[kate]

Well, it's that time of year again, the time where we toss out the old TRT and all it's glorious 1360+ pages and begin...the whole thing...over again. So many pages lost...such a waste, and all just to inflate toasty and mine's egos D: I love it n.n

ANYWHO

I was informed that this opening statement had to be full of epic win, something I haven't been full of since '96. Soo instead I'll distract you with many-a gif, lolcats and random spartan goodness to distract from my severe lack of funny. Hopefully at the end of the day I will have exterminated anyone's computer who still runs at 56k. This is the new TRT, it is not for the weak

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/rhiria/Cautionsign.jpg

Er, let's get some of the formal stuff out of the way, toasty made the title, I make the first post, any murdering you feel like doing about the name can be directed at Bruno, our bodyguard, he's the burly man over in the corner eyeing up SoT. The sub..title thingy is in honor of all the spammy goodness that got us to 1337 on the last TRT and will hopefully do so again. It also is there to help the adhd children that can't read a sentence over 2 syllables long. We salute you brave soldiers.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/rhiria/560462784_m.gif

Now that that's done with I can pretty much just ramble for the next half-hour or so. I'm spam queen, don't mess with me or I'll banish you to non-spam land. Where you'll have to make INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION *gasp*

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/rhiria/n18708009_32639964_1388.jpg

I did make promises of an open bar, but those were unfortunately lies, in fact it's about $50 just to get in here. If you have no money we do accept chickens and/or pies. Split has about a trillion of them so that shouldn't be much of a problem.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/rhiria/funny-pictures-cognitive-disonance.jpg

So now that I'm spam queen, I'm thinking of starting a religion. That seems like the next logical step in my progression towards world domination. It won't be too complex, it will just be based on one simple fact: toasters do toast toast

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/rhiria/attentioncat.jpg

So spam, post, and be merry, for tomorrow Bruno kills you all. I'm not even kidding, he's off his meds.

sparta
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/rhiria/thenweshallfightinthedaef0.jpg

lolcat
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/rhiria/moon.jpg

spartalolcat
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/rhiria/spartacat.jpg

wait wha?

You may be asking yourself, "hey, aren't all these flashy images just used to pretty up the fact that we have to post a bajillion pages again of this pseudo awesome stuff?" and the answer may be yes! or it may be no, I dunno, I'm not psychic...yet <.< The point is that at the end of the day it's all worth it becaus-O LOOK A BUNNY!

...

Okay I don't actually have a picture of a bunny but...whatever I'm tired -.-

(keke bunnies :B )

Love you guuuys~ <3 ...no not you.

LET'S BEGIN THIS ENTIRELY FUTILE EXERCISE AGAIN! HOORAY!...oh and sry about all the images...I got google happy :P blame the picnic table.

Skidz = bouncer, so don't mess with him either :D <3

[Caael]

lol wut?

1st post, suck it.

[Golden Legacy]

Beautiful first post, hunny bunny.

Let's do this.

[Someone Else]

^ You're Most Flirtatious next year.

[Caael]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/74/Lol_wut_completely.jpg

[kate]

Um I'd like to point out that technically I had the first post :D

[Caael]

First reply then.

Can somebody explain the title please?

[Sea of Time]

LET'S PUT SOME BACON ON THIS FIRST PAGE

http://dragonbreath.dk/bacon/bacon5.jpg-for-web-LARGE.jpg

http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2007/07-25/baconator_dude25_400.jpg

http://blahblahblog.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/bacon.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9610/25/kevin.bacon.game/bacon.lrg.jpg

[kate]

I DON'T KNOW. lol ask toasty, 'twas his idea. But hey, I suppose if you don't understand it you can't diss it either :D especially with my new best friend bruno around. Honestly why aren't more people named bruno D: this saddens me...

EDIT: LMAO SoT, nicely done, feels like home already

[Toasty]

OMG BACON!!!

*eats*

[Someone Else]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/boobs.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/yokofz2.png
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/beowulf.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/physicsjc1.jpg

Bacon and boobs? This TRT's looking all right.

[Platinum Sun]

Mmmmm a bacon and win sandwhich...

[Sea of Time]

kate, on Jan 26 2008, 01:08 PM, said:

I was informed that this opening statement had to be full of epic win, something I haven't been full of since '96.

Er, let's get some of the formal stuff out of the way, toasty made the title, I make the first post, any murdering you feel like doing about the name can be directed at Bruno, our bodyguard, he's the burly man over in the corner eyeing up SoT.

It won't be too complex, it will just be based on one simple fact: toasters do toast toast

You may be asking yourself, "hey, aren't all these flashy images just used to pretty up the fact that we have to post a bajillion pages again of this pseudo awesome stuff?" and the answer may be yes! or it may be no, I dunno, I'm not psychic...yet <.< The point is that at the end of the day it's all worth it becaus-O LOOK A BUNNY!

These statements made me laugh.

A lot.

[kate]

if only somehow you could put bacon and boobs together....like bacoobs or something

[Someone Else]

Count me out.

[Sea of Time]

Second page!

[Toasty]

Baconboobs! Get your baconboobs! Fresh of the rack!

.....

Sorry, had to be said. :D

Nice open post Kate, I lol'd at the sparta cat. And many other things.

[Platinum Sun]

Man, if I had a baconboob hat, my toungue would beat my brains out trying to get to it.

[Sea of Time]

It was win. Like Kevin Bacon.

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9610/25/kevin.bacon.game/bacon.lrg.jpg

GONE ARE THE DAYS OF BILL COSBY

WORSHIP THE MAN WHO SHARES HIS NAME WITH DELICIOUS PIG MEAT

WORSHIP HIM!

[Platinum Sun]

Wait I'm confused. What part of the pig does "Kevin" come form?

[Sea of Time]

The awesome part.

[Toasty]

Tru dat.

[Sea of Time]

I think we should invite Alex the Adept back to the forums.

WHO'S WITH ME!?!?

[Platinum Sun]

*Crickets*

Well at least the crickets support you.

*scilence*

Yeah...

[Sea of Time]

YAHHHHH HE WAS AWESOME DOOOODDS!

[Toasty]

lolwut?

[Sea of Time]

lolwut?

[kate]

i vaguely remember that name. what was his claim to fame?

[Platinum Sun]

lolwut?

[Sea of Time]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6852/boob1ww0.jpg

YAY FOR MASSIVELY DISPROPORTIONAL BOOBS

[Toasty]

I'd tap that.

[Sea of Time]

http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/kevin_bacon_01.jpg

I'd tap this.

A lot.

[Platinum Sun]

UR pic r bust3d nub.

[Sea of Time]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/28/woods_wideweb__430x312,1.jpg

KEVIN BACON IN BED

[Saturos S.]

Cabin Fever was the worst movie ever.

It wasn't even scary :D

[Toasty]

Well that's not where I got the name from, thankfully.

[kate]

hahahah I love how the girl looks like she'd rather be anywhere else but in bed with kevin bacon.

and the name's not based off the movie. It's based off of our love for cabins and fevers. gawd.

[Sea of Time]

http://ca.youtube.co...h?v=NQGA6eZmZyg

TOASTERS TOAST TOAST

[Someone Else]

Not cool SoT!

[Saturos S.]

... the movie still sucked.

[Sea of Time]

http://ca.youtube.co...h?v=89oS4SN4mNg

[Toasty]

That's nice.

[Platinum Sun]

Wow, this thing went hot topic in like, 48 minutes.

[Sea of Time]

I HAVE THE BEST FANFIC IN ALL THE LANDS

[Toasty]

Awesome.

[kate]

we're so very proud SoT...*calls the cops*

[Sea of Time]

*takes Bruno's pants off*

[Saturos S.]

Goldfish.

[Sea of Time]

Bruno's a dominator.

[Toasty]

._.;

[kate]

Bruno! that's not what we're paying you for!

[Platinum Sun]

Yet...

[Sea of Time]

*sneaks off with Bruno to cabin's bathroom*

[Eugine]

BEEEETCH

[Someone Else]

Alright.

[Eugine]

I was sleeping people! Couldn't wait for me? >>

[Sea of Time]

No.

[Eugine]

I'm not gonna sleep again cuz of this.

[Sea of Time]

Yay.

[Saturos S.]

I'm going to build a castle. Anyone want to help?

[Sea of Time]

Go away.

[Saturos S.]

Ok, you hurt my feelings, I'm not doing this anymore....

[Platinum Sun]

Aww... puts away knight costume.

[Eugine]

Why do people sleep? >>

[Platinum Sun]

Laziness

[Eugine]

Sure right. I was gonna do some school work... the bed was more entertaining.

[Saturos S.]

Becuase there are no pirates left, and thus we have a global warming as a result.

[Sea of Time]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 26 2008, 02:12 PM, said:

Ok, you hurt my feelings, I'm not doing this anymore....

lolsunsaberreference

[Eugine]

yea...

[Sea of Time]

Boy Toasty's posting something SUPER IMPORTANT.

[Someone Else]

.eugine, on Jan 26 2008, 12:14 PM, said:

Sure right. I was gonna do some school work... the bed was more entertaining.

kinky

[Eugine]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 26 2008, 04:12 PM, said:

Ok, you hurt my feelings, I'm not doing this anymore....

lol, didn't see this. lmao

[Saturos S.]

*gasp*

[Sea of Time]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 26 2008, 02:14 PM, said:

Becuase there are no penises left, and thus we have homosexuality as a result.

[Saturos S.]

The apocalypse is upon us.

[Sea of Time]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 26 2008, 02:16 PM, said:

The sex is upon us.

[Eugine]

lol, SoT. brb, gonna check some other topics >>

[Sea of Time]

Boy, Toasty's post is gonna be REAL BIG.

[Saturos S.]

Does that mean sexy is coming back?

[Platinum Sun]

What are you talking about? the sexy never left!

[Sea of Time]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 26 2008, 02:18 PM, said:

Does that mean sexy is coming to my pants?

[Saturos S.]

Sexy time.

[Sea of Time]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 26 2008, 02:20 PM, said:

Sexy time when i master debator

[Platinum Sun]

Very nice! How much?

[Eugine]

It's Eugine betch!

[Sea of Time]

How much?

EDIT: Damn you PS and your quick edits....

[Eugine]

Yea. This topic progresses insanely fast x.x

[Saturos S.]

... I think toasty fell asleep.

[Sea of Time]

.eugine, on Jan 26 2008, 02:21 PM, said:

Yea. This erection progresses insanely fast x.x

[Toasty]

*wakes up*

Huh wha?

[Saturos S.]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 09:21 PM, said:

How much?

EDIT: Damn you PMS and your quick edits....

[Sea of Time]

I was expecting better.

[Toasty]

I concur.

[Eugine]

You left me speechless SoT. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

[Sea of Time]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 26 2008, 02:25 PM, said:

I like men.

[Saturos S.]

You left me speechless.

[Sea of Time]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 26 2008, 02:28 PM, said:

You left me pantsless.

[Platinum Sun]

Dammit! I can't quote you because you're not saying anything!

[Eugine]

SoT makes everyone speechless SS ^^

[Sea of Time]

That's how I win.

O NOEZ

[Saturos S.]

Too bad I'm not sugar high enough to think up something funny.

[Platinum Sun]

I've never let that stop me.

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 03:30 PM, said:

That's how I roll.

Wit ma HOEZ

[Sea of Time]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 26 2008, 02:32 PM, said:

Too bad I'm not high enough to drink up something alcoholic.

I think I'm losing it....

[Toasty]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 12:30 PM, said:

That's how I lose my pants.

*orgasm*

[Sea of Time]

*awesomesauce everywhere*

[Platinum Sun]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 03:33 PM, said:

I think I'm losing my erection

You never had it to begin with.

Double entendre FTW

[Sea of Time]

I'm pretty sure I deserved this.

Work with that one you lunatics.

[Eugine]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 04:35 PM, said:

I'm pretty sure I deserved this.

Work with that one you lunatics.

I think I need some quote editing 101.

[Sea of Time]

.eugine, on Jan 26 2008, 02:37 PM, said:

I think I need some female genitalia.

[Saturos S.]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 09:35 PM, said:

I have autoerotic dreams

[Toasty]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 12:33 PM, said:

I think I'm losing my balls.

[Sea of Time]

You changed 90% of the words, that doesn't count.

[Toasty]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 12:35 PM, said:

I'm pretty sure I lost my balls.

[Sea of Time]

I

[Saturos S.]

R

[Platinum Sun]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 03:39 PM, said:

You lose because I like to touch myself.

[Toasty]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 12:40 PM, said:

I am ***

[Saturos S.]

O hey there.

[Somia]

C ?

[Sea of Time]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 26 2008, 02:40 PM, said:

Rape is my specialty.

[Toasty]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 12:41 PM, said:

[Saturos S.]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 09:40 PM, said:

I liek mudkipz

[Eugine]

Sea of Time, on Jan 26 2008, 04:40 PM, said:

I'm in need of some male genitalia

I kept 100% of your words ^^

[Sea of Time]

.eugine, on Jan 26 2008, 02:42 PM, said:

I kept going all night long. ^.^

[Toasty]

[Sea of Time]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 26 2008, 02:43 PM, said:

I think about changing genders all the time.

[Saturos S.]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 26 2008, 09:43 PM, said:

lolwut?

[Toasty]

OMG SoT! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[Moonear]

Oh noes I missed out on the first 9 pages.

[Toasty]

Got that right.

NOW BOW TO YOUR NEW KING!

[Eugine]

ihatekraden, on Jan 26 2008, 04:44 PM, said:

Oh noes I missed out on my first 9 erections

kekeke

[Sea of Time]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 26 2008, 02:45 PM, said:

Got that right.

NOW BOW TO YOUR NEW KING!

HIS NAME IS KEVIN BACON

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9610/25/kevin.bacon.game/bacon.lrg.jpg

[Moonear]

I BOW TO NO ONE















(except for god)

[Sea of Time]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9610/25/kevin.bacon.game/bacon.lrg.jpg

Look at that swagger.

[Moonear]

Swagger?

[Saturos S.]

*shakes head*

[Eugine]

I'm having a GL moment here. Swagger?

[Moonear]

*facepalm*

[Platinum Sun]

It boosts your foe's attack and confuses them.

[Toasty]

*is confused*

[Moonear]

Lol at the new sig, PS. I like GL's thought process.

[Sea of Time]

Platinum Sun, on Jan 26 2008, 02:50 PM, said:

It boosts your foe's sexual desire and arouses them.

[Eugine]

Conclusion: Sex is always on SoT's mind.

[Saturos S.]

Thank god we have someone with an innocent conscience as mod.

[Toasty]

Lol PS. That's hilarious. XD

[Moonear]

TOOOOOAAAAAASTYYYYYYY:


http://www.theredskull.com/pics/toast.jpg
http://www.spacejock.com.au/blogpics/Toast1.jpg
http://nhnowpac.org/images/toast.jpg
http://www.popetoast.com/images/toast.jpg

[Toasty]

I'm famous!

[Moonear]

Yes, yes you are. Can I have an autograph?

[Caael]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 26 2008, 08:57 PM, said:

I'm ***!

How original am I...

[Eugine]

I rather eat him.

[Toasty]

:P

[Moonear]

ooohh, kinky

[Saturos S.]

ihatekraden, on Jan 26 2008, 09:58 PM, said:

Yes.... yes... yes!

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=nZv-bzaerBE - Me111

[Toasty]

HOLY CRAP! There's a lot of people in here!

LET'S GET THIS TO PAGE 2000!!

[Eugine]

The ending is priceless.

[Moonear]

No. We will get it to OVER 9000!!! [/lame overused joke]

[Eugine]

Wait.. where is the joke ihk? ^^

[Saturos S.]

The joke is a lie.

[Eugine]

Apparently. lol

[Moonear]

That over 9000 thing, People seem to think that it's funny.

[Caael]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 26 2008, 09:05 PM, said:

The joke is a lie.

The lie joke a is?

[Moonear]

A the joke lie is?

[Eugine]

Earth Dude, on Jan 26 2008, 05:08 PM, said:

The lie joke a is?

The is lie a joke

[Moonear]

Joke is the lie a?

[Folcon]

A lie the joke is.

[Moonear]

Joke a is the lie.

[Toasty]

BAND HORSE THE!

[Eugine]

*sigh*

[Folcon]

Horse the band

[Moonear]

Eugine, post a member gallery picture.

[Toasty]

The Horse Band!

[Sea of Time]

*SIIIIGH*

[Moonear]

Soulja boy's new song makes Crank Dat look good.

[Sea of Time]

I've already been quoted as calling that song the worst thing to happen to the music industry since Blondie.

[Moonear]

Well said.

[Folcon]

is there suppose to be sound or is it silent, wait, my speakers were off. never mind.

Edit: and I'm glad they were.

[Caael]

I really want to headbutt a kitten. No reason why, I just do.

[Folcon]

*holds up a kitten*

Knock yourself out

[Somia]

Not the kittens! D:

*hides dem in a box under her bed*

[Moonear]

http://urgh.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/xiuxiu-sadkittens.jpg
Take the kittens out of the box!! Can't you see they're sad?

[Toasty]

ihatekraden, on Jan 26 2008, 01:38 PM, said:

Soulja boy's new song makes Crank Dat look good.

Are you sure that's not some parody? Or home made even? That sounds HORRIBLE.

[Caael]

It wouldn't suprise me if this topic reached 1000 tonight.

[Toasty]

No kidding. We only had 30 posts like, an hour ago.

[Moonear]

No, it's real. Go on wikpedia and type in "yahhh"

[Somia]

They're not sad, they just look like they're about to die. >_>

[Eugine]

ihatekraden, on Jan 26 2008, 05:38 PM, said:

Soulja boy's new song makes Crank Dat look good.

Apart from the "Yahhh betch, yahh" and the cursing... I like it lol.
... But then, I like crank dat also.

[Moonear]

.eugine, on Jan 26 2008, 05:02 PM, said:

Apart from the "Yahhh betch, yahh" and the cursing... I like it lol.
... But then, I like crank dat also.

No. NOOO! We must purge the evils that dwell in Eugine!

[Eugine]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UfCmYyG-yg4
:P

[Toasty]

Eugine, pure evil has infested your ears and brain. WE MUST PURGE THEE OF THY VILE WAYS!!

*pulls out the stakes*

[Eugine]

haha. I'm listening to another song now.

The Ping Pong song. I really love that song x3

[Toasty]

IT'S PEANUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME!!

[kate]

crank that is the new macarena only AWESOME

FTW

why the heck have you guys posted so much?

and why the heck did I just read all of it -.-?

[Eugine]

Cuz the Spam Queen needs to know what all her subjects are saying.

[kate]

D: But I r a lazy queen

If you aren't at 1337 by the end of the week you're all banished >.<!

[Eugine]

lol.

Skidz is notoriously absent today.

[Toasty]

You mean I'll have to sleep on the couch? ;_;

QUICK! POST POST POST!

[kate]

I noes D:

he's missing out on the TRT. he shall be angry...

EDIT: skidz, not you toasty. You sleep on the couch anyways. It is the...royal couch <.<

[Toasty]

srsly?

[kate]

YA RLY

let's show 'em how this spam thing is done toasty :P

[Eugine]

kate, on Jan 26 2008, 06:27 PM, said:

EDIT: skidz, not you toasty. You sleep on the couch anyways. It is the...royal couch <.<

OUCH.