[Jai]

Hey guy's its me again and I was just playing Kingdom Hearts 2(Man that is such a great game) a few days ago and I was thinking how similar the characters were to those of Kill Bill, so I said "Hey why not?" so outta sheer bordeom I came up with a Kingdom Hearts themed Kill Bill story i hope you guys like it.(Note: this is only the first scene but there will be more soon).



Kill Sora
By Momomaru




SORA’S VOICE
*Do you find me sadistic?*

*Lying on the floor, looking up. Kairi’s on the floor has
just taken a severe spaghetti-western-style gang beating. Her
face is bloody, beaten up, and torn.*

*Sora enters the room holding a white handkerchief with the name "SORA" sewn in the corner*

* Sora begins tenderly wiping away the blood from the young Kairi's face.*

*But what can't be wiped away, is the white hot hate that shines in both eyes at the man who stands over her, the "SORA" of the title.*

Sora: I bet I could fry an egg on your head about now, if I wanted to.

*He continues wiping away the blood.*

Sora: No Kairi, I'd like to believe, even now, you're aware enough to know there isn't a trace of sadism in my actions... Okay - Maybe towards these other jokers - but not yours.

*looking down at Kairi on the floor. Sora (from behind) bent down over her. Four others in black suits, standing over her (three are female, one is male). And about four dead bodies lying in their own blood. We also see we're in a wedding chapel that's been redecorated
by blood death and gunfire.*

*Kairi on the floor. Her pretty face is wiped clean.*

Sora: No Kairi at this moment, this is me at my most masochistic.

*Kairi looks up at Sora standing over her and says*

Kairi: Sora, I'm pregnant. It's your baby.

*After saying the "y" in "baby", we hear a BANG and Kairi
Receives an energy blast in the side of her head from Sora’s keyblade.*

* The group walks out of the church*

To be continued…

Oh and If anyone is wondering Momomaru is a member from GameFAQS.com that helped me write this my name would be on it too but he came up with most of the lines so I think he deserves the credit.

This post has been edited by Jai: 21 April 2006 - 10:03 AM

[Jai]

here is the 2nd part of the first chapter


Chapter 1 continued...


*We switch to a cut scene of the church as Kairi explains everyone who was recently killed in voice over.*

*A cut scene of a young man in a tuxedo. Shot to death.*

Kairi's Voice:
That's Tidus, Riku's friend.

*A cut scene of a pretty young woman in a frilly pink dress with two
bullet holes in her.*

Kairi's Voice:
That's his girlfriend Yuna.

*A cut scene of a young women, shot to death, wedding bouquet still
clutched in her dead fist.

Kairi's Voice:
That's my best friend from school Selphie.

*A cut scene of an older man in a black suit shot fulla holes.*

Kairi's Voice:
That's the minister. I think his name was Reverend Yed Sin.

*A cut scene of a dead older woman by his side in an old-fashioned flower print dress.*

Kairi's Voice:
That's his wife.

*A cut scene of a dead older women slumped over an organ.*

Kairi's Voice:
Organ player, don't know her name.

*Very long cut scene of a young man with a keyblade shaped wound in his chest.*

Kairi's Voice:
That's Riku. Riku Gallagher. The
name on his driver's license was
Darren Riku Gallagher, but for
some reason he preferred Riku.
Maybe if he went by Darren people
would have called him Darwin. If
that was his reason for going by
Riku I can understand it.
Nothing wrong with the name
Darwin, except he didn't look like
A Darwin, he looked like an
Riku. Obviously you'll have to take my
word on this. Speaking of names, I
was about two seconds away from
becoming Mrs. Darren Riku
Gallagher.

*The final cut scene and then finally, Kairi.*

Kairi's Voice:
And that, that's me. I'm the Bride.

*A cut scene Kairi is behind the wheel of a Volkswagen Karman Ghia
convertible. Her long red hair whipping in the wind. A
PROCESS SHOT PLAYS behind her.*

Kairi's Voice:
Looked dead, didn't I? Well I
wasn't, but it wasn't for lack of
trying, I can tell you that.
Actually Sora's last blast put me
in a coma. A coma I was to lie in
for five years.
When I woke up, ...I went on what
the movie advertisements refer to
as a Roaring Rampage of Revenge. I
roarded and I rampaged and I got
bloody satisfaction. In all, I've
killed 33 people to get to this
piont right now.
I have only one more.
The last one.

The one I'M driving to right now.
The only one left.
And when I arrive at my
destination.....
.... I'm gonna Kill Sora.

* The sequence ends with Kairi arriving at Sora's home.*


To be continued...

This post has been edited by Jai: 21 April 2006 - 11:36 AM

[Golden Legacy]

This will be moved to the Fanfiction forum. Also, please put a spoiler warning for those who haven't played KH/KHII yet.

[Split Infinity]

Okay...? :o

Please don't spam. I think you could be more constructive with your comments.

This post has been edited by Mars Djinni: 21 April 2006 - 05:42 PM

[Saturos S.]

I don't get the point of this. It's probably a dead topic anyway... :D

[Mars Djinni]

It's a Fan fiction, a story Jai's writing. He just doesn't visit enough to constatnly update it. It's a little flexible when dealing with "dead" topics here. This one isn't one of them.