[Mallick]

Well, since we've got SOME anonymity here, I figured this might be an interesting topic. It doesn't have to really be something that NOBODY knows about but you, just.. stuff. Yeah.

I'll start.

[Quacnar]

Is it that you smoke weed?

[Aquamarine]

Half the hair on my right leg is missing. That's why I don't like wearing short shorts. :\

However, I've been using some cream that's slowly but surely fixing the situation.

[Caael]

I like to mutilate my hands for no apparant reason, and I dont realise I'm doing it until I bleed.

[Saturos S.]

Real men shave!

...right?

[Legolastom]

I only have one penis left.

[Someone Else]

I'm circumcised

[Aquamarine]

Saturos S., on Aug 3 2009, 08:45 PM, said:

Real men shave!

...right?

Yeah, that's what I've been hearing, but I'm NOT going to shave my legs.

Oh, another thing, I'm afraid to ask my friend with benefits to take our top-secret nighttime fooling around to another level.

[Platinum Sun]

I'm a furry.

I once stole a pokemon game from a nine-year-old.

Wait, everyone knows that. Hmmm, I probably should've been more specific about which one I was referring to when I said that. Well there's a new one:

My speech is easily prone towards misconceptions.

[Mallick]

killercoz, on Aug 3 2009, 07:19 AM, said:

Is it that you smoke weed?

No. Mine is that I homosexuals get on my nerves. Most of them. Others are very fun. Srs.

[Ironsight]

One of the hairs on my left arm is black.

[Mallick]

Thanks everyone for not telling me that you shit naked.

[Toasty]

I've done that a few times before in my life. Only a few though.


To be honest, I really can't think of anything off the top of my head. I'll get back to you guys on this.

[Quacnar]

Captain Cannabis, on Aug 3 2009, 07:30 PM, said:

No. Mine is that I homosexuals get on my nerves. Most of them. Others are very fun. Srs.

Really? That's pretty prejudice.....

[Ironsight]

"Well Tom, I just plain don't like Black People!"

[Mallick]

killercoz, on Aug 3 2009, 09:04 PM, said:

Really? That's pretty prejudice.....

It's more observational than prejudice.

[Someone Else]

Captain Cannabis, on Aug 3 2009, 07:32 PM, said:

Thanks everyone for not telling me that you sh!t naked.

Only if I **** after taking a shower if I didn't have to beforehand.

Oh and for the topic: I am very sexy.

[Mallick]

Someone Else, on Aug 3 2009, 10:23 PM, said:

Only if I **** after taking a shower if I didn't have to beforehand.

Oh and for the topic: I am very sexy.

This topic was on another forum (which is where I got the idea to post it here) and half the posts were "I strip down to ___ before I take a shit. I have to. I don't know why, I just always have and always will." Optionally, they will include "even in public" or "and I won't shit in public because of it."

[Split Infinity]

Captain Cannabis, on Aug 4 2009, 12:32 PM, said:

Thanks everyone for not telling me that you sh!t naked.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/63/Feels_good_man.jpg

[Nosferatu]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4d/Awesome_huh.jpg

[Someone Else]

Captain Cannabis, on Aug 3 2009, 11:14 PM, said:

This topic was on another forum (which is where I got the idea to post it here) and half the posts were "I strip down to ___ before I take a shit. I have to. I don't know why, I just always have and always will." Optionally, they will include "even in public" or "and I won't shit in public because of it."

That's kinda awesome.

[Saturos S.]

Yeah, but that takes too long. When I have to go, I've got to go fast.

[Caael]

I have a body paint fetish.

[Split Infinity]

The edible kind?

[Caael]

Most preferably.

[Someone Else]

Caael, on Aug 4 2009, 06:53 PM, said:

I have a body paint fetish.

Oh hell yeah, body paint is awesome.

[Caael]

If both my feet are on the floor, I subconciously tap them, double bass style.

[Toasty]

I'll start tapping out drum beats with my hands/feet, and not notice until a few seconds after I've started.