[Heavyblade504]

Here I can make character do funny things at different parts of the game, for example.

*When Felix meets his first djinn*
Felix: ?
Echo: Hi I'm a djinn, and your an adept I bet.
Felix: yes
Echo: I knew it! (what ever he says in the game) so will you let me join you?
Felix: no
Echo: come on
Felix: no
Echo: I won't be a burden
Felix: no
Echo: fine if you won't let me join then I'll force you to make me join
Felix: no
Echo: RAWR!!!!! *is about to jump on Felix*
Felix: ....*uses Grand gaia on Echo*
Echo: ouch...*is on the ground*
Felix: I love doing that. :D

end example

There is no real story line. I just make small cut scenes in parts of the game, etc.

*when Felix gives the blacksmith a rusty axe*
Blacksmith: I'll just fix it right up!
*five minutes later*
Felix: where is my axe?
Blacksmith: I'll fix it later.
*10 minutes later*
Felix: well?
Blacksmith: later....
*one week later*
Felix: where is my axe!?
Blacksmith: what axe?
Felix: :blink: *takes Peirs' mace and beats the stuffing out of him*
Blacksmith: ouch....

Oh and to any Mod or Admin this is not a spam topic.

[Mallick]

that was pretty funny but I think that should go in Spam!!!!Seriously though SPAM!!

[Heavyblade504]

Uh no, this is not spam nor do I intend for it to become spam.

A side from that time to make and cut-scene.

*before The group enters the Mars lighthouse*
Flint: hey aren'tt we going to get the rest of my friend?
Issac: yes but we have to go in there to get the psynergy we need to get them.
Flint: you suck you know that?
Issac: why?
Flint: cause you can't swim, you can't even pick up things that might actually be useful.
Issac: I don't see your point.
Flint: :wacko: I'm going to kill you over, and over again.
Everyone else: :ph34r: *cough*

[MysticWarrior]

Your stories have potential to be funny but... something is missing. It gets funnier and funnier until at 1 point it gets kinda ruined. Sorry, but that's what I feel like.

[Heavyblade504]

*after Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Karden reaches the main land after the tidal wave*
Felix: :wacko:
Jenna: whats wrong Felix?
Sheba: he can't talk.
Jenna: why?
Sheba: cause Camelot forced him to sign a paper to he can't talk through out the game except at certain parts.
Karden: tell me how high where you when you fell?
Sheba: :ph34r:
Felix: *makes a sign saying* "this sucks"

[Heavyblade504]

Special post!!! this time I'm going to add Fe characters!!!

*At a random weapon shop*
Issac: Jenna, you better not waste our money on stupid crude like you did last time.
Jenna: Oh and that wooden shield wasn't crude?
Felix: she got you there!
Issac: shut up.
Flint: *pops up from Issac's armor* whats all the rucks?
Issac: you shut up! :wacko:
Flint: fine! :ph34r: *goes back into armor*( I'm going to stab him during each battle until he dies.)
*end*
now the FE cut-scene!
*choosing an Arena team*
Me: who to chose....
Lyn: ME!
Eliwood: no choose me!
Hector: forget him, he sucks ,chose me and lyn!
Me: okay....who else.
ELiwood: me!
Raven: I'll join!
Me: Raven your in!
Eliwood: crap!
Me: who last....
Erk: chose me!
Eliwood: forget magic man there chose me!
Pent: forget both of them pick me!
Athos: pick me
Me: um.....
GUy: me!!!
ME: come on down Guy!
Eliwood: what, why would you chose that ******* above me! you **** head! I'm going to *because eliwood was so foul mouthed I was force to punish him by letting him die repeatedly.*

[Heavyblade504]

*when Felix and group go to a random inn*
Felix: (I need to use the bathroom!) ugh.... :(
Jenna: whats wrong brother?
Felix: where is the bathroom?
Innkeeper: what bathroom?
Felix: you don't have a restroom...
Innkeeper: nope if you got to use the restroom do it out side.
Echo: everyone run! *all of the djinn Felix has runs to Issac*
Issac: I think he is going to explode.
Felix: must....ugh....*runs outside and out of town*
Piers: you know, if could run that fast we could have beaten our enemies much quicker.
Mia: you know what, I hate camelot.
Ivan&Sheba: we hate them too.
Garet: *whacks both sheba and ivan with a metal baseball bat* shut up! you guys can't talk!
Ivan: but-garet whacks him in the mouth and breaks most of his teeth* ouch....
sheba: Hahahaha!!! *whck whacked in the back of the head*
Garet: stupid lemon head.

[vasko]

<_< really funny i wanna hear more

[Mallick]

If it isn't one thing its another -_- you double posted HeavyBlade!!!PLEASE do not double post!!!!!!!it irritates me ALOT and
it is against the rules!!!!
*At coloso*
Ivan:Go Isaac!!!
Garet:..........
Mia:Go Isaac!!!
crowd:GO ISAAC!!!
Garet:HEY!!! anybody notice I entered to (from the stadium)
Everyone:GO SIT IN A CORNER GARET!!!
Garet: :( ok.*sits in corner*

[Heavyblade504]

What???? I can't post in anyway in my topic? oh wait the rules here aren't the same like at GSAR.... -_-

[Mallick]

thats ok IMO,I went through the same thing when I came here.....oh well no report buttons for me!!!!!

[vasko]

hey come on piers, dont be too harsh, after all, we're having fun, aren't we? keep it up?

*garet and isaac at a cave*
Garet (holding two rocks): thats a mole under the ground
Isaac: no its a monster
Garet: its amole
Isaac: its a monster! I wish i die right here if it isn't
*mole pops out of the ground startles garet and he accidentally throws a rock at isaacs head and he falls unconscious*
Garet: isaac, it was a mole, what'd i say? isaac? isaac? oh ****... you didnt have to be so loyal to your promises

[Heavyblade504]

Issac: I see dead people.
Flint: right you do, and I'm the leader of the cheer leader squad.
Issac: no REALLY I see dead people. *points to zombies* see what I mean!? *looks back at Flint to see he is dressed up as cheerleader* :P
Flint: what? :huh:

[Lightning Star]

some random spot near contigo, on a beach


Felix: uh sheba, where'd you get that stufed jupiter djinn?

Sheba: *squeezing stuffed djinn* um, err, an old man gave it to me?

Felix: riiiiiiiight. i beter not find out you used your weapon money on that

Jenna/ piers: *starts talking to felix*

Sheba: *takes axe and pokes her arm* ooh ow! felix can i use an herb?

Felix: sure, theres one in my bag. *hands bag to sheba and starts talking to piers*

sheba: *puts bag by felix and sneaks away*

1 minute later

Felix: hey where'd sheba go?

jenna: i don't know

Felix *looks in bag* hey where did my wallet- wait a minute, SHEBA!

sheba: *walks back to beach holding now three stuffed djinn* oh crap!

[Dullahan]

Thes are quite good, but don't triple post.

[Echo_djinn]

*On top of Venus lighthouse*

Garet:Ya we got them Isaac!!! Saturos and Menadi are gone!!!

Isaac:We can see that Garet :blink:.... great to see that your all better now that the battle is over...

Garet:Oh ya uhhh...sorry about faking my death in the battle but u should read the print in the bottom of the screne. It did say I only fainted.

Ivan:He has a point there Isaac.

Mia:He's right there Isaac.

Isaac:Yeah well..:idea:Garet why don't you look over the lighthouse to see if you can see Jenna at the bottom.

Garet:Sure Isaac let me just take a quick look...and...WHAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Isaac pushed Garet over the lighthouse*

Isaac:How much do you two want to bet he will bounce when he hits the ground..

Ivan:I bet 2 gold coins he will.

Mia:I bet 5 five he wont....

[Heavyblade504]

*when Felix gets Sol blade*

Felix: cool!
Issac: let me see that!
Felix: no way you lost your sword so you can't have mine!
Issac: I'll fight you for it!
Felix: okay, but If I win I get all your djinn and you don't merry my sister.
Issac: DEAL!
Jenna: Issac!
Issac: what? Felix is a-*is blown to the wall by Felix* wimp....*faints*
Felix: yes! *dances*
Ivan: ok cough them up!
Sheba: fine...*give Ivan 50 gold*
Ivan: now I get that GBA I've been eyeing on.

[Echo_djinn]

This is dead in my eyes lock

[Lightning Star]

on babi's ship

Garet: okay, Isaac is obviously distracted now go read his mind

Ivan: I'm goin i'm goin...how would you feel that you're the only one that has a risk of getting pummled by rocks

Garet:well you could quit but then you never get a chance at 100 coins

Ivan: i guess somethings are worth the risk.*sneaks up behind Isaac* *gasp* Jenna?!

Isaac: what? where! IVAN!

Ivan: eep!

behind crates

Mia: I win, Isaac caught him. now hand it over

Garet: man, now i owe you both *hands over 40 coins*

Mia: hee hee...i've finally found my evil side. *loud crash in the background*


did that make sence to you guys? i hope it did.

[Heavyblade504]

yeah thats good....

*the truth when Issac & Garet gets beaten up by Santuros and Menderi*
Issac: (wow shes cute!)
Santuros: huh? *sees Issac eyeballing Merdeni* hey kid why are you looking at her like that?
Issac: uh...what are you talking about?
Santuros: I know that look, so don't you get any ideas.
Merdeni: so what? I kinda like him. *goes up to Issac and snuggles him*
Garet: hey Issac why is your nose bleeding?
Merdeni: *giggles*
Issac: what? *wipes blood away*
Santuros: oh thats it kid I'm taking you down!
*battle*

thats it....don't complain about my misspelling.

[Echo_djinn]

^ hmmm a little to hum mushy lol(Isaac and merdeni hahahaha)

isn't mendreni alittle to old for isaac?

[ForteGX]

You've started a really popular trend, HB504.

*Atop the Mercury Lighthouse; Saturos peers into the deep chasm of the Aerie*

Saturos: That's pretty deep...
Alex: Yeah, now cast in the Star!
Saturos: So...I just toss it into this hole?
Alex: YES, SATUROS! Just drop the little blue orb into the big hole! Just think of it as a giant, destiny-bearing, wishing well!
Saturos: *extends arm over the chasm, about to release the star; then pauses*
Alex: Argh!!! What's the problem?!
Saturos: I'm doing this right, right?
Alex: YES!!!
Saturos: And I won't break anything, will I?
Alex: *eye twitch* No...
Saturos: You're positive?
Alex: This is taking too long!!! *Pushes Saturos into the chasm along with the Star*
Menardi: *arrives on the elevator* What's taking so long?! Where's Saturos?
Alex: Uhhh...he already went back down...

[Heavyblade504]

Thanks ;) ForteGX....its popular here than it was over a GSAR.

*when Jenna r4uns down the venus lighthouse*

Jenna: Hey, Karden why are the blocks here still the same?
Karden: what are you talking about?
Jenna: well hte game script, its says that these aren't suppost to be like this, they are suppose to moved over the right, cause Issac moved them to get to the venus lighthouse.
Karden: Jenna, stay with me, I don't want to be alone.
Jenna: I serious, and why didn't Felix say anything when he got us down the lighthouse? I mean, on our way here all he did was talk, and then he becomes quite all of a sudden, I say thats weird.
Karden: how about you be quiet, before you ruin the story-*Issac and group arrives and sees Jenna* hide!
Jenna: no way! Its Issac, he has come to save me! I knew he loved me!!! *runs to Issac but trips and falls on her face* X_x
Karden: phew....at least the story line won't get screwed up....
Issac: hi Karden!
Karden: aw crap....camelot doesn't pay me enough to do this ****.

[ForteGX]

Priceless.

*Atop Venus Lighthouse; Saturos and Menardi have fallen into the pit on the Aerie*

Garet: We did it...we beat 'em.

Saturos: I'm not dead...

Isaac: Wha?!

Saturos: I'm holding onto the edge of the pit; I've got Menardi here, too. If someone can just grab my hand and pull, I think, I think we'll be just fine.

Isaac:*whistles innocently and sidesteps over to the edge of the pit* Whoopsy-daisy!*steps on Saturos' hand*

Saturos and Menardi: GYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

*crash*

Garet: *wiping hands together*...yep...they're finally gone!

Saturos: Oooog...we're still...barely alive...if someone can just drop a rope or something...

Isaac: Grrrrrr...*throws Gaia Blade down into the chasm*

Saturos: Whoa! Uhh...someone dropped their sword down here...and it came dreadfully close to hitting me...uh...is anyone there?

Isaac: Ugh! Forget this! Lets go get some shish-kabob back at Lalivero...

*party leaves the lighthouse*

Saturos: Guys...help...

[Heavyblade504]

Nice one.

*when Issac starts collecting the elemental stars(he is at the Venus statue)

Issac: hey whats this *pokes djinn*

Garet: Issac don't touch that!

Issac: why I think its cute *starts hugging sleeping djinn* :P

Garet: B) ....he needs to get a- How to be a real man video! and it only costs $33.95 *whispers* with 50% tax.

Kraden: *throws a rock a Garet's head* stop trying to get people to by your stupid videos! :lol:

Garet: ow!.... :mellow: fine....stupid old fart.

Karden: what did you say?! don't make me beat you with my book of pain!

Garet: AH! okay okay! I wont.....buy Garet's how to be a real man video.

Karden: *throws another rock at his head* punk! if you say anything aboout so stupid video with some stupid idiot telling people that to be a man you have to have stupid spikey hair.

Issac: they are so cute!!!*hugs more sleeping djinn* they are like beeny babies!
Jenna: how come during this whole post I didn't say anything?

[Echo_djinn]

*golden sun lit everyone in prox*

Jenna: mom dad ur alive!!!
Jenna's dad: yes Jenna were ok all thanx to isaac
Felix:WTF i am the hero here!!! i did this mission first before isaac!!!
Jenna's mom:yes all thanxs to Isaac
Felix:WHAT!!!! mom not u to...guys back me up ok i saved them right
Rest of the party:Yes all thanx to Isaac
Isaac:Ahh thanx u guys
Felix:!!@!%$#@*storms off*
Jenna: hum did u guys hear something..
Rest of the party: hmmm no

[ForteGX]

*entering Garoh; little werewolf walks up*

Sheba: EEEEEEK!

Kraden: Idiot! You scared it away!

Sheba: But it was--

Jenna and Felix: *both yelling at Sheba in agreement with Kraden* Moron! Stupid! Now we'll never find it!

Kraden: *pushes Sheba into pond*

[Heavyblade504]

*at a random item shop*
Felix: hey i bought some strange candy that the shop keep sold to me.
Issac: what is it?
Felix: he said it changes your head in to the fruit, epending on the taste of the candy. *eats a green on and his head turns into a watermelon* see!
Issac: cool! *tries a red one and head turns onto an apple*
Sheba: let me try one! *eats a yellow on and nothing happens* huh?
Jon: I knew you where a lemon head!!!
HB(me): Hahahaha~!
Sheba: Jon if you don't leave right now I'm hurt you!
Jon: not if I stab you with my Z-saber first! *both Jon and Sheba fight each other in cloud of dust*

if your wondering Jon is an Admin at GSAR and you can find out whats with the lemon head thing there.

[Mallick]

*at an Item shop*

Felix:What kind of artifacts do you have?

Shopkeep: *names long list* oh yeah we also have this peice of s**t that PDM gave me. *points to the Mystic Oddysey Sword* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/PiersDM/MysticOddyseysword.jpg

Felix:How much?

Shopkeep:1000,000 coins

Felix:What unleash does it have?

Shopkeep:Golden Oddysey rage

Felix:I'll take it!!!

[ForteGX]

*At coin toss in Lemuria*

Felix: Here goes nothin'! *tosses Lucky Medal*

Spirit (the prize dragon): Here's your prize!

*Felix recieves a Potion*

Felix: What the--? What the hell?! That Medal landed dead center!

Spirit: No...it richoched off two crabs and a turtle, and landed on the outside!

Felix: No it didn't! It bounced off of one turtle, and then rolled into the center!

Spirit: Look, I'm not here to argue with you! Take your Potion, or leave it! If you want something better, then get some more Medals and try again!

Felix: Grrrr...*lunges at Spirit and severs the head with his sword; all the prizes fall out* Dig in, everyone!

Jenna: Whee! A Floral Dress!

Sheba: A Brilliant Circlet!

Piers: Cool, an Aegis Shield! Oh! And a Crown of Glory! *gasp* A Minerva Helm!

Felix: *picks up Potion, and takes a sip* Mmmm...ya' know what? This Potion ain't so bad after all!

[Mallick]

that one was awesome ForteGX!!!It made me laugh really hard (I don't know why buit it did)

[MysticWarrior]

*When Echo joins Felix*

Echo: Come on, don't be a meanie. Nobody likes a meanie.

Felix: & #$.

Jenna: He says "I do."

Echo: Fine then! Just you wait! My brothers and sisters will stalk you forever!

Sheba: Do you think we're gonna let you get away once you said that?

Echo: Uhh... No. (YES! MY PLAN WORKS!)

[ForteGX]

*At "Lucky" Slots*

Felix: C'mon! Daddy needs a new pair of Hyper Boots!

Woman: Congradulations! You won...

Felix: Yesssss?

Woman: Fur Boots!

Felix: *eye-twitch* Wha?

Woman: Would you care to try again?

Felix:...sure...*hands over ticket; wins again*

Woman: Congradulations! You won...Quick Boots!

Felix: *discontented sigh; hands over another ticket*

*hours of gambling later*

Woman: Congradulations! You won...Fur Boots!

Felix: *unsheathes sword and points it at the woman* I won Hyper Boots.

Woman: Actually--

Felix: HYPER BOOTS! SAY IT!

Woman: *cowers* Congradulations...

Felix Yessss?

Woman: ...you won...

Felix: Yessssssss?

Woman: Hyper Boots?

Felix: *sheathes sword, returns to cheery self* Wow! Hyper Boots! How lucky of me! Oh! I'm gonna' win me some Mythril Shirts, too! Oooh! And some War Rings!

Woman: *faints*

(That's right, Nintendo...Lucky Slots SUCK! Learn how to make fun minigames again.)

[Heavyblade504]

*In Vault*
Issac: Felix, I just realised something.
Felix: what?
Issac: throughout both games we never got anything to eat.
Felix: that and there was no bathrooms too....I think nintendo is getting lazy, who ever heard of a world with out bathroom!?
Jenna: hey guys the item shop next to the bathrooms are selling ice cream for 5 gold!
Felix: Issac, I hate you.
Issac: *eating icecream* say what?
Felix: :lol: urge to kill....rising....

[Mallick]

lol,you guys are good at this,sadly I am not :lol:

[ForteGX]

Well...I feel like I've taken over HB504's topic...sorry. :lol:

*goes to "Sprite Battle" topic*

[Heavyblade504]

Don't be!!! I like the fact people love my topic! :wacko: (I also like the more faces you can chose)

*when Issac and group are in the forest with the monkey monsters in the GS*
Issac: man, I hate this place.
Garet: why? I like it, there is a lot to burn.
Mia: *arrives to group looking tired and a slightly burnt* Garet, what did I say about letting fire spread.
Garet: sorry :(
Ivan: I think this place is weird....
Garet: shut up, small one.*starts knuckling Ivan, in the head*
Issac: *sees monkey head peeping out of the stump* hey look its a stupid monkey! *throws a rock at it head making it hind in the stump*
Mia: I hope you realised you've doomed your self right?
Issac: what is a stupid little monkey going to do to me?
Ivan: I-*gets knucked in the head again by Garet*
Garet: I said no talking you shorty!
Mia: Garet, Ivan I think its time we leave.
Issac: why didn't you say my name too?
Mia: oh, you'll find out.
Issac: wha-*gets tackled by a giant monkey*
Garet: oh-*is tackled with Issac by the monkey*
Mia: quickly! *runs*
Ivan: what did you-*gets tackled too*
Mia: *escapes* well...at least I'm finally free....*gets a cigeritte box out* at least I can finally relax! *farts and starts smoking*

[ForteGX]

That last one made me laugh. Mia's real nature...

[Heavyblade504]

*at a random inn*
Felix: Issac! look what I got! *shows Issac a toy monkey* :)
Issac: MONKEY!!!!! *starts sucking thumb and hides under a bed* :(
Felix: Issac?
Mia: *drinking coffee* don't bother...because of an attack from a giant monkey.
Ivan: *comes in and see monkey toy and runs* AHHHHHHH~!!!!
Garet: *sees monkey toy* uhh.....*pees pants* uhh......
Sheba: Garet are you-*get whacked in head by garet with a mace*
Garet: uhh.....*runs* AHHHHH~!!!!!
Mia: the attack left him mentally dumb....
Piers: oh I thought he was doumb all the time.
Mia: he was....the monkey just made him dumber....actually the docter dropped him on the ground when he was born....and his mom dropped him yesterday when she was feeding him his noon bottle of milk.
Felix: ;) weird...*gets tackled by toy monkey*
M.Toy: M.Toy say your a foo, if you don't drink your milk!
Everyone but Issac: :)
Issac: *tackles M.Toy with sword and stabbing it* Die monkey!!!! :angry:

[ForteGX]

*at Vault*

Isaac: *Mind Reading dog in center of headstones* Ok. Here's a big, juicy bone!
Dog: (Thanks)
Isaac:...
Dog: (This is great! You really didn't have to go through all the trouble...)
Isaac: *frantically flips through GS script; scratches head* Uhhh...yeah...
Dog: *continues biting at dog bone*
Isaac: Ummm...aren't you supposed to move now?
Dog: (Nah. I'm enjoying my bone right now. Ask me later.)
Isaac: I'm kinda' in a rush...
Dog: (You can wait, can't you?)
Isaac: What?! C'mon! Move it!
Dog: (See this?! This is my spot. Mine. I appreciate you getting this bone for me, but do you think you can just come here and throw me outta' my personal spot just so you can lollygag all day?)
Isaac: *draws sword*
Dog: (Bring it!) *transforms into Cerebus*
Isaac: *looking up at Cerebus* Can't we talk about this?

*hours of battling later*

Issac: *breathing heavily* Finally...we won...
Ivan: What did we come here for again?
Isaac: Hmmm...I remeber! *grabs bone from fallen Cerebus, curls up in the center of the headstones and starts biting at dog bone*
Mia: That certainly explains a lot...

[Valistrix]

Lol that ones hilarius how come you guys are so good at it. -_-

[Heavyblade504]

One word, Gamefaqs.....that and watching tv.


*before the final battle*


Issac: I wonder what would happen if Jenna was never kidnapped......
Felix: I'm thirsty....*sees a pouch of water on Jenna's waist* must...have water...
Garet: This sucks.....I need cookies....cookies....Mmmmm...
Piers: This really sucks....I wonder what momma is cooking.... :o I forgot she DEAD!!! why momma why!?!?!?!?
Jenna: This is boring....I wonder if the special liquid in my pouch is still good....I miss Saturos....*sigh*
Mia: I tired of doing this *beep* what the *beep* aw man! even in my mind I'm still censored! -_- Hey readers read this! you *beep, beep, beep, beep, beep*
Ivan&Sheba: My plan to conquer the world is at hand! after those fools kill off the dragon I'll kill them.....hey sheba why are you in my mind? your in my mind you twit! after I kill them your next.
Issac: I'm need water! *takes Jenna's water and drinks the whole thing up* uh....
Jenna: Issac! You just drank a pouch of acid!
Issac: uh.....*dies*
Everyone: *stares at issac's corpse*
Felix: eh, I didn't like him anyway.
Jenna: yeah he was a jerk.
Garet: yeah...we can just ask Ivan's sister to take his place.
Felix: Hamma.....*drools*
Jenna: *punches him in the arm* I thought you loved me!
Felix: oh....uhh....want a cookie?
Jenna: sure!
FElix: okay *gives Jenna a cookie with forget sprinkles on it*
Jenna: who am I?
Felix: your my girlfriend and you are going to marry me.
Jenna: okay!
Garet: your a sicko.
Felix: and your dumb.

[Valistrix]

Ok i'll give it a try

Isaac's Corpse: hey i'm still alive here :(
Mia: ok then (uses pure wish on Isaac)
Isaac: thanks :)
Garet: oh mia why's you have to do that
Felix: yeah now he can see me and jenna making up
Isaac: what :blink: jenna how how how could you
Felix: face it Isaac you're not good enough
Isaac: oh shut up you're not supposed to talk(zips Felix's mouth up)
Sheba: hey that's not nice :D
Garet: shut up midget *hits sheba*
Sheba: owwwww
Jenna: garet stop hitting the tiny ones
Ivan: yeah garet
Garet: *hits ivan* shut up
Isaac: hey jenna i'm talking to you
Jenna: yes yes i know it's just Felix is much more hunkier
Felix: *mumble*hmmm mooo
Garet: what was that felix i couldn't here you
Mia: isaac forget jenna and come to me
Isaac: hmmmmm ok
Jenna: no isaac come to me
Felix: MMMOMHOM
Jenna: be queit you *slaps felix off lighthouse*
Mia: FELIX...NOOOOO *jumps after felix*
Isaac: so much for liking me well looks like you my last choice jenna
Jenna: yay ^_^
Piers: now what part did i play in this again...oh yeah *jumps after mia*

[ForteGX]

*Atop Jupiter Lighthouse; Karst and Agatio defeated*

Piers: You mean that if neither Karst nor Agatio return to Prox, Felix and Jenna's parents will be killed?!

Jenna: You're bluffing!

Agatio: Then I guess you'd better finish us off, like we said!

Felix: Okay. *kicks Karst and Agatio into the well*

Karst: THIS WASN'T IN THE SCRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Felix: *Wiping hands together* Another job well done, eh?

Piers, Jenna, Sheba, Kraden: :D

Felix: What? You actually believed them? Pshaw! They were just making excuses for us to spare them! Do you think that they'd really kill our parents?

*At Prox*

Puelle: We've received word from Alex that Karst and Agatio are dead by Felix's hand. You know what to do.

Felix's Father: I hope Felix and Jenna are safe...

*Proxian footsoldiers kick down the door*

Felix's Mother: Have my children returned?!

Soldier: Uhhhh...yeah...and they're waiting for you outside of town...

Felix's Father: *sniff* I can't wait to see how much my boy has grown!

Well...you can pretty much guess how this story ends...



(They get killed! :blink:)

[Valistrix]

good one Forte but the end was really sad

[ForteGX]

And having Isaac die from acid burns isn't sad?

[Valistrix]

no cos hes a geekcame back to life cos mia healed him

[Heavyblade504]

Yeah and Felix kills him later when he finds him kissing Jenna.

[ForteGX]

*At Lunpa Inn*

*Isaac and Garet enter the room with two humongous bags on their shoulders; their clothes stuffed with Game Tickets*

Garet: We're done shopping!

Mia: Took long enough!

Ivan: Whee! Whaddya' get? Whaddya' get?!

*Isaac and Garet start emptying the contents of the bag; Elixirs, Herbs, Nuts, and Antidotes fall everywhere*

Isaac: A Silver Armlet for Ivan, and Platinum Circlet for Mia...

Garet: ...a Mirrored Shield and a Silver Helm for Isaac.

Isaac: Dragon Scales, Axe, and Shield for Garet...

Garet: ...Swift Sword for Ivan.

Isaac: Crystal Rod for Mia...

Garet: ...and Hyper Boots and Mythril Shirts for everyone!

Ivan and Mia: This stuff is great! How on earth did you pay for all this with that cheap stuff we had, made of wood and leather?

Garet: Well...

*back at local weapon shop*

*shop has been ransacked, salesmen are bound and gagged*

Garet: We made some, rather harsh, negotiations...

Isaac: Yeah, extreme bartering...*nervous chuckle*

[Kuraikitsune]

*In Yallam...*

*Sunshine's happily pounding away at an Orichalon while the Isaac, Jenna, and Sheba wait.*

Isaac: Now Sunshine, remember... Excalibur. Okay? Can you remember that?

*Isaac holds up an extremely large bag filled with Millenium Helms and Nebula Wands.*

Jenna: But...

Isaac: But what?

Sheba: Why Excalibur?

Isaac: What?

Jenna: Yeah! Except for the lame-ass Nebula Wand and Big Bang Gloves, there's nothing for us! Only stuff for you long sword-weilding guys! *Walks away and pouts, realizing how much better the guys' armor is than hers and grumbling about Nebula Wands.*

Sheba: Aww, you made her cry! Apologize!

Isaac: Oh, Jenna! I'm so sorry! *Hugs*

Jenna: Damn. *Gives Sheba 1,000 coins.*

Isaac: ?

Sheba: Ha. He hugged you. I knew he liked you. I win.

Sunshine: I heard something about Nebula Wands! Here you go! Here's another one for you!

Isaac: AW, !@&*$!! *Screams obscenities before leaving the forge.*

Sheba: Ha. I knew he'd do that if you said it enough. *Takes another 300 gold from Jenna.*

[ForteGX]

*In Isaac's backyard at Vale*

Mia: Where's Garet?

Isaac: Over there, bein' stoopid! Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck.

Garet: *meditating, levitating* Your brash insults severely wound me, Isaac.

Isaac: Stop bein' so stoopid and maybe I'll stop makin' funnuhya'!

Mia: *Whispering to Garet* (What's wrong with Isaac?)

Garet: (Ever since Piers took Kraden to Lemuria to study, Isaac's been getting dummer and dummer; since there's no one left to educate him, he's been neglecting his studies.)

Mia: (And you?)

Garet: (Since our journey, seeing the power of alchemy myself, I've decided to learn more, so I can better understand my powers, and become much stronger.)

Mia: (What about Jenna?)

Garet: (She ran off to Kalay with Ivan.)

Mia: (Sheba?)

Garet: (Contigo. Studying at Anemos Sanctum.)

Mia: (So why'd you stay behind?)

Garet: (Well...someone has to take care of Isaac...)

Isaac: Hey, stoopid! I wet myself again!

Garet: Dear lord...not again.

[Kuraikitsune]

*At some random shop...*

Isaac: Hi. *Leans on counter.* I'd like to see your artifacts, please.

Shopkeeper: Here you go. *Holds out Excaliburs, Sol Blades, Tisiphone Edges, and Lachesis's Rules.*

Garet: WOW! Holy ****! How much?

*Shopkeeper whispers prices...*

Isaac: WHAT?! *Counts the 5,000 coins he has, knowing it's not nearly enough...*

Jenna: Wow.

Sheba: Damn.

Mia: *Not caring, since she never attacks anyways...*

Ivan: Aw, man.

Garet: Uh...

Shopkeeper: Yes?

Garet: Can I sell everything I have to have a Sol Blade?

Shopkeeper: Sure.

Felix: They're going to take forever to agree on a set price. Let's eat lunch while he's at it.

*Ten minutes later...*

Jenna: Good lunch.

Sheba: Yeah. Where's Garet?

Mia: AUGH! *Meets them, wrapped in delusion.*

Everyone: ???

Mia: IT'S... IT'S HORRIBLE!

*Garet walks out naked with a brand new Sol Blade, blinding half the party and putting the rest in delusion...*

[ForteGX]

Continuing ^'s

Isaac: *rolling with laughter*

Garet: What's so funny?

Isaac: *crying from the all the laughter*

Garet: WHAT?!

Isaac: *wipes away tears; calms down* Ahhh...Garet, only a Venus Adept can wield the Sol Blade.

Garet: What...? You mean...

Isaac: That's right! You sold all of your worldly possessions for a weapon you can't even use! *resumes laughing uncontrollably; snatches Sol Blade from Garet* Thanks a lot, buddy! *walks away laughing and swinging around Sol Blade* What a moron!

Garet:...*starts crying*

Mia: Well...now he acts and looks like a big baby...

Jenna: Let's just hope he doesn't need a diaper change... -.-'

[Echo_djinn]

continuing^
Isaac: Ohh wow this bade rocks iam never using the crap excalibur again. Here you go Felix.

Felix: WTF you take it and give me the sol blade* takes sol blade*

Isaac: No way I want it gimme*takes back sol blade*

Felix: DAM YOU ISAAC!!!! GRAND GAIA!!!

Isaac: WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Felix: ha now the sol blade is all mine...WTF.... where is it*looks around for it* yo guys do you know where it is.

*Everyone points up*

Isaac: HAHAHAHA SUCKEERR!!!!!!

Felix: $^#&@$ GET BACK HERE ISAAC!!!!!!!!!*chases after him*

Garet: so if no one wants the excalibur I'll take it

Piers: *grabs Garets hand* Drop the sword small thing and I dont mean your height naked boy before I hurt you.

[ForteGX]

*At Tolbi Inn*

Isaac: Ugh! I can't get this Muramasa off my hand!

Garet: I'll help you, Isaac!

Isaac: No, no, no, no, no, no! I got it. I'm fine. Don't worry; we just need to find a sanctum.

Garet: Nonsense! A little brute strength and it'll come right off!

Isaac: No! I can do it myself!

Garet: *yanks at Muramasa and, in a cartoony manner, tears Isaac's hand clean off* Oops...sorry 'bout that...

Isaac: *looking at the bloody stump that was once a wrist* You jerk.

[Echo_djinn]

*A few months after the Doom Dragon is defeated and the gang is at the beach*

Isaac: AAAAHHHH time to relax hey guys do you know where Jenna is,.

Garet: Nah i Haven't seen my ether

Isaac: OK so where are they?

*Jenna and Mia both come out of the hut in there swimsuits*

Isaac and Garet: WOW ;) ^_^ :) :)

Jenna: Ahhh its so hot outside i need a drink.

Isaac: I..I-.. I'll get you one

Garet: NO I Will

Jenna: Don't worry boys you both can but can you get it from prox the water there is cooler.

Isaac and Garet: SURE!!!

*Isaac and Garet run off*

Felix: Those two would do anything for a pretty face

Piers: Yes I know

Mia: Your right Jenna it is hot I need a drink too

*Felix and Piers run after Isaac and Garet to prox*

[Heavyblade504]

*when Issac meets up with Felix and group*

Issac: *sees Felix* Hi moron!
Felix: what did you say?
Issac: did I say moron?
Director: cut!
Take kid: take 2
Issac: *sees felix and Jenna kissing* you bas****!
Director: CUT!!!
TK: take 3
Issac: *sees Felix kissing Mia* eh....
Peirs: hey hands off!
Director: damnit! people stop screwing around!
TK: take 4
Issac: *sees Garet chasing Sheba* O_o
Felix: Garet what are you doing you freak!
Garet: come back here! I just want to punch you!
Director: thats it I'm sick of you people! *shoots self with shotgun*
Felix: say what?

[ForteGX]

*In inner chamber of Sol Sanctum*

Kraden: I must get a closer look at the stars! *Hops to next platform, then slips and falls* AHHHHHHHH!!! Help! Help! I can't swim! This water is so cold! I can't move! Gyah! I'm cramping!

Garet: Hey uh...shouldn't we...you know...help him?

Isaac: *Reads GS script* Hmmmm...well...based on this, if we do help him, our destinies will be forever intertwined with the fate of Weyard...*Flips through some more pages, and whistles with amazement* Whoo! We'll be in for quite an adventure: making friends and foes, learning new powers...

Jenna: Sounds like a blast!

Saturos: *peeks through the portal to the inner chamber* Hey guys! Mrs. Jerra just made brownies! All you can eat!

Isaac: Awesome!

Garet: Way to go, Mom!

Jenna: Whee! Brownies!

*all leave the inner sanctum and run for Garet's house*

Kraden: Why does no one help me?! Hello? Some assistance...? Please?

[Kuraikitsune]

*At the top of Jupiter Lighthouse...*

Felix: Aha! Now to try out my new weapon! All hail the Darksword!... *Tries in vain to remove it from the scabbard.*

Karst: ^_^ <_<

Agatio: :huh: (Remember, he's stupid.)

Piers: Need help, Felix? *Pulls sword from the scabbard, then tries to hand it to Felix...* Oh, damn.

Felix: What? Give it to me. *Grabs the Darksword, which is still in Piers's hand.* Holy ****. My hand... it's stuck...

Piers: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FELIX?! *Felix's Fear Helm falls from his bag and onto Piers's crotch. Felix tries to catch it, and therefore grabs Piers...*

Karst: Wow. No wonder why my sister ditched you. *sigh!* Looking at what you two are doing, you were probably molesting Saturos half the trip!

Felix: No I didn't!!!! *Tries to pull his hands away*

Piers: Did you really? *Pulls back, walking towards the lighthouse edge.*

Felix: AUGH. *Falls off the edge of the lighthouse, dragging Piers with him.*

Karst and Agatio: :)

Agatio: So what now? They've got the star. :(

Karst: Let's give them the benefit of a doubt and assume they used Retreat.

Agatio: Ah. :)

*With Isaac...*

Ivan: Wow. I'm hallucinating, now.

Jenna: Why'd you say that?

Isaac: Well, I just saw Felix and Piers holding hands with Felix's other hand on Piers's crotch falling from the lighthouse.

Ivan: ...Please tell me you know Mind Read.

Isaac: No, I don't.

Ivan: AUGH! :!: *Tries to gouge his own eyes out.*

[Valistrix]

Oh my god that one was hilarious I can't stop laughing

[Heavyblade504]

Nice one!


*at a rnadom battle with a red demon*

Felix: man this sucker is ugly!
Piers: just like you.
Felix: what did you say?
Piers: you heard me foo!
Jenna: did he just say "foo"?
Piers: you heard right foo!
Everyone: O_O;
Jenna: are you okay?
Piers: I've never been better foo!
Sheba: uh somebody help! *is in red demon's claw* come on people I only have 100 hp left!
Felix: should we help her?
Jenna: nah....I think its better if she gets eaten.
Piers: are you crazy foo!? we an something to prove we didn't kill her.
Felix: I got it.*walks up to the red demon with Sheba and takes her cloak* there we go.
Sheba: :mellow: You *******S!!!! when I get out of here I'll kill you all!!!!*struggles*
Red demon: clam down little one, I'm not gonna eat you.
Everyone: O_o;
RD: I only eat veges....besides you human tast like ****.
Sheba: then why do you attack us?
RD: oh I like to workout you know I don't want to be fat, and bloated like those other guys, I like rainbow colors really, and I like wearing short shorts and those dance clubs wOOt! wOOt!
Everyone: O_o;.....
Felix: lets leave
Piers: Piers agree with the foo.

[Kuraikitsune]

*At Contigo...*

*The two GS parties are finally face to face in that little house on the outskirts of town.*

Isaac: Wait. Gotta Set my Djinn. *He whistles, then all his Djinn jump into his clothes.*

Djinn: :wacko:

Isaac: *Regains his composure.* Jenna...

Jenna: Isaac...

Both: YAY! I've missed you! *Hugs*

Everyone else: ^_^

*Conversations stop, and they all turn to look at the duo.*

Isaac: Jenna... there's something I need to tell you...

Jenna: And there's something that I need to tell you, too, Isaac...

*Awkward pause...*

Jenna: I... I love you, Isaac.

Isaac: Really?! I love you too, Jenna! :joy: *Kiss!*

*Meanwhile, in Isaac's shirt...*

Flint: *Whispering.* (Hey, Granite.)

Granite: (What?)

Flint: (What's that?) *Points to Isaac's belt.*

Granite: (I dunno. How should I know?)

Flint: (I wanna know! I'll go look!) *Jumps down to Isaac's belt.* (Aww, it's only a belt... WHOAH!) *Slips and falls into Isaac's pants...*

Granite: (So what's up?) *Looks in vain for Flint.*

Flint: Waaah! Help!

*Back in the house...*

Isaac: *As Flint drops into his pants in between kisses.* (Damn, that feels weird.)

Jenna: Hm? What does? *Looks down at Isaac's crotch.* AAH! What the hell is that?! ;)

Isaac: Huh?

*Looks down to see a large, moving lump in his crotch.*

Isaac: AACK! *Blushes.* What're you looking down there for, Jenna?!

Jenna: It moves... *Backs away.*

Isaac: *Tries to cover it up.* It's not me, I swear!!!

Garet: *Looks at Isaac and grumbles.* (Damn, he's always got the best equipment...)

[Heavyblade504]

*when Issac goes up The Mars lighthouse*

Issac: why its the venus lighthoouse!
Mia: is it me or is she a little hyper.
Felix: quite! we can't let the gamers know that Issac is really a girl named Izzy.
Jenna: I hae the fact they make me Issac's girlfriend....the writers are pervs....they said I was suppost to kiss her in the end of the game.
Piers: Mia, do you know where my lip balm is?
Mia: in the drawer. I think they should have used guys for guys instead of having girls play guys.
Ivan: at least the gamers won't know Issac is really a girl because of she armor.
Issac: Wheeeeee~!!! It time to climb!
Everyone: ......
Felix: they seriously need to have guys play guys for now on.
Mia: agreed.
Sheba: how come I haven't said anything?
Garet: *whacks Sheba with a hammer* shut up little boy! your not important!

[Ryu Zero]

LOL, Heavyblade that was a good one.

[Platinum Sun]

*As the party leaves the mars lighthouse after defeating the doom dragon
Felix:Well...
Piers: It's over
Jenna: Yeah, but it's a shame our parents had to die
Isaac: It's what they would've wanted
Kraden: We shall cherish their memories
Kyle: I'm not dead!
Felix: ... ?
Isaac: I can almost hear my father's voice now...
Jenna's mother: ohhhh... please don't leave...
Jenna: me too
Felix's Father: ahhhh... it burns
Isaac: I know it's hard, but we'll get through it
Kyle: Get back here Isaac!
Felix: Uhm...
Garet: *whacks Felix* You're not supposed to talk!
Felix's Father: Garet you moron!
Garet: Oh, name calling, real mature Felix!
Felix: but-
Kraden: Hush, don't spoil the moment!
Felix: ...
Kraden: much better
Jenna's mother: Felix! speak up!
Kyle: it's always the quiet ones...
Felix: ...
Kyle: argh!
Felix's father: I never knew what I had gotten myself into when I told him to shut up
Ivan: Shouldn't we be going now?
Garet: No one cares what you think
Sheba: Hey!
Garet: You be quiet too! You're just Ivan with a different haircut
Jenna's mother: No! don't go!
Piers: Something tells me we should stay...
Kraden: I agree, perhaps we should give them a little more time to deal with their loss, Jenna appears to be having a rough time
Jenna's Mother: Please Jenna! You must listen
Jenna: NO! You're dead and there's nothing that can change that!
Jenna's Mother: No I'm not, but please! I cant move!
Jenna: no! lalalalalala dead! dead! lalalalalala!!!!
Jenna's mother: *sigh
Jenna: I just can't let them go...
Felix: ...
Jenna: you always know just what to say
Felix: ?
Garet: Don't get all fancy with your punctuation marks, we have a contract!
Felix ...
Garet: Darn right
Jenna: *cries
Jenna's mother: Jenna...
Felix's Father: Give it up, they're not listening.
Kyle: ...
Felix's Father: Don't you start!
Jenna: I can hear my father... telling me not to cry...
Felix's father :ahhhhhh!
Jenna: he'd be so mad at me right now
Kyle: Man your kids are dumb
Felix's father: Hey! Who tried to stop them from saving the world?
Isaac: ...
Kyle: Ahhh he's been contaminated!
Felix's father: Shut up!
Kyle: Noooooo!
Felix's father: Crap!
Kyle: ...
Felix's Father: That's gonna get old fast
Jenna's mother: ...
Felix: ...
Jenna: ...
Isaac: ...
Kraden: ...
Felix's father: ahhh! it's spreading! This is all your fault Kyle!
Kyle: ... what!?
Felix's Father: yes! it worked!
Kyle: yeah, but what do you mean?
Felix's father: Isn't it obvoius?
Kyle: What?
Felix's father: Oh seriously, Gravel blow?! What were you thinking!
Kyle: Well it's a step up from cure!
Jenna's mother: Hey! we were getting walloped!
Kyle: no, you were getting walloped, that's why you went down first
Jenna's mother: ...
Felix's Father: ahhhh!
Kyle: oh let it go!
Felix's father: Oh yeah, like i need advice from Mister "Dijnn blast? no way! Cruel Ruin looks much cooler"
Kyle: Well it does!
Felix's father: They summoned Iris!
Kyle: I told you to use guard aura
Felix's father: I wouldn't have needed to if not for a certain-
Jenna's mother: they're gone...
Felix's Father: oh now look what you've done!
Kyle: WHAT I'VE DONE?!
Jenna's Mother: SHUT UP!
Felix's father: ...
Kyle: ...
Jenna's Mother: what have I done?


:)


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Ok, it gets a little rambly, but you get the idea.
Oh, and does anyone know Jenna and Felix's parent's real names?

[blade]

Okay I hope i can get this right...Don't blame me if i dont !!!!!!!
* At the Venus light*
*Before Isaac and ivan battle karast and agaito*
Karst: (whatevershe says) your begining to be a hinderance
Isaac:I never met you in my life!!!!
agaito:But you are trying to stop us!!!!!
Ivan:


:( Stupid!!!!! camealot forced us too!!!!!!!
Agaito: i doubt it......
Isaac:don't talk to us....blame camelot
Karst: :) ANd where excaltley ARE they?????
Ivan: :idea: they are right below the ledge...
Agaito: :!: :!: They are????
Isaac: :huh: ivan what the heck are you(figures idea) uhhh yeah they areright below us!!!!
Karst: :!: Okay...whatever...*they peer below the ledge and sees felix*
Isaac: :D *attacks with oddessy sends karst down*
Karst: oh f*** S*** This wasn't in the script
Agaito: :P why i outha...*interuppted by another oddessy sending agaito falling down*
Agaito: :D @#$#%E#%$^$%^$%#%$%$^&**&^*(&(*(%$!@#$$%$^%&^$%&*^&*&*&#$&^$&^%^&$^&^%^^%^^&**^**!@#$#@#$###
Felix:what just happened here???
Piers :what was i supossed to do ohyeah... pushes karast and agaito down to the ground floor
KArst:*&*&*&*&$$%&!@#$%^()*&$@!@#&&@#^#$%#$@#$@#$#$#$$$#@!!!!
AgaitoWhy you stupid littleA******* :idea: rising dragon!!!!
rising dragon bounes of and sends agito to becon...falls through the hole
Agaito:CURSE YOUU CAMEALOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
JEnna WHat just happened here.
Piers:no clue*lights becon*
AGaito:*star hits agaito* ow