[Golden Legacy]

This is absolutely lolworthy.


A poll of 15,000 women that rated the world's best and worst lovers found that German men topped the worst list because they were deemed "too smelly," the Telegraph reported.

The Germans were followed closely by the English, who were considered "too lazy," while the Swedes, who came in third, were accused of being "too quick to finish."

On the other end of the spectrum, Latin countries topped the "best lover" list, with Spain at number one, followed by Brazil, Italy and France, reported the Daily Mail.

The poll was carried out by www.OnePoll.com and asked women from 20 countries to rate men from different countries based on their ability in bed. The women also had to provide an explanation for their answers, the Telegraph reported.

The Dutch were considered too rough, while Americans made it into the Top 5 on the worst lovers list because they were too dominating in bed, Fox News reported.

The other countries that also did badly are: Greece (soppy), Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty), Wales (too selfish) and Russia (too hairy), the Hindustan Times reported.

A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)


WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

[gsninja]

Americans are too dominating in bed LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

I'm Italian, so this is good news for me, haha. This shit is too funny.

[My Best Wishes]

We may be the 7th best lovers in the world, but apparently we make the worst husbands in the world.

[Nosferatu]

Golden Legacy, on Sep 30 2009, 12:00 PM, said:

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[Legolastom]

2nd Worst and 5th best. Yes!...?

[Someone Else]

Golden Legacy, on Sep 30 2009, 12:00 PM, said:

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

So I guess this makes me average? I know there's America on that list but eh, that's not a real ethnicity.

[Split Infinity]

Golden Legacy, on Oct 1 2009, 05:00 AM, said:

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

Nessie blood, fuck yeah.

[Toasty]

Well that sucks. I've got a little bit of German in me. though I'm also part Irish so...

But where's Czechoslovakia/Czech Republic? Because that's 1/4 of my blood right there.

[Mallick]

Someone Else, on Sep 30 2009, 03:49 PM, said:

So I guess this makes me average? I know there's America on that list but eh, that's not a real ethnicity.

You definitely don't sound like a tool.

and *high fives nos* We're number ten!

[Ironsight]

Women sure do get around these days.

[Mallick]

Darksword, on Sep 30 2009, 10:19 PM, said:

Women sure do get around these days.

These days?

[Someone Else]

Captain Cannabis, on Sep 30 2009, 10:15 PM, said:

You definitely don't sound like a tool.

and *high fives nos* We're number ten!

Telling other people they sound like a tool makes you in turn sound like a bigger tool, douchebag. Try shutting your mouth for once instead of criticizing people.

[Toasty]

I do believe the Empire State building wasn't built by hand. :D

[Mallick]

Someone Else, on Sep 30 2009, 10:39 PM, said:

Telling other people they sound like a tool makes you in turn sound like a bigger tool, douchebag. Try shutting your mouth for once instead of criticizing people.

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love ya

[Legolastom]

Is that Li-lon DeWalt 36 volt?

[I'm Always BROKE]

Alle Duitsers zijn hooooomoooooo.

[Laharl]

i would defend my homeland...but i cant be arsed

[TheEnglishman]

^Nice

[Aquamarine]

Diddy Kong, on Oct 1 2009, 07:23 PM, said:

Alle Duitsers zijn hooooomoooooo.

Da, znam da si peder.

[Sea of Time]

NUMBER TEN

[Mallick]

Golden Legacy, on Sep 30 2009, 12:00 PM, said:

The Dutch were considered too rough, while Americans were too dominating in bed(1)

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough) (1)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy) (2)


WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy (2)

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

1) Between the article and the list itself, the reasons switch

2) wat? Russians are bad lovers because they are too hairy, but the Italians are good lovers with no mention of hair?

[Golden Legacy]

Golden Legacy, on Sep 30 2009, 03:00 PM, said:

This is absolutely lolworthy.

[Mallick]

touche good sir.

[gsninja]

Touche, salesman.

[Nosferatu]

Touche, ******************************************************************.

[Split Infinity]

Ragescreams are censored now?

[Mallick]

Split Infinity, on Oct 2 2009, 06:27 PM, said:

Ragescreams are censored now?

Why would that be a ragescreen? He was obviously saying ******************************************************************.


EDIT: Shit, you were right about the censor anyway.

[Toasty]

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EDIT: Holy shi-

He's right.

[Mallick]

Toasty, on Oct 2 2009, 07:34 PM, said:

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EDIT: Holy shi-

He's right.

There, I fixed it for you. Can't ya do anything on this board right? :(

[Toasty]

I have no idea what you're talking about. =D

[Mallick]

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Holy shi-

He's right.

[Toasty]

Anyone can edit text. :rolleyes:

[Mallick]

Toasty, on Oct 2 2009, 08:54 PM, said:

Anyone can edit text. :rolleyes:

Yeah, and I edited yours so it wasn't quite so fail.

[Toasty]

Yeah pretty much.