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#1 ThankMeLater

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 02:43 PM

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I’m in love with my grandson and we’re having a baby’ When 72-year-old Pearl met her grandson, little did she realise she’d soon be ‘pregnant’ with his child Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again. But the retired grandmother isn’t carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child. What makes Pearl’s decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey. ‘I’m not interested in anyone else’s opinion,’ Pearl says. ‘I am in love with Phil and he’s in love with me. Soon I’ll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad’…. ‘When he emailed me a photo, I thought what a handsome and sexy man he was before pinching myself – he was my grandson!’ Confused, Pearl talked to a friend, who told her about an article she’d read on Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA), which occurs when close relatives meet as adults and are attracted to each other…. The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out. During the second week, giggly on wine after a night out, Pearl decided she wasn’t going to deny her feelings anymore. ‘I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,’ Pearl says. ‘I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.’
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#2 I'm Always BROKE

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 02:58 PM

.. the fuck???

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 03:03 PM

what is this i dont even

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 04:08 PM

God I really hate people.

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 04:18 PM

Funny and disgusting at the same time.

Anyway!

Love is my religion, Love is my religion, Love is my religion
I'll take you to the temple tonight

All my days I've been searching, to find out what this life is worth
through the books and bibles of time I've made up my mind
I don't condemn, I don't convert, this is a calling have you heard
bring all the lovers to the fold, cause no one is gonna lose their soul

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 04:45 PM

...oh god. That's...just...wow.

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 04:55 PM

ewwwwwwww

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 05:10 PM

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 05:20 PM

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 05:32 PM

<3 incest

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 06:13 PM

Wincest prevails!

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 06:54 PM

That woman is total GILF. I wish that was my grandma so I could have her kids.

On a serious note, I love that doctors have come up with a term (GSA) for people who are straight fucked up.

#13 I'm Always BROKE

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 11:53 PM

Eugine, on May 4 2010, 12:18 AM, said:

This song is awesome. Been listening to this for years now. One of Ziggy's best. :)

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