[Alex the Adept]

I am now preparing to write a funny story. It will take a lot of posts, so if you have a question or comment, type in between posts. What should I do it on -_-

[Platinum Sun]

Maybe you could do like they did in Epic Movie and just parody everything that's ever been done by anyone ever.

[Lemontime]

No. That movie looks crap. Do it like not that movie.

[Caael]

You could just spoof everything. I dont know how, but do it. It sounds cool

[Platinum Sun]

Lemontime, on Jan 30 2007, 05:23 AM, said:

No. That movie looks crap. Do it like not that movie.

Blasphemy! Don't listen to him Alex! You must spoof! Spoof with all your might!

[TheEnglishman]

Surely you should decide what you want to do a fan-fic on before you post a topic like this.
I'd take some sort of serious thing and turn it into a comedy.

[Sea of Time]

Now I have three fanfictions to be in competition with? That's not cool, Alex, you'd better bring the parody strong. Else you won't survive in my house! *thumps chest*

[Toasty]

Well I've survived so far. Isn't that hard really. -_-

I don't really have any suggestions but not to make it a goldensun comedy like mine and FD's. I think one of those is enough for now. Just a spoof of some really famous movie that was a great hit.

[Sea of Time]

I'll be surprised to see quality from this fanfic, but who knows, I've been surprised before. Like that time we got 10 new members in one week. Does anyone remember that?

[Toasty]

It's hard to remember. It was such a long time ago. -_-

[FlamingDuck]

Yeah, a grand total of two weeks.

I won't call you a plagarist because I use that word too much, but wasn't a topic like this already made? Like a week ago? So, unless you plan on being overly beastly, give up now. And I'm totally NOT just saying that because I wan't Mr. T and mine to be the only parady, thus making the level of quiality totally arbitrary.

[Toasty]

That reminds me. FD, when are you going to post chapter 3?

[FlamingDuck]

*points to topic*

I'm guessing Friday night/Saturday morning. Today just doesn't seem possible.

[Alex the Adept]

Ok, now to start my story.

One day, a species called Chao were created. There were 3 important rules you needed to follow: 1. Keep him out of the light. Sunlight will kill him. 2. Never get him wet. 3. Never, ever, EVER feed him after midnight!
A long time later, a boy named Lan got a Chao. Lan had a device called a PET. His Chao was named Lloyd.He was told all the rules and he listened VERY carefully to them. Little did he know that these rules would, somehow, be broken....

[Toasty]

Hmmm......Sounds like a mix between Gremlins and Megaman.

[Platinum Sun]

It reminds me of that episode of the PowerPuff Girls when Professor Utonium invented those little furry creatures that you can only feed once. Blossom didn't listen very carefully... *notices stares from everyone* uh... I'm going to stop talking now. :P

[Sea of Time]

The bar's been set really high after the prologue. Good luck with the first chapter.

[Split Infinity]

Platinum Sun, on Feb 21 2007, 02:41 PM, said:

It reminds me of that episode of the PowerPuff Girls when Professor Utonium invented those little furry creatures that you can only feed once. Blossom didn't listen very carefully... *notices stares from everyone* uh... I'm going to stop talking now. :huh:

LOL, that brings back memories. I used to watch that show all the time. CN ftw.

[Toasty]

I never really liked that show. I saw the tail end of the fuzy creature one though.

And Alex, I agree with SoT. You've set the bar really high, which means your first chapter has to be really good.

[Alex the Adept]

Well, so far, it's Sonic, Gremlins, and Megaman. Real close Mr. T.
And anyway, it doesn't really have chapters, I'm just telling it.
Anyway.

Lan took his Chao to school in his bookbag the next day. Megaman said it was really absurd to take it. When he got to school, he asked his teacher to dim the lights. He showed his class the Chao, and nearly everyone wanted to pet him. Dex said he would get one for himself. Lan felt like a hero.
Later, Lloyd came out and searched the school, avoiding windows. He smelled food and walked hungrily into the cafeteria. Before he knew it, someone spilled his milk onto Lloyd. His back started to quiver. Several Chao eggs launched from his back, and they hatched instantly. The kids went nuts. Lloyd ran out of there, while the others ran into the refrigerator. They slept.

[TheEnglishman]

Chao? I wonder if Lloyd will have a good white chao or an evil black chao? It all makes perfect sense if you've played the Sonic Adventure games.

[Aquamarine]

... You said this was supposed to be a funny story, right?

Alex, how old are you? I'm really starting to wonder, because all your posts are a bit noobish, but the ones in this topic have almost no gramatical mistakes. Suspicious...

~Level 19 Yoshi

[Alex the Adept]

Ok, here's Part 3:

Lloyd's copies hid in the fridge until midnight. Then they ate and formed cocoons.

Later next day, the fridge was a void place. Everyone had to eat Fripper Sammidges (ugh!), so no one ate that day. Suddenly, right smack in the middle of Lan's lunch period, several Brittany Spearses burst out of the oven! Everyone screamed in horror! the lunch ladies took a butcher knife. "I'll show you what it's like to be butchered!" one of them said. She slashed. "SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" it screeched, butchered. Everyone put on ninja masks. :(

[FlamingDuck]

Geez, I wish my chapter were this easy to write.

[Sea of Time]

I can't even see the bar, it's been set so high.

[RFO]

Uh...I have nothing to say, except...this is not funny.

[Sea of Time]

Go read any other fanfic. The bar has been set much too high for this one.

[Alex the Adept]

Here's part 4:

After school that day, for SOME REASON, the B. S.'s hid in the fridge AGAIN after midnight and ate. Again, cocoons.
Lan had just come in when he saw several Peter Griffins running around tables backwards, farting as they went. Several kids had thrown up. 4 had died. The lunch ladies were trying VERY HARD to restore order. Several sloppy joes had been splatted on the wall. Asparagus spears were sticking out of the left doors. Fripper sandwiches had been heaved in their faces. (Fripper was cold ham.) "Gas! The gas!" yelled a lunch lady.
Predict what will happen next.

[Neo]

I predict another short, 5-sentence, boring overall not-funny part about a gremlin who farts and the gas explodes.

Gotta love these stories. At such points you know you aren't the worst writer on the planet.

[PDM]

And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home!

[Alex the Adept]

Now the next part
The P. G.s hid again. The next morning, lizard men invaded the school. "Yayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayyaayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayy
ayay," they sang, spearing kids they passed. Then they walked into the playground. The kids had to wee wee all the way home (sorry Pdm). :P

[Neo]

Seriously dude. Dont take this as offensive, but your "story" honestely sucks ass big time.

- WAY too short. All the stories at the moment in all wouldn't even be one chapter.
- Grammar; talk normal english, dont go ****ing around with strange non-english childish talk.
- storyline; WTF?!
- who the **** are P.G.'s?
- like another 30 lines of things that suck.

[Aquamarine]

Neo, you have to look at it from an artistic point of view. The sheer randomnes of it all gives it a very spicy, yet slightly sweet flavour...

Actually, I agree with you.

[TheEnglishman]

It is a little on the... WTF side of stories. Spoofs may make fun of something but it helps if they know what they're making fun of.

[Sea of Time]

To be honest, this not only doesn't belong in the fanfiction forum, it doesn't belong in the same breath as PS's fanfic, my fanfic, or even Mr. T/FD's fanfic. Please, please Mods, common room this topic.

[Platinum Sun]

Wow, top billing; nice. But seriously, I agree. This really dosn't count as fanfiction because it's too random to be classified. Sounds like common room material to me.

[Toasty]

Sea_of_Time, on Mar 11 2007, 06:42 PM, said:

To be honest, this not only doesn't belong in the fanfiction forum, it doesn't belong in the same breath as PS's fanfic, my fanfic, or even Mr. T/FD's fanfic. Please, please Mods, common room this topic.

or even? I find that highly insulting!

I agree with the rest though.

[Sea of Time]

I say "over even" because you don't really have a developed plot in your fanfic as of yet. Once we know where the story is headed and they stop circling around in search of pancakes, I might change my answer.

[Aquamarine]

SoT, I don't think there will be a real plot. We are doomed to read about the GS crew searching for pancakes for the rest of their lives. No offense meant, Toasty.

[FlamingDuck]

Speaking of which, if anyone wants to write chapter 18.5, because I'm lazy because the fanfic needs a breath of fresh air, PM me/just do it.

[Toasty]

It's a random, comedy fanfic not designed for a plotline. Actually, the plot, if there is any, is likely to revolve around an IHOP conspiracy. As already shown in the fanfic. Basically, the thing's about breakfast foods.

[Platinum Sun]

Yeah, it's fine in your fanfic, but when I want to talk about breakfast food you're all "Arrgh ur m@keing mi teh s0oo hungr3h!"

[FlamingDuck]

Ah, the burden of hungry readership. You shall put disclaimers in the begining of each chapter advising a full meal before reading.

[Alex the Adept]

*Sniff*
You're only saying that cuz you hate me. Just close this. :D :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
EDIT: Close this so I can start over!

Consider it done. *slashes at the reply button* How's that for an angel of death? - MD

This post has been edited by Mars Djinni: 16 March 2007 - 05:21 PM