[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

*appears on TV, in an igloo, dressed in a heavy parka with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a cigarette in mouth*

I hope I find you vell.

Zis is your prem, er, I mean, president speaking to j00. I 'ave battled mai wai out of ze zeventy-vour layers of 'ell and am now reeady to make sveeping changes to our commu-er, I mean, democratic nation.

Ze United Socialist Sta-er, I mean, ze Untied Stats of Umeric... Er, I mean, vell, you know vhat I mean.

Ze point is, zis is your new commu, er I mean, elected overlo-, er I mean president.

Good evening, comrades.

Ze point is zat your communist friend Verebarret iz now back.

[Split Infinity]

Are you the chemotherapist?

Or just God?

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

You never can tell with me.

I cycle through the Holy Trinity on a weekly basis.

But, man, I'll tell you. It's bad down there, man. It's rough. Be good if you don't want to have carnal relations with the likes of Bill Cosby, Marcus Brutus (contrary to popular, Brutus was an ugly m'fer) and the black Mel Gibson.

It's not something you want.

If you're really bad, then they give you Rosie O'Donnell.

*shudders*

That ***** has her own Circle.

[Toasty]

*searches for the insane asylum for the elderly*

[Ironsight]

YES

[Someone Else]

YUS

[Caael]

I'm going to ****ing beat the **** out of you.

[Legolastom]

This calls for a celebration! Cheese! Cheese for everyone!

Wait, no. No cheese. Cheese for no one. That can still be as much a celebration, if you don't like cheese.

[Mallick]

i liek BRAINZ

and communist rodents, so welcum back

[Golden Legacy]

We've not seen posts with such insanity since the last time you were here.

Welcome back.

[Drizzy Drake]

You.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Yes, I thought you peons would miss me.

*kills world*

In the famous words of our late, great, Catholic president John F. Kennedy, I AM A JELLY DOUGHNUT!! FEAR ME!

[Aquamarine]

Drizzy Drake, on Apr 16 2009, 12:20 AM, said:

You.

The day that we have dreaded has finally come.


He has returned.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

the day that you're dreading is the day that never comes.

WAITIN' FOR THE ONE! THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES!!!!!

WHEN YOU STAND UP AND FEEL THE WARMTH...

:P
>_>
^_^
>_>

IM NOT A TALIBAN!

[Drizzy Drake]

I will merk you kid.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

I will merk you kid.

I will merk you adult.

I won't merk you joe.

You won't merk you joe.

He won't merk you joe.

He won't merk you Jew.

She won't merk you Jew.

Tee won't merk you Jew.

!!!

!!!

TEA WONT MARK THE JEWS!

I WIN!

[Drizzy Drake]

I will merk you kid.

I will kill you kid.

I will kill you dog.

I will pet you dog.

I will pet you nigger.

I will nigger you nigger.

Nigger will nigger you nigger.

Nigger will nigger nigger.

Nigger nigger nigger nigger.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Well, that's just offensive, you asshle!

Well, that's just defensive, you asshole!

Well, those are just defensive, you asshole!

Well, those were just defensive, you bimbo!

However, those were way defensive, you bimbo!

!!!
!!!

!!!

PROFESSOR PLUM DID IN THE CONSERVATORY WITH MARILYN MONROE!

[Drizzy Drake]

Analyze and Interpret
Analyze and Interpret
Analyze and Interpret
Analyze and Interpret
Analyze and Inrrpterpret
Annnnzyle and Itterpretnl
Anal sex and Interrrrrpetgyu

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

I tire of your insolence, comrade.

You are not a good communist. You must serve ze state.

I vill now exterminate you.

[Drizzy Drake]

I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our conversation together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions... Oh! And Hugh Jackman

[Mallick]

Drizzy Drake, on Apr 16 2009, 05:43 PM, said:

High-definition

somebody has never gotten baked and watched bbc planet earth in high def me thinks

[Caael]

Werebarrret/St Jimmy, on Apr 17 2009, 12:04 AM, said:

I tire of your insolence, comrade.

You are not a good communist. You must serve ze state.

I vill now exterminate you.

Get out.

[Ironsight]

Caael, on Apr 16 2009, 06:41 PM, said:

Get out.

Oh please.

[Sea of Time]

Did someone say Bill Cosby?

[Drizzy Drake]

Bill Cosby`s Jello Pudding!

[Toasty]

Caael, on Apr 16 2009, 06:41 PM, said:

Get out.

But he's a commie

[Caael]

*facedesk*

[Legolastom]

*forkcheese*

[Drizzy Drake]

*niggerfire*

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Get out of my ASS!

Man the other day I took my iPod and merged it with a bottle of Lipton Green Tea (hereafter referred to ass piss-water) and my iPod became an edible piece of piss.

Yeah.

[Toasty]

holy ****, that's genius

[Golden Legacy]

Ok, this is getting absurd. Try to have some sanity in this topic or else it'll be closed.

[Toasty]

GL, have you forgoten who made this topic?

[Ironsight]

Golden Legacy, on Apr 19 2009, 07:25 PM, said:

Ok, this is getting absurd. Try to have some sanity in this topic or else it'll be closed.

Wow, buzzkiller.

[Drizzy Drake]

Why is he allowed to do **** like this, but I get put on mod preview every other post?

[Split Infinity]

Because you don't go away. <3

[Toasty]

Also, because he was here first.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

It's 'cause I'm a motherfuggin' squirrel, biznatches! I can't be expected to ahve any control over my lavatory!

....sanity?

Gah....

*slinks back into the shadows*