[Nemphtis]

Golden Ghetto - A Golden Sun Fanfic!

Chapter 1 - Don't Forget the Weed!

It was a stormy night... Reaaaaal stormy, all the playaz in Vale were running around trying to stop some bigazz rock from falling on their mansions! Everyone was so damn scared half the godamn village was packin' heat! Isaac was in his bed asking himself WTF was going on, then his mother knocked down the door and hurried over to his bedside.

Dora-"Isaac! Isaac wake the **** up! Some **** is going down, yo!"

Isaac got out of his bed, his mother noticed he was half naked.

Dora-"Isaac, you'll be freezing like that, go get yo' trench coat!"

Isaac look slightly annoyed.

Isaac-"But mom! Can't you just use G-Energy?!"

Dora-"Do I look like yo' slave, boy?"

Isaac frowned and grabbed his coat, when they got near the stairs his mother turned and asked if he had everything he needed.

Isaac-"Oh ****! I forgot the weed! Wait here!"

Dora-"Dang, how can you forget the weed?! Here, I'll help you find it!"

Just then Isaac father rushed upstairs with a serious look on his face.

Kyle-"Yo hurry the hell up! I'm freezing my ass off down there!"

Dora-"Isaac forgot the weed!"

Kyle-"He what?! Boy, how many times have we told you to ALWAYS carry a bag of weed with you, what would the mayor of Vale say if you was caught without weed on you?!"

Isaac-"Ah! Found it! Let's get outta here!"

So all three of them ran out of the house, Kyle wanted to go and help his other homies and Dora wanted to go with him. Kyle insisted that Dora stay with Isaac but she was sure he could look after himself.

Dora-"Isaac, take this AK47, your father was saving this for your 18th birthday but ah well. If any of those pedophiles and stalkers come into your way, let'em have it!"

Isaac stared at the fully automatic rifle... There was a strange aura coming from it, but Isaac couldn't really give a crap. He held the gun tight and went seperate ways with his parents. Not far down the path Isaac noticed a fellow Gangsta pulling what looked like a giant sack of weed, he recognised who it was as he got closer. It was Garet!

Garet-"Yo Isaac, quit starin' and help me carry my stash of weed!"

Isaac refused, although the bag of weed was enough to keep them high for a decade, Isaac knew it would slow them down.

Garet-"What's that? You think I should leave this fat sack of weed and save my own life?"

Isaac nodded and gave a little smile.

Garet-"Well... **** you! Now STFU and help me carry this weed!"

Isaac felt intimidated and did what Garet said, together they took the bag of weed with them. They travelled across the bridge and had to take the long route because Garet felt like taking the scenic route. But then a Stalker appeared! The battle had begun, Isaac loaded his AK47, Garret took out his baseball bat. The Stalker attacked first, stealing Garets phone number, but Garret used his counter-attack and leaped at the Stalker swinging his baseball bat around! WHAM! Critical hit! Stalker was 0wned, you aquired 40 Bling.

The battle had left them both tired, they decided to smoke the big bag of weed under a tree. Garet then asked Isaac...

Garet-"So, where we going?"

Isaac-"We gotta get to the beach, I need to find my *****, then we can ditch these fools and save our own lives!"

Garet-"Haha! Sounds like a plan, let's smoke this joint and be on our way!"

So will our brave playaz ever make it to the beach? Find out in Chapter 2.

[lifeform287]

Oh, phew. I thought it was gonna be something on how you became god. Don't get any ideas though.

That's good. Dispite one little detail....but I think I'll wait for it.

[Nemphtis]

What's that one little detail then? I think my fanfic is 10 times better than the crap the rest of ya'll come up with! Mine is a gripping tale about medieval drivebys and drug dealers!

[Mathak Kraven]

Actually this is a really retarded looking version of GS to me, but it can be used in later experiences.

[Nemphtis]

You have no understanding of the concept of a fanfic, a fanfic is something that was created for my amusement. So as the father of Fanfics, I am the most experienced fanfic writer EVER. So my fanfic pwns you.

[Elliott]

Anubis, if you continue to swear and degrade other members, I will warn you.

[lifeform287]

*BING!* Anubis, that was the one little detail. I was waiting it out.

[Neo]

Heh, I loved it! not that i'm a fan of drugs, but the story was really funny.

"Do I look like yo' slave, boy?" xDxD

[Luna]

Anubis that was just D:....

You have my respect. :B Especially cause I've only liked two fanfics in my life and this is one of them.

[Nemphtis]

Agatio, on Jun 11 2005, 01:37 AM, said:

Anubis, if you continue to swear and degrade other members, I will warn you.

WTF MATE!

That's just ***, I even censored all the swearing so nobody would ***** at me about this kind of ****, infact I doubt anybody is offended by my fanfic except for Camelot because they must be surprised that Golden Sun has turned into something as entertaining as this.

Sheba, your compliments are always appreciated, I'm glad that my first fanfic has done it's job by giving at least one person a big smile on their face!

[lifeform287]

Anubis, on Jun 11 2005, 07:31 PM, said:

That's just ***, I even censored all the swearing so nobody would ***** at me about this kind of ****, infact I doubt anybody is offended by my fanfic except for Camelot because they must be surprised that Golden Sun has turned into something as entertaining as this.

You censored it, aye?

Hey, I liked it. And I never even bother reading fanfics.

[Nemphtis]

*** is not a swear word. Unless you're homophobic. **** is something that comes out of your ass everyday, so to take something that is commonly used to make plants grow healthily among other uses as an offense is odd. Unfortunately I have no smartass remarks for *****, but just use your imagination!

[lifeform287]

Every post Anubis, every post.
And, what if you imagination doesn't work unless your listening to music?

Just post another chapter! We needs it!

[Nemphtis]

Yeah, this is getting too spammy so I'll make another chapter... When I'm bothered.

Until then, tell me what parts you found funny so I can work on the humour.

[I'm Always BROKE]

OMG! I LIKED IT SO!

Anubis your a genious! :P

[Neo]

funny parts? let's see... that line there, and the next one too...
oh wait, dang, I marked them all!

but the best one was;
"Do I look like yo' slave, boy?"

and the stalker stealing Garet's phone number xD

[Nemphtis]

Ah yes, the stalker! I must come up with more enemies that out heroes (playaz) can fight!

[Neo]

how bout junkies?

Junky #1 uses Blow
Garet gets high, and can't attack for 2 turns.

[Nemphtis]

Haha! I like that, indeed I may use Junkies! Great idea. :P

[Luna]

Think about me and use the druggies D:...Unless of course if the heroes already count as druggies e.e;

[golden_djiin]

oh!oh!oh!pick me!

Drug-Free enforcer uses boring lecture!!!

Garet loses some weed!

[Darklink79]

Sometimes, it's just best not to ask.... :(

[Sol.Warrior]

Agatio, on Jun 11 2005, 01:37 AM, said:

Anubis, if you continue to swear and degrade other members, I will warn you.

The GSS anti-humour policy strikes again.

Anubis. One word: AWESOME.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Yup it sure was! MAKE MORE! >=D

[Echo_djinn]

XD

It took me this long to see this topic, shame against my name. Anyways, I couldn't fully relate this to the "gangsta" life out there since you covered up most of the "fun" words. Still, it made me smile that Isaac had enough balls to bust a cap on the stalker. The guy barely speaks let alone fight dirty.

My idea for the next stalker should be a one with history of offenses to his name. What about Alex as Michael Jackson?

[Nemphtis]

The next chapter will come when... I feel enlightened and bored enough to write it up.

[Enoch]

Anubis, on Jun 12 2005, 10:10 AM, said:

Haha! I like that, indeed I may use Junkies! Great idea. :(

But they already are high. They just smoked a bag of wead. It's much like a combination of Friday and GS.
So basically replacing Craig with Isaac. And putting him in intermixed situations.

My suggestion; Make Menardi a fe-pimp and make Saturous her working Jigalo.
Or make S&M, K&A, all gang hustlers.

Just a thought.

[Demon Adept]

Awesome story!! I laughed my head off!

[Traviz]

Anubis says he is everything.

Well in Fanfic HE IS!!!!!!!!
I laughed myself to the hospital!

Make more chapters with more Stalkers stealing Phone Numbers XD

[Golden Legacy]

All right. Normally, I would have to close this topic ... but for Anubis' sake, I will do something else instead. Unless one of the other moderators object, I will have to place a warning of sorts beneath the Fanfic title, to ward off any younger members, so they are not exposed to such... stuff.

[Izar]

I think a close is better, it's very inappropriate and very spammy. But since the majority like spam, and i'll probably get hate mail, I'll keep it open.

My rating: It was by far the worst fanfic here. 1/10

EDIT: I got a report, I guess it's not very liked here. I think closing it would help, sorry.

[Nick Presta]

While the forum rules say that you should keep swearing and mature content to a minimum, this is a fan-fiction; it's allowed to have some swearing.
The warning in place should deter those who don't want to read it.


And Anubis, about this fic, it could use more focus and less "junkie, drugs and pimp nation".

^_^

[pHantOm]

woot lol I can reply to it!

Really funny man, although I found some of it kinda cheezy It made me chuckle.

[l3lueMage]

but the pimps are what make it funny XDDD

Garet - hey gangsta,u messin with my bi*** come get some XD

[Nemphtis]

Whoohooo! Long live my FanFic! Thanks Nicky. Oh and to everyone who didn't like my fanfic... thank you for the constructive criticism.

Play nice now that you have your story back -Nick

[Eugine]

Well, its a nice fanfic if your into those "gansta" stuff, and since I'm not into it... I don't really like it, but I did laugh a few times...

[Nemphtis]

Well as long as you find the slightest thing amusing about it, it has done it's job. I'll be honest, I didn't put any effort into it, the point of my fanfic is to amuse, not to have you gripped in a tale of magic and bla bla bla. You read it, you laugh, you say "Damn homie, this is some good shiz! Make more!". ;D

[Skya]

Wonderful story ;)

Go on and make more ^_^

[Izar]

nick1presta, on Jun 29 2005, 02:10 AM, said:

While the forum rules say that you should keep swearing and mature content to a minimum, this is a fan-fiction; it's allowed to have some swearing.
The warning in place should deter those who don't want to read it.
And Anubis, about this fic, it could use more focus and less "junkie, drugs and pimp nation".

^_^

That's exactly why I didn't like it. It needs alot more story.

[l3lueMage]

you know, not everything is about you, and not everyone has to like his story...if you dont like it dont read it. its good how it is, just cause a few people dont like it doesnt mean he has to change it.............

[Eugine]

Well, like Izar said, the fanfic is actually breaking the rules of the site. Whether its excellent or bad in terms of story, it's still against the rule... Anyways, lets get chapter 2.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Yeah come on! We want chapter 2!
And don't change anything because its agains the rules. Just make us laugh! ^_^

[Nemphtis]

Change my fanfic because it's against the rules? Come on, seriously, ask yourself is that something that Anubis would actually do? Exactly. ^_^

[Neo]

hey anubis, where is part 2? if it's as long as part 1 it shouldn't take you longer then 20 minutes... dang man, hurry up!

[Nemphtis]

Actually part1 took me five minutes. This fanfic was something I started because I was bored and was listening to my rap music at the time. I need to achieve the next level of enlightenment to write the next part so be patient. ;D

[Neo]

Patient? I don't like to wait another few years, so hurry up!

[Yardo]

Hah! Thank you so much for nearly making me poop myself with laughter. Can't wait to read part 2!

[Nemphtis]

I had no idea that something I just made up as I went would be so 'interesting' to you people. Ah well, I guess I'll write chapter2 sometime this week or some shizzy.

[TheEnglishman]

Well that was...different. I think it serves as another good reason not to have your parents around when reading a post by Anubis.

[Nemphtis]

Especially your mothers. You don't wanna know what I'd do to them.

[Sea of Time]

That was one of the funniest things I have ever read, if you don't write Chapter 2, I will do to you what I have been doing to Me111 in the Common Arrow Game. Make it!

[Nemphtis]

You only just read it? Where have you guys been for the past few months?

[Someone Else]

Hey, I just read it too.

And you really must make a part 2! It's great! It's so damn liberal... :wacko:

[Nemphtis]

You only just read it too? This place has no apreciaton for my Literacy and Art! BURN! >=[

[Yardo]

Just make another chapter. the point is that we've read it and enjoyed it.

[Nemphtis]

Don't gimme that tone biatch or the only chapter you'll get is your last will & testament.

[pHantOm]

Yardo, on Oct 24 2005, 04:37 PM, said:

Hah! Thank you so much for nearly making me poop myself with laughter. Can't wait to read part 2!

Quite the bump there......

I found it kinda funny, but pictures would have made it funnier. XD

[Blue]

I just saw this today. Very funny I have to say. Interesting twist on the GS story.

[Nemphtis]

pHantOm, on Oct 26 2005, 04:31 PM, said:

Quite the bump there......

I found it kinda funny, but pictures would have made it funnier. XD

I made a topic in the artwork section asking if anyone wanted to draw a few crappy pics for the fanfic to make it extra funny but nobody gave a **** so I tossed that idea aside.

[Eugine]

I LOVE IT! Chapter two please?

[Sea of Time]

You're so angry. You know how to vent some anger? WRITE CHAPTER 2!

[Nemphtis]

Seriously, everyone who only just read it; slap yourselves really hard. The hell is wrong with ya'll? I'll write Chapter2 later, I need to be "in the zone" to write fanfics.

[Platinum Sun]

I just read it, (again) still loved it. I know you can't rush genius, but you can give it a whikkd fazt kick in t3h @$$!

Juana Dragon uses smoke cloud!
Garet in wrapped in a hallucination!
Isaac unleashes Whupin!
Juana Dragon was 0wn3d!

[Sea of Time]

Okay, now I know why Anubis is writing it. No offense, but that was kind of pathetic.

[Platinum Sun]

Hmmm maybe if I threaten to write if for Anubis and do it that badly, he'll have to write it to keep my crap from getting posted all over his topic. heh heh

[Nemphtis]

Well it's just that I have a job and education and a clan to run, but at the same time even though I rushed the first chapter (it was just for a laugh) since alot of people liked it I want to make chapter2 just as good, and for this I need to find some time to sit down and think of a good plot for this shizzy. :P

[Neo]

Anubis, just write the fan-fic or I'll smack you "in the zone" myself!

[Platinum Sun]

Sorry, I'm just not used to dealing with people that have only a short supply of wastable time.

Garet smokes herb!
Healed 52 HP!

[TheEnglishman]

I think he is going on a 'the more you ask for the next chapter, the longer I will take to do it' thing. Or maybe he just can't think of anything as dodgy as the last chapter.

[Sea of Time]

Platinum Sun, your writing is so bad, you should write Chapter 2. It will make Anubis so annoyed and pissed off he will write his own Chapter 2.

[Mallick]

He already suggested that, >_>.

Anubis, take your time. Silver Sun is better. :P

[Platinum Sun]

I'm actually starting to consider doing that. You hear me anubis?! I'll write it! Don't make me! It'll suck monkey balls, but I'll do it! you know I will.

[Mallick]

Omg, you stole what I say.

"That sucks sweaty monkey balls."

[Platinum Sun]

No I stole that from somebody else, maybe they stole it from you! Nah, I doubt it, they're not on the forum... I'll just have to think of something more original to say.

"stink more than 10 barrels of horse crap!"
no that makes me sound old...
"Suck more than a C-note hooker!"
kind of weird; nah...
"at the crossroads of bull **** town"
no, stole that from George Carlin...
"nothing sucks like an Electrolux!"
WTF? dam, I gotta stop watching German TV...

Well I'll keep thinking, hopefully I won't hurt myself.

[Sea of Time]

MAKE IT STOP!
But still, please write Chapter 2, we're begging you.

[Blue]

Chill out guy's. He'll write it when he feels like it.

[Unicornmaddy]

I read this ages ago before I joined this Forum. Still this is as funny as ****, just make the next chapter as funny as the last I wont complain!

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Oct 31 2005, 08:06 PM, said:

MAKE IT STOP!
But still, please write Chapter 2, we're begging you.

Hey Sea of Time you still haven't wrote the next chapter for your story. Are you actually going to do it or not?

[Sea of Time]

Ohhh, right. >.> <.< I will get around to that today actually. I have nothing better to do these days.

[Nemphtis]

Piers diamondberg master, on Oct 30 2005, 04:38 PM, said:

He already suggested that, >_>.

Anubis, take your time. Silver Sun is better. :lol:

I barely got any feedback for SilverSun. If nobody gives a damn about it, it means it sucks. This on the other hand is getting feedback so it's likely I'll be working on this.

[Platinum Sun]

Feed back encourages you....
So if I post here...
you'll write it faster...
that gives me an idea!

CHING!

-----[POSTED]------


100 POSTS, WHEEEEEE!

[Someone Else]

Platinum Sun, he'll work on it when he works on it, you don't need to spam, it's annoying.

Anyhoo, just work on it when you get time, Anubis. o.o;

[TheEnglishman]

Yeah don't rush it. I'd rather for a while and get something good then get it straight away and its rubbish.

[Nemphtis]

I dunno, half of the fun in writing it and reading it came from the fact I just made that **** up as it went. There was no planning, no thinking, just making crap up sentence by sentence. I guess we'll see how it turns out when I write chapter2. Until then, don't spam my topic otherwise one of the haters might try and lock it.

[Platinum Sun]

Anubis, on Nov 3 2005, 06:25 PM, said:

I dunno, half of the fun in writing it and reading it came from the fact I just made that **** up as it went. There was no planning, no thinking, just making crap up sentence by sentence.

Woah, that's like, how I live my life. Kind of cool and depressing at the same time, but only if you think about it.