[Nemphtis]

Muahahahaha! Anyone who has played the singleplayer of this game knows why I'm laughing, kiddies beware, Conker may look like an innocent adventure game from the outside, but when you play it for yourself you will find it's a slapstick comedy with lots, lots, lots of swearing everywhere!

For example my brats, at one point at the start of the game you find a sunflower and a bumble bee, the sunflower has HUGE breasts and she's hiding them because the Bumble Bee thinks she's so hot he wants to "Polinate" her. So you get a bunch of I quote "Pacifist Wasps" who do not believe in fighting so they don't sting anyone, instead they tickle people, you have to make 5 of them follow you and then you unleash them onto the Sunflower and she laugh so hard she gives up and you see her huge... Sunflowers... Then Mr. Bee says "Cover me, I'm goin in baby!" and you hear a whole bunch of moans and shrieks. Hillarious.

That's nothing compared to the Grim Reaper though. He's a Midget with a northern British accent and he's hillarious.

Conker: "Aren't Grim Reepers supposed to be alot taller?"

Reaper: "Hey, how many Grim Reapers have YOU met in your life?"

Conker: "Good point... So am I like dead?

Reaper: "Of course you're dead you stupid twat, but I'm going to give you another chance in life..."

Conker: "Okay cool, I'll be on my way then."

Reaper: "Hold on you f***ing n0bhead! You can't get away that easily, you must first do something..."

Anyway, the single player is just a port from the N64 version, what is new though? The Multiplayer, Xbox Live multiplayer is hillarious. Slapstick deathmatches with animal cruelty, jump off a building and watch your player splat onto the ground to become a little red puddle of blood.

So has anyone played this or planning to buy it?

[Golden Djinn13]

I've played the demo, but sadly i don't have an xbox, but if I did I would buy it. I also played the full version one for N64, it was hillarious.

[loz]

I saw the movie preview for it, they copied terminator 3 preview lol, they didnt say anything they just showed all action and stuff, but it looked cool I guess

[Nick Presta]

I hated this for Xbox. I just don't like it. I have nothing to backup my answer; it just tickles me the wrong way.

[Nemphtis]

The terminator spoof is hillarious!

Robot: "Eat lead, shizhead!"
*Takes out rockets*
Robot: "9MM Suzi!"
Suzi: "Just show me where to shoot, hunny!"

LMAO and the Terminator music made it so hillarious as you fought it.

[Venus dude 21]

i personaly think this game isn't great.

ITS THE FUNNIEST GAME EVER!!!
i love the great mighty poo
lol