Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:58 PM
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Damn, I'm so Forking bored,
It's not always fun being the GSSF lord.
No matter where I go there's always a drama queen,
Or some emo kid, rock fan, or one of those goth teens.
As I write this, I listen to my inspiring Rap beat,
Also, I'm talking to another brat who thinks he's 1337.
I'm pretty stressed out that the Taliban is bombing us with no mercy,
This line doesn't rhyme with the one above, you got a problem with that?
Okay I'm getting bored of this poem, it's starting to take the piss;
Spare me your worthless opinion 'cause Spoon, you can't touch this.
It's not always fun being the GSSF lord.
No matter where I go there's always a drama queen,
Or some emo kid, rock fan, or one of those goth teens.
As I write this, I listen to my inspiring Rap beat,
Also, I'm talking to another brat who thinks he's 1337.
I'm pretty stressed out that the Taliban is bombing us with no mercy,
This line doesn't rhyme with the one above, you got a problem with that?
Okay I'm getting bored of this poem, it's starting to take the piss;
Spare me your worthless opinion 'cause Spoon, you can't touch this.
Haha that was absalutely Forking awful! I like it. But I'm still bored... So here's a poem about Golden Sun...
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In a world full of magic with 4 elemental stars,
Venus, Jupiter, Mercury and Mars.
Our hero is a young man, Isaac was his name,
He was retarded, and never spoke, poor brat what a shame.
This boy was not weak well actually, hardly.
Although he did get molested by Saturos & Menardi.
There even came a time where he briefly became a tree,
I would tell you, but I seriously forgot how he was set free...
Well look on the brightside, at least that rhymed...
Oh yeah I remember now he also visisted a mine...
For your information, the mine was Altin, which means Gold in Turkish.
But I guess for the rest of you, the name was utter jiberish.
Where else did he go, I havn't played the game for years...
Oh yeah, somewhere along the line they met Piers...
What a whackjob that guy was, with his Lemurian powers,
I never really got to that part of the game, I got bored after a few hours.
To be honest, I hated Golden Sun 2,
It was just like the first one, only this time it was utter poo.
There was nothing new or fresh in it,
So I felt what the heck, what's the point of it?
So now I can end this stupid poem and wait for your confused expression,
I hope my poem amused you, or even better caused you depression.
Venus, Jupiter, Mercury and Mars.
Our hero is a young man, Isaac was his name,
He was retarded, and never spoke, poor brat what a shame.
This boy was not weak well actually, hardly.
Although he did get molested by Saturos & Menardi.
There even came a time where he briefly became a tree,
I would tell you, but I seriously forgot how he was set free...
Well look on the brightside, at least that rhymed...
Oh yeah I remember now he also visisted a mine...
For your information, the mine was Altin, which means Gold in Turkish.
But I guess for the rest of you, the name was utter jiberish.
Where else did he go, I havn't played the game for years...
Oh yeah, somewhere along the line they met Piers...
What a whackjob that guy was, with his Lemurian powers,
I never really got to that part of the game, I got bored after a few hours.
To be honest, I hated Golden Sun 2,
It was just like the first one, only this time it was utter poo.
There was nothing new or fresh in it,
So I felt what the heck, what's the point of it?
So now I can end this stupid poem and wait for your confused expression,
I hope my poem amused you, or even better caused you depression.
Okay that's all, I am now uber uber bored...
