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Anubis' Poem For Final Fantasy VII

#1   Nemphtis 

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      Posted 24 April 2005 - 06:04 PM

    I just emailed this to the admin of an FF fansite. I made it up as I go as you can tell not much effort was put in it. I got a reply from teh admin telling me my poem rocks so I thought it would be funny to put it up here. ^_^

    Can't touch this (unless you're a Mod).


    A world torn apart, by a single soul,
    To save it from Sephiroth, was young Clouds goal.

    He travelled around with his phat azz sword,
    and killed big dumb dragons that spit fire and roared.

    Kicking ass for lotsa Gill,
    So he can save up for his drug addiction, lil' by lil'.

    Then the day came when he met Sephiroth the great,
    Cloud was gonna whoop his ass, because that was his fate.

    They fought for a day until they could fight no more,
    I can't tell you the result, it's filled with ****loads of gore.

    Long story short, Sephiroth got 0wned,
    But Cloud was left alone, and alone he roamed...


    Thank you, thank you. I know, I rock.

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      Posted 24 April 2005 - 07:19 PM

      I have no idea about FF, but that was pretty cool ^_^ .

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        Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:30 AM

        Meh. "Gill" is "Gil"

        Get it right. lol
        Besides that, This is some good **** dude. Be proud. ;)

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          Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:54 AM

          I already know I rock, you don't need to confirm it, Farmboy. ;)

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            Posted 25 April 2005 - 03:14 AM

            ;) I wanna get this straight. I do NOT live on a farm.

            k?

            Cool. Im glad we sorted that out :joy:

            Im gonna right MY own poem.
            One so good it will smash this into the ground.

            *evil laughter*






            Brace yo'self.

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              Posted 25 April 2005 - 11:24 AM

              Oh god the farmboy is making a poem to! ;)

              Anyways: Good poem, although I dont know anything about FF. XD

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                Posted 25 April 2005 - 04:40 PM

                If it's another poem about how hard life is on a Farm then I'm not interested. ;)

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                  Posted 26 April 2005 - 03:23 AM

                  That's it. Im outta here.

                  *Leaves GSSF for good*

                  Anyway, why do you think I live on a farm dude?
                  Yes, I live in a little town (about 15 000 people) but that's hardly a farm. Heh, and where I live, a 'farm' wouldn't go to far because its too freakin' hot. The bloody animals would DIE. But not of heatstroke (The way that YOU would die if you lived here) but from the lack of grass growing in the feilds.

                  It's hot. Thus very dry.

                  Your pretty uh... "smart" I trust that you can fill in the blacks here. ;)

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                    Posted 26 April 2005 - 02:02 PM

                    Sorry I wasn't listening, I was browsing the internet for images of Farms to send you. ;D

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                      Posted 26 April 2005 - 04:39 PM

                      lol
                      You never talk to me anyway.. ;)

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                        Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:34 PM

                        You laughed at my when I said I want to pimp up a Golf GTi, yet then you send me a picture of the car YOU wanted to pimp up, poor farmboy:

                        http://www.vet.ed.ac.uk/images/clinical-rotations-services/prize-bull.jpg

                        ;)

                        What were you planning on doing, adding spinning chrome hooves to it? Maybe a chromed out nose-ring and some Nitros up its ass. ;D

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                          Posted 27 April 2005 - 04:00 AM

                          It's sad that you looked for a pic of a cow on the net dude. Get a life. Or something. lol
                          Anyway, about pimpin' up a cow? Seriously, I expected ALOT more from you.
                          Meh, If I actually wanted to deck out a car, I'd go for a Monaro or a Skyline; which means absolutley nothing to you. You seem to want to play with chicks car's.

                          Oh, are you getting all seroius about this matter? Becasue if you are, stop and think: "Why am I having a serious arguemnt with some really cool badass from the other side of the world?"

                          It just aint cool, Pimpin' dude ;)


                          About my not-a-farm-poem, it's comin' soon. You'll ALL like it. :joy:

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                            Posted 27 April 2005 - 07:54 AM

                            Dude, all I did was search for Cow on google, it doesn't take a genious. Oops, it slipped my mind, of course you think it took me alot of effort, you don't know what Google is. The closest thing to Google you've ever heard is Goat. ;)

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                              Posted 27 April 2005 - 08:24 AM

                              Wow. I think Anubis has started taking my retribution against his joke about my farm seriously. ;)

                              hahaha. Dude; have you not forgotten that this was in fact a joke (that went a little to far). Your treating it as quite a serious arguement. In my opinion.

                              And about me not knowing what google is: How then, did I come by my Gmail account? I honestly don't know. This new concept of "google" is quite intruiging to me. Please do be telling me how I got my precious Gmail account.

                              Oooops. My precious Gmail acount. He'll use that against me. :joy:

                              Lets sit back and watch what he comes up with next. :joy:

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                                Posted 27 April 2005 - 08:36 AM

                                Why would I take it seriously? I started the joke, the joke is about you, I have nothing to take serious about it. Now if the joke was about me and I was the victim, maybe I would, but since that isn't the case, the only person I'm seeing who is whining is the Farmboy. ;)

                                Also, you don't have to use Google to have Gmail, people send you Gmail account invitations. Also, Gmail stands for GangstaMail. Snoop Dogg uses it. >.>

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                                  Posted 27 April 2005 - 08:42 AM

                                  I don't know what your definition of whining is dude, buy I aint whining. Im merely stating that you seemed to be getting a little out of hand in your comebacks - which, in my opinion, I would of loved, had they of NOT been directed at me.

                                  Yeah, Im whining

                                  *shuts up*

                                  hmmm. Im willing to place the deed to my farm on this: EVERYONE who has a Gmail account has heard of in some way, Google itself.

                                  GanstaMail. sheesh ;)

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                                    Posted 27 April 2005 - 08:57 AM

                                    Probably means GoatMail for you anyhow. =P

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                                      Posted 27 April 2005 - 01:34 PM

                                      Hehheh it's so damn fun tho read als this **** about farm dudes . ;)

                                      Mooooooooo.
                                      Meeeehhhhhh...
                                      Oink Oink!!

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                                        Posted 28 April 2005 - 06:13 AM

                                        Hehe, I bet MR is very familiar with those Animal sounds! :ph34r:

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                                          Posted 28 April 2005 - 07:15 AM

                                          I can't say I'm familiar with the animal that goes "meeeh"

                                          But whatever floats your boat I guess :ph34r:.

                                          lol. This is fun :) I love how you guys think I live on a farm. 3 topics are now bascially centralised about the issue. I reckon it's freakin' hilarious. ;)

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                                            Posted 28 April 2005 - 07:47 AM

                                            I shall stand up for MR...:ph34r:

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                                              Posted 29 April 2005 - 07:32 AM

                                              Memories Remain, on Apr 28 2005, 01:15 PM, said:

                                              I can't say I'm familiar with the animal that goes "meeeh"

                                              But whatever floats your boat I guess :ph34r:.

                                              lol. This is fun :) I love how you guys think I live on a farm. 3 topics are now bascially centralised about the issue. I reckon it's freakin' hilarious. ;)


                                              Actually, you're VERY familiar with the sound "meeeeh". You make it all the time on MSN. You always say "Meh". Maybe there's a little bt of Goat in you? ;D

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                                                Posted 29 April 2005 - 11:56 PM

                                                Anubis, on Apr 29 2005, 09:32 PM, said:

                                                Actually, you're VERY familiar with the sound "meeeeh". You make it all the time on MSN. You always say "Meh". Maybe there's a little bt of Goat in you? ;D


                                                *sigh* I said animal not sound. Yes, I say it, but please do be telling me what farmyard animal does. Goat? I think not.

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                                                  Posted 30 April 2005 - 04:02 AM

                                                  Goat makes a similar sound but you're talking about Sheep.

                                                  So you're a sheep hustler now, are you? Tsk tsk tsk... ;P

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                                                    Posted 30 April 2005 - 06:45 AM

                                                    Alas, it is true. :) The one you know as MR hustles sheep. :D

                                                    haha.

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                                                      Posted 01 May 2005 - 06:55 PM

                                                      Anubis, on Apr 30 2005, 04:02 AM, said:

                                                      Goat makes a similar sound but you're talking about Sheep.

                                                      So you're a sheep hustler now, are you? Tsk tsk tsk... ;P


                                                      Yes, everyone lurves me D: <3

                                                      And, your hoe lurves your poem.


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                                                        Posted 03 May 2005 - 04:13 AM

                                                        Hmmm, I didn't know he meant this kind of Sheep.

                                                        Maybe Im all turned around on the subject...

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                                                          Posted 03 May 2005 - 10:52 PM

                                                          So you hustle Sheba, eh?

                                                          She'll welcome that actually, I'm sure she's desperate for a free ticket off of her little island. You know, she told me it's hard to even find TV where she lives, we should donate money to her.

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                                                            Posted 04 May 2005 - 03:33 AM

                                                            Now way dude, Im saving for a chrome-molybomen (spelling...) Pitchfork with infa-red sensor to detect those pesky wittle wabbits.
                                                            Sorry sheba, no money for you OR your TV-less-ness

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                                                              Posted 04 May 2005 - 07:52 AM

                                                              She wouldn't come with you anyway, she likes to sit on my lap. =]

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                                                                Posted 04 May 2005 - 04:27 PM

                                                                zomfg, they're fighting over me :B (j/k)

                                                                But Anubis.

                                                                HE has a pitchfork.

                                                                You don't D:

                                                                Which one is more awesome?


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                                                                  Posted 04 May 2005 - 06:07 PM

                                                                  Holy crap! This place is sooo spammed! :P :agitated: *doesn't give a crap*

                                                                  Anyways, that poem was like, how would you say... pimp? :P XD That just brightened my day.

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                                                                    Posted 05 May 2005 - 08:16 AM

                                                                    Sheba, on May 5 2005, 06:27 AM, said:

                                                                    zomfg, they're fighting over me :B (j/k)

                                                                    But Anubis.

                                                                    HE has a pitchfork.

                                                                    You don't D:

                                                                    Which one is more awesome?



                                                                    I'm sorry Sheba, It would never work betwwen us :P
                                                                    I live on a farm, and you on an island.
                                                                    Fill the blanks in :agitated:

                                                                    By the way: MR> Anubis :agitated:

                                                                    In a full on clash-of-gods fight that is. He pwns me at everything else... :P

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                                                                      Posted 18 May 2005 - 04:10 AM

                                                                      ... My pitchforks bigger than his. >.>

                                                                      Damn this is turning into spam. I'd hate to see my lovely poem topic fall into the oblivious spam forum.

                                                                      So anyway, more comments about my work of art is appreciate, I like all the praise I get. =]


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