After a late night of partying, a guy invites his friends back to his new apartment.
While he is giving them a tour, one of his friends notices a huge gong and hammer near the wall.
"What's up with the gong?", he asks.
"Oh that's not a gong, it is a talking clock."
His friends voice skepticism, "Dude, that's not a talking clock, it's obviously a friggin' gong."
The guy replies, "No, I swear, you hit it with that hammer as hard as you can and it tells you the time. Go ahead, give it a try."
His friend shrugs his shoulders, grabs the hammer, rears back, and strikes it with a loud: "GOOOOOOOOOOONG!"
After a few seconds they hear a voice from the other side of the wall, "Hey asshole! IT'S THREE-THIRTY IN THE FUCKING MORNING!"
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 07:59 PM
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 08:02 PM
cool story bro
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 08:35 PM
...That actually wasn't bad.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 11:06 PM
That was kind of funny.
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 01:22 PM
That's nice.
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 02:30 PM
I smiled.
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 07:58 PM
i didn't.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:07 AM
ThankMeLater, on Sep 2 2010, 11:58 AM, said:
i didn't.
but you don't have a soul..
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Posted 03 September 2010 - 12:03 AM
Ooooo burn.
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Posted 03 September 2010 - 06:18 PM
Toasty, on Sep 3 2010, 12:03 AM, said:
Ooooo burn.
maybe if i believed anybody had a soul.
it was an alright joke, but not amusing enough that i felt it needed any acknowledgment beyond well that was nice.. moving on.
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Posted 04 September 2010 - 04:03 AM
My previous comment was simply for lulz skidz.
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Posted 04 September 2010 - 10:06 AM
Really?
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Posted 04 September 2010 - 04:02 PM
Yeah really.
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Posted 04 September 2010 - 10:31 PM
My previous comment was simply for sarcasm toast.
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Posted 05 September 2010 - 01:00 AM
Cool story bro.
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