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Flaming Duck And Mr. T's Comic Relief Fanfic! It's like a kareoke bar, but funnier.

#1   Toasty 

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    Posted 24 January 2007 - 05:22 PM

    Well, I can't think of nothing right now, so I'll let FD have the honors of the first chapter. I'll base my chapter off of his. But basically, it's a whole new fanfic, and we're wingin' the whole thing!....okay, probably only most of it....

    Current chapter: Chapter 20: Germany, In The Fourth Dimension!


    Chapters written by FD:

    1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19

    Chapters written by Mr. T:

    2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20

    Sub (x.5) chapters:

    Apparently, not comming so soon. *glares at SoT*

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      Posted 24 January 2007 - 05:23 PM

      I'd love to be in on this, but I'll be entertained seeing what you have to offer.

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        Posted 24 January 2007 - 05:26 PM

        FD's writing up the first chapter right now I believe.

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            Posted 24 January 2007 - 05:50 PM

          Oh man... You guys are actually doing it! This is the fifth sign of the apocalypse! (In case you're wondering, it's after Black golfers, white rappers, pacifist Germany, and a Democratic Congress. All of which have happened.)

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            Posted 24 January 2007 - 05:52 PM

            Wow, Platinum Sun, I thought I was cynical. But you are the king of cynical!

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              Posted 24 January 2007 - 06:05 PM

              You think you're cynical? You should see Chuck Norris at an ape fight.

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                Posted 24 January 2007 - 07:51 PM

                Good luck...

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                  Posted 24 January 2007 - 08:05 PM

                  Chapter 1 shall be posted shortly. Be on your toes! Foam at the mouth in anticipation! Fight each other for front row tickets! In other words, ANTICIPATE!

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                      Posted 24 January 2007 - 09:15 PM

                    View PostSea_of_Time, on Jan 24 2007, 06:52 PM, said:

                    Wow, Platinum Sun, I thought I was cynical. But you are the king of cynical!


                    Oh hell freakin' yeah! I'll add that to the list of things I'm king of. Which currently includes king of:
                    The monkeys
                    Thieves
                    The Hill
                    Queens
                    Chaos
                    Spades
                    Nigeria (Yeah I sent you that e-mail, gimme your PIN number dangit!)
                    Rock n' Roll
                    Comedy

                    My conquest knows no bounds!

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                      Posted 24 January 2007 - 09:21 PM

                      If you want this to ever make it past Chapter one, cut the spam. You're going off topic.

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                        Posted 25 January 2007 - 03:54 AM

                        Errrr.. Can we have the first chapter now? D:

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                          Posted 25 January 2007 - 06:31 AM

                          Dang, I haven't even posted the first one yet, and I'm already getting pestered...I'd say before Saturday. Night. Maybe.

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                            Posted 26 January 2007 - 02:06 AM

                            Well just post when it's ready. I don't want people to spam so much in anticipation that it gets closed before the first chapter......

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                              Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:28 AM

                              Ok...I will be waiting...

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                                Posted 26 January 2007 - 07:14 PM

                                Tis the first chapter! We shall see where this goes...

                                [EDIT] Wow, this formatting sucks. Well, ignore it.

                                ~ Chapter 1: The Beginning ~

                                Mini Prologue:

                                Vale is in ruins. Monsters are gallivanting about, devouring townsfolk at will, and Felix is just too darn lazy to stop them. Just kidding. War has been outlawed, all monsters were recently turned into delicious monster broil, and gold periodically rains from the skies. Obviously, Alchemy can turn water to gold too. Of course, everyone had to build “gold-shelters” so when it rained, so they wouldn’t die, but that’s the price of paradise. It was in one of these gold showers that the adventure began. Isaac was peeping out of the shelter into the dangerously cloudy day, when he saw Kraden standing there with an exclamation point over his head. Isaac ran up to him and asked, “What’s wrong Kraden?”
                                “I need four Vermin spoons,” Kraden responded. Confused, perplexed, and bewildered, Isaac forgot why he come out there until a screeching chunk of gold smashed through the straw roof of a house. There were several crashing noises inside, and a shriek from one of the shelters.
                                “My roof! I just built it! And my priceless Ming vase! Eek! It had all my fragile stuff in it too, because I thought that it would be safer to put it all there because what are the chances of…” The sounds of moaning and wailing continued for a little, then there was a loud thwack, followed by a loud thud, and a muffled “Sorry.”
                                Isaac tried to get Kraden to move, but all he did was ramble about Vermin spoons. So Isaac had to push the stiff-as-stone geezer to the shelter.
                                “Felix, HALP!” he shouted.
                                “One sec, I’ve almost beaten the Fusion dragon! I can’t believe that this was your final boss. If it had been in my game, it would’ve taken like 5 seconds, instead of, wait, how many tries did it take you? 17? Pssh, he would have been the second boss in our game…” Felix said.
                                Isaac groaned, struggled some more…and gave up. Using his last reserves of strength, he threw Kraden into a conveniently placed cave and joined him sprawled out on the floor. Thus began…the real Chapter 1!!! OH NOES!

                                Chapter 1: The Real Chapter 1

                                As Isaac came too, he saw Felix triumphantly galloping about shouting stuff about watermelons and how he beat that thingitythingthing hard.
                                “How long have I been half dead?” he asked.
                                “About 4 and a half hours,” Felix responded.
                                “It took you that long to beat the Fusion Dragon?” Isaac asked.
                                “…Shut up. If you and your team weren’t so useless, I’d have beaten him in 5 minutes! I mean seriously! A Gaia Blade? I got better weapons in Madra!” Felix said.
                                Rubbing his temples, Isaac suddenly knocked himself out again. As Isaac came too, he saw Felix triumphantly galloping about still shouting stuff how he beat that thingitythingthing hard, but this time with random jazz phrases thrown in.
                                “How long have I been half dead, again?” he asked.
                                “About 20 minutes,”Felix replied.
                                “You’re still celebrating?” Isaac asked.
                                “…Shut up. I’m beat to my socks. You were blowin’ your top too! I know it! Don’t say I was running for my life until I accidentally got knocked off the lighthouse! I was hiding behind that magic ball and watched the whole thing! What? There was no magic ball yet? I was hiding behind that thin beam of light! Yeah, I was pretty anorexic and emo back then…” said Felix.
                                “Woah…Total déjà vu there for a second…” Isaac said.
                                “I try,” Felix said.
                                “Where the heck is Kraden? More importantly, where the heck am I?” Isaac asked.
                                “Oh, he wandered off with some jug of tequila he found…as for you, you’re in my house,” Felix replied.
                                “You live in a cave? No wonder you never know what’s going on! What do you do in here?” Isaac exclaimed.
                                “Err…Why don’t you go look for Kraden? I hear he has some important information for you,” Felix suggested.
                                “Awight! I’m off to find me a party!” Isaac exclaimed.

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                                  Posted 26 January 2007 - 08:33 PM

                                  D:
                                  GOLD.
                                  That's brilliant :)
                                  Go FlamingDuck :D

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                                    Posted 26 January 2007 - 09:37 PM

                                    I have yet to be amused, but will continue reading nonetheless.

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                                      Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:01 PM

                                      Pretty funny, but it's no Golden Ghetto. *begs Nemphitis to continue*

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                                        Posted 27 January 2007 - 03:09 AM

                                        Wow, two chapters in one day!

                                        Chapter: 2

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                                        Running like a man posessed, Isaac finally caught up with garet, who was cooking a loaf of bread to feed to the starving children in Africa.

                                        "Hey Garet! Wanna start a party?" Garet turned around just after he pulled the loaf out of the oven.

                                        "Will there be hellium? HUH? Please let there be helium!"

                                        "What's helium?" asked a perplexed Isaac.

                                        "I don't have a clue...." answers Garet.

                                        Just then, the great popcorn dragon burst through the side of Garets house and gobbled up the loaf of bread Garet had made just moments before. "What the? Where'd he come from? I thought he exploded and liquified our brains." proclaimed Isaac.

                                        "My bread!!" screamed an agonized Garet. "I'll split you from nip to navel you little piece of fluffy theater food!" Like lightning, garet had swooped up his axe and was flying straight towards the giant, fluffy piece of living corn. "Hiya!" yelled Garet as he split the dragon in two. All of a sudden, a giant wave of butter carrying a sliced up loaf of bread came gushing out of the beast's belly.

                                        "Hey!" Yelled Isaac, "It's buttered toast!" Garet just stood there as the wave of butter washed away everything in it's path. which just so happens to be Kraden, who is, by the way, still drinking his tequila and running around like a man drunker than chicken roasted in beer. "Kraden!" Screamed Isaac.

                                        "Relax, he'll be fine. It's not like he's old or anything." All of a sudden, Kradens mom appears from no where and starts lecturing Kraden about over drinking. Kraden just stands there pretending to listen, and struggling to stay upright at the same time. Miraculously, the wave of butter takes a right turn at the intersection of 1st and 3rd, and takes out a whole lot of really expensive cars instead. Kraden falls over, passed out with a bottle of tequila still tightly gripped in his hand. His mother precedes to spank him, but to no avail since she throws out her hip in the proscess.

                                        "Hey! It's starting to rain again!" Yells a happy go lucky, yet entirely oblivious Jenna. She precedes to stick out her toung to catch a rain drop, which hits her toung and knocks her to the ground. Jenna lies there unconscious while Sheba stands over her laughing like a maniac. Out of no where, a giant banana appears in the town square and yells: "It's peanut buttah jelly time!!" Everyone starts to dance, except Kradens mom, who is still lying on the ground in pain.

                                        Felix pulls out a shot gun and shoots the banana into a bunch of pudding sized pieces. "Well, it looks like we've got our party together!" exclaims Felix.

                                        "You're forgetting us, you bag of salted numbnuts!" Yells Ivan as he struts down the stairway in a fancy tuxedo to the square, holding Mia's hand.

                                        "Since when are you two an item?" asked Sheba.

                                        "Since Ivan got this fancy glowing monocle!" Says Mia.

                                        "Ivan, are you controlling here mind with that devil possesed piece of glass?" Asks Sheba.

                                        ".......mabey......" Answers an obviously guilty Ivan. Sheba them precedes to pull Ivan off to the side by his ear.

                                        "Why am I wearing this incredibly revealing swimsuit?" Mia asks as she regains control of her mind. Garet just stares wide eyed with his toung hanging from his mouth as Isaac says for him "Since when did you become drop dead hot?"

                                        Jenna miraculously comes awake at hearing those words and begins to slap Isaac so hard, he's knocked unconsious.....yet again....

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                                        And so ends Chapter two. Full of randomness and such. I might even try to replace Piers with the piece of toast that came gushing out of the dragons belly. Unless FD has anything to say about it.

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                                          Posted 27 January 2007 - 04:00 AM

                                          Isaac isn't having a very good couple-a chapters =\

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                                            Posted 27 January 2007 - 04:58 AM

                                            By the time GS3 comes out, he'll have had so much brain damage they'll have to replace him.

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                                              Posted 27 January 2007 - 05:45 AM

                                              Poor li'l guy..
                                              Oh well, the game could use with some fresh blood!

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                                                Posted 27 January 2007 - 09:24 AM

                                                PS's was pretty good, but Toasty's wasn't anything special. Chapters shouldn't be just a buch of random stuff, they should have some real humour. It's not bad so far though, lookin' forward to more.

                                                EDIT: Oops, I ment to say that FD's was pretty good... What a shame PS is viewing this topic right now and will be wondering what the hell I was talking about.

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                                                    Posted 27 January 2007 - 09:30 AM

                                                  It's just random enough to make perfect sense!

                                                  Although I should sue you for stealing my Popcorn Dragon, I'll allow it because it's about time my brilliance found a new home.

                                                  Unconsciousness is a very versatile but unstable plot device. Use it judiciously!

                                                  @Aqua, and just when I though someone appreciated all that work that I didn't do...

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                                                    Posted 28 January 2007 - 03:42 AM

                                                    I had to find some way to bring the party together. :)

                                                    Well it's FD's turn now. I'm lookin' foreward to seeing what he'll do with it all.

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                                                      Posted 28 January 2007 - 09:44 AM

                                                      Well, FD has a crazy busy week in school, so don't be holding your breath. I'd say the earliest possible would be Thurday, but most likely sometime on Saturday.

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                                                        Posted 28 January 2007 - 07:54 PM

                                                        Well I think we can all wait 'till then.

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                                                          Posted 02 February 2007 - 08:28 PM

                                                          Chapta 3: The part with no ending!

                                                          As all the party members regained consciousness, the still extremely drunk Kraden managed to tell the entire town of Vale that the Heroes of the Lighthouses would be kicking off their tour of Weyward right in their very own Fantastic Mead Joint. The heroes were in fact still very groggy and in no condition whatsoever to perform, but that didn’t stop Garet from jamming away on his air guitar for a good half hour before he realized he didn’t know what in the world he was doing.
                                                          “Uh…Garet, you should probably be doing something with your left hand, instead of just shaking your right one up and down…” Isaac said.
                                                          “No problem!” Garet said as he started shaking both hands up and down.
                                                          “Dibs on drums!” Felix shouted.
                                                          “I play a mean bagpipe!” Ivan exclaimed.
                                                          Everyone stared at him. He shifted uncomfortably. Everyone still stared at him.
                                                          “Fine! I’ll just go sulk in a corner and talk to my hair! My hair still wants to be friends with me! Right hair? Hair? HAIR?! Haaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiirrrrrrrr!” Ivan said with a wide variety of emotions as he ran off into the woods.
                                                          “Right…So…Jenna can be a backup dancer…Mia can be backup vocals…Sheba can play keyboard…Garet will be our guitar player…Felix called drums…so that leaves me on lead vocals, lead guitar, lead awesome, and lead groupie getter,” Isaac said.
                                                          “Wait one second! What about me? The emperor of cool? The king of deceit, lies, and trickery? The prince of backstabbing? The royal courtier of megalomania? The prominent citizen of smooth talking? The loyal servant of—“ said Alex as he suddenly swirled out of no where and was just as suddenly cut off.
                                                          “Yeah, yeah…You can play bass. I forgot about bass…” Isaac said.
                                                          They left a stuttering Alex and sauntered off in search of instruments. After shooting up a few hotel rooms, they discovered the Tolbi storehouse of soon-to-be-sold rock-god instruments in a cave, behind a giant boulder, across a pond with invisible steps, and guarded by fire whirlwind spitting statues.
                                                          “Seriously, this has got to be the least convenient place to put these things…” Jenna complained as they killed the nth angry sword wielding lizard man, “Seriously…How do these lizards even manage to get those weapons? They can’t just walk into a shop and say ‘Hey, hit me up with a couple daggers for me and my buds!’ can they? We get stuck scrounging for items locked away in obscure deserts! What! Are these lizards above such degrading work or something?”
                                                          Jenna continued to rant until they stumbled across a large piece of buttered toast.
                                                          “…Piers?” Jenna hazarded.
                                                          “Dangit! How’d you guess so quickly? I thought I was unrecognizable!” Piers said.
                                                          “…Why are you dressed up as a piece of buttered toast?” she asked.
                                                          “I was testing that antigravity theory…you know, a cat always lands on its feet, and toast always lands buttered side down? So, if I put a cat on my non-buttered side, I should be able to float, right?” Piers said as he rolled over, exposing a slightly flat and very unhappy looking cat.
                                                          “Uh, Piers, you aren’t actually a piece of toast, so I don’t think it will work…” Felix said.
                                                          “Whoa Felix! I haven’t heard you speak since the end of GS one!” Piers said.
                                                          “…Shut up. I was going through a very tough time…the world was about to end…I had to try and kill my childhood friends…my oatmeal was always cold in the morning…” Felix said.
                                                          “Yeah, yeah…Piers said. “So…What’s happening?”
                                                          “We got pressured into this record deal with Kraden Island Co., and now we have to go on tour to support our new release. Actually, it’s an EP, but whatever…” Felix said.
                                                          “Yeah, that’s cool. Can I hang along to see if it’s a good ride?” Piers asked.
                                                          “Uhh…Piers, try talking 14th century talk…The highest tech thing we have around here are these fancy guitar things…” Jenna said.
                                                          “What he means is, ‘can I be your emcee and handle all your accounts and all the unfun stuff?’ to which the answer is a wholehearted YES!” Isaac said.
                                                          After various threats and coercings, Piers finally agreed. The group took the stage amid deafening applause after some crappy opening act with a floating guy and his o, and performed their cover of some classic Porcupine Tree songs. They then moved on to their original compositions, off of their EP which had just recently gone platinum. Their ballad “Young hearts are always the most difficult to break, but the results last the longest, so you should be careful” often shortened to “Consequences of Carelessness” often shortened to “Consequareless”, which meant that the original title had little or nothing to do with the song that was actually performed. But just as they appeared for their encore, something seemed to go wrong. The torch-waving crowd was still obsessively waving their torches, the band members were still lapping up the applause, but somehow…Then Isaac pinpointed it. He opened his mouth to shout a warning, but it was too late. (To keep this story spoiler free, I will omit all the good parts) A ---------- came -------- out of -------- and -------- several -------- of the -------- forcing ------- to jump and ------- the ---------, creating -------- which caused the ------- of many of the -------. In an attempt to -------- any sense of ------, -------- had to -------- the offending -------, who just happened to be ------! Not wanting to ------ ----, ------- instead just ------------ him. Relaxing, ------ narrowly avoided the next -------, and just barely missed the -----.

                                                          ZOMG! That last bit was so action packed…I hope you enjoy reading it!

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                                                            Posted 03 February 2007 - 06:43 AM

                                                            Lol, that was good. I had quite a laugh, even though I'm sure FD and Toasty can do even better. I'm looking forward to more, so don't let me down, guys!

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                                                                Posted 03 February 2007 - 10:21 AM

                                                              I'm gonna print that Gravity Defying toast thing on a t-shirt...

                                                              *5 minutes later*

                                                              Anyone know how to fix a printer with a t-shirt jammed in the paper tray?

                                                              As for the rest of the story, I'll let you fill in the missing parts with your imagination.

                                                              When I -------- saw this ----- under------- --------- -----EVER! - like------ ---- sinc up with ----- one of those ghost mediums with nice boobs like Patricia Arkette------ ----- --- Rosanne Arkette ------ ------ -- might even make the stretch ----- ---- -- Courtney Cox through David Arkette. Maybe if I'm going -- --- that far------------ --------- Jennifer Aniston. ------- never told anyone ---- I respect your hair. the ---------- ate ----------increasing monkey, I was --------bacon popsicles------- ------- --then kidnap a porcupine------ ----- ------ worried ----------------- pointless adventure full of idiots ------------angry-----------lemmings capture the essence------- ------- ----- you'll want to paint the pidgeon thoroughly------- ------- of the games-----------mason jar------------- or the ------ ------- ---- if you kill all the lions------ ----- ------ ---- going to have a crap-load of bunnies.... ------ ------ ---- by bunnies - ---- stupid people that need to die. ------- --- part of the ecosystem. ------ ----- -- personalities-----------cookie----------ever. What I------ ----- -- see here -------theocracy------- an excellent piece of ----, balancing the -------- against ---- ------- to -------- us insight into ------once that's done----------- ----- ----- -- the characters ----------thorn-------- advancing the ------- ------ gelatinous lazer then fills up the box----- ------ --- slightly-------I'm hungry... ------for------every torn curtains from --------eaten: The Lost Age. ---------is--------and------of-----or------because-------then--------that-------only---------it. Because you ---- something --------- out. At the end of --------, Isaac takes ----------and so he can't see for a week. -------- ---means ------I may have said --- too much. Please, write a --------- sequel to ------- sea otters ------ ------ ------ address this--------- ------ --- then all of it goes in a blender ---- ----- ---- grievous omission! Other that that, it was good.

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                                                                Posted 04 February 2007 - 05:12 AM

                                                                Er... I thought it was only Toasty and FD who can post a new chapter? Or is that not a chapter?

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                                                                  Posted 04 February 2007 - 09:25 AM

                                                                  I really don't think it matters.

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                                                                    Posted 05 February 2007 - 01:01 AM

                                                                    No, not really, but I'll start off where FD left off. ;D

                                                                    Chapetar Fouro:

                                                                    A couple hours later, after a bunch of -----ing, the newly established band was left tattered and torn, and very, VERY -----. The crowd was gone, the insturments were busted, and Garet was still playing an air guitar for a happily entertained kernel dragon. It's mother, Orville Redenbacker stood behind the unsuspecting red haired rock enthusiast, just waiting for him to notice. Isaac woke up just in time to find Garet running for his life, screaming like a girl. The kernel dragon began to cry, and so did Ivan who was sitting right next to it. Worrying it's baby was being attacked, the mother dragon ran to them, picked them up in it's fluffy salted talons, and flew off to some far off peak.

                                                                    By that time, Piers had woken up and continued to attempt to defy gravity. Only this time, he landed on Garet who had finally stopped screaming. Out of breath, Garet lay face down on the ground with piers sitting on top of him.

                                                                    "Can't...breathe!" Said Garet as he pounded the ground with his fist.

                                                                    Most of the band had finally woken up to find Ivan missing, and Garet half dead trying to catch his breath.

                                                                    "Garet, you're not pinned down anymore." Said Piers as he stared at garet with a grin on his face.

                                                                    "Oh. Yeah, right. I knew that!" An imberrassed Garet jumped up so fast, his blood didn't have time to catch up with him, and he promptly conked out.

                                                                    "Great. Now not only is Isaac passing out, but Garet too!" Groaned Jenna.

                                                                    "Hey! It's your fault I passed out the last time!" argued Isaac.

                                                                    "Don't talk back to me! I'm your future wife! I'm the one thing standing between you and breakfast!" Scolded Jenna.

                                                                    "....yes ma'am...." answered Isaac with his head hung low. Felix was still curled up in a ball, sucking his thumb, and talking about Mia in his sleep.

                                                                    ".....what did you say?!?" Yelled Mia as she kicked Felix.

                                                                    "Wha?!? WHO?! WHERE!?!.......oh, it's just you." Said a still groggy Felix, who had just noticed his side felt as if it were stabbed by a very sharp object.

                                                                    "I want answers!! NOW!!" Yelled Mia.

                                                                    "For what?"

                                                                    "For what you meant when you said -------- in your sleep!!" Screamed Mia.

                                                                    "......what?! I said THAT?!" Answered a perplexed Felix. "No no no no....I didn't mean that. I just....uhh.....I have to go!" Felix proceeded to run away, but Mia grabbed him by the collar before he could go anywhere.

                                                                    "Oh no you don't, you're comming with me. I wan't some answers!"

                                                                    "What can I say? No guy can resist your squishy, plump......lumps." Said Isaac with a smile as Mia passed him, dragging Felix along with her "I mean, they're like grapefruits!....but bigger!". Jenna shot a terrifyingly evil glare at Isaac.

                                                                    "What? It's true! First Ivan tries to seduce her with that monocole thingy, then Felix talks about her in his sleep, and now I'm hitting on her!.....wait.....that didn't come out right......" Jenna's eye's burst into flames as she pulled an iron pan out of nowhere and hit Isaac accross the head sevral times.

                                                                    Sheba, just realizing the love of her life had been carried off by a giant piece of popcorn began to weep. Piers, still dressed in his toast outfit, tried to comfort her, but she casted some funked out psyenergy and flung him against the ground repeatedly, and all without lifting her head.

                                                                    By that time, all of the men were either knocked out (again), or carried away by some female beast hopped up on hormones. The only people left on the stage (that were conscious), were Jenna, who was standing over Isaac (who by the way had devloped a goose egg of biblical porprtions on his head), and Sheba, who was curled up in the fetal position trying to find something that made life worth living.

                                                                    ---------

                                                                    And yet again, people have been knocked unconscious. I realize it could be getting old, and I promise to not do it again. But there was just nothing else I could write in that situation.

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                                                                      Posted 05 February 2007 - 06:39 AM

                                                                      Everyone's lying around, crying, fighting, and nursing various bodily injuries... Just like a real rock concert! XD

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                                                                        Posted 05 February 2007 - 04:49 PM

                                                                        XD! I wonder what'll happen to Ivan. So was this one still to random or what?

                                                                        [EDIT] I edited it a little bit.

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                                                                          Posted 06 February 2007 - 12:07 PM

                                                                          Well, there was a bit too much talking and not enough (random)action. Some parts were good, but overal it could have been better. I'm sure the next few chapters will be great.

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                                                                            Posted 06 February 2007 - 05:13 PM

                                                                            Woo! Critique! Mr. T, the spell checker is your friend. And isn't Sheba Ivan's sister? ^_^ It never happened! Shut up!

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                                                                              Posted 06 February 2007 - 05:23 PM

                                                                              Hamma is Ivan's sister. He and Sheba just happen to looks similar. (some think that it's because they're both descended from Anemos, but there's little proof that Ivan is.)

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                                                                                Posted 06 February 2007 - 05:26 PM

                                                                                View PostFlamingDuck, on Feb 6 2007, 05:13 PM, said:

                                                                                Woo! Critique! Mr. T, the spell checker is your friend. And isn't Sheba Ivan's sister? ^_^

                                                                                Please tell me you didn't play both games and then read my fanfic thinking that Sheba was Ivan's sister....

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                                                                                  Posted 06 February 2007 - 05:31 PM

                                                                                  I dunno...I remember something about a meeting in a house in Contigo and some startling revelation made about Ivan's past...Oh no...Wait. That was Hamma. Theeeere we go.

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                                                                                    Posted 06 February 2007 - 05:42 PM

                                                                                    Oh well, I thought Soren was a girl all the way through FE: Path of Radiance. So we're even, I guess.

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                                                                                      Posted 06 February 2007 - 05:44 PM

                                                                                      XD! I'm not sure how long it'll be before I can post antoher chapter (after FD of course), because I've been kicked of the computer. ^_^

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                                                                                        Posted 06 February 2007 - 08:31 PM

                                                                                        Again? Jeez...I'll just make a monopoly out of it while your gone...and take power.

                                                                                        But, back on topic. Next chapter...Sometime around Friday.

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                                                                                          Posted 06 February 2007 - 08:46 PM

                                                                                          As long as my mom doesn't change her password, I'll be on at night.

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                                                                                            Oh well, I thought Soren was a girl all the way through FE: Path of Radiance. So we're even, I guess.


                                                                                            XD Haha, so true! At first I too thought Soren was a girl, but then I read about him in the booklet you get with the game and it said he and his there. That's when I found out... the truth.

                                                                                            @FD: Around Friday!? Who knows when that'll be!!!

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                                                                                              Posted 07 February 2007 - 04:56 PM

                                                                                              They say "he" all the way through the story, but it only took about 30 seconds of looking at the picture for me to think he was a girl.

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                                                                                                Posted 08 February 2007 - 02:08 AM

                                                                                                I thought he was a guy from the beginning. But basically, when FD said "Friday," he meant "Saturday." But I'm gonna stick him to his words. If he doesn't post on Friday, there'll be SERIOUS repurcussions. Like confiscation of......HIS HANDSOME OAK TOWEL RACK!!!!........or mabey a burrito?

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                                                                                                  Posted 08 February 2007 - 06:34 AM

                                                                                                  Dude... He'll be seriously pissed off if you take his handsome oak towel racks away... You need courage to do something like that.

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                                                                                                    Posted 08 February 2007 - 06:36 AM

                                                                                                    *taps foot and points to big bat over shoulder*

                                                                                                    So, Mr. T, you were saying something?

                                                                                                    But really, when I say Friday, I mean Friday Saturday.

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                                                                                                      Posted 08 February 2007 - 06:51 PM

                                                                                                      Ah the joys of being a fanfic writer who can't meet his promises. *thinks back* Good times, good times.

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                                                                                                        Posted 08 February 2007 - 07:37 PM

                                                                                                        Shouldn't you be thinking foreward? Last time I checked, you weren't finished. :(

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                                                                                                          Posted 08 February 2007 - 08:38 PM

                                                                                                          Hey, I haven't met promises in the past, and I will continue not to meet promises in the future! I can look wherever I damn well please!

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                                                                                                            Posted 08 February 2007 - 09:04 PM

                                                                                                            That's why I try not to make many promises. So that no one complains when I take two weeks between chapters because of simester exams.

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                                                                                                              Posted 09 February 2007 - 11:04 AM

                                                                                                              I'd just like to say that the gravity defying piece of toast is the best piece of comedy I've read in a long time.

                                                                                                              But will this story ever go anywhere? Will the adepts finally form the ultimate air band?

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                                                                                                                Posted 09 February 2007 - 03:57 PM

                                                                                                                I will be highly surprised if FD or Toasty do not use the ultimate air band idea now...

                                                                                                                Oh, and SoT: Gravity defying piece of toast = Piers.

                                                                                                                Today is Friday. Tomorow is Saturday. Soon, we shall get out next chapter.

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                                                                                                                  Posted 09 February 2007 - 06:39 PM

                                                                                                                  I know it was Piers. But it takes some serious imagination to think up a scenario like that, kudos to FD for a great comedic idea.

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                                                                                                                    Posted 10 February 2007 - 04:08 AM

                                                                                                                    I came up with the toast in the first place.......BUT IF THERE ISN'T A CHAPTER TOMORROW, THERE'S GONNA BE SOME SERIOUS BURRITO THEFTS!!......FROM ONE PARTICULAR PERSON!.....

                                                                                                                    Did I say that? I meant to say that the ultimate air band was a great idea SoT...... <.<;

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                                                                                                                      SoT, I know you know that Piers was the gravity defying piece of toast, I just had the urge to say that. Dunno why...

                                                                                                                      Okay, so it's Saturday at the moment. I think I'll like, stare at the screen while waiting for the new chapter to appear.
                                                                                                                      *stares*

                                                                                                                      I think the funniest thing about this fanfic though is what it says in Toasty's sig: FD nad Mr .T's Comic Relief Fanfic.
                                                                                                                      Don't you change that now, Toasty!

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                                                                                                                        Posted 10 February 2007 - 11:54 AM

                                                                                                                        Ze chapter 5! And 500th post! See how I planned that?

                                                                                                                        ~~Chapter 5: What Was That Again?~~

                                                                                                                        As Isaac came to, he saw a murderously angry Jenna standing over him. Rightfully, he was very, very afraid, so he decided to play the amnesiac. After while, when he realized he wasn’t fooling anyone, he stopped.
                                                                                                                        “Isaac…I think you have some explaining to do…” Jenna said tapping her frying pan on her knee menacingly.
                                                                                                                        “Well…Errr…Does that happen to be a non-stick frying pan? ‘Cause if you bash my head without one of those, you’ll never be able to get the fluids and brain pieces off of it,” Isaac said.
                                                                                                                        This put Jenna right off her lunch, breakfast (which she had cooked with that frying pan), and even breakfast into the next day (which she was planning to cook with that frying pan. Isaac saw his opportunity, and ran for the hills.
                                                                                                                        At that moment, Kraden came out from wherever he had been and held out a lightly steaming piece of something.
                                                                                                                        “Kraden…What the heck is that?” Jenna asked.
                                                                                                                        “This is the masterpiece of a lifetime of work, my magnum opus, the thing I will be remembered for! I call it…Anthesium! The FIFTH element!” Kraden said giddily.
                                                                                                                        “No, really, Kraden, what the heck is that?” Jenna asked.
                                                                                                                        “I mixed the cooling power of water with teh uber-cooling power of wind, and this is what I got! I’m holding a demonstration today at the village gate! Come watch!” Kraden exclaimed.
                                                                                                                        Jenna promised that she would, and went off in search of someone to beat up. Luckily, she found a very battered Piers lying on the ground, and proceeded to batter him up some more.
                                                                                                                        “What are you doing here?” Jenna asked.
                                                                                                                        “Unng…mmmph…sssssssss…sshar ooo ell…I hink you broe…ma eeth….ooooooh..ain…mmrphmm…” Piers grumbled unintelligibly.
                                                                                                                        Jenna nodded knowingly, and dragged him off to the village gate to watch the demonstration. She then went off in search of Sheba. Jenna found her still rolled up into a ball, and rolled her around humming the Katamari song. When she finally reached the gate, she accidentally kicked the sobbing Sheba into Ivan, who miraculously survived the dragon.
                                                                                                                        “But…but...how?” Sheba stuttered.
                                                                                                                        “Magic!” Ivan exclaimed.
                                                                                                                        Sheba accepted this turn of events, and sat there quietly. But what made Jenna accidentally kick Sheba was Isaac and Felix standing behind a table selling the live CD of their concert the day before, complete with the frantic struggle at the end.
                                                                                                                        “Come on! Get your incredible live CD with a totally staged thing at the end! That’s right! It was all totally planned! There was no danger to any of you! But buy the CD and listen to it from the safety of your own home if you were one of the five people not cool enough to be there!” Isaac said.
                                                                                                                        When he caught sight of Jenna stalking towards him, he made an excuse and left Felix to tend the stand and hid behind a barrel. Just as Jenna was about to throttle Isaac, Kraden stepped out onto the makeshift stage that the Ultimate Air Band had performed on the night before.
                                                                                                                        “And now…the demonstration of my new element! Anthesium! I need a helper. Any volunteers?” Kraden asked.
                                                                                                                        Hundreds of hands eagerly went up, but Kraden picked the one hand that didn’t go up.
                                                                                                                        “Alright, give a hand to…SHEBA!” Kraden exclaimed.
                                                                                                                        A very surprised Sheba trudged up onto the stage, where she met Mia, now more modestly dressed in a lab coat.
                                                                                                                        “How’d you get up here?” Sheba asked in a whisper.
                                                                                                                        “I was just about to knock Felix’s socks off when Kraden here decided he needed me as a helper…” Mia whispered back.
                                                                                                                        “…and now if my two lovely helpers could use their elemental powers…” Kraden was saying.
                                                                                                                        “Does that mean us?” Sheba asked.
                                                                                                                        “Yeah. I suppose we should listen to him…” Mia said.
                                                                                                                        They cast their two strongest wind and water attacks, and suddenly, with a loud whoomp, a chunk of gently steaming stuff appeared.
                                                                                                                        “Woah! Where did that come from?” Sheba asked in the midst of all the oohing and aaahing.
                                                                                                                        “Yeah, but what does it do?” Shouted a voice at the back of the crowd.
                                                                                                                        “Well…Uhhh…it…errrr…it steams gently, of course!” Kraden said.
                                                                                                                        Just then, Alex broke through the crowd, jumped onto the stage, and snathed the anthesium.
                                                                                                                        “Hah! That’s what you get for making me play bass! Mwahaha-ah! Cold! Get it off! Ahhhh! Its stuck to my hand! Eeeek! Ahhhh!” Alex exclaimed.
                                                                                                                        “That’s what you get…Where gloves next time you try and steal something!” Kraden scolded.
                                                                                                                        Suddenly, a dark figure stepped onto the stage and said, “To be continued…”
                                                                                                                        “Who the heck is he? Our uspense builder? QUACK!” Isaac shouted from his hiding place.
                                                                                                                        “…Shut up!” said the uspense builder as he ran from the stage.

                                                                                                                        To be continued…

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                                                                                                                          Posted 10 February 2007 - 12:49 PM

                                                                                                                          Darn suspense builder... always reading voiceovers and stuff... plotting our inevitable desctruction... I wonder if putting someone "off their lunch" will catch on as an expression...

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                                                                                                                            Posted 10 February 2007 - 02:44 PM

                                                                                                                            I think it's more fun to write these things then to read.

                                                                                                                            But still, it's fun to read so who gives a ****.

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                                                                                                                              Posted 10 February 2007 - 03:52 PM

                                                                                                                              I'll do a guest chapter if you guys want. But that was pretty good!

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                                                                                                                                Posted 11 February 2007 - 01:46 AM

                                                                                                                                Your just trying to steal the spotlight! You've got some scheme planned to get rid of us, don't you?!?!........Go ahead, I guess.

                                                                                                                                View PostAquamarine, on Feb 10 2007, 04:02 AM, said:

                                                                                                                                I think the funniest thing about this fanfic though is what it says in Toasty's sig: FD nad Mr .T's Comic Relief Fanfic.
                                                                                                                                Don't you change that now, Toasty!
                                                                                                                                I noticed that a while ago. I just decided to leave it.

                                                                                                                                Now, Chapter 6!

                                                                                                                                Chapter 6: The uspense builder!

                                                                                                                                Beaing naturally jealouse of the uspense builder for no reason, Garet challenged him to a staring contest. And lost.

                                                                                                                                "Last time I checked, it's pretty hard to beat a guy at a staring contest if he don't got no eyes." Said Isaac, who was still hiding from Jenna.

                                                                                                                                "You know, I can see you. You'll have to do better than hiding behind twig to fool me!" Yelled Jenaa.

                                                                                                                                Isaac put on a shirt that said 'you can't see me!'

                                                                                                                                "........Hey, where'd he go?" Asked Jenna.

                                                                                                                                "I'll use reveal to find him!" Said Sheba who was obviously trying to show off in front of Ivan, who just sat there and clapped his hands like a toddler.

                                                                                                                                "There he is!! I'LL GET YOU ISAAC!!" Jenna ran at him with a colossal frying pan.

                                                                                                                                "Holy hamburgers! How can she lift that thing!?" Said a levitating piece of toast....who had a cat stuck to it's back.

                                                                                                                                "It's probably made out of foam." Suggested Mia, who had taken off her lab coat.

                                                                                                                                "Hey! Look! Mia's hot again!" Said Felix. "Uhh oh....." Felix's face turned pale as Mia charged at him like a wild bull, complete with steam comming out of her nose.

                                                                                                                                Piers pulled out a camera to film the whole thing, but quickly noticed a piece of toast was floating through the air. "Hey! How'd you do that?!"

                                                                                                                                "I'm magical!"

                                                                                                                                "....how the heck can you be talking?!?!" Piers stood there and stared

                                                                                                                                "Heheh. Just goes to show you how easy it is to entertain a Lemurian with vintriliquism!" Said a second Ivan under his breath.

                                                                                                                                "Whoa! There's two Ivan's!" Shouted Garet. Ivan #1 just shrugged and continued clapping, even though no one was doing anything any more.

                                                                                                                                "Well I'm outa here. This place is boring!" Ivan #2 walked away, and the floating piece of toast fell to the floor.

                                                                                                                                "Yay! Breakfast!" Piers pulled a knife out of his pocket and began to spread anthesium on it as he yelled in pain from the frostbite.

                                                                                                                                "Hey everybody! That guy's pulling a knife on that magical piece of toast! GET HIM!!" Yelled an angry person from the crowd. An angry mob of people pulled pitchforks and torches out of nowhere, and ran after Piers who was still yelling in pain as he ate the toast.

                                                                                                                                "AHHH! QUIT EATING ME YOU RETARD!" Screamed the piece of toast piers was eating. Piers just stood there eating his toast as he watched Isaac get beat to smitherines with a colossal frying pan by Jenna.

                                                                                                                                Felix was still running from Mia, and the cow jumped over the moon. Which was actually the long lost city of Atlantis Anemos!

                                                                                                                                TO BE CONTINUED.

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                                                                                                                                And so ends another chapter chock full of spam and pointless beatings. And a toddler.

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                                                                                                                                  Posted 11 February 2007 - 08:10 PM

                                                                                                                                  Dang... Thas some grade Q stuff there... Where do you hold the insanity every day Mr.T?

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                                                                                                                                    Posted 11 February 2007 - 08:26 PM

                                                                                                                                    Something tells me that Ivan #2 is going to return soon, and that the inherant impossibility of there being two Ivans at once in the same place will force the spacetime continuem to re-align its quantum matrix by merging the two Ivans into one. If we're lucky, the resulting chronological flux will make everyone's head explode within a mile radius. And if we're not lucky, reality will fold in upon itself and the very fabric of all existance will be annhilated in a single stroke.

                                                                                                                                    Or he could not come back... anything's possible.

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                                                                                                                                      Posted 12 February 2007 - 06:41 AM

                                                                                                                                      Nice.

                                                                                                                                      Can you guess when the chapter's gonna be up? If you said Friday/Saturday, then your right! Unless I find some time before then. Which I won't.

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                                                                                                                                        Hehe, now those two were good! Especially Toasty's. Nice work guys, you're both improving!

                                                                                                                                        What? Friday or Saturday? Why does it take you so long to write a chapter? Toasty does it far quicker than you do. I mean, all you have to do is write the first thing that springs to your mind, right?

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                                                                                                                                          Posted 12 February 2007 - 11:31 AM

                                                                                                                                          Very random and pretty funny. Keep it up, and stop distracting people from reading my fanfic. >=O

                                                                                                                                          Just kidding, I can't wait for the next one.

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                                                                                                                                            Hehe, now those two were good! Especially Toasty's. Nice work guys, you're both improving!

                                                                                                                                            What? Friday or Saturday? Why does it take you so long to write a chapter? Toasty does it far quicker than you do. I mean, all you have to do is write the first thing that springs to your mind, right?


                                                                                                                                            I still have to have to type up the first thing that comes to mind. I already have a few chapters planned out, depending on what Toasty does. Plus, Toasty has the weekend right after I post. Ah, the trials and tribulations of a fanfic author.

                                                                                                                                            Adjusted schedule: Thursday. Maybe. Okay, I'm just kidding, there is no adjusted schedule.

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                                                                                                                                              Posted 13 February 2007 - 12:18 AM

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                                                                                                                                              Dang... Thas some grade Q stuff there... Where do you hold the insanity every day Mr.T?


                                                                                                                                              After a while, you learn to live with it. Though people do tend to stare when you go to school wearing a straight jacket. =P

                                                                                                                                              View PostAquamarine, on Feb 12 2007, 07:43 AM, said:

                                                                                                                                              Hehe, now those two were good! Especially Toasty's. Nice work guys, you're both improving!

                                                                                                                                              What? Friday or Saturday? Why does it take you so long to write a chapter? Toasty does it far quicker than you do. I mean, all you have to do is write the first thing that springs to your mind, right?


                                                                                                                                              Odly enough, I thought that was my most boring chapter......Just goes to show how good of a sense of humor I have. :blink: And yes, I do just type the first thing that comes to mind. And regardless of having the weekend right after FD posts, I could actually post it any time. Well, I used to. I've been found out by the higher authorities, and they're threatening to delete my files if I get on again. D:< The good thing is, I have most of them backed up on my flashdrive and the other hard drive on our PC. The bad news is that it's only most of them. Basically, FD's comming chapter might be the last one for a week or so. :lol: But if I'm lucky and can get on my friends laptop, you'll have it the same day FD posts his.

                                                                                                                                              But I'm glad you all think it's funny. =D

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                                                                                                                                                Posted 13 February 2007 - 05:16 PM

                                                                                                                                                View PostMr.T, on Feb 13 2007, 12:18 AM, said:

                                                                                                                                                Odly enough, I thought that was my most boring chapter......Just goes to show how good of a sense of humor I have. :blink: And yes, I do just type the first thing that comes to mind. And regardless of having the weekend right after FD posts, I could actually post it any time. Well, I used to. I've been found out by the higher authorities, and they're threatening to delete my files if I get on again. D:< The good thing is, I have most of them backed up on my flashdrive and the other hard drive on our PC. The bad news is that it's only most of them. Basically, FD's comming chapter might be the last one for a week or so. :lol: But if I'm lucky and can get on my friends laptop, you'll have it the same day FD posts his.

                                                                                                                                                What a great writer! And oh so humble!

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                                                                                                                                                  Posted 13 February 2007 - 05:55 PM

                                                                                                                                                  I'm more modest than he is!

                                                                                                                                                  New chapter...perhaps tomorrow? A hope? A chance? Only time will tell.

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                                                                                                                                                    Posted 13 February 2007 - 06:45 PM

                                                                                                                                                    Dream on FD. I'm WAY more modest than you.......wait......<.<;

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                                                                                                                                                      Posted 14 February 2007 - 12:02 PM

                                                                                                                                                      OMG! New chapter before the deadline!

                                                                                                                                                      OMG! Not a chapter anymore!

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                                                                                                                                                        Posted 14 February 2007 - 12:55 PM

                                                                                                                                                        That was... That was... That was...

                                                                                                                                                        Possibly the worst chapter yet. From now on you can take as long as you want to wright your chapters, FD, just make sure they're better than... this. :lol:

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                                                                                                                                                          Posted 14 February 2007 - 01:36 PM

                                                                                                                                                          I'm going to sit here with an indignant stare until you do something about this. I don't really care about you not making your deadlines if this is to be the cost. Take your time and write something good next time.

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                                                                                                                                                            Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:52 PM

                                                                                                                                                            Fine. It hast been taken down until further notice.

                                                                                                                                                            Was it really that bad?

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                                                                                                                                                              Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:05 PM

                                                                                                                                                              No, I can't say I was put off to the story by it. I know that every story (even parodies of actual stories) have to have their low points. (See: Chapter 22 of my fic.)

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                                                                                                                                                                Posted 15 February 2007 - 07:08 AM

                                                                                                                                                                I wasn't really THAT bad, FD. It was just below yours and Toasty's usual standards. I'm sure you'll do better next time though.

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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 15 February 2007 - 03:49 PM

                                                                                                                                                                  I didn't get to see the chapter and the apparent crappiness of it all. And real authors would know you can never be a lily-livered coward and delete a chapter you already wrote. Are you guys lily-livered cowards? :lol: Walk the plank!

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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted 15 February 2007 - 03:51 PM

                                                                                                                                                                    What? He deleted the crappy chapter? *checks* Omg, what a noob! Coward!

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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted 15 February 2007 - 04:06 PM

                                                                                                                                                                      WHAT?! Can he do that? Oh man is he going to get it!

                                                                                                                                                                      (SMall children may want to look away...)
                                                                                                                                                                      I'm going to do unspeakable things to FD's face with an electric eggbeater, cut out his kidneys shuriken-style with Wal-Mart gift cards, top that off with a beheading, then a re-heading, a semi-lethal injection followed by a demi-electrcution, then I'm going to cut his hand off and make him eat it, give him Lou Gherigs disease, bury him alive, dig him up again and wrap a tire around his neck and set it on fire. Then, at the very moment of death, I'm going to rip his soul out through his nose, stuff it in a mason jar and send it through five cycles in the dryer and two in the microwave, use the dark art of necromancy to force the soul back into the body and raise him as a twisted minion of cursed undeath and then summon forth all the fury of the gods to smite the wretched being from the face of the Earth!!
                                                                                                                                                                      But that sounds kinda expensive...
                                                                                                                                                                      And I'd have to get up...
                                                                                                                                                                      Maybe I'll just sit here and give him dirty looks. :lol:

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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted 15 February 2007 - 05:13 PM

                                                                                                                                                                        Well I'm not sure how often I'll be on here, so the sooner the better.

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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 15 February 2007 - 05:22 PM

                                                                                                                                                                          ...Ahh! Pressure! Toasty wants it soon, all the rest want it not to suck....*'splodes*

                                                                                                                                                                          Probably be up tomorrow. I have a lot of time tomorrow.

                                                                                                                                                                          And yes, I am a lily-livered coward.

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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted 15 February 2007 - 05:44 PM

                                                                                                                                                                            But do I have a lot of time tommorow? Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!

                                                                                                                                                                            You know, this is the kind of fanfic that could easily continue on indefinately. There's no story line or plot, so there isn't really a conclusion. You could conclude the air guitar band thing, and then go on to fight the almighty copyrighted popcorn dragon. Or we could give Kraden the wheat sword, and Ivan & Sheba can go off to live in a monestary, while Mia continues to chase after Felix and Jenna continues to force sourcrout down Isaac's throat and beat him with frying pans of mythical proportions.

                                                                                                                                                                            We'll have to see where it goes.

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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 16 February 2007 - 07:16 AM

                                                                                                                                                                              If you don't post more chapters your story will take a nose-dive.

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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 16 February 2007 - 08:20 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                Apparently it already has taken a nose dive. And there really isn't a story.

                                                                                                                                                                                But seriously, new chapter today!

                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 7, v. 2

                                                                                                                                                                                When Sheba saw the cow jumping over her homeland, she flew into a murderous rage and proceded to eat the cow.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Uh, Sheba, I think that cow had mad cow disease..." Felix said.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Woah Felix! How did you escape Mia?" Jenna asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                "You know that mind control monocle Ivan had? Well, Mia tried to put it on and make me jump off of a cliff, but I think it fried her brain." Felix said.
                                                                                                                                                                                Everyone turned to stare at Ivan.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Heh...must've been my, uh, anti-theft measures...Don't worry...It's not permanent. Not too permanent, I should say. She might be alright in a little while. Won't remember the last, oh, week and a half, but...She should be fine. Maybe." Ivan mumbled.

                                                                                                                                                                                Just then, Piers ran by babbling about a talking piece of flying toast and complaining about frostbite. He was being chased by an angry mob who were shouting about the inhumane treatment of toast. Fortunately, Piers was saved from their awful clutches when all of them were hit on the head simultaneously by chunks of gold.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Oh crap! It's raining! Everybody inside!" Felix shouted.
                                                                                                                                                                                They all dove into the nearest gold shelter, except for Isaac, who was dragged in by Felix so Jenna could continue to beat him up.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Wait, why am I even angry at him again?" Jenna asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                Then she saw a slightly dazed Mia walking by followed by a stream of whistling men, and set out with renewed vengeance.
                                                                                                                                                                                All of a sudden, Sheba got violently sick from the mad cow, and proceded to throw up on Isaac.
                                                                                                                                                                                "And that will teach you to go admiring other women!" Jenna exclaimed with one final whack.
                                                                                                                                                                                Isaac came to, found himself bruised and bloodied and vomited on, and went to wash himself off at the pool near the back of the shelter. Mia tried to innocently wander off in that direction, but Jenna caught her by the neck and dragged her back.
                                                                                                                                                                                "So...uh...anyone got any good jokes?" Felix asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Oh! I do! What do you call a red bucket?" Ivan asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                This stumped the other adepts until Sheba said, "A red bucket!"
                                                                                                                                                                                "Yes! And what do you call a blue bucket?" Ivan asked again.
                                                                                                                                                                                "A blue bucket!" Jenna shouted.
                                                                                                                                                                                "NO! A red bucket in disguise!" Ivan said gleefully.
                                                                                                                                                                                All was silent until Jenna swapped around a couple djinn to become a ninja and proceded to beat the crap out of Ivan.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Wow...can you say PMS?" Isaac asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                "I know! Let's have a benefit show!" Garet said.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Wow, Garet! That had three syllables! You're getting better!" Isaac exclaimed.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Yeah, lets guest star some rapper for free publicity! How about...Mr. T!" Garet said.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Yeah...no." Felix said.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Dr. Dre?" Garet asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                "No." Felix said.
                                                                                                                                                                                "How about me?" said a voice out of nowhere.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Oh, yeah. That's a real good idea. The Ultimate Air Band, featuring the invisible voice! Anyway, the horrible singing is my job." Isaac said.
                                                                                                                                                                                Suddenly, the speaker of the invisible voice materialized. The adepts stared in confusion.
                                                                                                                                                                                "...Yoda?" Isaac asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Wise I am! Like to hear some of my rhymes you would?" Yoda asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                Yoda started rapping and dancing, and soon even Ivan started to dance.
                                                                                                                                                                                Everyone was so busy showing off their moves that no one noticed that it had stopped raining. They stepped outside and stared at the carnage they saw. The almighty popcorn dragon™ was wreaking havoc with its Blast-O-Butter breath, and trampling all the townspeople with its claws of mass destruction.
                                                                                                                                                                                "Banzaiiiiiii!!!" Yoda shouted as he sprinted past them. He hurled himself at the dragon and managed to get a mouthful of popcorny goodness before he was engulfed in a buttery bath.
                                                                                                                                                                                "...That was just weird..." Isaac said.

                                                                                                                                                                                TO BE CONTINUED

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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 16 February 2007 - 12:02 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh...My..god...Insanity.... Yoda? Flaming Duck....wow..

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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 16 February 2007 - 02:21 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                    Better for some reason... Whatever it is you did, do it again.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    ...Ahh! Pressure! Toasty wants it soon, all the rest want it not to suck....*'splodes*


                                                                                                                                                                                    Good choice going with the not-sucking premise. Nothing good ever comes from listening to Toasty.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 16 February 2007 - 05:16 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm scared now. Six pages already, this fanfic will probably now be more popular than mine.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted 17 February 2007 - 02:45 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                        Heheh. You know it! :) And make that seven pages now.

                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter.....8! MR. PREZIDENT:

                                                                                                                                                                                        "No! Master Yoda!!....Why must the good die young?...." Said another voice.

                                                                                                                                                                                        "Oh great.....more invisible people." Said Garet, as he looked around feverishly trying to find the invisible person.

                                                                                                                                                                                        "Oh....Emm....Eff....Gee.....GARET SAID A FOUR SYLABLE WORD!!!" Screamed Ivan. All the towns people appeared out of nowhere in an instant, applauded, and left in the blink of an eye.

                                                                                                                                                                                        "Pfft. That's the worst special effects I've ever seen," Retorted Ivan. Meanwhile, a glowing green beam shot out from the shadows as.......LUKE SKYWALKER APPEARED!!

                                                                                                                                                                                        "Holy cow! It's Luke Skywalker!......And he's got a freaky glowing stick thingy!" For some reason, the party was thrust into another poorly animated battle scene with Mia standing next to Isaac.....

                                                                                                                                                                                        "Get your grimey hands off him you sexy blue haird freak! HE'S MINE!" Yelled Jenna as she threw Mia off the screen. Mia stood up, and took a seat in a studio chair as she waved at Isaac, who was easily distraced by her flirtatious deeds.

                                                                                                                                                                                        Since Mia, the party's only real healer (the others are just wanabes) was thrown of the screen, and Isaac was being severely hindered by the distraction, the party quickly had their asses handed to them on a silver platter by the legendary kung fu legend, Luke Skywalker!

                                                                                                                                                                                        "Master Yoda! I'll save you, you old geezer!" Luke Skywalker came at the popcorn dragon like a man on a mission, but even with his fake replica of a lightsaber, and his fancy but useless kung fu, the popcorn dragon engulfed him in a torrential waterfall of hot butter.

                                                                                                                                                                                        Chuck Norris noticed the commotion, and ran to aid the prettyboy Jedi. "HIYAA! KWAA! KERPOW!.....what? I like to make my own sound effects!" Chuck Norris opened a can of whoop-ass on the fluffy white dragon, and all the while the party of adepts were sitting in their actors chairs off screen watching the fight.

                                                                                                                                                                                        "All right! That's a wrap!" Said one of the Warner Brothers. "Great job guys! I didn't think you'd do all that great, but your off screen acting was fenominal!" He said to the adepts. Jenna noticed Mia was leaning her head on Isaac's shoulder, and casted serpent fume on them both.

                                                                                                                                                                                        "AHH! Hot hot hot!! get me some water!!" Screamed Isaac as he ran around with his cape on fire. Mia just stood and watched, unscratched due to her affiliation with water. Ivan began to clap his hands again, and Garet was at the actors snack bar stuffing his face.

                                                                                                                                                                                        The flame finally died out, but Isaac's cape was ruined. "That was my favorite cape!....I've had it since I was fow yeaws owld!" "That's all right hunnybun. I'll make you a new one!" Said Mia gleefully. Jenna summoned the colossal frying pan and beat Mia into the ground like a blunt rusty nail.

                                                                                                                                                                                        "That'll teach you to make my boyfriend a new cape! Hmph!" Jenna walked over Isaac, who was curled up in a ball crying and sucking his thumb. "Oh get a backbone! It's just a cape!"

                                                                                                                                                                                        "Just a cape? Just a cape?" Jenna turned to see Garet walking in her direction with a mouthfull of food. The snackbar was clearly visible in the backround with a huge bite taken out of it. "That's not just a cape, that's a cape handed down for centuries in his clan! The.....what's Isaac's last name again?" Garet asked.

                                                                                                                                                                                        "Beats me." Jenna replied.

                                                                                                                                                                                        "It's buttered toast! Isaac's last name is buttered toast!" Yelled Piers, who obviously overheard the discussion. He was holding a piece of bread in his hand, looking for a toaster.

                                                                                                                                                                                        ".....the hell? Seriously? What kind of numbskull would have 'Buttered Toast' for a last name?" Said Jenna.

                                                                                                                                                                                        Ivan #2 appeared from nowhere. "I would! Yes! That's right! I'm Isaac's long lost cousin's sister's uncle's mother's grandaoughter's former roommate! Which means practically nothing!" He procalimed.

                                                                                                                                                                                        "What a twist!" Garet piped in.

                                                                                                                                                                                        The uspense builder appeared out of nowhere, and casted Halt to preserve the moment until it could be continued.

                                                                                                                                                                                        TO BE EXTENDED UPON.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeahup. That about sums 'er up fer naow. Don't forget to watch Chuck Norris beat the livin' crap outa' the great popcorn dragon in his latest feature film, the 30 second long....Kung Pow Chicken!

                                                                                                                                                                                        And a word out to my friend Bryan, who's supposed to read this at some point in his life: You might remember the title of Chapter 7 from today yesterday's english class. :!: And you should really buy the game so you can know what the heck were talking about here. Not that it really matters all that much....

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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 17 February 2007 - 07:07 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                          I really liked the end, what with the amazing twist and stuff, but the rest was all about jokes you've already used. Jenna has been beating people up with her gigantic frying pan since, like, the second chapter! You shouldn't use the same things over and over again.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted 17 February 2007 - 09:24 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                            About a quarter of the way through the chapter, I said, "I'm going to put Chuck Norris in the next chapter!" but when I scroll down, what do I see? Chuck Norris! There's something suspicious going on around here...

                                                                                                                                                                                            New chapter may be up today, but most likely tomorrow. And if by some freak accident that doesn't happen, then it will most definatley be up on Monday.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 17 February 2007 - 02:45 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                              Random kung-fu slug-fest. Glad to know I got my daily requirement of it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 17 February 2007 - 02:48 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                Original humour slowly dying.........chapters becoming shorter...........story..........slowly.............becoming.........obscure.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 17 February 2007 - 02:52 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Losing... ability... to talk... at normal rate... Must restore... cabin pressure...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm sorry Mr. T but that last chapter was pretty bad. You need some sort of super-elite conference to make up some new sense of humour. Bring in some white rappers or something, those are always funny.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 17 February 2007 - 06:34 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Swedish rappers! But the next chapter will be up tomorrow. I'm too lazy to do it tonight.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Woah there are TWO Flamingducks!

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Meh it was still funny to me heh Chuck Norris can own the competition

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 18 February 2007 - 03:08 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                          View PostSea_of_Time, on Feb 17 2007, 12:55 PM, said:

                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm sorry Mr. T but that last chapter was pretty bad. You need some sort of super-elite conference to make up some new sense of humour. Bring in some white rappers or something, those are always funny.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, good jokes can get old pretty fast. At the very least, she wasn't beatin' the hell outa' Isaac this time.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Mabey we should actually start them on a quest. With Chuck Norris! Then there's always the 'extra' chapter FD posted in PS's fanfic. We need to incorporate something like that in here somehow.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Two things you have to get rid of: Chuck Norris and Star Wars. DON'T use them in the fanfic, they are two extremely over-rated and over-used things. They'll just ruin everything.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 18 February 2007 - 09:08 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Never speak of Chuck Norris in that fashon. He can e-mail you a roundhouse kick that can e-kill you at 64 Kbps!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Never speak of Chuck Norris in that fashon. He can e-mail you a roundhouse kick that can e-kill you at 64 Kbps!


                                                                                                                                                                                                                See, that's exactly what I'm talking about! I don't understand this obssession with Chuck Norris that everyone has got. He's just another guy who can fight.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 18 February 2007 - 12:53 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The fact that you have lived longer than nine seconds astounds me. Cuck Norris should've gone back in time and killed all your grandparents by now and irradicated your existance before it ever existed. I pity you. Part for not knowing of Chuck Norris' all-encompassing greatness, and part because he is going to kill you in some extremely violent fashon that I can't even imagine. (And I can imagine some pretty violent ways to kill you.)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted 18 February 2007 - 02:03 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 9, completely devoid of Chuck Norris, frying pans, and Star Wars.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Darkness…Then a spark. Then another spark. And another. Alex turned off the blow torch and lifted up his mask. He gazed in wonder at his creation… He turned on the lights and gazed in wonder at his creation…It was superb. It was exquisite. It was most beautiful thing he had ever seen. It was a golden sponge. But not just an ordinary sponge. It could soak up psynergy as easily as a donkey could eat a carrot. He left his workroom in search of someone to brag about it to…

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The adepts had left the studio and were sitting in a hero training seminar that Felix had made them attend.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Felix, why can’t we ever just “go” to a seminar? Why do we have to “attend” them?” Isaac asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Felix made several irritated motions to be quiet and listened intently to what the boring old man in the front was talking about. It was quite difficult to concentrate over the constant munching sounds coming from Garet, who had discovered the complimentary donuts, and the just loud enough yawns coming from Ivan. The man was just touching on the subject of quests and how important they were when Piers shouted at him.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Hey, how much experience have you actually had? You look 65! Shouldn’t you be retired by now? What time is it? Can I go home?” Piers asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    He was silenced by a well placed smack from Felix. The 64-year-old man glared at Piers, and then continued to talk about how quests were a major source of money, experience, and equipment. Jenna looked over at Isaac to see him doodling pictures of Mia in a bathtub, and contrived to do something quite nasty to him. Just then, the instructor picked up a rock he had on his desk and threw it at Piers.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Jesus Christ!” Piers yelled as he ducked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Now, if you had been paying attention, you would have noticed me saying for the past ten minutes that I was going to throw a rock at the obnoxious blue Eskimo in the back. Pay attention!” the instructor said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    After things had settled down a bit, and the lecturer was rambling about tactics he learned from watching a movie about a civilian’s opinions on a prominent hero’s fighting style, one of those people who actually care about the stuff at seminars asked the instructor a question.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Shouldn’t a hero have an archenemy, or some sort of nemesis to provide a basis for the plot?” he asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Well, actually that’s a common misconception. I remember thinking that when I first went into adventuring, oh, a good 45 years back…You see, an archenemy is helpful, but not entirely necessary to the plot, for the hero should have several different quests availible to keep him--” the instructor started.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Unicorns!” screamed Piers, pointing to the left. When everybody turned that way, he leapt out a conveniently situated window to his right.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The instructor broke down then and there and started to cry. The kid who actually cared about what was going on tried to console him, but the professor just lay there like a vegetable. Jenna, who had “accidentally” set Isaac’s hair, notebook, donut, pants, and shirt all on fire at once, pulled the fire alarm and ran. Immediately, pandemonium broke out and everybody ran in all directions, even in circles. Mia put out the blaze with one finger, and started to go anxiously over to Isaac. Jenna tried to bite her and dragged the slightly charred Isaac away. Mia continued this for several minutes, and then sighed. Felix tried to restore order, but there was no one to restore order to. He stalked off to sit in a chair and mutter about how disorganized the world was, and what he was going to do to fix it.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Has anyone seen Sheba?” Ivan asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Felix looked up and stopped muttering long enough to see the scene of complete chaos, and set about muttering with renewed passion.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Commie!” Ivan #2 shouted at him, and then proceeded to con Isaac out of all his inheritance from the Buttered Toast clan.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Noooo! My inheritance! Come back here, scoundrel!” yelled Isaac after he realized that the papers he just signed weren’t for a multi-million dollar recording deal.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Let’s bounce.” Sheba said to Garet.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Word.” Garet said back.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Back in Vale, Alex desperately tried to find someone who cared about his sponge.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “I’ll show them…I’ll make them care. I won’t remain an uncared for person for long!” Alex said.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 18 February 2007 - 03:07 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yay!! Funny chapters are back! The donkey eating a carrot metaphor was so perfect and so completely inadequate at the same time that I found it quite funny. That old lecturer guy that threw the rock, I have an english teacher just like that. He's younger than 64, (Not a lot younger though, he's taught most of the parents of the kids in my class.) but he still makes fun of stupid people, which never gets old and can only get funnier as the world continues to accrue stupid people.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Very nice, FD. The lecture was great!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 18 February 2007 - 05:39 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          XD! Nice one FD.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The whole Jenna/Isaac/Mia ordeal kinda reminds me of Norbit. You know, the movie that's supposed to come out sometime in the future?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 10: The almighty golden sponge!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          As the adepts left the smoldering seminar, they noticed Alex running around to all the people in the town (and sometimes even plants) trying to get them to pay attention to him. Some stopped and stared, some just kept walking. Others, like the plants, just stood their and soaked up his words like a.....well.....a sponge. Not that they really listened, but the plants ure seemed to enjoy the senseless chattering.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Hey Isaac! Look! Alex is selling golden sponges! Go buy me one!" Said an excited Mia.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Sure! I always did like a good sponge." Isaac walked off in Alex's direction.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Oh no you don't! You're not buying anything for that sexy, boyfriend stealing hag!" Yelled Jenna as she ran after Isaac with a lasso.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "....are you comming on to me?!" Said an astounded and disgusted, but slightly curious Mia.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "...the hell? What's wrong with you!...of course....of course not!" Said Jenna.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Wow, Mia's so hot, even girls are attracted to her!" Pointed out Felix.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Yeah, except for me and Garet. We think she has cooties." Said Sheba.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Hey! I am not attracted to her!" Yelled an even angrier Jenna. She had completely forgoten about Isaac, who had caught up with Alex.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Hey mister blue haired dude! Can I buy a golden sponge?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ".....YOU!! It's you! I'll soak up all your life source and feed it to the cows!!" Yelled Alex.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "....So do you take checks? 'Cause my wallet's bone dry."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "...oh yeah, yeah checks are fine. Wait! What are you trying to do?! I'm here to kill you with this golden sponge thingy! Why are you not frightened?!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Allright, here's a check for $5 bucks. That oughta cover it." Said Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Yeah! Score! I got five big ones!" Alex walked off rubbing the check against his cheek. "Hey wait....this checks fake! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS ISAAC!!" Yelled Alex as he ran back to his evil lair.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Hey Mia! I got your sponge!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Really? That's so sweet!" Mia gave Isaac a kiss on the cheek.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "HOW DARE YOU!" Jenna shot a firey glare at Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "I'm gonna run home and put this on the mantle!" Said an ectstatic Mia.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "You're not going ANYWHERE!" Jenna lasso'd Mia and yanked her back.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Well I'm gonna go on a quest to find a toaster." Said piers as he walked off.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Me too, I'm hungry. Like they always say, wherever there's a toaster, there's bread to go with it!" Said Garet as he licked his chops.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Might as well, there ain't nothin' to do here." Said Ivan.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Wherever Ivan goes, I go!" Said Sheba as she held Ivan's arm.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          *MONOCLE* "I say! Where are you chaps going?!" Said Ivan #2 as he spit out his tea.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Apparently, we're on a quest to find the nearest toaster." Said Felix as he got up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Well that's quite pointless, I've got a toaster right here!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "No one want's your crappy toaster you fancy british impersonator!" Yelled Garet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          " How rude! I'll have you know I posess the most prestige toaster of all time! And besides, your such a buffoon, I doubt you even know what an impersonator is!" Said an angry Ivan #2.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Is it a kind of food? If it is, it sounds fancy."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "I say! That's the only thing you think about, isn't it?!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Hold up, so you're saying you have in your posession the almighty George Foreman Toaster 9000? Capable of toasting anything to perfection, and complete with a bagel and bun warmer?" Asked Piers, who obviously knew a thing or two about toasters.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "And a golden finish! I'd settle for nothing less when it comes to toasting my crumpets!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Well then, why isn't it gold, Mister I'm so fancy?" Retorted Garet as he pointed to the plain looking toaster in Ivan #2's hands.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "That's a good question old chap, I must've got it mixed up with my black and decker one when I left the mansion this morning. Alright then, off to my humble abode!" Said Ivan #2 as he pointed in the direction of the great toasted mountain range far off in the distance, which as everyone knows is made of perfectly toasted bread.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Well let's get going, I'm starving!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Garet, there's no way we'll be able to climb the great toasted mountain range! We need antiteflon climbing gear, otherwise we'll slip right off!" Said Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "But why would we do that? We want to get to this dude's mansion!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Garet, the mountain's covered in butter. Whether you want to or not, you'll fall off unless we have antiteflon climbing gear!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Ohhh.....What's antiteflon?" Garet asked.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Beats me."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Let me get this straight. Were going to climb a giant butter covered mountain with gear which we know nothing about?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Yup, that about sums 'er up." Replied Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Alright then, let's get going!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ~~~

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Meanwhile, the golden sponge, which had been left on the ground, sprouted legs and ran off into the sunset.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Heheheh...I'll just concoct another sponge to suck the life out of those unsuspecting adepts!" Alex went to work building another contraption, which seemed to look strangely like a golden toaster. What could he be planning? I don't know! I'm only writing this stuff!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So yeah. There seems to be some sort of random plot brewing. And stuff. Mabey they'll mistake Alex's toaster for the real toaster, or mabey Alex is just makeing his own because he want's some toast. But then again, I didn't see any butter on his workbench, and you can't have toast without butter!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 18 February 2007 - 07:40 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yay finally a quest! Angry Jenna is so much fun! I'm starting to like where this story is going. Where'd Ivan II get all that money? I'm hungry... Whatever happened to that old lady who couldn't find the beef? I like ham tacos. The owl says it takes three licks. I'll show him! I wonder if you can buy a monkey at Wal Mart... What smells like mold? Oh, man! There's a gap in the carpet again. These socks are itchy. Do frogs have ears? I should shovel the driveway. I only have one Guiding Ring left, should I promote Lute to a Sage or a Mage-Knight? Heheheee... they taste like cookies all of them... Muwahahahhahaaaa! I know why its blue, the question they should be asking is "Why isn't the sky yellow? I don't think granola is meant for human consumption. My hand is cold, I think this window is leaking. Wait... why am I typing out everything I think? Oh yeah! I was writing a story response! Sorry, got distracted there. Um it was good... and stuff... Man this reviewing stuff is hard, you have to pay strict attention and maintain constant unbroken laser-like focus on- Hey look a bunny!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Anyway...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Evil lair

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 18 February 2007 - 08:27 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              XD!! PS has ADD. :P

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So yeah, fixed the spelling errors.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And origionally, I was going to put "Jenna Lasso'd Mia and yanked her back so hard, Mia's implants shot out." And then go through a whole scene about Mia being flat chested and everyone thinking she's not hot anymore, and then Mia saying Jenna had implants too (which would've been true). But it didn't fit into the story right, so I scratched it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But this one took me surprisingly longer to write. Must've been that danged writers block.....

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 19 February 2007 - 10:18 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Twas good. I might be able to get the next chapter up today. It'll be like the rapid fire weekend of awesomeness!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Where'd Ivan II get all that money?


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Remember? He swindled Isaac out of all his inheritance?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 19 February 2007 - 01:46 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, those two chapters were pretty good! Now you're getting somewhere. With no Star Wars and Chuck Norris(yes PS, I'm still alive and well) everything will be just fine. Looking forward to seeing what the quest will be like.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, and FD, who are you lying? We know you won't get the next chapter up today. You always say that and never do it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted 19 February 2007 - 02:02 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What? That was like, once. Maybe twice. And maybe I should be working on it right now instead of arguing with you. See? It's all you fault! When the next chapter isn't up today, blame Aqua! He distracted me! Totally not my fault! Don't hurt me...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 19 February 2007 - 02:13 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm sure we'll all be able to forgive you, and then start an angry mob to go after Aqua.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 19 February 2007 - 02:13 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yay! I like angry mobs! Let me go first!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        yes PS, I'm still alive and well
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's what he wants you to think.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, and FD, who are you lying? We know you won't get the next chapter up today. You always say that and never do it.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You just jinxxed it! I blame you!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Shameless plugs are always good. Errr, yeah. You guys are so distracting...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Suuuuuubtle! Gak! Stop posting here! And keep me away from the Common Room!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Now as for FD's predicament.... *straps FD to tree, hands him a pencil* Yeah, that oughta do it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You strapped him to Treebeard! He's getting away!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Way to go, now the Ents have our author.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Sweet! Are we allowed to do this now? Because I was about to say:
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I think you spelled about ten words wrong in that post. And all writers who advertise here will have their telephone numbers sold to telemarketers, as well as bilstering negative feedback to their fanfics. Be warned!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ...What the heck? Who strapped me to a freaking tree?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 19 February 2007 - 02:37 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's Treebeard. And he's taking you away.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              989-7897

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 19 February 2007 - 02:38 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Die!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wow, this is becoming almost as bad as TRT.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 19 February 2007 - 02:39 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nobody takes you seriously because you're riding a walking, talking tree.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 19 February 2007 - 02:49 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View PostFlamingDuck, on Feb 19 2007, 03:38 PM, said:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Die!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow, this is becoming almost as bad as TRT.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, it kind of is.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    *Checks board stats*
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh thank God there's no mods on.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    MD's going to yell at us when he sees this...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 19 February 2007 - 02:51 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If by yell you mean make a sarcastic, very angry comment followed by unexpected warnings, then yeah, he's gonna yell.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted 19 February 2007 - 02:53 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I suppose that would be the appropriate translation from the original MDnese text...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 19 February 2007 - 03:10 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          QUIT SPAMMING AND ADVERTISING!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No one post until FD gets the next chapter down! Or I WILL call up MD!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted 19 February 2007 - 04:20 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Heyyyyy, a new chapter!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 11

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            After a suspiciously easy deal with a merchant who looked nothing like Alex, the heroes got themselves some antiteflon gear. They then proceeded to stock up on supplies and prepare for the grueling journey ahead.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “AHHH! 900 gold for a freaking helmet? Whaaa?! I can find better stuff than this in a freaking cave in the middle of freaking nowhere!!!!” Isaac yelled.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Uhh, Isaac, you paid more than twice that for that “antiteflon gear” from that salesman who looked nothing like Alex…” Felix said. The conflict was easily resolved by a few well-placed waves of Garet’s shiny new axe and a couple not-so-veiled threats. After all the gear was, uh, obtained, the party went to the inn to rest.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Whoo, that was close. That one shopkeeper almost realized that Piers was stealing everything he owned while we were asking about the fire-resist of those Pigskin Boots.” Isaac said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Man, those Pigskin Boots were tiiiight” Garet said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Yeeeeeeaah boy!” Sheba said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “You two aren’t gangstas! Stop!” Felix said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Fo' shizzle." Sheba replied.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Everybody, shut up. We'e going to bed. Unfortunately, there’s only one bed for all eight of us. So I’m thinking that the rest of you are sleeping on the floor. Except for M--” Isaac said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “NO ONE IS GOING TO SLEEP IN THAT BED BESIDES YOU!” Jenna screamed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “I was going to say ‘my darling Jenna’, but I guess you don’t want to...I’ll go and sleep all alone…” said Isaac.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Jenna chained Mia to the floor a good hundred meters away from the bed and grumpily got into her sleeping bag.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fifteen seconds later, Isaac was shaking everybody awake.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Rise and shine! We’re gonna go off and get ourselves a smexy toaster!”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Uhhh, Isaac, you probably should have a look at this…” said Felix as he stared out the window.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Felix, since when do you get up earlier than noon?” Isaac asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “That was once. Shut up and look.” Felix said. Isaac looked, and was shut up.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ouitside, there was a horde of mystical golden sponges staring at the window, glimmering enticingly in the morning sunshine, soaking up the dew with their succulent pores…
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Isaac! Snap out of it!” Felix said as he kicked him in the shin.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Ow! That was uncalled for! Isaac said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Yeah, but I’ve been wanting to do that for ages.” Felix replied.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Isaac turned around to announce the new development to the adepts, but when he saw what was going on, he kept on turning. Jenna and Mia had somehow gotten a vat of pudding into the room, and were fighting each other in it. Sheba and Garet were comparing bling, and Ivan just sat there clapping. No one even wanted to know where Piers was.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Err...Lets, uh, go see what the sponges want.” Isaac said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Very sneakily, as not to arouse any suspicions, they jumped out of the window. Fortunately, they landed on a bare spot of ground and didn’t injure themselves too badly.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Ahhh, crap. I think I hurt my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!” Felix said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Felix, what the heck is that?” Isaac asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “It’s, uh, a disease from inhaling volcanic ash…” Felix replied sheepishly.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Right…Oh hey, the sponges are moving.” Isaac said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Run! They’re coming straight for us!” Felix yelled.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Do you have a sword?”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “No.”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Damn!”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Suddenly, the tub of pudding fell out of the window and onto the lead sponge. The other sponges crowded around and squelched at it in concern, allowing Isaac and Felix to gather a good dozen each before running back into the inn. The sponges did not take kindly to being kidnapped, and they squirted the adepts with several gallons of molasses before they were forced to absorb arsenic.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “Whew…well, we’ve wasted enough time. Let’s go find that punk who swindled me out of my inheritance so I can murder the little creep…Err, I mean…get the almighty George Foreman Toaster 9000!” Isaac said as he subdued the last sponge.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The adepts paid the innkeeper for the hotel room they trashed and set off for the Great Toasted mountain range to meet the mysterious Ivan #2…

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ~~

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alex giggled quietly in his workshop. He tried not to let his voice squeak, but it did anyway. He had the perfect form of revenge…and it was already in motion. He crawled out of his pillow fort, turned the lights on in his apartment, and got an apple juice from the refrigerator. The adepts had paid for his embarrassments…at 2000 gold apiece, pre-tax!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 19 February 2007 - 04:43 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nice. A good semi-crisis is always a good way to get the blood pumping.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And now, if I'm not mistaken, by Toasy's wording:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              View PostMr.T, on Feb 19 2007, 04:10 PM, said:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No one post until FD gets the next chapter down! Or I WILL call up MD!


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              He posted it! Let the Spamvertizing begin!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 19 February 2007 - 04:54 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Crap, all I have is AE.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                *ahem*

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                STOP SPAMMING THE TOPIC! I'd hate to have to kill you because the topic got locked...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 19 February 2007 - 07:35 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ^ Well I wouldn't hate to kill him, I might do it anyway. No let me reiterate what I said erlier:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Quit advertising and spamming in this topic PERIOD. Jokes and opinions are okay, but don't spam unless it has to do with the fanfic.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 12: error 504: TITLE NOT FOUND

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Hey! Wait! don't leave me here! I'm like, the only person who know's anything about toasters here!" Yelled Piers as he ran a whole 5 feet to catch up with the group.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Piers, you don't need to yell. We're standing a few feet apart......and where were you anyway?" Asked Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "I was in the little sailors room!....and then I went to the free breakfast they were serving!" Answered Piers.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "There was a free breakfast?!?!" Yelled Garet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Of course. We were staying at a bed and breakfast. Didn't you know? Didn't any of you know?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Piers, the IHOP across the street is not a bed and breakfast. You only got a free meal because today is international pancake day!" Replied Isaac. "Garet! Where are you going?!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It was too late, garet had already ran into IHOP. A few seconds later, he cam out with a belly bigger than a pregnant whale.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Holy crap! What the hell happened to you?!?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Pancakes, Isaac, Pancakes happened to me. The oh so delicious lumber jack inspired cake....there should be a religious cult following the guy who invented them!" Said Garet, sounding much more intelligent then he did before.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Garet, do you even know what a cult is? Do you even know what religious means?" Asked Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Nope."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Whew, that's a relief. For a second there I thought they'd spiked their hotcakes..."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "E = MC^2!!" Garet yelled.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Wha!? What'd you just say?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Nothing, nothing my good friend. You didn't here a thing." Garet replied.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Alright, there's seriously something going on here. And I'm gonna find out!.....after I have some pancakes!" Isaac said.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Awight! Flapjacks!" Said Ivan as he clapped his hands in enjoyment.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "We'll probably have to get this shrimp a highchair." Whispered Felix to Piers as the group all followed Isaac into the resturaunt.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The manager of the place, which appeared to be from india, targeted the group and ran towards them flailing his arms everywhere.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "You!" He pointed an angry finger at Garet. "You ate all my pancakes! The sign said two free pancakes! Not 500!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Whoa, I knew Garet could put a lot away, but 500 pancakes!?" Said an astounded Sheba.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Yes, 500! And he didn't even pay! I've already had to turn away 7 customers because I don't have any pancakes left!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ".......are you a terrorist mister?" Asked Ivan, who obviously hadn't been paying attention.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Excuse me?!?" Said the already furious manager.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Don't mind him, he's got matureity issues. He's like 14, but he acts like he's five.....So what do we owe you?" Said Felix.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Hey! I'm the leader, so I ask the questions!" Yelled Isaac. "......So you're out of pancakes?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ignoring Isaac's comment, the manager replied to Felix "Let me put it this way. Not even the entire fortune of the buttered toast clan will cover it!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "The...the buttered toast clan?! But they're like the Bill Gates of Weyard!" Said an exasperated Piers.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "How the heck do you know all of this stuff?" Asked Jenna.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Wikipedia. It's the source of all the real facts! You see, the textbooks they have in schools are just full of lies. For example, the science textbooks. They ALL say that it's impossible to make toast levitate, but we all know that isn't true!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Riiiiiight. Yeah, wikipedia's the most reliable ever....." Said Sheba sarcastically.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "That's enough chitter chatter! I wan't my money!" Yelled the manager.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Everybody run!!" Felix yelled.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "What did I just get through saying?!" Isaac yelled.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Just run you self rightous numbskull!" Said Felix hastily towards Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The group hightailed it outa' the resturaunt faster than a jackrabbit on a hot summer day.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Whew. That was close! Someone needs to put a leash on Garet so that doesn't happen again!" Isaac said.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The group stared at Isaac. "Alright alright! I'll put the leash on him! Jeez!.....These people are so rude!" Isaac said as he pulled out Garet's choker collar. "Come 'ere boy! Come on! It's okay! I'm just gonna put this nice fancy leash on you!" Garet got on all fours and catiously crawled towards Isaac. "Gotcha!" Isaac lasso'd the collar around Garet's neck in the blink of an eye.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "He's so dreamy!" Said a love struck Mia.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "You stay away from him, or so help me...." Jenna waved an angry clenched fist at Mia.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Alright everybody, we've wasted enough time already! Off to the Great Toasted Mountains!" Proclaimed Felix.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Quit saying my lines!!!" Screamed Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Will you quit getting so upset? I'm just trying to help!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Well if you want to help so badly, why don't you try and help me by not saying my lines!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Fine! I will!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Good. I'm glad you agree. Now off to the Great Toasted Mountains!.....Hey, where'd everybody go?!" He noticed the group was already way ahead of him on the trail. "How come they always do that?! Ahrg!!" Isaac ran to catch up with the group.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ~~~

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Hee hee hee hee!!" Alex giggled. "They have no idea what's on it's way towards them!" Alex poped some popcorn as he sipped his juice box. He was so overwhelmed with excitement and anticipation, his overactive bladder got the best of him. "Darn it! Not again!" He ran to the bathroom as fast as he could.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  And so ends the first chapter I could not name. So how was it?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted 19 February 2007 - 08:21 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Great! How the heck do you manage to post a chapter in, like, 3 hours? So, uh, new chapter by, like, Friday. Don't hurt me!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 19 February 2007 - 08:28 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That only took me 3 hours because I had writers block. Usually it's more like 15 minutes, and that's because my brain's hard wired for randomness. :P

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 19 February 2007 - 08:31 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ok, I have to review, and stick to on-topic spam... Ggghhkt! >.0 Ok, not only is that a contradiction in terms, I think that every time I say it, an angel dies. Maybe I'll just review without saying "On-topic spam" anymore. *dead angel splatters against window* Dangit!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Good chapter though. I always suspected that something was going down at IHOP. Why do they have to have those Sistine Chapel ceilings anyway?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I've got it! They're worshipping the pancakes! Oh, man! This goes straight to the top! All the way to Mrs. Butterworth! Spread the word before they find me! *door gets busted in* AAAHHHHH!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 19 February 2007 - 08:41 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Surprisingly, that was on topic spam. Good work PS, good work.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, went through and corrected some spelling and grammar errors. I also got rid of a few exclamation marks. It was like somebody dumped a giant bucket of 'em on the page.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            They aren't bad, good work, chaps. I especially liked the ending of FDs chapter, with Alex getting some apple juice out of the fridge. That was unexpected.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, and the part where they're about to sleep in the inn. XD

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 20 February 2007 - 05:22 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, both those chapters were pretty funny. Especially the vat of pudding. Pudding fights are always fun.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I think we should tie the whole quest for the toaster and Alex's revenge plot thingy into a pancake conspiracy led by the IHOP franchise.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh yeah! I so called that! Now I'm off to expose more diabolical conspiracies! To Tim Horton's!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Bad news! Unless I can type up a new chapter tomorrow, you'll be waiting till Sunday for it. I'm not gonna be home Friday night and all of Saturday and most of Sunday. But, I might try to get it up tomorrow. Possibly.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted 21 February 2007 - 08:14 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Don't rush. We all remember what happened last time.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 21 February 2007 - 11:26 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, nothing. But don't rush it, although it'd be nice if you got it finished then.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted 23 February 2007 - 06:32 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Welll, I didn't. So you'll have it on Wenesday. Also, Mr. T, your sig leads to the third page. Perhaps it should be a little more recent?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 23 February 2007 - 10:36 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Seriously, can I do a chapter?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 23 February 2007 - 06:35 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Sure. You can do subchapter 12.5. Seriously, go ahead.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                *fixes link in sig*

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 23 February 2007 - 06:38 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ohohoho, no way. If you say yes, I get to do a x.5 chapter anytime I feel like it. That's my contract, take it or leave it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted 23 February 2007 - 07:03 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, you're the one who wanted to make a sub chapter. Take it or leave it. Though I guess you can make another subchapter every now and then, as long as you ask first. Though I can't garuntee that the chapters you post will be intertwined with the others.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 23 February 2007 - 08:36 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Too true. Well, I'll think about it if I get the time.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted 23 February 2007 - 08:44 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is certainly a strange fan-fic. o.o Pretty funny, though. XD It would be perfect as long as those grammar mistakes are fixed. =|

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think I've fixed most of mine. BTW, I edited the first page with links to each chapter.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted 24 February 2007 - 07:35 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Maybe this fanfic would be even better if anyone who wanted to could post a chapter, not only you two guys. Only, everyone would have to agree on who would write the next chapter.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 25 February 2007 - 01:06 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              that would lead to alot of well interesting things...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 25 February 2007 - 12:29 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                SoT, wanna write the chapter I'm supposed to writing right now? It's got far more glory than the lowly ".5" chapters you've been trying to do. Whaddya say?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 25 February 2007 - 06:48 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  View PostAquamarine, on Feb 24 2007, 05:35 AM, said:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Maybe this fanfic would be even better if anyone who wanted to could post a chapter, not only you two guys. Only, everyone would have to agree on who would write the next chapter.


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That would most likely lead to this topic being spammed into the ground. Not only that, but a lot of it probably wouldn't be funny since the whole thing would end up being to random. Besides, what would happen if two people accidentally posted a chapter at the same time? It's probably best to leave it the way it is, but with exceptions here and there.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Anyway, go ahead and make chapter 13 SoT. Since FD is supposed to do it, and he said you could, it's alright.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted 25 February 2007 - 08:14 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    There's too much pressure now. *crumbles* Go ahead, FD, you guys are doing fine.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 25 February 2007 - 08:50 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Too much pressure? That's pathetic. I've already written 6 chapters, and you don't see me complaining about pressure.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Just write the chapter!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted 25 February 2007 - 08:58 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I tried and about two sentences in I realized that I am no way shape or form a comedy writer!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 25 February 2007 - 09:01 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You sad, sad little man. I expected better from you.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted 25 February 2007 - 09:20 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm a sad, sad, lily-livered coward. I might have a snow day tomorrow. so you might have a chapter tomorrow. Pray for snow!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            On the excuse side, I, uh, was, uh, waiting for SoT to get back to me on whether or not he was going to write the thing. So, uh, don't lynch me.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 25 February 2007 - 09:26 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well we won't be getting a snow day fro a long time again here. We got snow yesterday, but it hasn't really been cold enough for a snow day.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 25 February 2007 - 09:29 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We've been getting snow, ice, freezing rain, and sleet for the past 8 hours. I'm thinking delay at least.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 25 February 2007 - 09:45 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  8 hours? Well whether the snow plows get up early or not, as long as it's below freezing, I'd say it'll be a snow day. Usually for us, it's not so much the snow as it is the coldness that gives us snow days.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted 26 February 2007 - 08:34 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Annnnnnnnd no snow day. I also have a crazily busy week at school, so unless you guys want to wait another week, I suggest that someone else do this one.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 27 February 2007 - 10:52 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I think FD should be banned after every chapter and un-banned only when he's ready to post a new one. Because he keeps coming here without a chapter.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted 27 February 2007 - 10:53 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And pointlessly taking attention away from my fanfic. It was pinned for a reason! Why won't anybody read it!?!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 27 February 2007 - 07:08 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Your chapters are too long. And serious. And good. Stop it!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I suppose this is the one night that I might be able to finish the chapter. I'll try...No garauntees.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Never mind. I've been kicked off...I got it halfish done, though.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted 27 February 2007 - 08:09 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You should shrug off your homework like I do, and spend a little quality time with mister fanfic. Who knows, if we keep this up, we may even kick SoT's fanfic out of it's lofty throne. :wacko:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 28 February 2007 - 11:23 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You may get popularity but there's no way you'll get respect for a fanfic of this nature.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 28 February 2007 - 06:24 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                But does it really matter how much respect it gets, or is it it's popularity?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Your's is still worthy of it's title though. I'll give you that.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 28 February 2007 - 06:48 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You've got me there. If you were looking for popularity, then you've certainly got it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted 28 February 2007 - 07:12 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Any fanfics that are winners in the awards should stay pinned.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Now where's FD with the chapter.....

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, I finished it. I'm not really sure about it, but whatever.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 13

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The party kept ditching Isaac at his bathroom breaks, and he had to sprint to catch up with them.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “*pant* Ahhh…*pant pant* wait…*pant* catch…my *pant* …breath!” said Isaac after one of these dashes.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “You fell behind…” said Johnny Depp, out of nowhere.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Gah! Get back to the netherworld! Your sequel sucked! It didn’t make any sense! Ah kill you!” said a suddenly furious Sheba.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Woah, I guess Sheba takes her pirate movies pretty seriously…” Felix said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Arrrrrrrrr!” said Piers.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “No! I’m supposed to offer insights on the other party members personalities! Not you!” screamed Isaac.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “What are you talking about? Sheba only really counted in my game! In my party!” Felix said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “You had one line in that entire freaking game! You were only there because of your mad hax0r skllz!” shouted a ridiculously red Isaac.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Ten bucks says he gets an aneurism in the next five minutes…” Jenna whispered to Mia.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Twenty bucks says in the next two,” Mia said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Two minutes and three seconds later, Isaac stopped screaming at the top of his lungs and collapsed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “You owe me.” Jenna said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “I should probably do something about him…” Mia said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Before Jenna could object, Mia walked over to where Isaac collapsed and pretended to make a complex healing motion, while in fact she was rooting through his pockets for loose change.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Arrr, just leave him…he fell behind.” Piers said, all decked out in new pirate threads.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Woah boy! Leave it in da club!” Garet said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “…Shut up.” Felix said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Johnny Depp safely banished back to the realm of Disney, the group carried/dragged a conked out Isaac on towards the Great Toasted Mountains. Dusk was falling, and the road was getting treacherous. Garet accidentally fell into every mud hole possible, and the group even had to wait while he dug one. While they were walking, Felix felt his emo senses tingling.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Ahhh…Yes…I can feel it….the pain…it shall soon begin! I await it!” Felix exclaimed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Are we totally sure he’s a good guy?” Sheba whispered to Garet.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Before Garet had time to answer, if he was going to, the adepts fell back in fear. They saw Alex charging down the road towards them, his hands engulfed in a golden light. They collectively drew one final breath…and promptly fell over laughing. Just as Alex was about to unleash his unholy fury on the adepts, he tripped over the IHOP manager who was crouching in a dip in the road with a knife.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “MMGHG! Mhhngfghjdfhghghnmfghg!” the Indian man said with his mouth full of mud.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “What?” Alex asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “I said, ‘I was about to ambush those piggy adepts and disembowel the fiery one who ate all my pancakes before you came barreling along, with out a care in the world, and-” the manager before Alex unleashed his unholy fury on him.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The adepts, who were laughing hysterically at the miserable golden chipmunk sitting where the IHOP manager was a moment ago, finally starved their brains of oxygen and collapsed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Hah! I knew it would work!” Alex said as he stuffed the bodies into burlap sacks.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      **
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The adepts awoke feeling refreshed, and only then realized that they were trapped in burlap sacks.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Ach, this stuff itches,” Jenna said.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      TO BE CONTINUED

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted 28 February 2007 - 08:04 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ooh... dramatic-like. Bonus points for proper use of pirate vernacular, I have taught you well.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hmm. That one seemed a little boring to me. The golden chipmunk was a good touch though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 14:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Ahhhhhh....." Isaac let out a huge yawn. "What happened?....and why am I in a sack of potatoes?!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Isaac, you are a sack of potatoes." Said Jenna.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Well aren't you optimistic!" Isaac said sarcastically.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "I a, optimistic. I'm optimistic because Mia isn't in there with you!" She scolded.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Well what if she is? Hmm? What then?" Isaac taunted.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Sorry to burst your bubble isaac, but Mia's in the sack next to me. I'd know her snoring anywhere."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "....Mia snores?! That's so HAWT!" Said Felix out of nowhere.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Felix! You're such a pig!" Yelled Mia from across the room.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "See? I told you she wasn't in your sack!" Jenna bragged to Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Garet continued to snore, and there appeared to be something rustling in the corner.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Hey, where's Ivan and Sheba?" Asked Jenna.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Aye! They be in the corner playing go fish!" Answered Piers.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "....are you eating more toast?" Asked Felix.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "I want some toast!" Yelled Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Keep it down! We don't even know what else is in here!.....or where we even are for that matter." Said Mia.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "You're so hot when you take command." Said Felix.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "If I wasn't restrained inside this bag, so help me...." Mia said angrily.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "You know, you're pretty attractive when you're angry too." Felix said with a sexy growl.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "You don't know just how lucky you are to be in a seperate sack!" Mia yelled.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Lucky? It's rather dissapointing, really."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "That's it, when we're out of here, you are SO going to get it!" Said a furious Mia.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Ahhhhhh.......That was a nice nap!" Said a sleepy eyed Garet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Garet wakeing up on his own? What's the world comming to?!" Said a perplexed Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Hey, why are you all in sacks?" Garet asked

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "What? You mean you aren't?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Well, actually, my limbs are sticking out. And the sack's riding my crotch."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alex burst through the door just then. "Hey! What are you doing out of your sack?" He yelled at Garet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Well you put me in it! And why'd it have to be so small? It's giving me a wedgie!" Garet retorted.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Does it look like I care? I'm here to kill Isaac with this fancy sponge!" Alex yelled back.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Do you have a two?" Sheba asked Ivan "Go fish!" he replied.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "What are you two doing?! You're supposed to be miserable!" Alex said furiously.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Well I know I'm miserable. You didn't put me in the same sack as Mia!" Felix said.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Yeah, because then I could hit you!" Said a still angry Mia.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Everybody just shut up! I'm a man on a mission, and that mission's gonna be done!......where'd Isaac go? He was in a sack! How could he have escaped?!" Siad Alex frantically as he searched the room.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Sorry, I had to take a whiz." Isaac walked back into the room, crawled back into the sack, ad tied up the rope.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "How...how did you do that? You're not supposed to be able to do that!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yelled Alex.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "First off, this is a comedy. I can do what I want. Secondly, it's called psyenergy, duh." Retorted Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "This is pointless! I'm leaving!" Alex stormed out of the room.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Hey, can somebody get me out'a here?" Asked Isaac.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And so ends a whole lott'a talking annd not a lotta' action. With Alex mostly getting frustrated......again...... Hope that's not too much of a problem.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          They still have to climb the mountain though, or mabey Alex dumped them in the Ivan#'s shed? Which would be right next to his house? That's up to FD.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Those two chapters were okay, but nothing special. Ah well, just keep it up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            By the way, I found FD's a little bit more amusing.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Really? I just churned it out to keep the rabid content dogs at bay.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              New chapter up, not on Friday, but SATURDAY!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Great writing guys. Keep it uuuup.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah I lied. But Sunday morning is an acceptale substitute for Saturday, right?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 15

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  After making sure that Alex was safely crying in a corner, the adepts found their way out of his diabolical lair, aka laboratory, aka cushion fort.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Jeez, Alex has a nice apartment!” Isaac said, whistling.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Yeah, yeah. Let’s get out of this place…” Jenna said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  They turned to see Garet reffing a boxing match between Felix and Mia, and, to his embarrassment, Felix was losing.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “How come every time I turn around, people start brawling?” Isaac asked Jenna.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When Isaac turned to face her, she was wrestling Sheba for her queen in Go Fish.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “GIVE IT TO ME!” shouted Jenna.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “NO! She’s mine! I even named her! Her name is Guivinnelle! If you take her, you’ll name her something stupid, like Mabel! MAYBE YOU WON’T EVEN NAME HER! YOU WON”T EVEN CARE FOR HER!!!!” Sheba screamed while going into hysterics.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Isaac sighed, gave up, curled up into a little ball, and started to cry himself to sleep.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Several hours later, when all were recovered, the adepts stepped out of Alex’s apartment complex and onto the well manicured grass. As soon as that happened, alarms went off in security complexes so deep underground that it was a several day journey to reach even the nearest oil rig. Buttons were pressed, decisions made, clearances granted, keys turned, and finally, the security force was set forth. Waaay back above ground, the adepts tried to ignore the old gardener who had come out of his shed and was shouting at them to get off the grass.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Dude, why are we still here?” Garet asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Don’t you mean ‘Dawg, why the shizzle we not bounced yet?’” Felix asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Sorry. Dawg why the shizzle we not bounced yet?” said Garet.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Crap…” said Felix.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Enough! Let’s get moving!” Isaac said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The other adepts stared at each other in confusion until Felix shouted, “F-Unit! Move out!” Isaac cast him a hateful glance and realized that the others at the entrance to the complex already. He cursed under his breath, and got a whack with a rake from the gardener who was still shouting at them. At the entrance, the other 7 adepts stared in wonderment at the multi-million dollar housing development.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “That rich bum…” Sheba breathed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  They took a step forward, and immediately slipped down the buttered slope. They reached a top speed of 200 mph before hitting a bump and falling through Ivan #2’s porch roof.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “That has got to be least efficient way to visit…” Ivan #2 said. “If you had let me know that you would be at the Shady Meadows Apartment Complex, I would sent my limousine to pick you up!”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Suddenly, Isaac was chased over the edge of the slope and careened into Ivan #2.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Err, yes…Why don’t you come inside my house to err…discuss…err…politics…” Ivan #2 said lamely.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The adepts followed him like sheep, baahing all the way, until he brought them into a circular stone chamber.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Well, I’m afraid you guys won’t be going anywhere!” Ivan #2 said as the ceiling dropped out and a vaguely froglike creature fell out.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Jesus Christ! A fiery frogzard thing!” Piers exclaimed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “WTF? Who brings us to their house just to unleash fiery toads on us!?!?” Jenna asked.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Well, let’s see…In my game, Dodonpa the thief did it…What was his thingymajigger’s name again? Something ridiculous. I could barely stop laughing long enough the annihilate it with mah mad ninja skillz! And then that other thief dude…Briggs or whatever…He had to get his grandma to try and kill us. That was just pathetic. And now this Ivan #2 guy is a pretty thieflike character…He stole all of my money…So I guess our lesson is not to trust thieves, because they’ve got enormous frogs just itching to kill you. Though why you’d be trusting thieves in the first place, I have no idea…” Isaac mused.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Battle formation!” Felix shouted.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “No! My job! Let’s see…Jenna, Mia, Felix and I will take down this crime against nature. The rest of you just chill.” Isaac said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  LOVE TRIANGLE!!!!” shouted Isaac
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  As Mia, Jenna, and he rose up into the fiery background, Three rays of fire shot out and connected all three of them. Jenna and Mia had an unnecessary argument that Isaac tried break up unsuccessfully, which resulted in Jenna slapping Mia, and then they disappeared from the screen. Several seconds later, after an excessive fire blast, they reappeared on the screen, looking satisfied. The toad thing recoiled in shock and embarrassment from seeing such an exchange, and proceeded to make a loud snapping sound to show its discomfort.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Alright, now to take this bad boy down!!” Isaac said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “Isaac, you’re such a loser…” Felix said.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yay! Frogzards! They're my favorite animal/monster/adept-slaying abomination/poor imitation of a monster from Adventure Quest!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      View PostFlamingDuck, on Mar 4 2007, 04:32 PM, said:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah I lied. But Sunday morning is an acceptale substitute for Saturday, right?


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's Sunday evening where I am. Tsk, tsk.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Isn't the frog thing called Toadpapa or something...?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's called Toadonpa, after Lunpa's grandson, Dodonpa.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          See? A horribly lame name.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Very much so. XD

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That last chapter was kinda confusing though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 16:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A huge firey triangular beam shot out from the three adepts, and completey missed the toad.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "You wouldn't be able to hit the broad side of a barn if your life depended on it!" Felix yelled at Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "It's not my fault, those two keep slapping eachother!" Isaac yelled back as he pointed to Jenna and Mia, who were once again slapping eachother.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "That's it, I'm gonna have to take care of this myself!" Felix ran at the beast with his sword aglow, and plunged it into the toad's forhead. The toad let out a huge roar as it dropped it's head.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Hey! You killed it! Felix killed the frog thingy!" Yelled Sheba.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Nope, it's not dead yet. Nobody's dead till they crap their pan--" The beast shot out a huge brown log that rammed into Ivan #2, and pinned him to the wall. "Nevermind." Said Ivan.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "AAGH! That is so disgusting! You idiotic fowl beast! You're worthless!" Yelled a frantic Ivan #2.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Well that was unexpected." Jenna said as she folded her arms.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ".....well I'm gonna go get that toaster." Piers walked off to the kitchen.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "And I'll get the bread!" Garet said as he ran after Piers.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Well it looks like your a sexy rich bachelor again." Mia said as she wlaked up to Isaac.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Get your filthy hands off him!" Jenna ran at Mia with one of the frog's legs, and hit Mia so hard, she flew into the wall, and slid to the ground with a loud thud. "That's what you get for flirting with someone else's boyfriend!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Jenna, I think now would be a good time to tell you I'm gay." Isaac said bluntly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "...what did you say?!" Jenna replied in shock.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Nothing you really needed to hear."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "....I'm gonna pretend we didn't have this conversation." Jenna said as she walked off to the kitchen.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Hey Piers! Come here!" Garet yelled across the kitchen.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "What is it? I'm busy looking for a freaking gold toaster here!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "I'm sure you'll fins this much more...umm...what's that word again?" Garet asked.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Boring? Pointless?......interesting?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "The last one! Just get over here!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Piers ran over to where garet was, to find a secret hallway which could've went on for a good few thousand feet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Whadya think is down there?" Piers asked

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "I dunno, but I'm sure it's food related!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "How do you know that?" Said a perplexed Piers

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "He doesn't. Food is all he ever thinks about." Jenna said as she walked over to where the two were standing. "So what's the big deal?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Well Garet found this wierd, mysteriously long hallway."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Yeah! And it smells like flapjacks!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Reeeeaaaallllly? Well I don't know about you two, but I'm gonna go find out what's down there." Jenna ran past Garet and Piers, and dashed down the hallway.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Hey! Wait! I want flapjacks too!" Garet ran after her.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Eh, might as well." Piers dashed to catch up to the three.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Meanwhile, Sheba and Ivan were playing go-fish in the room where they fought the frog.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Do you have a queen?" Ivan asked. "NO! SHE'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!" Sheba ran off to the kitchen with Ivan hot on her heels.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Hey, what's with the mysteriously long corridor?" Sheba said as she stared curiously at the hallway.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Yeah, and why does it smell like flapjacks?" Said a perplexed Ivan.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Let's go check it out! Mabey there's a go-fish party down there!" Ivan said giddily as he ran down the hallway.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Don't get yer hopes up bud." Sheba said as she ran after Ivan.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            While everyon else was busy, Isaac had found a jacuzzy and invited Mia in with him.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Wiat right here. I'm gonna go see if that Ivan clone guy's got any wine around here." Isaac said as he ran off to go get the wine.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Isaac! Wiat! We're to young to drink fancy beverages!.....Argh! He's so simple minded!" Mia got out of the hot tub and ran after Isaac. She found him in the kitchen.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Maybe the wine cellars down this way!" Isaac pointed to the mysteriously long hallway and ran off in that direction.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "ISAAC! Stop! Wait for me!" Mia ran aftert him in hopes of keeping him out of the liquor.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Back in the room with the toad, Ivan #2 was still stuck to the wall with a giant terd.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Here I am again, stuck to a wall with a smelly brown substance. *sigh* They've probably all forgotten about me too. Tsk tsk tsk. I guess it's time to leave then." Ivan #2 jumped off the wall, dusted himself off, put on his monocle, and strutted out the front door.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So there we go, on again with another mysterious journey down a mysterious corridor. And such a cliffhanger! Enjoy. ;D

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted 05 March 2007 - 10:34 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, you really need to kill the running toaster joke. It wasn't funny before, and it's not funny now. The only redeemable thing from "Chapter 16" was probably the "Isaac is ***?" conversation.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 05 March 2007 - 12:08 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                View PostMr.T, on Mar 5 2007, 05:57 AM, said:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Isaac yelled back at Isaac as he pointed to Jenna and Mia,


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Is that Isaac #2 appearing!?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Anyhow, this wasn't all that great. Sorry.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted 05 March 2007 - 02:59 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  How can Southpark crap jokes be bad? Oh yeah...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted 05 March 2007 - 05:39 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We've all seen that episode of South Park. But thanks for telling us where you stole your comedy from! =D

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted 05 March 2007 - 06:09 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What are you talking about?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted 05 March 2007 - 06:33 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        There's a South Park episode where Cartman goes on and on about how the last thing you do before you die is crap your pants.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted 05 March 2007 - 07:45 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know, I saw that episode too. I meant the part where you accused me of stealing material from Southpark.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I saw it in the episode where chef is hypnotized into a child molester. Might be the same one. And I think he was accusing me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            But might I remind you that the whole reson for the quest to the ill gotten mansion was for a golden toaster. And now, there seems to be a new quest of sorts.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Quests of any sort are bound to move the plot along. And the gloden toaster is... well comedic gold! Don't get rid of it until its time has come.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted 05 March 2007 - 08:17 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The toaster seems to be a bit overused for some reason. Besides, it was probably just a ruse to draw the adepts inso they could be vanquished by giant frog. But that's nothing I would know. It's something the fanfic itself would know. It has a mind of it's own.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Besides, it was probably just a ruse to draw the adepts inso they could be vanquished by giant frog.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Even without the typos, that's the stupidest, most random thing I've ever read. =D


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