Oh hai retards.
I missed the ****in' conference but I know lotsa stuff.
- Better Avatar Clothes ****
- Halo crap.
- Games on Demand
- Twitter (<3)/ Facebook for 360
- Metal Gear Solid 5 for 360
- Left 4 Dead 2
- Something about last.fm
- Crackdown 2 (Don't mind the music and self-advert
- Full 360 Game Downloads
- Project Natal
- Modern Warfare 2 crap.
Other
Crysis 2 - Goin' Multiplatform
Assassin's Creed 2 - November 17th, 2009
And some other stuff.
- Nintendo's Press Conference = Tuesday, June 2nd @ 9:00AM PST
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- Shut this crap music up and get the to the crap confrence.
- Getting somewhere. Showing casual games on the screen along with some pics of good games every now and then. Nobody is talking yet.
- Holy **** it's Snowboardin' mom. Starting on a low note.
- "Create surprise"? You've done that well so far.
- New innovation in game control?
- Mario announcement!
- Mario is moving into the 4th dimension?
- New Super Mario Bros. with multiplayer.
- New item, Propeller Suit.
- "This is why I make my living selling games, not developing them." Obvious.
- New Super Mario Bros. Wii in Holiday 2009
- Talking about Wii Fit and casuals. Getting that bad feeling.
=Maybe missed some crap, bad stream, got a new one open=
- Reggie is talking about WiiMotion Plus. Funderful.
- People doing exaggerated movements in a trailer. (I'm willing to put money on still being able to go sit down and play.)
- Bill Trenon coming on stage for 1:1 demo.
- The game knows where are controller will be? Gee I hope so.
- WiiSports Resort
- Skydiving with with the Wiimote is the first thing you do. Fun.
- Archery tiem. (Oh god I can see people thinking they need to throw the Nunchuck)
- Reggie is coming out for a basketball game. (This looks couch playable.)
- WiiSports Resort launches July 23rd, 2009
- Grand Slam Tennis, Tiger Woods and Virtua Tennis will use 1:1
- Red Steel 2 will ONLY be playable with 1:1
- "More third party games were sold for the Wii than any other console." Nothing said about the quality.
-Final Fantasy: The Crystal Bearers will use 1:1
- Exclusive Kingdom Hearts on September 11th?
- Hey it's Bowser.
- Talking about the next Mario and Luigi and DS! Hells yeah!
- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story in Fall
- Hmm? What RPG went dark 6 years ago?
- GOLDEN SUN DS! HOLY ****.
- And now we're getting Passionate Readers as a demographic? Wonderful.
- Women's Murder Club for the DS
- Girls Mode in Japan is getting renamed Style Savvy for NA
- Talking about the DSi
- "The Internet is gonna be awesome." Lulzy.
- DSi sales in 2 months are >1million
- 40,000 DS Lites in the same time.
- Flip Note Studio for DSi this Summer.]
- Mario VS Donkey Kong: Minis March Again will have level creator. Coming this Monday through DSWare?
- New Wario Ware. You can make mini-games.
- Starting in the summer, pictures from the DSi can be uploaded to Facebook.
- The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks "Words can't describe it." Ya rly.
- Saturo Iwata is coming on.
- Nintendo is panicing cause they are running out of casuals.
- Japan + US + Europe = 295 million actively playing
- 149 million saying maybe.
- Iwata is making a fairly good Hardcore vs Casual speech.
- WiiVitality Sensor?
- Can detect stress apparently.
- Snowboard mom is back.
- Moar Mario news.
- Super Mario Galaxy 2!
- YOSHI! <3
- Looking pretty good.
- A giant rolling Chomp on a planet almost as big as it is. Delicious.
- Recap by Reggie.
- More? How about Moartoid? Or METROID.
- The Conduit for Wii trailer. Plays like a movie trailer.
- Conduit comes out this month.
- Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles
- Leon Kennedy, Chris' sister? and some other guy.
- Dead Space: Extraction trailer. Excellent.
- Something about a Ninja Gaiden/ Dead or Alive.
- Or not.
- Metroid: Other M! 2D/ 3D Wii game!
- RIDLEY! MOTHER BRAIN.
- SAMUS TALKED. WHAT THE ****. NO. BAD TEAM NINJA, BAD.
- Metroid: Other M in 2010
- It's over. Not horrible Nintendo, not horrible.
- Sony's Press Conference = Tuesday, June 2nd @ 11:00AM PST
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- Sony, start damnit.
- Starting in two minutes. Get ready.
- And now we're moments away. Oi. (8 minutes late so far)
- Starting. Finally.
- Trailer montage. Seen some Bayonetta, inFamous, Uncharted 2, God of War 3, LBP, Buzz!, Tiger Woods, Home, Ninja Gaiden, FF XIII, Saw, SUPERMAN? HAHAHAHA. SUPERMAN. HA.
- Host; Jack Tretton
- Joking about the leaks.
- Calling the PSP succesful.
- Talking about Modern Warfare 2, Heavy Rain, Rachet and Clank, Batman and FFXIII. Heheh.
- PS2 getting 100 getting new titles.
- 22 million units sold last year.
- Latin America, sales have tripled.
- 24million registered accounts.
- Talking about inFamous
- Evan Wells coming out for Uncharted 2.
- Uncharted 2 Multiplayer Beta out tonight at midnight
- Uncharted 2 Single Player Gameplay being shown
- Walkin' off.
- "Only possible on Playstation. You'll hear us talk about that a lot today." Wonderful.
- Andy Bodeman coming out to talk about MAG
- Going to be showing a 256-player MAG game right now. Being played as we watch.
- Looks pretty good. Still wondering how this will work on consoles that aren't probably running of a seperate server.
- Gameplay showing is over for MAG.
- Talking about the PSP.
- "For people looking for a handheld, the PSP has no competition." Have we heard of the DS?
- Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines on November 10th
- TALKING ABOUT TEEN/ TWEEN GAMES. Ubisoft must have written for this segement.
- Kaz Hirai coming on stage.
- Oh noes we're talking about casuals.
- Announcing the PSP Go! - Officially. Nickname for it: "Wost kept secret of E3" Lulz.
- 50% smaller, 40% lighter.
- 16GB, Slide out feature, M2 Port
- Media Go
- Sense Me - Looks at your music library and creates a playlist based on mood. I like that.
- $249.99, October 21st
- Kazunori Yamauchi coming out.
- Announcing Gran Turismo PSP.
- 800 cars, 35 tracks, 60 layout barriers.
- Showing a trailer of Gran Turismo PSP as he walks off stage.
- October 21st.
- Metal Gear Solid up next!
- Hideo Kojima is walkin' on up.
- Metal Gear Sold: Peacewalker for PSP. Featuring Snake.
- Hideo Kojima is script writing. MGS4 team is developing.
- Metal Gear Solid: Peacewalker trailer as he walks off stage.
- It's in Costa Rica.
- Talking about Resident Evil for PSP.
- LBP, Monster Hunter, Hannah Montana and Harry Potter coming to PSP.
- Showing a montage of big games for the PSP.
- Giving PSN stats.
- 50+ PS1 games going to PSN store, starting with FFVII.
- Talking about Home.
- Home trailer.
- PS3 big games for 2009 montage. Enough montages Sony.
- Some are Uncharted 2, Infamous, Batman Arkham Asylum, Brutal Legend, White Knight Chronicles, Ninja Gaiden Sigma II: It's Sigma Time, Mafia II, DC Universe Online... Stream just broke. =\, God of War 3 and Fight Night Round 4
- New IP from Rockstar, Agent.
- Talking about Assassin's Creed 2
- Bringing two people from Ubisoft up.
- Assassin's Creed 2 demo!
- Ezio wasn't an Assassin at first.
- This flying machine is awesome.
- Double neck stab! Awesome!
- Smoke bomb? Yes.
- FFXIII trailer
- Final Fantasy XIV only for PS3. Showing a trailer.
- Talking about motion control.
- Playstation Motion Controller being talked about apparently.
- Oh **** a Motion CONTROLLER.
- Hmm. Awesome.
- Staying... un-biased... Trying very hard.
- "See? Not everything got out."
- ModNation Racers
- ModNation Racers out in 2010
- The Last Guardian by the makers of Shadow of the Collosus. Trailer being shown.
- Gran Turismo 5 trailer being shown.
- Some guy's name I can't type coming on stage. Going to show us a God of War 3 demo.
- It will be the last God of War in the God of War trilogy.
- Demo is starting.
- Flaming horses. Awesome.
- Hey, a big flaming dude.
- And an armoured Centaur.
- A chimera too.
- Demo is over.
- God of War 3 will be out March, 2010
- And it's over. Dunzo.