the hills is live.

[Saturos S.]

Yay, Audrina and Lauren sat and talked, and are friends again!

...

...

and Spencer's still an asswipe.

[Drizzy Drake]

ya, that's about a week old. a new episode is coming tonight.

[Saturos S.]

Bish, I always get to see them a week later then you do.

[edit] Never mind, episode 6 is up. I'll watch it after tennis practice.

[Drizzy Drake]

:(. Holly and Lauren had lunch, and suprise suprise, Heidi bished out Holly. BUT a lauren heidi reunion might happen, cause they both said they missed each other.

[Saturos S.]

Yep, and apparently it was Heidi's birthday yesterday. So she had a picknick with that asswipe, and she got some necklace.

[Drizzy Drake]

who wants to kill spencer with me?

[Saturos S.]

I will, if Heidi and Spencer don't break up this season because Heidi becomes friends with Lauren again and Spencer can't take it. Because he can't over the fact that he once had a rich hot girlfriend with fake titties who was a star in a tv serie he'll become an alcoholic and spend the rest of his days lying in a gutter being raped for money.

...or that he changes his attitude major time.

[Drizzy Drake]

HE DOESNT EVEN WORK, yet he somehow manages to pay for a car, an apartment, and all the random crap he has in the apartment. Rich parents= pwnage.

[Saturos S.]

My parents are pretty rich, yet they force me to work.
"It's good for you, and you only spend it on alcohol anyway, if you need it for something sensible we'll be glad to pay."

But yeah, Spencer really does have to get a job or something.

[Drizzy Drake]

all he does is sit around and play video games all da--oh wait. *looks around gssf*

oh shi-, i just realise that everybody here is really spencer. god damn. stupid multiple accounts.

[Saturos S.]

His own life when Heidi's not around just sucks so badly he takes it out on everyone else.

[Drizzy Drake]

And the thing is, he HAD a good life. Brody and Frankie and all them liked him, they were friends. They have been friedns for a long time. On that show about the Jenners like 5 years ago, Spencer was seen a few times.

But then he threw it all away for a girl, he doesn't even seem to be interested in.

[Saturos S.]

Never seen that, did watch Laguna Beach though.

[Drizzy Drake]

It was a lesser known show. I watched Laguna alot this summer, cause nothing was on.

[Blue]

You two seriously watch this show?

[Saturos S.]

No, we like to talk about things we've never seen before.

[Saturos S.]

Dammit, Stephanie's turning out to be bish...

Though I don't see the problem because Lauren dumped Doug and so Doug is obviously second-hand and everything.

... but still, THE DRAMA!

[Drizzy Drake]

I KNOW!!!

even though lauren is the "nice" one, she can be kinda a bitch. like, audrina and lo looked scared to tell her in fear of being cut from her posse.

and OH MY GOD!! spencer had the creepyist look EVER when at the club with audrina and justin.

[Saturos S.]

I thought Spencer looked kind of... gay. He was all huddled up in the corner like that, maybe scared of Heidi?

But Lauren could trade Stephanie as a friend in for Heidi I guess. I just want Spencer to get a smack on the head or something.

... Holy cow... I'm seriously can't wait till next weeks episode.

[Drizzy Drake]

Gay as in he wanted to have hot butt secks with Justin? yup. spencer scares me.

stephanie is gonna get cut, no doubt.

[Saturos S.]

Quote

It was Heidi Montag’s birthday the other day and Spencer decided to take her jewelery shopping. And the paps were taking pictures of the whole ordeal because seeing Heidi try on various pieces of crap is sooooooooo interesting. Listen, if Heidi isn’t naked, in a bikini, or wearing my pearl necklace, I don’t see any reason to follow this chick around. Not with Spencer there. Guy is an erection killer.

This guy just summed it up perfectly.

[Saturos S.]

Bump!

Why? Because the last episode was hilarious. Lauren can actually be sarcastic.

[Drizzy Drake]

What episode are you on? I just (on Monday) saw the ep where Audrina bitches at Lauren and Justin for apparently hooking up.

And and some fucking very unfortunate news...Heidi and Spencer got married.

[Saturos S.]

Yep, I'm on that one.

"Because I obviously can't resist his charms, I love guys who don't wash on a regular basis"

[Drizzy Drake]

lawl. Yeah, Lauren was funny **** in that episode. Audrina's doing what Lauren did to Heidi, except Audrina's wrong, whereas Lauren was right about Heidi.