[Golden Legacy]

The first time you pick up the newspaper or go online to your favorite news source, what would you want the first headline of the year to be, for 2008?

[gsninja]

Since Hilary Clinton isn't the President, Let's All Make Fun of Her!

I'm only dreaming, though. If I saw this on the Los Angeles Times, I'd be laughing the whole day.

[Laharl]

Geogre Bush assassinated by ninja ferrets

that would be awesome

failing that i'll settle with Bush's resignation/death

[Eugine]

Scientists find the cure for AIDS. (One can only hope ;_:P

[Moonear]

Astronauts Find Life on Uranus
That would be both an amazing discovery and funny.

World's First Oxygen Powered Car
Carbon Emissions would decrease rapidly.

[Someone Else]

The Cake is Not a Lie

Jack Thompson Falls Down Stairs

Bush Assassinated by Angry British Man Named Laharl, Millions Rejoice (long I know, but awesome)

[Ironsight]

NASA Launches Mars Lander
I really wish they would hurry the hell up.

[Someone Else]

NASA Deems Space Exploration Pointless
It's a waste of money. :P

[Ironsight]

WD ASSASSINATED BY NINJA FERRETS
Could those be the same Ferrets that assassinated Bush?

[Someone Else]

DS a Waste of Air, Experts Say

:P

[Eugine]

NASA launched many"Mars Landers" already. Spirit and Opportunity? Or you're talking about a human spaceflight to Mars?

Let's see, realistically:

Fidel Castro brings power back to the Cuban people
Cuba is a fantastic country, although very small. Giving power back to the people, and joining the Caribbean Single Market and Economy would be wonderful. ^___^

[Ironsight]

EVERYBODY STOPS BLAMING CANDA. FINGERS POINT IN ALL DIRECTIONS NOW.
I blame Texas!

[gsninja]

Gas Prices Have Been Lowered!

I'd spaz if that popped up. Saving money on gas, at least until a new source of fuel works consistently, would be amazing. I miss the days when gas prices were $1.20, even in Cali.

[Nosferatu]

JACK THOMPSON KILLED.

'Nuff said.

[Platinum Sun]

Hippo Eats Midget

I will explain no further.

[Split Infinity]

STONEHENGE TOPPLED BY EARTHQUAKE

http://www.whitegranite.com/Placement/boulder_pile_sm.jpg

[Eugine]

Eugine is long lost emperor of Earth ^___^

[Split Infinity]

PYRAMIDS TOPPLED BY EARTHQUAKE

http://www.seancoon.org/wp-content/postimages/democratic_org_1.jpg

[Eugine]

Anyway, this is the "Current Issues & Debates" forum. Serious topic here.

[Split Infinity]

BUSH GOVERNMENT TOPPLED BY LANDSLIDE VICTORY

http://www.mnpublius.com/_img_173_3313_1024_George-Bush.jpg

[Laharl]

Chav genocide law passed by Parliament

[Quacnar]

New world power code name: "Riddler" has come

[Golden Legacy]

Some amusing ones, but as Eugine said, lets have serious ones.

I would want to see the words, Madeleine McCann Found, safe and well, the first day of 2008 - that would truly be wonderful.

[Saturos S.]

Meh, if her father really did it. Then the hype would be pointless, as many before it.

16-year old boy wins the biggest lottery jackpot ever That boy being me.

[Moonear]

New Underwater Civilization Discovered at The Depths of Pacific Ocean
A little long, but still a cool discovery.

[TheEnglishman]

laharl the slayer, on Dec 19 2007, 02:57 AM, said:

Chav genocide law passed by Parliament

I'd support that.
Wario Ware Twisted! to finally come to Europe
or
Reality shows banned

[Folcon]

Apart from Happy 2008,

Price Cut, PS3 now selling for $200.

[Saturos S.]

PS3 now has built-in ice machine.

It's big enough to support one. :)

[gsninja]

Illegal Immigration Has Been Contained!

This would be the best headline. No, I'm not joking, I would love to get news like this.

[Ironsight]

gsninja, on Dec 20 2007, 02:12 PM, said:

Illegal Immigration Has Been Contained!

This would be the best headline. No, I'm not joking, I would love to get news like this.

This
maybe our economy would get on track.

SCIENTISTS DEVOLPE ARTIFICIAL INTELLINGENCE
That woud be pretty cool.

[TheEnglishman]

Mysterious illness fells entire Croatia team, England allowed into Euro 2008.

[Quacnar]

American economy back on track!

[Ironsight]

OH SHI-

Nah, just kidding

ALIENS DISCOVERED

[Moonear]

Homework Declared Unlawful by Supreme Court
hehe, sucks to be home schooled

DarkSword, on Dec 20 2007, 05:35 PM, said:

OH SHI-

Nah, just kidding

ALIENS DISCOVERED

I already said that one.

[Ironsight]

IHK LIES

[Split Infinity]

ihatekraden, on Dec 19 2007, 09:27 AM, said:

Astronauts Find Life on Uranus
That would be both an amazing discovery and funny.

Nope.

DarkSword, on Dec 21 2007, 09:13 AM, said:

SCIENTISTS DEVOLPE ARTIFICIAL INTELLINGENCE
That woud be pretty cool.

They already have.

[Eugine]

I think it will be xD.

The connection of the mind and body discovered

[Someone Else]

CTRL+ALT+DEL is Unfunny, Experts Say

[Saturos S.]

American comedy is officially not funny.
- with a few exceptions.

[Split Infinity]

Saturos Striker, on Dec 21 2007, 06:03 PM, said:

Australian comedy is officially not funny.
- with a few exceptions.

Fixed.

[Eugine]

The late night shows and sitcoms are the best I've seen SS. American comedy pwns =)

[Saturos S.]

O come on, the comedy with something Mars sucks.
The only good American comedy is comedy with Charlie Sheen. It's still predictable and not a clever plot, but still.

British comedy my friends, that pwns.

[Caael]

AUTISTIC CHILD FOUND DEAD WITH WII REMOTE IMPALED THROUGH HEAD

Private joke about this autistic guy in our school who's obsessed with Nintendo.

Several more:

"NASA HAS MADE CONTACT WITH OTHER LIFE




JUST KIDDING"

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT REINSTATED

AFTER 3 YEARS OF PLANNING, BRITISH TEENAGER TAKES OVER WORLD The teen being me

AGE OF CONSENT NOW LOWERED TO 14
A guy can dream ;D

FLYING MONKEYS- NOW REALITY

[Ironsight]

SCIENTISTS OPEN THE WAY TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
Being the apocolyptic Warhammer 40K universe, which wouldn't be very fun BTW

[Someone Else]

WoW Servers Overloaded, Offline; Millions of Nerds Commit Suicide

[Lightning Star]

SCIENTISTS FIND THAT 99% OF PEOPLE HAVE NO BRAINS!
well they don't...

U.S. PUTS UP ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE ALONG MEXICAN BORDER
please please PLEASE!

CALIFORNIA BREAKS OFF FROM MAINLAND U.S.
as in, actually cracking off the main continent and floating away.
Then Arizona would have an ocean! :)

HILARY CLINTON DIES OF A HEART ATTACK
and then...

BARACK OBAMA DIES OF SHOCK

US FINDS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ AND IRAN
(told ya so!)

99% OF MEXICAN POPULATION DIES OF STDS

oh these are so much fun!

[Ironsight]

DS AGREES WITH ICY

in other news

WD MAKES A NEW COMIC. DS EXPECTED TO DO THE SAME. NO JESUS JOKE PREDICTED.

[Folcon]

New Evidence Proves World Will End in 2012.

or perhaps;

NEW EVEDENCE CPMES TO LIGHT, MICHAEL JACKSON SENT TO PRISON FOR LIFE. Sadamazation is not long off.

[Saturos S.]

lightningstar, on Dec 22 2007, 09:07 AM, said:

SCIENTISTS FIND THAT 99% OF THE REPUBLICANS (and their voters) HAVE NO BRAINS!
well they don't...

This is a more likely headline.

[Caael]

Escout said:

New Evidence Proves World Will End in 2012.

What's so good about that?

[Laharl]

Emo trend finally dies out

[Lightning Star]

SCIENTISTS FIND THAT 99% OF DEMOCRATS (AND THEIR VOTERS) HAVE NO BRAINS

No, I think this is more like it. I'm sure they could find evidence for it, too.

(Kidding, kidding. i'm not trying to start a debate here :D )

PARIS HILTON JOINS A CONVENT AND BECOMES A NUN

LINDSAY LOHAN DOES LIKEWISE

HOLISTER, ABERCROMBIE, AND AMERICAN EAGLE GO OUT OF BUISNESS.
all stores are burned down

[Ironsight]

HOLLISTER IS A TOWN
With a very important forum member living in it :D

[Split Infinity]

So you don't live in Macragge?

[Someone Else]

lightningstar, on Dec 22 2007, 12:07 AM, said:

CALIFORNIA BREAKS OFF FROM MAINLAND U.S.
as in, actually cracking off the main continent and floating away.
Then Arizona would have an ocean! :D

You know, I really wouldn't mind if that happened.

Quote

BARACK OBAMA DIES OF SHOCK

Racist.

[Ironsight]

The correct term is live ON Macragge, seeing as it's a planet and all...

[Lightning Star]

DarkSword, on Dec 23 2007, 05:47 PM, said:

HOLLISTER IS A TOWN
With a very important forum member living in it :D

I meant Hollister Company, as in the store for robots, I mean clothes.

[Toasty]

lightningstar, on Dec 22 2007, 12:07 AM, said:

SCIENTISTS FIND THAT 99% OF PEOPLE HAVE NO BRAINS!
well they don't...

U.S. PUTS UP ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE ALONG MEXICAN BORDER
please please PLEASE!

CALIFORNIA BREAKS OFF FROM MAINLAND U.S.
as in, actually cracking off the main continent and floating away.
Then Arizona would have an ocean! :D

HILARY CLINTON DIES OF A HEART ATTACK
and then...

BARACK OBAMA DIES OF SHOCK

US FINDS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ AND IRAN
(told ya so!)

99% OF MEXICAN POPULATION DIES OF STDS

oh these are so much fun!

*agrees whole heartedly* MARRY ME.

ALL TERRORISTS EXTINGUISHED

and then

WAR IN IRAQ FINALLY WON
that way, all the stupid people who say we should just pull out and all the smart people who say stay in there and yell at the liberals for hindering our progress will be happy.

finally:
SUPER GATTLING EXPLOSIVE LASER GUN TURRETS PLACED EVERY FEW FEET ALONG MEXICAN BORDER

[Split Infinity]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 24 2007, 07:44 PM, said:

*agrees whole heartedly* MARRY ME.

^ Shotgun.

IT'S OFFICIAL: SAFEWAY'S ADVERTISING MANAGER IS GAY

[Saturos S.]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 24 2007, 09:44 AM, said:

*agrees whole heartedly* MARRY ME.

ALL TERRORISTS EXTINGUISHED

and then

WAR IN IRAQ FINALLY WON
that way, all the stupid people who say we should just pull out and all the smart people who say stay in there and yell at the liberals for hindering our progress will be happy.
[/b]

Spam King, on Dec 24 2007, 09:54 AM, said:

^ Shotgun.

IT'S OFFICIAL: SAFEWAY'S ADVERTISING MANAGER IS GAY

I'd shotgun the whole fricking post.

[Eugine]

Scientists can now cure stupidity

[Ironsight]

DEGENERATE SUB-SPECIES DISCOVERED: http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/5192/fatasssf7.th.jpg

[Lightning Star]

.eugine, on Dec 24 2007, 09:50 AM, said:

Scientists can now cure stupidity

AMEN! My prayers have been answered!

ALL IDIOTS ARE FORCED TO RECIEVE TREATMENT

[Saturos S.]

lightningstar, on Dec 24 2007, 11:16 PM, said:

AMEN! My prayers have been answered!

ALL IDIOTS ARE FORCED TO RECIEVE TREATMENT

But who can we look down upon then?

[kate]

short people of course. (says the 6 foot tall girl)

CANADA RECOGNIZED AS A GREAT POWER

*sniff* o canada...

AUSTRALIA RENAMED WEST NEW ZEALAND

*flees*

[Split Infinity]

Bitch of a...

[Nosferatu]

RELIGION ABOLISHED FROM LANGLEY.

A man can dream.

[Saturos S.]

British English becomes the official and only English again.

Penalties for forgetting the "u" in words as saviour.

[TheEnglishman]

Saturos Striker, on Dec 25 2007, 10:26 AM, said:

British English becomes the official and only English again.

Penalties for forgetting the "u" in words as saviour.

If that includes a ban on the word 'soccer' I'd support it whole heartedly.

[Caael]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />DarkSword, on Dec 24 2007, 11:14 PM, said:

DEGENERATE SUB-SPECIES DISCOVERED:

Thats rather racist, people who dont know Wesley could take that the wrong way and think you're being racist.

Tom Cruise's head finally gets too big and explodes


Chavs genocide issued by the government. Screw this hoodie debate crap!

[Eugine]

The Dark Knight released date changed to February

[Someone Else]

kate, on Dec 24 2007, 07:00 PM, said:

short people of course. (says the 6 foot tall girl)

*is also 6 feet tall* Would you please become my second wife since Eve of Destiny left me?

Family of Midgets Eats Hippo

Computer FPS Controls Officially Deemed Superior to Console FPS Controls

[Blue]

THE BALLS ARE INERT!

[Saturos S.]

Me111, on Dec 25 2007, 06:07 PM, said:

If that includes a ban on the word 'soccer' I'd support it whole heartedly.

Yep, using the word soccer while meaning football means jail.

[Split Infinity]

Then what are we going to call the other type of football?

[kate]

american football. that's what it's technically called anyways. and wd, we can just bide our time, eventually there will be a flood and everyone under 6 feet will drown n.n

[Split Infinity]

Then you have to call yours English football, Me111.

[Caael]

Why do the americans say 'american football' when describing their rugby rip-off, while they use the word 'Soccer' for normall footie. It doesnt make sense!~

[Eugine]

They could call American football soccer!! x3

[Caael]

They could call it american rugby, because thats...thats what it is.

[kate]

no, because it's not even close enough to be classified as rugby. i always make fun of my dad cuz he was quarterback and he says it's a mans sport yet i play rugby and i don't wear any of the safety equipment they do. i think american football is sorta more of it's own thing. we need a new name for it...like wuzzleball or something

[Split Infinity]

kate, on Dec 27 2007, 01:09 PM, said:

no, because it's not even close enough to be classified as rugby. i always make fun of my dad cuz he was quarterback and he says it's a mans sport yet i play rugby and i don't wear any of the safety equipment they do. i think american football is sorta more of it's own thing. we need a new name for it...like wuzzleball or something

That's because you're playing against other girls.

[kate]

Men's rugby doesn't use helmets or padding either. At least here in Canucksville they don't.

[Golden Legacy]

The word "football" banned due to worldwide conflicts, UN officials say

[Folcon]

American football could just be called 'pigskin' seeing as that used to be a nickname for it because the ball was made out of pigskin.


Golden Sun 3 anounced and to be released May 2008.

[Saturos S.]

Spam King, on Dec 27 2007, 02:03 AM, said:

Then you have to call yours English football, Me111.

Or just claim the name football.

kate, on Dec 27 2007, 03:09 AM, said:

no, because it's not even close enough to be classified as rugby. i always make fun of my dad cuz he was quarterback and he says it's a mans sport yet i play rugby and i don't wear any of the safety equipment they do. i think american football is sorta more of it's own thing. we need a new name for it...like wuzzleball or something

It's not even close to football either. As you said a new name for it, why not give them the name soccer. Since it sucks.

[Nosferatu]

Wind Dude, on Dec 25 2007, 09:38 PM, said:

Computer FPS Controls Officially Deemed Superior to Console FPS Controls

I think that's fact, and was proved a loooong time ago.

[TheEnglishman]

Spam King, on Dec 27 2007, 01:03 AM, said:

Then you have to call yours English football, Me111.

Why not football and American football? You have breakfast and English breakfast after all.

[Lightning Star]

It should be named Ballfoot! 'cause then we'll have football (Soccer) and ballfoot (american football)

If only the world listened to my wisdom. *sigh* :(

[Blue]

Blue is named the supreme ruler of the World!
xD

[TheEnglishman]

Spam Cannon is destroyed, humanity is saved!

[Split Infinity]

Cabaret Trebuchet secures iron grip on the vulnerable population!

[Saturos S.]

Pirates are better then ninjas, scientificly and theologicly proven.

and I know it's 2008, this just had to be said.

[Caael]

So what was the first headline of 2008?

[Saturos S.]

Earth Dude, on Jan 7 2008, 12:33 AM, said:

So what was the first headline of 2008?

Police had an rather lazy new year


188 arrestations in The Hague
44 in Utrecht
57 in Rotterdam
92 in Amsterdam
1 burnt down animal farm in Heemskerk
Indstrial complex in Rotterdam was torched
52 cars were torched in The Hague

and loads more...

[Someone Else]

I don't remember what my first of 2008 was.

It would've been cool if it was "speculated GS3 release date announced!" <_<

[Lightning Star]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 6 2008, 12:49 PM, said:

Pirates are better then ninjas, scientificly and theologicly proven.

and I know it's 2008, this just had to be said.

However, it has been proven scientificAlly and theologicAlly that snowmen can't spell.

<_<

[Split Infinity]

Does anyone actually know of a first headline for 2008? XD

[Caael]

Scroll your mouse about halfway up the page.

[Saturos S.]

Icy, on Jan 8 2008, 02:00 AM, said:

However, it has been proven scientificAlly and theologicAlly that snowmen can't spell.

<_<

In my snowman's defense, you try typing with melting hands.

Ice age plz kthx.