[Ivan is my name]

Basically, I say one word, and the next poster connects it up, and then we have a looong sentance.

For example:

p1:Pigs

p2:eat

p3: mud

p4: Cuz

p5:They

P6: Suck.

I start!!!!

Dragons

[Someone Else]

Agh, only one word?!

[Split Infinity]

Make it three, so you at least have a chance to 'set up' the next person.

[Ivan is my name]

Fine fine,

Dragons are very

[TheEnglishman]

Scary when they...

[Someone Else]

breath big flames.

[Sea of Time]

So do I start a new sentence?

Dragons are ***

[Eugine]

when they lay

[Mindpatch]

enormous purple eggs

[Someone Else]

really delicious eggs...

[TheEnglishman]

that hatch into...

[Someone Else]

really delicious eggs...

[TheEnglishman]

which are eaten...

[Sea of Time]

by *** croutons

[TheEnglishman]

who then say...

[Sea of Time]

wow that's ***

[Mindpatch]

: "Friggin' shut it!"

[Sea of Time]

is what they

[Mindpatch]

say when they

[TheEnglishman]

eat the eggs...

[Sea of Time]

that are ***

[TheEnglishman]

so they can...

[Sea of Time]

eat more eggs

[TheEnglishman]

and become the...

[Sea of Time]

pwned super dinosaur

[TheEnglishman]

to kill the...

[Sea of Time]

big poopy t-rex

[TheEnglishman]

which it did

[Sea of Time]

Okay, let me just recap what it is so far....

Dragons are very scary when they breath big flames. Dragons are *** when they lay enormous purple eggs, really delicious eggs that hatch into really delicious eggs which are eaten by *** croutons who then say "Wow that's ***". "Friggin' shut it!" is what they say when they eat the eggs that are *** so they can eat more eggs and become the pwned super dinosaur to kill the big poopy t-rex which it did.

New sentence!

The poopy t-rex

[TheEnglishman]

which is dead...

[Sea of Time]

went to hell

[TheEnglishman]

and met Aqua ;)

[Sea of Time]

who exploded on

[TheEnglishman]

the big dinosaur

[Mindpatch]

's personal lawn

[Lightning Star]

that was fluffy

[Ivan is my name]

so the dinosaur

[Someone Else]

went to Satan

[PDM]

and demanded he

[Someone Else]

sell his soul for

[Mindpatch]

two fried potatoes

[PDM]

And devilish good-looks.

(Good-looks = one word k?)

[Saturos S.]

The devil awnsered:

[TheEnglishman]

'Well I will...

[Ivan is my name]

"... if you do"

[TheEnglishman]

So then they...

[Eugine]

went to Zeus

[Ivan is my name]

and asked for

[Golden Legacy]

barrels of monkeys

[Someone Else]

along with some

[Split Infinity]

sweet chilli sauce

[Someone Else]

which they used...

[Eugine]

to burn satan's arse!

[Someone Else]

Then the dino...

[PDM]

*Read as dildo :(*

ATE SOME BABIES

[Someone Else]

So we've got:

The poopy t-rex which is dead went to hell and met Aqua who exploded on the big dinosaur's personal lawn that was fluffy, so the dinosaur went to Satan and demanded he sell his soul for two fried potatoes and devilish good-looks. The devil awnsered: "Well I will... if you do". So then they went to Zeus and asked for barrels of monkeys along with some sweet chilli sauce which they used to burn satan's arse!

Anyway...



and got rabies

[Mars Djinni]

With Edited Titles...

[Sea of Time]

what the ****?

[TheEnglishman]

I'm so confused...

[Mindpatch]

Is what he

[Someone Else]

said after eating the babies

(:O)

[Ivan is my name]

( That was five words!!!)
" Yum ,they were..."

[TheEnglishman]

Very very tasty!"

[Lightning Star]

so then, zeus

[Echo_djinn]

and his mom.

[Ivan is my name]

decided to give...

[Someone Else]

the dino a

[Lightning Star]

red mariachi(sp?) headband

[TheEnglishman]

To help him...

[Ivan is my name]

pass his exams

[Saturos S.]

which were about

[Ivan is my name]

3 weeks ago

[TheEnglishman]

which meant they...

[Ivan is my name]

had already failed

[TheEnglishman]

So he decided...

[Ivan is my name]

to jump on

[Someone Else]

So now we've got:

Then the dino ATE SOME BABIES and got rabies with edited titles... "What the ****? I'm so confused..." is what he said after eating the babies. "Yum ,they were very very tasty!" So then, zeus and his mom decided to give the dino a red mariachi headband to help him pass his exams, which were about 3 weeks ago, which meant they had already failed. So he decided to jump on...



Zeus' big head...

[Mars Djinni]

asploded due to

[Someone Else]

the impact of

[Mars Djinni]

flying spaghetti monsters

[Someone Else]

which came from

[Mars Djinni]

someone's back yard

[Sea of Time]

then they attacked

[Someone Else]

the big dino

[Mindpatch]

and the potatoes

[Mars Djinni]

fried themselves well

[Saturos S.]

on Bananaman's head

[Ivan is my name]

Which got eaten

[Someone Else]

by the big dino

[Ivan is my name]

Because they were

[Sea of Time]

fat and ***

[Mars Djinni]

and very smelly.

[Ivan is my name]

So he went

[Saturos S.]

to the candyshop

[Lightning Star]

and bought cheese

[Sea of Time]

that ate poo

[Toasty]

straight from Pennsilvania,

[Ivan is my name]

which was out

[Toasty]

at porky's pigpen

[Isaac53]

after the retarted

[Mindpatch]

50 cent came

[Toasty]

and ate a

[Isaac53]

Nuclear bomb when

[TheEnglishman]

He decided to...

[Isaac53]

have sex with

[I'm Always BROKE]

his father and...

[Saturos S.]

Brother's girlfriends playtoy,

[TheEnglishman]

But before he...

[Saturos S.]

could tell anyone

[Mars Djinni]

That he ate

[I'm Always BROKE]

something very fruity

[TheEnglishman]

He needed to...

[Golden Legacy]

perform heart surgery

[TheEnglishman]

so he got...

[Sea of Time]

a pokemon card

[Mars Djinni]

and burned it.

[Someone Else]

What the ****?

[Mars Djinni]

So then, a

[isaac rules]

radioactive hamster from

[Linear]

[<.< I'm stepping in...]

a giant pickle

[Mars Djinni]

sneezed out some

[Saturos S.]

Silver cricketballs with

[TheEnglishman]

a very heavy...

[Isaac53]

Co-ck and fanny

[Saturos S.]

that looked like

[TheEnglishman]

something completely different

[Saturos S.]

because it actually

[TheEnglishman]

It wasn't the...

[Mars Djinni]

robotic genius that

[pHantOm]

had sex with

[Sea of Time]

a fat cow

[TheEnglishman]

But it was...

[Sea of Time]

infected with HIV

[TheEnglishman]

So they died!

[Sea of Time]

They were buried

[TheEnglishman]

In the cemetry.

[Sea of Time]

on death row

[TheEnglishman]

But then they...

[Mars Djinni]

got mailed off

[Toasty]

To Switzerland! Because

[Mars Djinni]

They got fired.

[Toasty]

So then they

[Mars Djinni]

ate a banana...

[Isaac53]

that was retarded

[isaac rules]

while playing his

[Sea of Time]

ocarina of ****

[Saturos S.]

during the fifth

[Sea of Time]

chapter of Harry

[Mars Djinni]

Pothead while snorting

[Sea of Time]

crack in the

[TheEnglishman]

Bathroom of wonder.

[Mars Djinni]

Indiana Jones then

[Sea of Time]

killed Short Round

[TheEnglishman]

And everyone cheered!

[Mars Djinni]

Indy then ate

[Sea of Time]

Short Round's testicles

[TheEnglishman]

Ew so wrong.

[Mars Djinni]

And so God

[Sea of Time]

sent Short Round

[Mars Djinni]

Into Hell's Bowels

[TheEnglishman]

Where he belongs

[Sea of Time]

but his testicles

[TheEnglishman]

were sent to...

[Sea of Time]

Indy's mouth where

[TheEnglishman]

Nothing disgusting happened.

[Sea of Time]

Me111 then said

[TheEnglishman]

'What the hell?'

[Sea of Time]

when Short Round

[TheEnglishman]

Got eaten by...

[Sea of Time]

Indy's hot girlfriend

[TheEnglishman]

Before deciding to...

[Sea of Time]

be digested by

[Toasty]

Short Rounds testicles!

[Isaac53]

suddenly the sexy

[Someone Else]

Wind Dude said

[Ivan is my name]

purple monkey which

[Sea of Time]

ate his spaghetti-o's

[TheEnglishman]

Wind Dude then...

[I'm Always BROKE]

comitted suicide by

[Saturos S.]

eating Keanu Reeve's

[I'm Always BROKE]

holy place which

[Toasty]

Smelled of urine

[Saturos S.]

and that was

[I'm Always BROKE]

pretty damn good

[Someone Else]

You're so mean

[Saturos S.]

said the cookiemonster

[TheEnglishman]

before he ate...

[I'm Always BROKE]

a cookie which

[Sea of Time]

exploded open his

[Split Infinity]

gall bladder so

[Mars Djinni]

that he would

[Sea of Time]

explode into candy

[Mars Djinni]

which was flavoured

[Saturos S.]

with some girl's

[PDM]

Bleeped out anatomy.

[Toasty]

That.....is just.....wrong...

[Someone Else]

If this were the Sims, I'd have a bunch of red minus signs above my head @ PDM

[Mars Djinni]

Moving along now...

[Someone Else]

the dinosaur returned (and)

[Toasty]

and he had gas