[Toasty]

I'll start.


Deep in the

[Someone Else]

Mushroom Kingdom you

[Toasty]

find a strange

[Ironsight]

Flying Squirrel Man

[Someone Else]

. You give him

[TheEnglishman]

some soft green

[Laharl]

man loving, that

[Legolastom]

pick up spoon

[Someone Else]

(Makes no sense. Ignoring.)

Deep in the Mushroom Kingdom you find a strange Flying Squirrel Man. You give him some soft green man loving, that made him say

[TheEnglishman]

'Get off me

[Legolastom]

so you decided

[Ironsight]

to ignore him

[Toasty]

. But then a

[Ironsight]

Mad Axe Man

[Toasty]

comes along and

[Ironsight]

waves his big

[Someone Else]

Deep in the Mushroom Kingdom you find a strange Flying Squirrel Man. You give him some soft green man loving, that made him say "Get off me" so you decided to ignore him. But then a Mad Axe Man comes along and waves his big ten foot pole

[Toasty]

which hits the

[Drizzy Drake]

com bo breaker

[TheEnglishman]

on the head.

[Ironsight]

and kills it.

[Legolastom]

"Needs more Dakka"

[Someone Else]

Deep in the Mushroom Kingdom you find a strange Flying Squirrel Man. You give him some soft green man loving, that made him say "Get off me" so you decided to ignore him. But then a Mad Axe Man comes along and waves his big ten foot pole which hits the com bo breaker on the head. and kills it.

"Needs more Dakka" is what the

[Ironsight]

Green Mushroom Man

[Drizzy Drake]

said as he

[Ironsight]

painted his truck

[Legolastom]

red, to make

[Ironsight]

it go FASTA.

[Someone Else]

He also added

[Legolastom]

some custom chainsaw

[Drizzy Drake]

holes to make

[Legolastom]

room for more

[Toasty]

DELICIOUS CAKE. But

[Drizzy Drake]

the cake was

[Toasty]

actually a flamboyant

[Legolastom]

man bear pig

[Ironsight]

Squiggly beast. He

[Drizzy Drake]

cannibalized his pig-brethren

[Ironsight]

in order to

[Legolastom]

Deep in the Mushroom Kingdom you find a strange Flying Squirrel Man. You give him some soft green man loving, that made him say "Get off me" so you decided to ignore him. But then a Mad Axe Man comes along and waves his big ten foot pole which hits the com bo breaker on the head. and kills it.

"Needs more Dakka" is what the Green Mushroom Man said as he painted his truck red, to make it go FASTA. He also added some custom chainsaw holes to make room for more DELICIOUS CAKE. But the cake was actually a flamboyant man bear pig squiggly beast. He cannibalized his pig-brethren in order to engineer a series

[Drizzy Drake]

of nuclear mutated

[Golden Legacy]

flying pink monkeys

[Toasty]

that quickly attacked

[Drizzy Drake]

((way to save yourself there toasty))

themselves to elephants.

[Golden Legacy]

Out of nowhere

[Legolastom]

"STOP RIGHT THERE

[Toasty]

YOU VILE FIEND!"

[Someone Else]

Deep in the Mushroom Kingdom you find a strange Flying Squirrel Man. You give him some soft green man loving, that made him say "Get off me" so you decided to ignore him. But then a Mad Axe Man comes along and waves his big ten foot pole which hits the com bo breaker on the head. and kills it.

"Needs more Dakka" is what the Green Mushroom Man said as he painted his truck red, to make it go FASTA. He also added some custom chainsaw holes to make room for more DELICIOUS CAKE. But the cake was actually a flamboyant man bear pig squiggly beast. He cannibalized his pig-brethren in order to engineer a series of nuclear mutated flying pink monkey that quickly attacked themselves to elephants. Out of nowhere "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU VILE FIEND!" was called out

[Toasty]

from a silhouette

[My Best Wishes]

on the horizon

[Toasty]

atop a high

[Split Infinity]

aircraft powered by

[Toasty]

preposterous amounts of

[Split Infinity]

dark matter and

[My Best Wishes]

Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder

[Someone Else]

. You decide to

[Split Infinity]

become an hero

[My Best Wishes]

that fires lasers

[Legolastom]

, you also get

[Drizzy Drake]

squirrel incinerating miniguns

[Legolastom]

that "O SHI-

[Drizzy Drake]

whenever you blow

[Ironsight]

Deep in the Mushroom Kingdom you find a strange Flying Squirrel Man. You give him some soft green man loving, that made him say "Get off me" so you decided to ignore him. But then a Mad Axe Man comes along and waves his big ten foot pole which hits the com bo breaker on the head. and kills it.

"Needs more Dakka" is what the Green Mushroom Man said as he painted his truck red, to make it go FASTA. He also added some custom chainsaw holes to make room for more DELICIOUS CAKE. But the cake was actually a flamboyant man bear pig squiggly beast. He cannibalized his pig-brethren in order to engineer a series of nuclear mutated flying pink monkey that quickly attacked themselves to elephants. Out of nowhere "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU VILE FIEND!" was called out from a silhouette on the horizon atop a high aircraft powered by preposterous amounts of dark matter and Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder. You decide to become an hero that fires lasers, you also get squirrel incinerating miniguns that "O SHI- whenever you blow up a cat.

[Someone Else]

Then the silhouette

[Ironsight]

ran towards you

[King Hydros]

stumbled, and fell.

[Someone Else]

After seeing this,

[Legolastom]

you never again

[Drizzy Drake]

ate cake, fearing

[Legolastom]

that it would

[Ironsight]

cause some really bad,

[Drizzy Drake]

((^ EPIC FAIL!))

maggot infested diarrhea.

[Legolastom]

"Without incident" the

[Ironsight]

humbled forum poster

[Nosferatu]

ate a horse

[My Best Wishes]

covered with sauce

[Toasty]

from the mountains

[Legolastom]

coming out of

[Toasty]

the vast expanse

[Split Infinity]

of english muffins

[Drizzy Drake]

! Oi mate, yelled

[Split Infinity]

an extraordinarily handsome

[Drizzy Drake]

man bear pig

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/kissfan1267/ManBearPig.png

[Split Infinity]

with false teeth

[Drizzy Drake]

and a wooden

[King Hydros]

representation of Dubya

[Mallick]

On his lapel.

[I'm joining this game, bitches!]

[Toasty]

Suddenly, a fast

[Mallick]

negro wearing nikes

[Drizzy Drake]

busted a nut

[Mallick]

. He turns to

[Drizzy Drake]

you and says

[Mallick]

"Never gonna give

[Drizzy Drake]

you up, never

[Mallick]

gonna let you

[Drizzy Drake]

down, never gonna

[Mallick]

run around and

[Drizzy Drake]

dessert you. Never

[Mallick]

gonna make you

[Drizzy Drake]

cry, never gonna

[Mallick]

say goodbye, never

[Drizzy Drake]

gonna tell a

[Mallick]

lie and dessert

[Drizzy Drake]

you." Topic closed.

EDIT: Jolly good combo, chap. Here is the full story for your reading pleasure.

Deep in the Mushroom Kingdom you find a strange Flying Squirrel Man. You give him some soft green man loving, that made him say "Get off me" so you decided to ignore him. But then a Mad Axe Man comes along and waves his big ten foot pole which hits the com bo breaker on the head. and kills it.

"Needs more Dakka" is what the Green Mushroom Man said as he painted his truck red, to make it go FASTA. He also added some custom chainsaw holes to make room for more DELICIOUS CAKE. But the cake was actually a flamboyant man bear pig squiggly beast. He cannibalized his pig-brethren in order to engineer a series of nuclear mutated flying pink monkey that quickly attacked themselves to elephants. Out of nowhere "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU VILE FIEND!" was called out from a silhouette on the horizon atop a high aircraft powered by preposterous amounts of dark matter and Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder. You decide to become an hero that fires lasers, you also get squirrel incinerating miniguns that "O SHI- whenever you blow up a cat. Then the silhouette ran towards you stumbled, and fell. After seeing this, you never again ate cake, fearing that it would cause some bad, maggot infested diarrhea. Without incident the humbled forum poster ate a horse covered with sauce from the mountains coming out of the vast expanse of english muffins! Oi mate, yelled an extraordinarily handsome man bear pig with false teeth and a wooden representation of Dubya on his lapel. Suddenly, a fast negro wearing nikes busted a nut.

He turns to you and says, "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down; never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." Topic closed.

-CC