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Fuck my life.

#1   Golden Legacy 

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    Posted 02 August 2010 - 10:47 PM

    Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

    #2   Someone Else 

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      Posted 02 August 2010 - 11:19 PM

      God dammit GL, you actually had me going there.

      #3   Ironsight 

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        Posted 03 August 2010 - 12:45 AM

        http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/619/1279709684003.jpg

        #4   Zeypher 

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          Posted 03 August 2010 - 01:26 AM

          Ha - it took me a while to get that it was SpongeBob.

          #5   Toasty 

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            Posted 03 August 2010 - 02:17 AM

            I thought you were serious all the way up until I read pineapple.

            #6   Mallick 

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              Posted 03 August 2010 - 03:45 AM

              I really do spend too much time on 4chan. I identified it as a joke before reading the topic. >_>;


              Can't find the similar copypasta I had saved... oh well. I'll just leave this here

              http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/9643/1279280805134.jpg


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