Anubis' Poem For Final Fantasy VII
#1
Posted 24 April 2005 - 06:04 PM
Can't touch this (unless you're a Mod).
A world torn apart, by a single soul,
To save it from Sephiroth, was young Clouds goal.
He travelled around with his phat azz sword,
and killed big dumb dragons that spit fire and roared.
Kicking ass for lotsa Gill,
So he can save up for his drug addiction, lil' by lil'.
Then the day came when he met Sephiroth the great,
Cloud was gonna whoop his ass, because that was his fate.
They fought for a day until they could fight no more,
I can't tell you the result, it's filled with ****loads of gore.
Long story short, Sephiroth got 0wned,
But Cloud was left alone, and alone he roamed...
Thank you, thank you. I know, I rock.
#3
Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:30 AM
Get it right. lol
Besides that, This is some good **** dude. Be proud. ;)
#5
Posted 25 April 2005 - 03:14 AM
k?
Cool. Im glad we sorted that out :joy:
Im gonna right MY own poem.
One so good it will smash this into the ground.
*evil laughter*
Brace yo'self.
#6
Posted 25 April 2005 - 11:24 AM
Anyways: Good poem, although I dont know anything about FF. XD
#7
Posted 25 April 2005 - 04:40 PM
#8
Posted 26 April 2005 - 03:23 AM
*Leaves GSSF for good*
Anyway, why do you think I live on a farm dude?
Yes, I live in a little town (about 15 000 people) but that's hardly a farm. Heh, and where I live, a 'farm' wouldn't go to far because its too freakin' hot. The bloody animals would DIE. But not of heatstroke (The way that YOU would die if you lived here) but from the lack of grass growing in the feilds.
It's hot. Thus very dry.
Your pretty uh... "smart" I trust that you can fill in the blacks here. ;)
#9
Posted 26 April 2005 - 02:02 PM
#11
Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:34 PM
http://www.vet.ed.ac.uk/images/clinical-rotations-services/prize-bull.jpg
;)
What were you planning on doing, adding spinning chrome hooves to it? Maybe a chromed out nose-ring and some Nitros up its ass. ;D
#12
Posted 27 April 2005 - 04:00 AM
Anyway, about pimpin' up a cow? Seriously, I expected ALOT more from you.
Meh, If I actually wanted to deck out a car, I'd go for a Monaro or a Skyline; which means absolutley nothing to you. You seem to want to play with chicks car's.
Oh, are you getting all seroius about this matter? Becasue if you are, stop and think: "Why am I having a serious arguemnt with some really cool badass from the other side of the world?"
It just aint cool, Pimpin' dude ;)
About my not-a-farm-poem, it's comin' soon. You'll ALL like it. :joy:
#13
Posted 27 April 2005 - 07:54 AM
#14
Posted 27 April 2005 - 08:24 AM
hahaha. Dude; have you not forgotten that this was in fact a joke (that went a little to far). Your treating it as quite a serious arguement. In my opinion.
And about me not knowing what google is: How then, did I come by my Gmail account? I honestly don't know. This new concept of "google" is quite intruiging to me. Please do be telling me how I got my precious Gmail account.
Oooops. My precious Gmail acount. He'll use that against me. :joy:
Lets sit back and watch what he comes up with next. :joy:
#15
Posted 27 April 2005 - 08:36 AM
Also, you don't have to use Google to have Gmail, people send you Gmail account invitations. Also, Gmail stands for GangstaMail. Snoop Dogg uses it. >.>
#16
Posted 27 April 2005 - 08:42 AM
Yeah, Im whining
*shuts up*
hmmm. Im willing to place the deed to my farm on this: EVERYONE who has a Gmail account has heard of in some way, Google itself.
GanstaMail. sheesh ;)
#18
Posted 27 April 2005 - 01:34 PM
Mooooooooo.
Meeeehhhhhh...
Oink Oink!!
XD
#19
Posted 28 April 2005 - 06:13 AM
#20
Posted 28 April 2005 - 07:15 AM
But whatever floats your boat I guess :ph34r:.
lol. This is fun :) I love how you guys think I live on a farm. 3 topics are now bascially centralised about the issue. I reckon it's freakin' hilarious. ;)
#22
Posted 29 April 2005 - 07:32 AM
Memories Remain, on Apr 28 2005, 01:15 PM, said:
Actually, you're VERY familiar with the sound "meeeeh". You make it all the time on MSN. You always say "Meh". Maybe there's a little bt of Goat in you? ;D
#23
Posted 29 April 2005 - 11:56 PM
Anubis, on Apr 29 2005, 09:32 PM, said:
*sigh* I said animal not sound. Yes, I say it, but please do be telling me what farmyard animal does. Goat? I think not.
#24
Posted 30 April 2005 - 04:02 AM
So you're a sheep hustler now, are you? Tsk tsk tsk... ;P
#25
Posted 30 April 2005 - 06:45 AM
haha.
#27
Posted 03 May 2005 - 04:13 AM
Maybe Im all turned around on the subject...
#28
Posted 03 May 2005 - 10:52 PM
She'll welcome that actually, I'm sure she's desperate for a free ticket off of her little island. You know, she told me it's hard to even find TV where she lives, we should donate money to her.
#29
Posted 04 May 2005 - 03:33 AM
Sorry sheba, no money for you OR your TV-less-ness
#31
Posted 04 May 2005 - 04:27 PM
But Anubis.
HE has a pitchfork.
You don't D:
Which one is more awesome?
#32
Posted 04 May 2005 - 06:07 PM
Anyways, that poem was like, how would you say... pimp? :P XD That just brightened my day.
#33
Posted 05 May 2005 - 08:16 AM
Sheba, on May 5 2005, 06:27 AM, said:
I'm sorry Sheba, It would never work betwwen us :P
I live on a farm, and you on an island.
Fill the blanks in :agitated:
By the way: MR> Anubis :agitated:
In a full on clash-of-gods fight that is. He pwns me at everything else... :P
#34
Posted 18 May 2005 - 04:10 AM
Damn this is turning into spam. I'd hate to see my lovely poem topic fall into the oblivious spam forum.
So anyway, more comments about my work of art is appreciate, I like all the praise I get. =]