[Saturos S.]

This is tha topic where we hold a rap battle. Basicly you write something that rimes and takes a diss at the guy above you. Later, if this works, we might make rap teams.

If you guys don't make it discriminating it might just last for a month or two.

Just remember, everything that's said here isn't a personal feeling. It's just a game. So don't take it personal, just play a long. Note: everything said here should stay here and not move to other topic.

Rule 1: No more then 6 post after each other between two people, just to prevent arguments.

That said, bring it on!

If any flaming starts, this is closed immediately. - MD

[Split Infinity]

Somebody start! *draughts out rhymes*

[Sea of Time]

XD Sugar highs are great. Now witness my white man rap.

ROTFLMAO
What you guys don't understand?
I speak the truth, while SS killed the band.
I don't need a crew
And I don't need you
ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO

...peace?

[Split Infinity]

Yo John Gaudes you can rap fo' show,
But you ain't got no rhymes,
And you ain't got not 'fro.

[Saturos S.]

You say that you're Rolling on the Floor
But we know that you only role with a hore
over the floor

[Sea of Time]

It's on, *****.

I get outta of the club and handle the fame
Does it make you feel stronger when you say my last name?
I'm s to the o to the t
When I shoot you down, it's the only way you'll ever see
ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO

...peace.

[Split Infinity]

Don't you diss me, I'll smack you to the ground,
they'll find your corpse dumped at lost 'n found,
and I'll track you down and storm ya house,
yo momma can't groove like no fat-ass louse.

[Saturos S.]

Welcome split
Your lines are just shlt
So just give up and quit

[Sea of Time]

Does it make you feel stonger when you diss my momma?
Your momma spits further than a hundred pound llama
Come to my city and bring your friends
Then again, you met all them through MSN.

...peace.

[Saturos S.]

Well ,your momma is a houndred pound lama
Your dad was whack,
he sniffed a animal's butt crack,
inserted his genetile, and when the lama was fertile,
screwed her in the everglade,
that, is how you were made

[Split Infinity]

You got some nerve talking trash about ma homies,
just look at you, yo minions like yo Al Caponies,
I got nothing hide, yo I got everything to show,
if this stumps you, then man your rhymes must really blow.

[Sea of Time]

I was raised in WPG
The things I buy are far from free
I'm higher than the top
Assaulted twice by a cop
I live life alone
You're turned on by a banana phone
Your weak rep means nothing to me
I'll just hunt you down and steal your Wii
I answered the one question before I came
When I die, they'll all remember my fame.

...peace.

[Saturos S.]

You got as much to hide, as you got to show,
You don't have anything, you big mofo,
So stop acting like your big and bold,
We all know that this christmas, you'll be in the gutter, freezing in the cold,
cause those homies,
are just big phonies.

[PDM]

I'd just like to point out for future reference, that noobs rhymes with boobs.

[Split Infinity]

Neither of those words are particularly gangsta.

[Someone Else]

*strange breathing noises to a beat*

I'm from West-side California, ma homey-gee
Don't mess with me, I'm a Vee-Aye-Pee!
Man, you trippin' in your Sora av-ee
So get the plates you just got THERVED!

WD is out, so peez

[PDM]

Yeah, Splint, none of you guys are particularily gangsta.

[Saturos S.]

We aint gangsta, just sugar high,
but it's morning so I'm sugar bye,
we act like we gangsta, don't ask me why,
better then being, cause you're bound to die.

[Yuki]

LMFAO XDD

Omg this is the best topic ever XD!!!

*doesn't rap* o.o;;

[Sea of Time]

You think you can represent with a plush crab?
I'll slice through your skin, finish you off with a stab
Canada fears me, I'm a menace to society
I earn all my dough through killer notoriety
Nobody can ever rhyme like this
So peace out, as your shot ends with a miss

[Aquamarine]

Awesome topic! I don't think I'll be very good at this, but nonetheless I'll give it a try.

Those lines are tha pits,
Just you keep dreaming,
You'll see me in your momma's tits,
She'll be the one screaming.


Just as I said, I'm not very good at this gangsta stuff yo.

[Sea of Time]

Don't get me wrong I'm not a bad guy
But if you cross me I'll make sure you die
I don't respect anyone but myself
My cars, my crib, my wealth
Knock on my door, give me some sass
I'll kick and own your ****ing ass.

...peace out.

[Yuki]

Wow SoT is reallly good at this. xD

[Sea of Time]

Are you kidding? I'm rhyming basic words and matching syllable counts, it's not too hard.

[Aquamarine]

Oh yeah tough guy, well bring it on!
Soon enough you'll be hearing your funeral song.
I'm not a guy you should pick a fight with, have no doubt
I've got enough ways to wipe you out.
As I said, you'll be hearing your funeral bell,
From deep within the pits of Hell.


I hope me saying Hell won't cause a forum controversy or something...

[Sea of Time]

[Haha]
You threaten me with Hell, I'll end up there anyway
I've been shot three times, all in the time of one day
But I shot them all back
Revenge is not fiction, it's fact.
And if you want to pick a fight that's fine with me
I'll finish you off, because you're lower than my enemy

....bring it boi! XD

[Aquamarine]

All right, lets take it to the street,
Dude, you're gonna be dead meat!
I didn't want it to end this way,
But you give me no other option.
Your body will decay,
And your son put up for adoption.

[Yuki]

LOL at the ending!

[Golden Legacy]

You guys are sick. Just look at some of the things you've been posting, you honestly think this is appropriate?!

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