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#1 Someone Else

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 08:22 PM

Let's give this a shot. Saw this doing well on a different forum.

Here are the rules:

Four words per review, no less, no more. Violaters will be ~~prosecuted~~ have their post deleted.
The format should be: Game Title: Your Four Word Review
No quoting or replies. If you agree or disagree with a review and have something additional to say, post YOUR OWN unique four-word review for the game using the format above
ANY game that you're thinking about can be reviewed, even older ones! So don't be a stranger.
Have fun!

Here's mine!
Brutal Legend: Memorable experience, adequate gameplay
Uncharted 2: Currently playing, can't review
Dragon Age: Cannot play, broken PC
Demon's Souls: Will fuck you up

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 09:05 PM

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 11:05 PM

Metal Gear Solid 3: Better than Splinter Cell.
...you just said dash, why are we using colons?

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:07 AM

Metal Gear Solid 3: Movie of the decade.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:49 AM

Borderlands: More addicting than heroin
Team Fortress 2: Barelled monkeys times 10
The witcher: Slow start, gets better
Saints Row 2: Much better tahn GTA
Gears of War 2: Mediocre, bland, overhyped TPS
Halo 3: Custom games > the rest
Prototype: Bored after few hours
Red Faction Guerilla: Fun, but no co-op
Oblivion: Vanilla sucks, mods rock

I'm out for now

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:26 PM

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:35 PM

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 01:10 AM

World of warcraft: What happen my life?

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 10:40 PM

Borderlands: Fun, not worth $60.
Dragon Age: Dragon slayers online, lol.

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 10:46 PM

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 11:17 PM

Twilight Princess: Fun, harder than Windwaker
Kirby Air Ride: Best racing game ever
Radiant Dawn: HARD as ****! ....sometimes.
Path of Radiance: Best strategy on gamecube
Brawl: Fun, kinda sloppy controls.

This post so far: All Nintendo games. lawl

Halo in general: Only good for parties.

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 11:42 PM

Borderlands: Very overhyped, it's okay.
COD-MW2: Gonna be bloody awesome

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 12:00 AM

watch, on Nov 7 2009, 09:42 PM, said:

Borderlands: Very overhyped, it's okay.
COD-MW2: Gonna be bloody awesome

Watch: Son, I am disappoint.

Well played, sir... I'll overlook this time.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 04:48 AM

Oblivion: Orc Rogue thieves guild

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 10:47 AM

Ninja Gaiden II: Shitty camera, sexy gameplay.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 10:32 PM

gsninja, on Nov 8 2009, 08:47 AM, said:

Ninja Gaiden II: Shitty camera, sexy gameplay.

QFT

Dragon Age Origins: Stayed for the Roleplay.

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 02:28 AM

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 08:06 AM

Legolastom, on Nov 6 2009, 02:10 AM, said:

World of warcraft: What happen my life?

World of Warcraft: It's fucking 4AM already?!?!

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Posted 12 November 2009 - 07:04 PM

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 02:48 PM

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 05:18 PM

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 10:38 PM

Borderlands: Your inventory is full

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 12:38 PM

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 04:32 AM

Dragon Age: Amazing, but difficulty spikes

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 04:56 AM

Contact: Absolute freaking genius RPG

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 10:35 AM

L4D2: Fun only with friends
Arkham Asylum: Short but genius game
Brutal Legend: Surprisingly good RTS mechanics

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 07:17 PM

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 11:25 PM

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 07:34 PM

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 09:44 AM

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Posted 11 April 2010 - 01:29 PM

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Someone Else, on Apr 11 2010, 08:29 PM, said:

Battlefield Bad Company 2: Why does everyone Recon

BFBC2: Medics need huge nerf

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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:23 PM

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Posted 13 April 2010 - 04:49 PM

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Posted 17 May 2010 - 04:02 PM

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Posted 18 May 2010 - 05:17 AM

Prototype: Short lived fun burst

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Posted 18 May 2010 - 06:03 AM

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Mass Effect 2: two times the fun~

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 08:26 PM

Red Dead Redemption: Amazing sandbox, play expert

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 05:02 AM

DoDonPachi LINK

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Street Fighter IV

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Posted 03 September 2010 - 04:59 PM

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 05:17 AM

Red Dead Redemption: Red Dead GotY, bitches.

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Posted 21 December 2010 - 11:20 PM

Dead Rising 2: Good game except bosses

Dragon Age (update to my previous review): great production value, generic...

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 08:10 AM

Dragon Age: Huge disappointment; unlike Witcher
Super Meat Boy: Good god its hard

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 09:11 AM

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 03:56 AM

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 10:28 AM

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance: Marche is a pussy.
Fire Emblem: Advanced Wars with swords.
The World Ends With You: Touch-screen button-mashing.
Puzzle Quest: Crack, Bejewled and crack!
Borderlands: Warcraft, but with guns!
Scribblenauts: Fuck movement physics. FUCK!
Pokemon Black: Just replay diamond, idiot.
Final Fantasy VII: Cloud's "Sword" is HUGE.
Fallout New Vegas: I'll just steal that.
Torchlight: DiabloII Lord of Destruction.
Plants Vs. Zombies: Title says it all.
Halo Reach: You are so fucked.
Golden Sun Dark Dawn: Djinn are so CUUUUTE!
Eve Online: Bored, bored, bored, eyestrain.
Overlord II: Dance puppets dance! HAHAHAHHAAAAA!
Soul Calibre IV: Dual-corporation sell-out.
Star Wars Force Unleashed II: Should only get three.
Metroid, the Other M: Samus got her period.
Peggle: Your time is worthless.
Little Big Planet: 9 has a game?
Sonic Unleashed: Just for the furries.
Rock Band: Your skill means nothing.
Spore: Glad I'm not God.
Oblivion: They killed Captain Piccard!
Halo Wars: Everyone will hate this.
Super Mario Galaxy: Not how physics works.
Portal: Exactly how physics works.
Mario and Luigi Bowser's inside Story: So many disturbing implications...
Wolfenstein: There's always more Nazis.
Ninja Gaiden II: Dismemberment is really easy.
Mass Effect II: Where's all the sex?
Dragon Age: Humans are always dicks.
Tales of Monkey Island: The fuck is this?
Fable II: AOE magic wins everything.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl: Play using your face.