[Nemphtis]

Taken from my LiveJournal...

Well the other night I was slightly tipsy and was playing Final Fantasy 7. It turns out before I fell asleep I posted this on some of the forums I go to, people think it's the bomb so I decided to post it up here since I know there's a ton of Final Fantasy fans out here so check it out...

There was this young playa called Cloud,
Hanging out with da AVALANCHE crowd.
They bombed the reactors sky high,
Until they ****ed up, don't ask me why.

Cloud woke up in a flower patch,
With Aeris, that sexy biatch.
Suddenly the Turks crash the romantic mood,
They all playaz, Tseng, Elena, Reno and Rude.

Cloud is sittin in the Park braggin,
Till Tifa drives past in a pimp wagon.
Don Corneo's mansion is where Tifa's goin',
Not surprised, she always liked blowin'.

That Aeris girl persuades Cloud to dress in drag,
Just to save that hoe Tifa he's gotta look like a ***.
They finally confront the Don on his bed,
Trying to force Tifa to give him some head.

Cloud runs in looking like a clown,
They saved Tifa but the trap door took'em down.
Cloud saved the day so I think he deserves a nap,
But it's all good playa cause he got Tifa & Aeris on his lap.

I made that up as I went I'm pretty sure. Reply to this with your own poem about a videogame you like, let's see who has the funniest poem, don't have to be long. I'll post my favourite in my next entry.

[Split Infinity]

Is that supposed to read like a poem or a rap?

[Toasty64]

Obviously a rap. I read it, it's pretty good. The content's about what I'd expect from Anubis :P

[Nemphtis]

It can be read either way, because it kicks ass no matter how you read it, biatch.

[Yuki]

I read it on your LJ already and I like it. Good job.

[PDM]

[quote]Anubis[/quote]
Damn, I'm so Forking bored,
It's not always fun being the GSSF lord.

No matter where I go there's always a drama queen,
Or some emo kid, rock fan, or one of those goth teens.

As I write this, I listen to my inspiring Rap beat,
Also, I'm talking to another brat who thinks he's 1337.

I'm pretty stressed out that the Taliban is bombing us with no mercy,
This line doesn't rhyme with the one above, you got a problem with that?

Okay I'm getting bored of this poem, it's starting to take the piss;
Spare me your worthless opinion 'cause Spoon, you can't touch this.[/quote]

I like that more.

Plus, the line after the one that ended in mercy, you coulda put said something leet about Percy. D:

Anyway. S'good.

[Valistrix]

Well that was a good few laughs >.>
Nicely constructed, i'm not surprised you could think up of something like that :P

[Nemphtis]

I put the Hoe in Hoetry, dawg. Can't touch my twisted rhymes.

[Toasty64]

Oh they're twisted allright.

twisted so many times they're about to snap.

I don't the first thing about rap.

Just try and figure out what I'm sayin.

You just gonna end up payin.

Hehe. That was my sad attempt. But what the heck, It was my first try. :P

[Split Infinity]

Sounds more like a rhyming conversation than a rap.

[Toasty64]

Exactly. You found out what I was sayin'. Anyway, yeah, pretty bad. I suck at rapping. But I can rhyme if I want to.

[Nemphtis]

Man that 'rap' blowed, don't give up your night job, hoe.

[Split Infinity]

Do you have any more of those rhymes, Anubis? I gotta read some more of this schtuff.

[Nemphtis]

Hm, if I recall there was one or two more poems I wrote alot like this one when I was bored/drunk/high/crazy but can't be bothered finding them, alternatively you can read Silver Sun which was my ghetto fanfic for Golden Sun that was quite cool but I could never be bothered writing the next chapter, hah.