[gsninja]

dem cheeseheads packed sum fudge, dat's fer shoor

[Someone Else]

GRRRRRRRRAAAAAGE

for the record I don't care about the superbowlz

[Mallick]

Won a slapbet over the superbowl. as if rapelisberger would win 3 superbowls in his career

[Zeypher]

He probably will sometime, but he definitely isn't in the same class as Brady and Manning.

[gsninja]

Nothin' wrong with rape, bro.

D:

[Zeypher]

Says the Kobe Bryant fan :P

[gsninja]

PSSSSHHHHHHH, y'all hatas gunna hate

[Mallick]

Zeypher, on 07 February 2011 - 11:47 PM, said:

He probably will sometime, but he definitely isn't in the same class as Brady and Manning.

Brady and Manning both have fewer rings, lawl. They both have four MVPs I think tho.

[Zeypher]

Mallick, on 09 February 2011 - 07:38 PM, said:

Brady and Manning both have fewer rings, lawl. They both have four MVPs I think tho.

Brady has three rings, Manning (both of them) has one, and Rapelisberger has two.

What's funny is that Aaron Rodgers and Brett Favre both won their first SB at 27, and Rodgers has one more regular season win all-time and a 114 QB rating in the playoffs compared to Favre's 82 rating.

[Golden Legacy]

Toasty, on 06 February 2011 - 11:54 PM, said:

GL, I'm still wondering why you're not playing Meinkraft.

Been meaning to actually, will do so when I have some time away from exams. Would I be able to run it on a laptop with only integrated graphics?

[Zeypher]

Golden Legacy, on 09 February 2011 - 10:49 PM, said:

Been meaning to actually, will do so when I have some time away from exams. Would I be able to run it on a laptop with only integrated graphics?

Probably. It isn't a very graphics-intensive game and you can always turn the render distance on low.

[Toasty]

That, and your graphics card means pretty much nothing in this respect. Minecraft is written in Java, which is mostly CPU-bound.

You could probably run the game with a freaking Silicon Graphics chip.

[Zeypher]

Toasty give me build permissions.

[Toasty]

wut

[Zeypher]

I'm going to build a cannon :D

[Toasty]

whar

[Zeypher]

By the sea port I guess.

[Toasty]

nuuu. that wud b danjurus

[Someone Else]

build it on Toasty's penis so that Toasty would have to make a less phallic spawning area

[Mallick]

do yall play a free version or if i want to join in on this do i have to pirate meinkraft?

[Toasty]

Pirating minecraft is like stealing a candy bar from a safe.

It's so cheap, you might as well just buy it.

[Caael]

I try to improve Toasty's penis by adding stairways to it so people can, y'know, ACCESS the railways but everything gets insta-removed. Somewhat counter-productive.

[Toasty]

Doesn't any more. Bomb is fixed now so saving is back on.

[Caael]

Even before the bomb I tried to put stairs in and they just were instantly removed, as if I didnt have privs.

[Saturos S.]

Golden Legacy, on 06 February 2011 - 02:23 PM, said:

*cries*

Back! Was good fun, and I actually got quite a tan. That and my hair is quite a bit blonder.

Skiing trips are always good value though.

[Toasty]

Caael, on 13 February 2011 - 04:59 AM, said:

Even before the bomb I tried to put stairs in and they just were instantly removed, as if I didnt have privs.

Hmm. Maybe there's a default setting regarding building in the spawn zone?

[Golden Legacy]

Saturos S., on 13 February 2011 - 08:20 AM, said:

Back! Was good fun, and I actually got quite a tan. That and my hair is quite a bit blonder.

Skiing trips are always good value though.

Sounds like it was a great time. Any pictures?

And Toasty, I have Minecraft. Now what?

[Toasty]

go to multiplayer

type in "craft.codeprogrammers.local"

???

PROFIT!


[EDIT] Oh yeah, telling me your in-game name would go along ways to getting you build privs. :P

[Someone Else]

GL FOR ADMIN

He wouldn't terrorize us with TNT like other admins!

[Golden Legacy]

When I input ' craft.codeprogrammers.local ', I get an "unknown host" issue that's not letting me connect. Is there something else I'm forgetting?

Also, trying out the singleplayer mode, this is definitely interesting. And I keep losing hearts by jumping off really tall heights.

EDIT: How do you get items?

[Someone Else]

lab.mlhstech.net works

[Toasty]

Oh whoops. It's not .local

It's "craft.codeprogrammers.net"

My bad. And how does lab.mlhstech.net still work? :S

[Caael]

I dunno, I still use it

[Zeypher]

Zeypher for VIP!

[Toasty]

nevar.

MAYBE builder. Maybe. If you're good. Unlike the first time.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Isn't the sentance "You're ruining my whole fucking life" more like something a 20 year old would say to their parents than the other way around?

Looking for a room to rent lol

[Zeypher]

Hmm... I think I have you beat. My mom doesn't have a car anymore so I've been letting her use mine and today she was out for five hours, so I was like WTF iz dis shit and they're bitching at me because I'm "inconsiderate," "insensible," and I "only care about myself," despite the fact that I've been letting her use my car. Now my dad is going to make me pay $150 per month to live here, despite the fact that I'm 18 and am in college.

[Toasty]

I'm considering starting up a pirate radio station (or licensing some bandwidth in the FM zone). May even try AM so yoose' gaiz over yonder can listen at night (maybes).

Though that's technically illegal so I MIGHT not do that.

.....just yet.

[Saturos S.]

Arrrrr, anyone say pirate?

[Nosferatu]

Accepted into BCIT, Turian females, Julia.

That is all. bbl in possibly another 4? weeks. I can't fuckin' do math.

[Zeypher]

Nosferatu, on 17 February 2011 - 04:02 AM, said:

Accepted into BCIT, Turian females, Julia.

That is all. bbl in possibly another 4? weeks. I can't fuckin' do math.

Who are you?

[Toasty]

Zeypher, you've failed on so many occasions that I'm simply astounded.

[Someone Else]

Nosferatu, on 17 February 2011 - 04:02 AM, said:

Accepted into BCIT, Turian females, Julia.

That is all. bbl in possibly another 4? weeks. I can't fuckin' do math.

What?

[Caael]

He got into some technology university, Darkhorse released a Mass Effect comic showing female turians (which made me wat at my computer) and he has a semi/full girlfriend called Julia.

I talk to him on Steam quite a bit though so it's somewhat easier for me to piece together.

[Someone Else]

Oh nice stuff all around Nos

[Zeypher]

I miss his frequent nerd rages.

[Nosferatu]

Zeypher, on 17 February 2011 - 07:45 PM, said:

I miss his frequent nerd rages.

Fuck you too, bro.

[Golden Legacy]

Nos, have I ever told you how sexy you are?

[gsninja]

I love watching Bakugan and Beyblade on Cartoon Network, just for the voice acting.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Ego vs Ego vs bigger Ego

[Zeypher]

So who else is watching the new season of the Pokemon anime?

[Saturos S.]

Is Misty back?

[Mallick]

Zeypher, on 18 February 2011 - 01:12 PM, said:

So who else is watching the new season of the Pokemon anime?

I don't know why but yes.

[Zeypher]

Saturos S., on 18 February 2011 - 02:54 PM, said:

Is Misty back?

Nope. Ash is still ten years old and Team Rocket is still trying to steal Pikachu, though.

[Mallick]

17 minutes once a week is all you see of him. How many times in a season do you see him sleep really? coolface

[gsninja]

I wanna watch it. D: What time is it on?

[I'm Always BROKE]

If I remember correctly, some episodes take place in more than 1 day so...

I guess Ash is just a heavy drinker?

Also, had my hair totally brushed out today. Fuck that shit hurts.

[Zeypher]

gsninja, on 19 February 2011 - 05:25 PM, said:

I wanna watch it. D: What time is it on?

Saturday mornings on WB2 or whatever the station is now.

[Drizzy Drake]

Zeypher, on 18 February 2011 - 01:12 PM, said:

So who else is watching the new season of the Pokemon anime?

you are such a fucking nerd it disgusts me.

on another note, studioleaks is down so i thought i'd check this place out. anybody got marvel vs capcom 3? lack of strider aside it could easily be my goty. haven't even looked at the tiers yet, just been playing the fuck out of dante, zero and amaterasu.

can someone fill me in on some big games coming out this year for ps3/pc? i didn't even know kz3 and mvc3 were coming out anytime soon untill i saw them at eb when i was at the mall.

[Mallick]

mass effect 2 and 3.

[Drizzy Drake]

sony raped microsoft for years with exclusives so they decided to toss them a bone? seems fair i guess. though it's not exclusive, the ps3 version of portal 2 is hands down the better console version.

[Nosferatu]

Drizzy Drake, on 24 February 2011 - 02:13 AM, said:

sony raped microsoft for years with exclusives so they decided to toss them a bone? seems fair i guess. though it's not exclusive, the ps3 version of portal 2 is hands down the better console version.

Thanks, Captain Obvious bro.

[Golden Legacy]

EXAM IN EIGHT HOURS
HAVEN'T STARTED STUDYING
I'M A HELICOPTER WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Caael]

Drizzy Drake, on 24 February 2011 - 02:13 AM, said:

sony raped microsoft for years with exclusives so they decided to toss them a bone? seems fair i guess. though it's not exclusive, the ps3 version of portal 2 is hands down the better console version.

>PS3

> Better than console

IS PS3 NOT A CONSOLE?!?!

[Zeypher]

I think he means in comparison to the 360 version.

[Saturos S.]

Golden Legacy, on 24 February 2011 - 03:03 AM, said:

EXAM IN EIGHT HOURS
HAVEN'T STARTED STUDYING
I'M A HELICOPTER WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU CAN DO IT!
UNLESS YOU CAN'T!
IN THAT CASE, GO FOR "C".

[Nosferatu]

http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/8648/1298610288118.gif

[Toasty]

SHUT UP NOS. [INSERT CAPITALIZED PROFANITY HERE]

[Caael]

Nosferatu, on 24 February 2011 - 11:12 PM, said:

http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/8648/1298610288118.gif

Listening to Doe Deer by Crystal Castles and I come into this thread and see this. My mind has just..brain..on ceiling.

[Nosferatu]

I have started drinking at noon today. Today looks to be very promising.

[Someone Else]

Alcoholism lol

[gsninja]

<3 alcohol

[Nosferatu]

Quote

Teloah Siaion: http://steamcommunit...7406?tab=public
Someone Else: Ask the door about the mages guild
Someone Else: And ask if it knows any rumors
Someone Else: Doors would know a lot of things actually, I'd imagine
Teloah Siaion: I'd hope so.
Teloah Siaion: Speaking of rumours
Teloah Siaion: They better fix that shit
Teloah Siaion: Make it, you know
Teloah Siaion: Actually Rumours instead of Gossip
Someone Else: Yeah.
Teloah Siaion: Oh hey
Someone Else: I'm hoping for somewhat morrowind style conversations
Someone Else: but, since it's still fully voice acted, I doubt it
Teloah Siaion: The door can teach me how to lock and open doors.
Someone Else: WHOA
Someone Else: OH SHIT
Someone Else: I didn't realize Steam's in-game browser was ACTUALLY a browser!
Teloah Siaion: It totally is bro.
Someone Else: Why don't people tell me these things
Someone Else: holy crap
Teloah Siaion: Dude seriously
Teloah Siaion: It's been a... browser for like a year.
Someone Else: Lemme tell you a secret
Someone Else: you know that slowpoke meme
Teloah Siaion: That's you?
Someone Else: pretty much

[Someone Else]

Hey I thought I told you that was a secret-- well I guess it's not really much of a secret...

[Caael]

More liek alcolol

Speaking of glitches in games and screenshots of said games:
http://steamcommunit...4888?tab=public
http://steamcommunit...0971?tab=public

SHE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE GAAAAAAAH

[I'm Always BROKE]

Drizzy Drake, on 24 February 2011 - 02:03 AM, said:

you are such a fucking nerd it disgusts me.

BLASTOISE VS CHARIZARD N*GGA!

[Caael]

Mallick, on 24 February 2011 - 02:07 AM, said:

mass effect 2 and 3.

http://image.gamebanana.com/ico/sprays/not_awesome_smiley.png

[Nosferatu]

Caael, on 26 February 2011 - 06:21 AM, said:

More liek alcolol

Speaking of glitches in games and screenshots of said games:
http://steamcommunit...4888?tab=public
http://steamcommunit...0971?tab=public

SHE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE GAAAAAAAH

OH GOD WHY

Also this:

[Mallick]

Caael, on 26 February 2011 - 06:21 AM, said:

More liek alcolol

Speaking of glitches in games and screenshots of said games:
http://steamcommunit...4888?tab=public
http://steamcommunit...0971?tab=public

SHE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE GAAAAAAAH

embrace the ashley

[Nosferatu]

So I totally added a section to the labyrinth, which somehow got made out of pure insanity, that Cthulhu would be proud of. Hehe Minecraft.

[Golden Legacy]

Whitney's Miltank needs to die a slow, horrible death.

[Nosferatu]

Golden Legacy, on 27 February 2011 - 11:08 PM, said:

Whitney's Miltank needs to die a slow, horrible death.

This.

[Zeypher]

I thought it was slightly easier in HG/SS, but it's a bitch in the original games.

[I'm Always BROKE]

To be honest, I'd like to pick up Pokémon again someday. But I'll wait for a price drop in both the 3DS and the 'Grey' version. :rolleyes:

[Saturos S.]

Damn that miltank with it's rollout.

[Lightning Star]

Aced 2 exams, and I just bent my computer science exam over and spanked it. I'm feelin good. :D

So what've I missed?

[Zeypher]

Nos made his glorious return. Other than that nothing really.

[Toasty]

We have a minecraft server. Run by me. :O

[Someone Else]

stuffz

[Zeypher]

Post.

[Lightning Star]

Sounds fun. Oh, and our comp sci professor totally rick roll'd us on the test too:

while (some condition){
String string 1 = "Never gonna give you up";
String string 2 = "Never gonna let you down";

//more conditions and fun stuff..

I think I finally found my calling :P

Edit: DUDE. The code tag even makes all the different identifiers and literals different colors. </nerd>

tee hee.

[Toasty]

Well duuuh. Code tags are meant for CODE.

:P

[Lightning Star]

I think I broke the internet...

[I'm Always BROKE]

A bit of tape will fix anything.

[Zeypher]

Internet is a noun and therefore it needs to be capitalized.

The more you know.

[Lightning Star]

It's a noun, but not a proper noun. Therefore it does not need to be capitalized. Pwnt.

[Zeypher]

http://en.wikipedia....neric_internets

It's English 101.

[Lightning Star]

Perhaps I was referring to an internet? While I did say the internet, it may have been a specific internet of which I was referring to using the article "the".

I perhaps may have broken a specific internet. But you'll never know. ;)

[Toasty]

As you did not specify the exact internet, but left it simply as "The" internet, it's status as a proper noun is invoked by default rendering it thusly as "The Internet".

trollolololol

[Golden Legacy]

I'd like to render Toasty's status hard, if you get what I'm saying.

[Lightning Star]

oh riad, I missed your silly gay-like ways, haha.

[Toasty]

I.....I'm not sure what you mean Riad. I...I just....don't......understand.....

[Lightning Star]

Every time I log in there are members online I've never heard of, nor do they seem to post anything. Did we hit an influx of spambots?

[Someone Else]

I don't know how or why, but spambots are getting into the forum. Oh well, keeps me on my toes.

[Lightning Star]

So. Settlers of Catan. Ever play it?

[Someone Else]

Sounds vaguely familiar... but, nope.

[Saturos S.]

It's actually quite fun for a board game. Played it a few times, isn't exactly a short game though.

[Lightning Star]

My siblings and I play it a lot. My brother has the expansion pack and just got Seafarer's of Catan. But yeah, we started around 10 and I didn't go home until after midnight. I won though :D

[Someone Else]

I think Mike Rowe should be a forum moderator for a day for his Dirty Job's show...

[Toasty]

Lawl. So true.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Ladies and gents, I hereby present you something that'll make you laugh:

[Nosferatu]

I, on 08 March 2011 - 03:11 PM, said:

Ladies and gents, I hereby present you something that'll make you laugh:

I think you meant dry heave.

[Lightning Star]

It made my computer so sad that it froze :[

[Someone Else]

Just chillin' with the spambots

[Lightning Star]

There's a shit ton of them if you look in the member list

Also lolz at silo's last post in the first TRT. "please don't make another one" I'm not sure any of the following TRT's could be quite like the first. :lol:

[Saturos S.]

TRT is on life support these days. Can't remember the last random spam session...

[Zeypher]

sdnkvsmnknaskcnlalnvn

[Lightning Star]

*rolls out spam cannon*

Oh yes. I'm bringin sexy back.B)

[I'm Always BROKE]

Dear applepies, my love for you is officially over... OVER I SAY!

[Caael]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/5633/dubstep.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

Oh goodness.

[Lightning Star]

Random potatoes!

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/potatoes.gif

[Someone Else]

Lightning Star, on 10 March 2011 - 10:26 AM, said:

There's a shit ton of them if you look in the member list

Also lolz at silo's last post in the first TRT. "please don't make another one" I'm not sure any of the following TRT's could be quite like the first. :lol:

I don't even understand why he wanted it to be the last one. Wanted to hang his hat on it, I guess.

weirdo

[Lightning Star]

I think there was a little more to it than that, maybe something to do with the drama that was in it. You're probably right with the hat thing, too.

[Saturos S.]

More drama dammit.

[Someone Else]

http://www.pantherarts.org/Drama/images/frontpic.jpg

[Saturos S.]

Oooo drama masks, classy drama.

[Zeypher]

:agitated:

[TheEnglishman]

:lol:

[Lightning Star]

This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-- *shot*

[Nosferatu]

Quote

skastudios: Next person to come to Ska Studios' booth, #607, and yells "I love Vampie Smile!" twice in a row, wins an advance copy of the game. GO!

[TheEnglishman]

I hate hearing drunken Stokies across the road -_-

[Saturos S.]

Stokies = Stoke city players/fans?

[TheEnglishman]

I just meant people from Stoke in general. Sometimes living across the road from a pub can be pretty annoying.

[Lightning Star]

I had gotten so far...! Stupid giant geth thingy. Hatechu. :< *nerd pout*

[TheEnglishman]

Geth? You been playing Mass Effect?

[Lightning Star]

Yessir. *points to "what are you playing" topic*

[Saturos S.]

Well it's obvious when you point it out.

[TheEnglishman]

Well now I just feel silly.

[Lightning Star]

Satty: I believe that's the purpose of pointing things out. :P

Fortune cookie says: "Now is a lucky time for you -- take a chance"

uh...and do what?

[Caael]

Today was one of the BEST days of my life.

[Lightning Star]

Does it call for some...George Michael?

[Caael]

> I met one of my IDOLS and can officially say that I've worked with him on my CV
> My bosses all proclaimed their love for me
> One of which did so by giving me her Vuvuzela which many a celebrity have used
> They said I get my brothers job when he moves to LA (he's worked his way up for 4 years and i've been workign there less than 2 months. He leaves in October).
> SIR TERRY FUCKING WOGAN DID A DANCE FOR ME.
> Awesome office banter
> Was chatting to a production manager about how I want to meet Charlie Brooker (fav comedian of all time) and turns out she's his PA and will try get me in contact wit him

In the space of about 6 hours, I have a potential career.

[Lightning Star]

http://blogs.westword.com/showandtell/01%20cool%20story%20bro.jpg

Just kidding, that's freakin awesome :D

[TheEnglishman]

Caael, on 11 March 2011 - 06:39 PM, said:

> I met one of my IDOLS and can officially say that I've worked with him on my CV
> My bosses all proclaimed their love for me
> One of which did so by giving me her Vuvuzela which many a celebrity have used
> They said I get my brothers job when he moves to LA (he's worked his way up for 4 years and i've been workign there less than 2 months. He leaves in October).
> SIR TERRY FUCKING WOGAN DID A DANCE FOR ME.
> Awesome office banter
> Was chatting to a production manager about how I want to meet Charlie Brooker (fav comedian of all time) and turns out she's his PA and will try get me in contact wit him

In the space of about 6 hours, I have a potential career.

I can't imagine what Charlie Brooker would be like in real life. If he acts like he does on his shows I imagine he might be a bit of a dick.

[Toasty]

Whoa wait what?

[Caael]

TheEnglishman, on 12 March 2011 - 05:11 AM, said:

I can't imagine what Charlie Brooker would be like in real life. If he acts like he does on his shows I imagine he might be a bit of a dick.

Met him today, he's one of the most down to earth, nicest guys ever. My boss, my brother and Charlies PA when he came into the TV studios radio'd me like "TIM GET IN HERE COME GREET CHARLIE" so I did. He's almost mundane, but is stupidly protective of Konnie Huq.

[TheEnglishman]

I imagine he would be. She's pretty fit.

[Golden Legacy]

[Lightning Star]

no no. Not rabbit. NOT RABBIT.

goose.


SILLY GOOSE.


*snicker*

[I'm Always BROKE]

But it's the year of the rabbit?

[Lightning Star]

Vague post is vague.

[Caael]

I want a game/film where America is the enemy and they invade a country and you have to fight them off. Sick of them being the 'world police'

[TheEnglishman]

I'm sure if they did do that there'd be tons of uproar.

[Toasty]

Exactly. Because we're the better than everyone else, and it's our duty to protect people from terrorism and communism.

[Someone Else]

Golden Legacy, on 12 March 2011 - 09:42 PM, said:

Spoiler

Oi that's Crysis 1

Caael, on 13 March 2011 - 02:03 PM, said:

I want a game/film where America is the enemy and they invade a country and you have to fight them off. Sick of them being the 'world police'

Weeeeell Korea invades America in Homefront and effectively have them taken over. Game looks exactly like Call of Duty (down to the style of the HUD, even) but with tanks, though... but I can appreciate a video game trying to realistically depict a state of warfare rather than sugar coat it, as Homefront claims to be trying to do.

I'ma post this again for lolz

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/5/25275.jpg?v=1

[Caael]

Some dystopian authoritarian state where the USA is universally hated and it invades like France or something and everyone is like "fuck dat, america we kill u" I was thinking.

[Lightning Star]

Who want to play a game based on reality? That would be like taking time out of your life to play a game about your life. Booorriiingg

[Caael]

Lightning Star, on 14 March 2011 - 09:39 AM, said:

Who want to play a game based on reality? That would be like taking time out of your life to play a game about your life. Booorriiingg

Animal crossing has a market so why cant this?

And this wouldn't be mundane, this would have a bitchin' plot full of political intrigue and spies infiltrating the US and blowin' up monuments n shit to prepare them for counter-invasion.

There'd be a bunch of rogue countries that just fight both sides (India heads the rogue states with spain as a close follow-up). Say the US invaded the Fawklands, Chile and Brazil would launch a counter attack against Mexico (half of which has been annexed to the US, the other half an anarchistic rogue faction) as an ultimatum for the Fawklands.

The United American Front (as the US would now be known) would let loose their hidden nuclear arsenal in Hawaii and Easter Island, creating a nuclear-dead zone along the north-border of Brazil, preventing them from mobilising.

Panama Canal would be closed and militarised by UAF, breaking crucial trade routes for Europe. Ireland would be the guinea pig for a UAF secret orbital weapon, leaving most of the country devastated. Russia would take to space on behalf of the UK and have bitchin' space battles with UAF Dreadnought class space stations, breaking out a secret space facility been worked on in Siberia since the Cold War.

North Africa and the Middle East would (now the African-Arab Territories or AAT) would have a giant rift in them, creating a civil war amongst the super state. One one side, those in favour of European Liberation Front (International threat-response agency on behalf of European invasion from elsewhere), who vote in the Pan-national congress in favour of joining, and the secular independents who are strongly opposed.

China backs the ELF and so intervenes in the AAT on behalf of the supporters, whilst southern African states, the African Republic (AR) backs the independents, seeing it as a massive potential territory grab. AR is a rogue state itself, whilst China, now the far dominant economic superpower of the world cannot pledge direct support to the ELF as they are fighting a fronted war with India; the annexation and subsequent rebellion of Bangladesh has only complicated matters.

China and Russia are also on uneasy terms as Russia has attempted to invade mongolia many times in previous few decades but failed due to Chinese intervention. Many thought it would lead to WWIII but it never quite escalated to such international levels.

France, Germany, the British Republic (monarchy deposed in 2023) and EEC (Eastern European Collaboration consisting of 16 smaller states all run independantly but in international politics, they join in the EEC) are still initially reeling from the all-out attack from UAF, with Ireland devastated, North france turned into an American enclave and Scotland under siege are fighting a fast-losing resistance. Italy is under pressure from the AR and Spain to join the rogues, but refuses to go either way.

Australia has mobilised into the pacific, to attack the UAF west-coast; an area left largely unguarded due to Japan's neutrality. Australia has also deployed support to the EU, but the civil war between AAT sections has destroyed the Suez canal, and declared a no-fly zone between Israel and Libya. This leaves the options of going around the South African Peninsula, which would take too long to respond and by then the BR would have been fully-taken over, or through Iraq and Iran, which are neutral in the AAT war but could switch at any moment.

Thailand, Korea (North was reoccupied by the south in 2014) and Japan are now working in an economic and technological community of the EAC, East Asian Collaboration, though have remained neutral in the conflict so far. Japan have sympathies with the EU following World War 3, when the Peoples Republic of China mounted an offensive against East Asia. This was quelled by a joint Russian-UK(at the time)-Indian pact, preventing an advance. Japan have also been developing experimental warfare technology; the majority in the prototyping process. It's assumed that once these classified projects reach mass-manufacture, they will pick a side (DEFINITELY NOT UBERMECHS).

Meanwhile, the moon colonies (Russia, US and China) are having their own problems, with Russia activating Lunar weaponry to aid the space-battle, with China attempting to restrain them due to the high resource cost and Earth-Luna space blockades preventing any renewal of said resources. The US colony has been isolated and cut off, as joint Russian and Chinese troops overran it by force, looting it of valuables and weaponry, leaving it only with essential power supplies.

You play as 4 different characters throughout the game; a pro-EU AAT rebellion commander, attempting to hold the Egyptian Citadel at the heart of the empire in order to secure a ceasefire in AAT territories. A 'choice' system decides if you surrender to the Independant Loyalists or if you fight for the EU; choices will impact the game later.

The next would be a Japanese spy in placed in Los Angeles, the UAF technological hub to move across to Washington. You deploy experimental EAC tech, such as cloak shields and large scale EMP devices. Missions include destroying west coast communication networks based in LA, sabotaging the Hoover Dam to essentially disable most of the western UAF territories, and destroying the Washington monument to signal the start of the counter-attack from the Eastern Nations.

The next character would be a Russian space pilot who mounts several attacks on key US space facilities, ultimately destroying/taking over (your choice again) their orbital bombardment systems. You'd make trips the the moon colonies and suppress any US insurrections, and use political choices to either overrule or comply with the Chinese, in regards to the Lunar-weaponry.

The final character would be a BR general, who is co-ordinating the counter invasion following the destroying of the Washington Monument of the UAF. This would have both Civ and FPS gameplay elements; re-establishing trade-routes with allies (this is where your choices come into play; if you've made enemies then you will have less resources available to you. Conversely, if you have made controversial choices (Moon weaponry overruling etc) then you may have less resources available/ even have countries entirely withdraw support.

Once you've established what you deem necessary to mount a counter invasion, you take control of a few crucial FPS battles; the Battle of Staten Island to secure New York; the sacking of New Orleans to secure the East Coast hub, the ultimatum of Mexican Territories (either liberate and have them join you or destroy them), the taking of Chicago (Canada becomes a choice here; free them from UAF oppressors and make them join you, free them to do what they like, or destroy them) and finally, the push on Washington, where you storm the Capitol Building and the White House to depose the dictator/president.

I think it would be a fucking awesome game IMO.

[Toasty]

Now replace "America" and "United States" with "England" and "Great Britain"

THERE's a game worth playing. Just like the good ol' days of the 1700's

Someone Else, on 13 March 2011 - 06:37 PM, said:

Oi that's Crysis 1


Weeeeell Korea invades America in Homefront and effectively have them taken over. Game looks exactly like Call of Duty (down to the style of the HUD, even) but with tanks, though... but I can appreciate a video game trying to realistically depict a state of warfare rather than sugar coat it, as Homefront claims to be trying to do.

I'ma post this again for lolz

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/5/25275.jpg?v=1

So, so true.

[Someone Else]

I think that said more about some kind of deep seeded grudge you have against the US than anything else really...

[TheEnglishman]

Damn Caael that's a lot of detail.

[Nosferatu]

Caael, on 14 March 2011 - 11:15 AM, said:

tl;dr stuff

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/musherambo/Youhaveaproblem.jpg

[Caael]

Someone Else, on 14 March 2011 - 01:15 PM, said:

I think that said more about some kind of deep seeded grudge you have against the US than anything else really...

Not really, just bored of them being the unanimously elected overlords of the world.

[Zeypher]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

[Toasty]

Caael, on 14 March 2011 - 03:17 PM, said:

Not really, just bored of them being the unanimously elected overlords of the world.

i.e. you have a seekrit grudge against all amerikind.

[Caael]

I really like America itself, love LA, San Fran, Vegas, and everything inbetween. Their international politics irk me though.

[Golden Legacy]

USA, FUCK YEAH
WHO WANTS SOME FREEDOM FRIES?!

[Someone Else]

I dunno. I think the world needs "that guy" that everybody hates but ultimately helps to keep everybody together. Kind of like cops. Everybody hates cops, but the alternative is worse. Also, better the US than China.

[Lightning Star]

Eventually it WILL be china though, with y'know how much we're INDEBTED to them.

SO GUESS WHAT?! I've got (one of) my girls and a little tequilla, little vodka and some Jello Shots. F*ck yeah, spring break :D
p.s. my friend Caroline is awesome!

[Someone Else]

Lightning Star, on 14 March 2011 - 11:54 PM, said:

Eventually it WILL be china though, with y'know how much we're INDEBTED to them.

I know :CC

[Lightning Star]

Do you have a real cowboy hat?!

[Someone Else]

Actually yes I do.

I also have a pretty bitchin' top hat.

[Toasty]

Someone Else, on 14 March 2011 - 07:51 PM, said:

I dunno. I think the world needs "that guy" that everybody hates but ultimately helps to keep everybody together. Kind of like cops. Everybody hates cops, but the alternative is worse. Also, better the US than China.

This pretty much sums up my thoughts. Not having a world superpower is paramount to anarchy on a global level (not that all countries revert to anarchy, but the relations between them will be anarchic). And again, though I'm not fond of my own government (right now at least), I'd hate the thought of being at China's mercy.

Lightning Star, on 14 March 2011 - 11:54 PM, said:

Eventually it WILL be china though, with y'know how much we're INDEBTED to them.

Doesn't matter. Our economies are intertwined. We go down, they do too. And all that debt they bought off us suddenly becomes a massively wasted investment.

Yes, it does give them some power over us, to an extent, but not as much as you might assume.

[Lightning Star]

Tequilaaaa.... *drool*

Edit: shiiiiiiiit. *head wall* stupid " liquid courage"...

[Caael]

Toasty, on 15 March 2011 - 02:31 AM, said:

This pretty much sums up my thoughts. Not having a world superpower is paramount to anarchy on a global level (not that all countries revert to anarchy, but the relations between them will be anarchic). And again, though I'm not fond of my own government (right now at least), I'd hate the thought of being at China's mercy.



Doesn't matter. Our economies are intertwined. We go down, they do too. And all that debt they bought off us suddenly becomes a massively wasted investment.

Yes, it does give them some power over us, to an extent, but not as much as you might assume.

Not really, China are far more self-sufficient than the US. Yeah there's a lot of mutual reliance but if the world economy went down the shitter, China would recover far faster. It's exports are RIDICULOUS in scale.

[Zeypher]

We only outsource shit because we're lazy as fuck.

[Someone Else]

Moar like American made stuff is of bad quality and really expensive since we don't use sweatshop labor.

Oh I'm a bad person for saying it, okay whatever :rolleyes:

[Caael]

Someone Else, on 15 March 2011 - 03:34 PM, said:

Moar like American made stuff is of bad quality and really expensive since we don't use sweatshop labor.

Oh I'm a bad person for saying it, okay whatever :rolleyes:

Exchange rate (at least in regards to clothes) says otherwise in the price factor.

[Nosferatu]

http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/something_completely_different.jpg

[Toasty]

Caael, on 15 March 2011 - 09:26 AM, said:

Not really, China are far more self-sufficient than the US. Yeah there's a lot of mutual reliance but if the world economy went down the shitter, China would recover far faster. It's exports are RIDICULOUS in scale.

Most of those exports are bought by us Americans, and are produced on behalf of American companies. Both of which would stop dealing with China if America's economy sank.

Someone Else, on 15 March 2011 - 03:34 PM, said:

Moar like American made stuff is of bad quality and really expensive since we don't use sweatshop labor.

Oh I'm a bad person for saying it, okay whatever :rolleyes:

http://arstechnica.c...ewhere-high.ars

Many smaller businesses are choosing to produce products here in the states since they have such little control over the quality of their products when they're produced in China. That's because the Chinese manufacturers cater to the bigger companies, and the smaller guys get the short end of the stick. This poor quality control makes it more financially feasible to produce products in the states, since the businesses have much better control over the quality of their products.

Basically, products from smaller companies that are produced in the States are of higher quality than the products of equally-sized businesses producing products in China. However, bigger corporations (like Apple) will benefit from the cheaper cost of Chinese labor since the manufacturing companies there are more willing to comply with the bigger company's requests (since it's getting them a lot of cash).

[Nosferatu]

Toasty, on 15 March 2011 - 06:11 PM, said:

tl;dr bullshit

Don't make me get another non sequitur.

[Caael]

Toasty, on 15 March 2011 - 06:11 PM, said:

Most of those exports are bought by us Americans, and are produced on behalf of American companies. Both of which would stop dealing with China if America's economy sank.

I'm too tired to go all economic on your ass tonight but tomorrow there'll hopefully be some sort of economics essay here poking holes in your logic.

[Zeypher]

Promises that will never be kept

[Toasty]

There's not much to it Caael. We're China's biggest customers. They lose us as customers, and they stop bringing in money. They don't have much else to keep money circulating through their economy.

They may make it through alright, but they'd be severely hurt economically. Something I'm sure they don't want to do.

Therefor, I'm not too worried about China attacking America (economically or otherwise). Though I think we shouldn't have ever gotten into debt with them in the first place.

[TheEnglishman]

Wake me when you guys are done.

[Toasty]

*car alarm goes off*

[Lightning Star]

Yay I (get to think I) brought conversation back to teh TRT.

Today: no hangover. I'm getting awesome at this shit. Except I did go off and do some stupid things...people really should keep me away from computers when I drink ^^

[Someone Else]

I thought we had a loverly conversation

[Lightning Star]

Hahah, as lovely as it was, I was a little spazzy haha. It would have been fine if you were the only person I had been talking to XD

[Someone Else]

OH LOOK WHO'S SO POPULAR

[Lightning Star]

Boys blowin up my phone, phone~

I take that back. I f*cking hate ke$ha.

[Lightning Star]

Anything that has to do with controlling money and business I pretend doesn't exist. My philosophy is: I work, I get paid, I use that money to buy what I need. Rinse and repeat, easy and disease-free.

[Nosferatu]

Don't be a punk-ass bitch

-Someone Else

[Caael]

It's ironic because we're talking about intellectual stuff.

[Lightning Star]

Edit: Nevermind.

[Zeypher]

Edit: Edit:

[Nosferatu]

Durp.

Quote

Lifeform287: So, Canada is the only country letting people fly to Japan. I think this is a government strategy to get rid of the stupid people.

AH_Joe: @Lifeform287 I'm surprised the United States hasn't thought about that.

Lifeform287: @AH_Joe Well then the whole country would be flying to Japan. *aw snap*

[Lightning Star]

@Toasty: Yes, I know these are important things but...its so complex, and you NEVER get the whole story when it comes to government, which is pretty much the control center for my money. The most we can do is elect people who say they're gonna do what you want, but even then they rarely do.

Oh and...

[Sakoshi]

Hentai? :)