[Zeypher]

http://omegle.com

Post your conversations!

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Stranger: 'Ello poppet.
You: Greetings, old bean!
Stranger: Good eveeennnninnnnng.
You: Funny to see you 'round these parts, I say!
Stranger: I concur! How are you and your platypus, Magenta, doing these days?
You: Mighty fine night to go for a stroll, wouldn't you agree?
Stranger: Indeed!
You: She just gave birth to a new born baby!
Stranger: Why, I declare! What splendid news!
You: It has my eyes but takes after her mother's physique
You: Quite so, 'ole chap!
Stranger: Why, my dear man, are you implying that you had...RELATIONS...with your PLATYPUS!?
You: Good sir! Magenta is a beautiful specimen! Her fur felt splendid on my naked body!
You: I scoff at thee! To claim that you haven't had sexual relations with your horse, Black Beard!
Stranger: Why, the NERVE! The scandal! I simply do not believe that I can relate with such...unorthodox...people!
Stranger: Black Beard and I are just friends with benefits!
Stranger: There's no need to go into that!
You: A blowjob from a horse is still a blowjob, good sir!
Stranger: Of all the uncouth things to say! It was ONE TIME! I had overindulged on brandy and Black Beard had an overly-large helping of oats that evening!
Stranger: You and Magenta, however...that is a different matter!
You: We have created a magnificent offspring! You, on the other hand, received a sloppy beej' from Black Beard behind the haystacks! Completely unacceptable behavior!
You: And then the aftermath... him nibbling off a part of your tip... Disgusting! I had to rush you to the hospital and you have yet to repay me!
Stranger: You have created OFFSPRING with a PLATYPUS! My dear man do you not realize the implications of this?! Your daughter will always be torn between walking on two feet, wearing a petticoat and carrying a parisol...and SWIMMING in the water while cleaning her overly-large bill!
Stranger: Haven't I suffered enough? Must we go back into that!
Stranger: ...You appear to be speechless.
You: I apologize, my daughter read the terrible words you spoke and is crying a thousand tears!
Stranger: I'm sorry, but you simply must face the facts! And *gasp* you liar! She's merely a newborn! There's no way she could read my highly dignified speeh!
Stranger: *speech
You: What is so bad about swimming? And cleaning her bill? You are comparing her to a lowly duck! An insult!
Stranger: Oh, the slander!
Stranger: Picture this, my man: your daughter is out for a stroll through the park with a suitor. She is wearing her finest dress and carries her nicest parisole.
Stranger: Suddenly, the couple reach the riverside, where the young suitor intends to propose. As he gets down on one knee, the water catches your daughter's eye. Suddenly, she drops the parisol, ditches the dress and is suddenly swimming through the water chasing fish! Just IMAGINE THAT, sir!
You: She would know how to provide for her family! An endless supply of fish and even dolphin! What potential suitor wouldn't desire such a luxury?
Stranger: A suitor who expected a normal, well-bred, human wife! Your daughter not any of these (except well-bred, my man. You and Magenta both have remarkable genes.) !
You: Our daughter might not even wish to wed with a human male but with a male platypus instead! There is a plentiful supply of male platypus in Australia!
Stranger: But then her husband will expect a full-bred platypus!
Stranger: WHICH SHE IS NOT!
You: But she will know how to play the banjo and kazoo, and will teach the wonders of music to her platypus husband and children! They will become the greatest traveling platypus family of musicians on Earth!
Stranger: Why, I simply love the kazoo! What a splendid idea.
You: Quite so! I once transformed into a bear wearing pants and rode my bird friend named Kazoo...ie!
Stranger: What is your daughter's name, chap? I realized I have not asked.
Stranger: What a story!
You: Ah, her name is DaSheShe. Thank you kindly for inquiring!
Stranger: What a lovely name.
Stranger: I must ask you, though, when you transformed into a bear...it wasn't THIS bear, was it?
Stranger: http://userserve-ak....52/25567403.png
Stranger: One moment, chap. Continue typing while I'm away, won't you?
You: No! The memories! That accursed bear raped an entire school of newborn fish!
You: Of course, friend! Have a nice poop.
You: I remember it like it was just yesterday...
Stranger: Yes, that bear is quite dastardly.
You: Welcome back!
Stranger: Why thank you! My flatmate, Beauragard had a question for me.
Stranger: (He says hello, by the way.)
You: And how is Beauragard doing these days?
Stranger: He is quite well. He and Licorice have been perfecting their two-part harmony to "Hey Soul Sister." They plan to go on a national tour.
You: Splendid! I hear singing "Hey Soul Sister" at karaoke is the ultimate chick-magnet!
Stranger: Indeed, indeed. It most certainly is!
Stranger: ...Or so I've been told
Stranger: Well, my good man, as it happens my monocle needs polishing. So I believe I must go do that now. But it was absolutely lovely chatting with you!
You: And you too, friend! May the years be kind on you!
Stranger: Tell Magenta and DaSheShe I say hello.
Stranger: Ah, and the same to you good chap! Have a lovely life!
You: Of course! And let Black Beard know I may visit him, if you catch my drift!
Stranger: Ah, yes. Of course.
Stranger: Farewell!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hiii
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Let me check
You: I feel a penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Dip my nuts in marinara sauce
Stranger: And then do what with the nuts?
You: I... I don't know
Stranger: Should they be eaten?
You: Eh... That would hurt
Stranger: "No, dude! Those are my nuts!"
You: Can you like... Lick them? I don't know...
Stranger: That's like licking plum sauce off of chicken fingers.
Stranger: You don't get the whole experience by doing that.
You: That's true
Stranger: But that sounds tasty regardless.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Toasty]

You: Hey bro
Stranger: hey sis
You: I'm not your sis bro
Stranger: i aint your bro homie
You: I'm not your homie pal
Stranger: im not your pal buddy
You: I'm not your buddy guy
Stranger: im not your guy girl
You: I'm not your girl woman
Stranger: im not your woman man
You: I'm not your man, dawg
Stranger: im not your dawg breh
You: I'm not your breh, brah
Stranger: im not your brah, kid
You: I'm not your kid, son
Stranger: im not your son, kiddo
You: I'm not your kiddo you freaking paedophile
Stranger: im not a freaking pedophile you perv
You: I'm not your perv you hunkuvaman
Stranger: im not your hunkuvaman you dog
You: I'm not your dog you cat
Stranger: im not your cat you mouse
You: I'm not your mouse, demau5
You: oh balls
You: botched that one
Stranger: shit im lost
You: same here bro
Stranger: ....im not your BRO
You: DAWG
Stranger: HOMIE
You: BROSEPH
Stranger: BROSKI
You: BROHA
You:
Stranger: omg you went there
You: oh yes
You: yes I did
You: I now have you hopelessly incapacitated with laughter!
Stranger: did you have this all ready before i said anything?
You: Actually, no
You: no I didn't
Stranger: im immune to laughter
You: aww dang
You: foiled again!
Stranger: or at least by these guys
Stranger: HAZAH! i win

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Stranger: im gay
You: I'm straight

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Stranger: hello
You: sup
You: I just killed a seasponge
You: I think he was living in some kind of pineapple thingy
You: somehwere under the sea
You: it was totally an accident though
You: This starfish was attacking him
Stranger: ohh i hate when he does that
You: I know, right?
You: It's all like
You: "HEY MAN!"
You: "Sponges have rights too!"
Stranger: how are you doin?
You: Well
You: I feel pretty horrible actually
Stranger: are you high?
You: having killed an innocent sponge and all
You: Nope
You: I don't do drug
You: s
You: It's unhealthy
Stranger: i dont believe you

[Ironsight]

Saved someone else's one from a while back.

Stranger: will you be my mommy?
You: Yes.
You: Now come fourth to my nipples
You: AND FEED
Stranger: okay!
You: Also
You: Mastier Cheif dies at the end of Halo Reach
Stranger: sweet!
You: :D
Stranger: i actually don't play halo, so...
Stranger: sorry to deflate your spoiler?
You: Neither do I, shit's for casuals
You: It's okay
You: I am proud
You: (of you)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i suppose
You: Indeeeeeeed
You: Well, I'm gonna try ruining this game for other people, good bye!
Stranger: bye mom
You: Bye son
You: You'll be a handsome man one day
You have disconnected.

[Caael]

Gonna post some of Thomas's that he copypasta'd to me a while back because some of them were fucking hilarious


You: khybvgh
You: *hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/?
You: what other options?
Stranger: f?
You: yeah that one



You: khybvgh
You: *hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/?
You: what other options?
Stranger: f?
You: yeah that one



You: can you tell me
You: where you're heading?
You: Senor
Stranger: hi male
Stranger: asl
You: 17 / F / London
Stranger: k
You: u
Stranger: i'm mahi usa
Stranger: age 19
You: gendeer?
Stranger: what's up
Stranger: male
You: oh
You: sorry
You: i'm bisexual
You have disconnected.



[16/11/2010 18:06:48] Legolastom: You: JHAJKSHEY
Stranger: heya
You: *Hello
Stranger: wat?
You: I said hello calm down dood
Stranger: ohk.name?
You: fuck off no
You: what is this fucking pedo central?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This is my personal favourite out of Thomas's:


Stranger: heyyy :)
You: Wait
You: Ok I'm back.
Stranger: ??
Stranger: LOL
You: How are you?
Stranger: niceee
Stranger: im good actually!
Stranger: you?
You: I'm ok I suppose.
Stranger: awww
Stranger: anything exciting happen lately?
Stranger: :)
You: Not really.
Stranger: mmmm... i see :<
Stranger: sooo what kind of music you into?
You: Um, Bob Dylan and Elton John kinda stuff...
You: Johnny Cash, The Beatles.
Stranger: hahha nice nice
Stranger: the oldies are goodies
Stranger: i love queen
You: Fucking homosexual.
You have disconnected.



Stranger: Haaay
You: how are you tonight
Stranger: goood thanks, how are you?
You: good thanks
You: what are you up to?
Stranger: talking to strangers and listening to music,
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you?
You: talking to strangers, you, and then listening to music
You: how are you
Stranger: you've already asked ;)))
You: no i havent
Stranger: riigghhht?
You: you dirty whore how could you have seen it
You have disconnected.

[Golden Legacy]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: everybody keeps leaving me
You: you won't leave me
You: right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.