[Lightning Star]

Alright, a random question, but how many of you out there enjoy the madness that is midterms? Especially when they're piled one right on top of the other. It's like a double stuffed cookie, with the cookie made of barbed wire and the stuffing made of arsenic sauce. It's delish. Especially science midterms. Sciences like physics and biology. Which are really usefull classes. Because when I go to a park, I totally want to know the density of a duck. And I really feel like if I was on Who Wants to Be a Millionare, I would get the million dollar question by knowing whether or not TRP is a repressor or an inhibitor. I mean, I thought tests were meant to TEST your knowledge, not make you suffer and come up with the best guess you could pull out of your ass. Really, if the class average is a 50, do you honestly think a test is going to do any good? Obviously we're so damn smart that we think we're too good for the test and just scribble answers for fun. Making it harder will totally get us back on track. Because of course, we never stay up until midnight busting our asses over sample exams from last year that will probably have nothing to do with the actual exam. (While in the process having nervous breakdowns when we realize how much we truly don't know and how much is left to study). And then I am back do the duck. And the density of the duck. Because I feel like a sitting duck in an ocean of "OMFGWTFIHAVENOIDEA"ness. And suddenly I want to shoot the duck because there is no @$##ing reason on earth WHY I would EVER need to know the density of a @$#%#ing duck.

And damn. I need sleep.

EDIT: here is the exact question from my online assignment: A duck is floating on a lake with 23% of its volume beneath the water. What is the average density of the duck?

[Mallick]

Icy, on Nov 5 2009, 11:48 PM, said:

no @$##ing reason on earth WHY I would EVER need to know the density of a @$#%#ing duck.

Just wait until you meet a suspected witch.

[Julian]

hah how ironic... I'm here because im procrastinating ;)

[Lightning Star]

if the density of a duck is the same as the density of a witch, then it must be true physically that m_duck/V_duck=m_witch /V_witch.

But a witch could not possibly have the same volume NOR mass of a duck, and therefore would not have the same density, and seeing as people couldn't swim back then, would not float.

I just disproved superstition with physics. F*** yes. Perhaps there is a theory to all this madness!

[Mallick]

Yes, the theory is if she floats she's a witch!!!!

[Lightning Star]

buuut, she could never float because she couldn't swim and she would always be more dense than a duck.

The only way we could prove if she (whoever she is) is a witch, is if she turns one of us into a newt! D:

[Mallick]

Monty python and the holy grail.

[Toasty]

This topic is silly. So silly is this topic.

[Saturos S.]

Moar.

[Someone Else]

10/10 would read again.

[Lightning Star]

ORLY?

but...

seriously?

;)

[Ironsight]

I think Icy is stressed.

[Caael]

I think Icy is high as FUCK.

[Mallick]

Caael, on Nov 6 2009, 01:36 PM, said:

I think Icy is high as FUCK.

High on life. :>

[Lightning Star]

No, no not high. Just had a moutain dew, a cup of coffee, 3 hours of sleep and 7 hours of studying.

Actually still haven't gotten high. And I'm not even that interesting drunk.

Edit: ROFLAMOROFLSAUCE. So the question about TRP being an inducer or repressor was on the test. And I couldn't @$#%ing remember. FML.

[Saturos S.]

Inducer?

Meh, I've got all those cell reaction steps in my next test as well. All the different names they use makes it confusing, while in essential it's quite simple.

Why couldn't they just give them boy's and girl's names like hurricanes?

"When Julia sends a signal to Karl, Karl still needs another protein (protein Lauren) for activation. This protein is attached by protein Cindy (who is like BFF for everest with Lauren), so she only lets her go when protein Barry comes by."

[Mallick]

Saturos S., on Nov 7 2009, 04:27 AM, said:

When Julia sends a signal to Karl, Karl still needs another protein (protein Lauren) for activation. This protein is attached by protein Cindy (who is like BFF for everest with Lauren), so she only lets her go when protein Barry comes by.

Bow chicka bow wow. Sucks though, breaux.

[Split Infinity]

Icy, on Nov 7 2009, 12:51 PM, said:

Actually still haven't gotten high. And I'm not even that interesting drunk.

I thought you were adorable, buuut that's another story.

[Toasty]

loooooooooool

[Lemontime]

Captain Cannabis, on Nov 7 2009, 07:36 AM, said:

High on life. :>

That's what my geography teacher says.

We know it's crack, though..