[Aquamarine]

Post any old posts you find on the forums and you think are worthy of being mentioned. Funny or ridiculous quotes are most wanted, but you can post whatever you deem good enough.

I was looking through WD's old Bored Comics topic and Toasty said he wanted to be Kraden in a comic and then Yuki said this:

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on Mar 27 2006, 12:13 AM, said:

I get it now. But what's a Kraden?

The sad thing is she really meant it. I laughed so hard just now, it can't be healthy.

[Platinum Sun]

There are probably lots of other, better quotes that I could be putting here, but I'll always treasure this one:

Lifeform288, on Aug 8 2006, 08:04 PM, said:

Do me a favor and shut the **** up.

I became so annoying that not even LF288 would put up with my crap anymore. Now that's annoying!

Editzorred.
Here I found a better one:

FlamingDuck, on Dec 26 2006, 11:47 AM, said:

Well, you see, this huge oven mitt was trying to kill us with mold spores, and they started to rain from the sky, but these little bubbles formed over us, and turned the spores into marshmellows. Then we set it on fire...

To be continued...

[Split Infinity]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...?showtopic=8261

Practically anything said in this topic was funny.

[Toasty]

Call me selfish....

Mr.T, on May 17 2006, 02:28 PM, said:

He dangin danged up my dangin' peice of dangin' dang!

But WD thought it was good enough to use in his sig.

BEST. SHORT STORY. EVAR.

Platinum Sun, on Feb 26 2006, 12:41 PM, said:

Ok, it's kinda true. The wheat blade workd, but this is what happened when I did the playable Kraden one. I was so excited to have Kraden in my party that I equipped the wheat sword to him in hopes of making the ultimate character. But when I attacked the woman claiming to be Karden's sister with the wheat sword she just exploded into three and a half dozen monkies. They ran around pulling everyone's hair out. Issac was never in any danger, the monkies were trapped in his hair and were strangled. Garet torched them all with his fireballs, but that burned off what little hair everyone had left. Ivan and Sheba both figured out that their hair had just been keeping knowledge from getting into their brains and decided to run away and become monks at the Fuchin temple. Kraden snapped because of the loss of his hair and layed in a corner curled up in the fetal position crying for his mother. After two days and 45 minutes of watching this and occasionally poking Kraden with a stick, his mother actually did show up. She was mad and started screaming asking who had stolen her son's hair. Felix had had enough of this crap and went ballistic on Kraden's mom. Kraden's mom beach-slapped Felix and sent him to bed with no dinner, then she cast "Hell's Fury" on the whole party. All eight were brough to their knees, but they still didn't take any damage so they blasted Kraden's mom with an unholy barrage of the world's most powerful psynergy. Garet wondered to himself "if Kraden is that old, then how old is his mom?" His rampant curiosity suddenly consuming him he yelled out "HEY MRS. K! JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAY?" This enraged Kraden's mom beyond belief. She cast "Woman's Scorn" and exploded herself, incinerating everyone in the room except Kraden. Reeling from the loss of him mother, Kraden climbed to the top of Mt. Aleph to collect his thoughts. He arrived just in time to break Alex's legs and leave him there to die. It tuned out that the wise one had actually teleported all eight hreoes out of the room before Kraden's mom exploded, but he was so furious at being denied the chance to kill Alex that he turned them all into dragons and had them attack Kraden. Kraden cast "Alchemy" and turned them all into solid platinum. He sold them on the black market for 1,400million gold coins. He donated the money to the Djinn Protection Society. The DPS used the money to free the Djinn from the eight heros' extremely expensive dragon-shaped prison. But in doing so, they weakened the psynergetic barriers that kept the young adepts trapped. They escaped, and sought revenge of Kraden. The wise one was tiredof all this stuff so he decided to kill all of them once and for all. When they arrived a Kraden's lavish estate (which he managed to purchase by turning his other house into platinum and selling it.) The wise one was there. He got into a staring contest with Garet and was soon defeated. The wise one exploded, but in his final effort he summoned the doom and fusion dragons, then fused them together and set the new five-headed dusiom dragon upon them. All of them were being soundly defeated due to their lack of Djinn, when a bill for 72 buckets of popcorn suddenly appeared before Felix. He put it all together when he looked up and saw all 72 Djinn sitting on bleachers rooting for the Dusoim Dragon. "Use 'Outer Ruin'!" yelled Cannon. "No, 'Cruel Space'!" Serac shouted. Felix glared angrinly a the Djinn but did not say anything. "What's the matter? Dragon got your tongue?" Echo taunted. Felix silently threw himself at Echo and beat him to death with his bucket of popcorn. The others took the hint and took the popcorn from the other djinn. They all unleashed their buckets of popcorn to form and attack called "lesser popcorn fury." The Dusiom Dragon was thrown back as hot butter singed its eyes and salt aggrivated its wounds. The group then drew together and summoned "Orville Redenbaucher" But the Dusiom Dragon's prior exposure allowed it to absorb Orville's attack and become the all-mighty POPCORN DRAGON! It reared up on its light and fluff haunches and unleashed "Greater popcorn fury!" Ivan and Sheba were downed, because they're pansies and they're easy to kill. Then it was Kraden to the rescue; he used the time cube to reverse time on the popcorn dragon. It turned into a Kernel Dragon. Garet, in a popcorn induced stupor, said "hey, how about I make some popcorn?" and began casting Heat Wave. Felix remained indifferently silent, so Garet took it as approval and blasted the Kernel Dragon. It popped. But Garet had somehow done the impo... well... the highly unlikely. The Kernel Dragon exploded with such force that it destroyed itself. The shockwave liquefied everyone's brains and left a crater the size of a football stadium where Vale used to be. But I had a box of toothpicks. So I ran to the top of mount Aleph and yelled "I have expired tomato paste in my locker!" Nothing happened. So now, when I play the game, a screen comes up that shows the smouldering corpses of the characters slowly crumbling into dust. So that second one is complete BS, don't do it.

Sea_of_Time, on Apr 17 2007, 09:50 AM, said:

Mr. T crossed paths with Me111 and everybody already knew that Me111 is invincible because he's British, so Mr. T died!

'Nuff said.

[Nosferatu]

Quote

If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow the f*** down.

I really should have bought that shirt.

[PDM]

I looked through 50+ pages of yuki's posts to find this.

Wind Dude, on Apr 13 2006, 04:23 AM, said:

LMAO @ YUKI'S CLEAVAGE PIC XDDD

[Aquamarine]

PDM, on May 23 2006, 02:02 AM, said:

"Hey, you have a good time last night?"
"Smurf-tacular."
"Yeah I saw you leave with Smurfette."
"Oh man. As soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfin' me."
"Shut the smurf up!"
"Yeah!"
"Right in the smurfin' parking lot?"
"Smurf yeah!"
"Ah, that is freakin smurf."
"You smurfed it."
"That is freakin smurf."
"Yeah."

Pure ownage.

[Lemontime]

Mr. T, on That time that nobody was here so you couldn, said:

I am a doodoo head.

[Platinum Sun]

Mr.T, on Apr 21 2007, 10:30 PM, said:

Call me selfish.... But WD thought it was good enough to use in his sig.

That's completely meaningless. WD thought that this was good enough to use in his sig.

Platinum Sun, on Sep 2 2005, 3:12 AM, said:

He's thinking OMG don't flick me to kingdom come with your finger of doom Mr. disembodied hand sir!

I rest my case.

Mr.T, on Apr 21 2007, 10:30 PM, said:

BEST. SHORT STORY. EVAR.

Agreed. That was totally worth the warning I got.

FlamingDuck, on Mar 29 2007, 01:00 PM, said:

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

LAWLZES! ;)

[Wiflewood]

[quote= 'Agatio']
Not true, I just thought Agatio was cool, I have plenty of originality, I get A's on english stories eyc. I'm getting sick of your arrogance Mystic.
[/quote]
Hehe, n00b Agatio is funny.

[quote= 'Agatio']
nah, your cool tom, i would have though "major tom, then you could have said "this is major tom to ground control!" but hey, thats normal, right... right?
[/quote]

[quote= 'Agatio']
[quote= 'Mystic warrior']People who pick character names have no originality...[/quote]

Not true, I just thought Agatio was cool, I have plenty of originality, I get A's on english stories eyc. I'm getting sick of your arrogance Mystic.[/quote]

and Gimli...

[quote= 'Gimlis intro topic']
ThE dWaRvEn AxEmAsTeR iS hErE! >;)
[/quote]

And Split...

[quote='Splits Intro thread']Good day, fine sirs. I am Split Infinity, alias Split, as my friends call me. You may be prompted to ask of what was so bad about my beginning, as implied by the topic title.

Incorrectly typing in my email address upon registration, I found myself cut off from the entire forum, with no way to seek help in activating my account. Then I came up with the bright idea of using the Report button as an emergency form of communications with the Moderators, who coaxed an Administrator into manually activating me. To that Administrator, I take my hat off to you.

Anyhoo, I have been watching these forums for some time and I look forward to hanging out with its members.[/quote]

Plat's first post, right before...

[quote name=' 'Platinum Suns Intro thread']Hi you people!! just so you know I'm here because I have nothing to do and this site came up on a search for 'the'. I am Platinum Sun' date=' my symbol is a semicolon! fear me!!! laugh.gif[/quote']

He got pwned by Max:

[quote= 'Max']No, we will not fear you, and don't think you are special, because you are not. Read the rules now, because you have already broken them twice and I have given you a warning. If you have nothing to do, then go make some friends.
[/quote]

Piers Diamondberg Master:

[quote= 'Piers Diamondberg Master']
ok kate I was just trying to help happy.gif How about the penguin of doom bites peoples finger and doesn't let go?
lol gigly!!
and lol water assassin!!![/quote]

[quote= 'Anubis']
Hi, I was recently browsing the internet when I found your topic. gs_silence.gif I then decided I'd reply with abuse. And here I am, Anubis among a bunch of Nintendo fanboys abusing you. gs_silence.gif I feel like a God here. It scares you, biatch.

Oh, and welcome.[/quote]

PDM posting in Wind Dude's intro topic (WD wasn't a n00b though)

[quote= 'Piers Diamondberg Master']
welcome wind dude you'd BETTER be here awhile and I think the hockey is what its all about[/quote]

And since I'm just as guilty:

[quote='Wiflewood']Hi i'm wiflewood. Friend of TDW.



i can't think of anything else to say...
[/quote]

Lemontime doesn't have any good old quotes.

Although I found this funny as well:

[quote name=''some random n00b']hi my name is spideyboy!!!!!!' date=' i m a new member and a huge fan of the goldesun games, i recently found out abotu this golden sun world game (makes me sad that i can get the chance to play it until the new update) but im here to say hi to everyone in the forum.........................so hi, cant wait to see what golden sun world will turn into.[/quote']
[quote='Wind Dude']I can't wait to see what your spelling and grammar will turn into! gs_happy.gif[/quote]

[TheEnglishman]

Earth Guardian, on Jan 28 2006, 03:21 PM, said:

Hiya my names Earth Guardian and im sayin hi to all you gs peeps out there and that Golden Sun ROCKSSSSS and that i tihnk the best GS character is Jenna coz shes cute (im a sucker for falling in love with female girl characters like Aeris and Tifa in FFVII :D) and im a slick and ;) looking guy and if you annoy me youll know about it LOL just kidding :D so hiya :(

I just love the 'gs peeps' thing. Very... memorable.

[Mars Djinni]

Sun Saber, on Feb 2 2007, 06:47 PM, said:

Hi,
I am making Golden Sun 3! Anyone want to play it after i am finished?

Lemontime, on Feb 2 2007, 06:49 PM, said:

Please be quiet.

Sun Saber, on Feb 2 2007, 06:51 PM, said:

Ok I am not amking it you hurt my feelings.

That topic was posted and locked within 4 minutes. Poor Sun Saber. >.>

[TheEnglishman]

Mars Djinni, on Apr 22 2007, 05:16 PM, said:

That topic was posted and locked within 4 minutes. Poor Sun Saber. >.>

If only we'd known that he was actually a member of Camelot. Damn.

[PDM]

Me111, on Apr 22 2007, 09:19 AM, said:

If only we'd known that he was actually a member of Camelot. Damn.

That should go on the next edition of Old quotes XD;

[Lemontime]

Me111, on Apr 23 2007, 02:19 AM, said:

If only we'd known that he was actually a member of Camelot. Damn.

Gold..

[Someone Else]

Platinum Sun, on Apr 22 2007, 04:55 AM, said:

That's completely meaningless. WD thought that this was good enough to use in his sig.
I rest my case.

Hey, I think that was a bit at my expense don't ya think?

Agatio on numerous occasions said:

This topic has officially gone to the dogs.

Also, no quotes that ridicule the quoted member, O.K? No quotes of me from when I was a dumb newbie! The quote of Yuki in the parent post is kinda like that, but whatever.

[Toasty]

Sometimes I'll run across some of my old posts from when I joined. Preeeeetty n00bish.

[PDM]

Filled with .............................'s

[Split Infinity]

I sometimes wonder why I don't use the ;) emote any more...

[Toasty]

PDM, on Apr 23 2007, 01:18 AM, said:

Filled with .............................'s

Yup......I remember that........you almost called Pacman on me............'n stuff........... ;)

[Split Infinity]

Toasty64, on Sig, said:

I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Toasty]

Heheheh.... ;)

[Split Infinity]

Split Infinity, on Apr 1 2006, 07:49 PM, said:

Garet and Mia, went down a glacier, to fetch a pail of doom.

Garet fell down, and broke his Thunder Crown, and said "IZ TEH COMUN RUME!!"

[Toasty]

Mars Djinni, on Mar 18 2006, 02:33 PM, said:

I lost but won but the winning involves not losing, so I lost. I thought about losing, and not about the game which means I'm still in, but through winning, I lost because I thought about the game which envolves losing, which means I lost. I also thought about losing at the same time, so I neither lost, nor won. Or one can say i both won and lost, meaning I won, also. And so, I won the game, but lost it but in my mind I was thinking about winning, but also losing which is neither part of the game nor the game at all. I thoguth about the game jsut now, so I lost. The thought of losing surprisingly brought me back to the game, too.

Therefore, I win.

Taken from "The Game." Something few of you probably remember. I hadn't even thought of this until just recently when I was looking at my old posts.

[Aquamarine]

Mars Djinni, on Apr 22 2007, 06:16 PM, said:

That topic was posted and locked within 4 minutes. Poor Sun Saber. >.>

Oh God, I remember that topic. I laughed so much when I read it. XD

I know what WD said, but I just must humiliate Split a bit.

jackminahan72(Split), on Sep 27 2004, 09:00 AM, said:

Once, at school, my friend Taylor kicked a footy up in a REAL high tree, so he and his mates were kinda just walking off, when suddenly my 9-year old mind had a brainwave. I told him that I'd get his ball for him. He tried to coax me outta it, but I started climbing the tree anyway. After a good 5-10 minutes of climbing, I looked down to find the entire school looking up at me. I tried to ignore them and climbed along the branch the ball was on, except I couldn't reach it. After a while I gave up, and started to make my way down. Oops. I was stuck. A teacher with a ladder had to be sent up to get me. A very severe lecture + detention followed.

It's a shame I didn't get the ball in the end, 'cos that would have been kind of heroic apart from the trouble I got myself into. (The stares, the stares...)

Oh burn...

[Toasty]

XD! Sucks to be him. ;)

I've never gotten myself stuck in a tree, and I've climbed quite a few.

[Aquamarine]

This whole topic is awesome:

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=10087

[Wiflewood]

Not really 'old' quotes though is it.

n00b Agatio is funny though.

[Platinum Sun]

Wind Dude, on Apr 22 2007, 07:15 PM, said:

Hey, I think that was a bit at my expense don't ya think?
Also, no quotes that ridicule the quoted member, O.K? No quotes of me from when I was a dumb newbie! The quote of Yuki in the parent post is kinda like that, but whatever.

It was more at my expense really. Notice how I said it. And stop whining. I never complain about people posting my dumb noob quotes.

[Split Infinity]

Sea_of_Time, on Who knows?, said:

Somia is bust.

[Toasty]

Quote

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.

[Sea of Time]

Sea_of_Time, on Nov 12 2004, 05:36 PM, said:

it's american but you can watch it on the comedy network in Canada. I live in Canada and watch it much! -_-

I can't believe I said this...

[PDM]

Aquamarine, on Apr 23 2007, 03:46 AM, said:

This whole topic is awesome:

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=10087

Haha.. can't believe I actually found a picture of jesus flipping off someone.


http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...amp;#entry22608

I've come upon a discovery.

Let me check if WD joined before I said that.

OH SNAP!!! NO HE DIDN'T!!!

Quote

I come from vancouver canada and we have IGA,Coles,Safeway,and red rooster but thats all

Quote

Agatio where I am from IGA is International Grocers Association, sorry for double posting

[Someone Else]

PDM, on Apr 25 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

Let me check if WD joined before I said that.

OH SNAP!!! NO HE DIDN'T!!!

This cannot be!

[Toasty]

-_- It's a conspiracy!

Toasty64, on Jan 26 2006, 03:49 PM, said:

HEY! Could sombodey actually TELL ME when the voting is taking place!?!?!?!?
I didn't even know there was such a thing.

P.S. Could one of the "officials", Moderators, or whatever they're called tell me how to edit my card!?!?!?!?!......?

My very first post on a forum EVER. D: *runs and hides*

[PDM]

DID YOU EVER EDIT YOUR CARD?!?!?!?!?!.....................?

[Toasty]

NO I DID NOT EVER EDIT MY CARD?!!?!??!.....!

[Aquamarine]

NOT EVER EDITING YOUR CARD SUX LOL!?!?!?!?!?........1

Okay, back on topic please.

[Eugine]

Eugine, on Jan 28 2004, 04:38 PM, said:

I am new and I luv golden sun syndicate. This is the first golden sun site forums i ever joined and its true anyways i welcome myself and am going to post some site suggestions now :D

Agatio, on Feb 11 2004, 03:56 AM, said:

well it wasn't spam but ok i'll stop it if you really want. -_- :(

I crack myself up!

[Aquamarine]

firecracker, on Nov 1 2005, 03:28 AM, said:

2000 posts? *sighs*

heck maybe in a year or two

And he was never seen from again.

[Someone Else]

Aquamarine, on Mar 26 2007, 08:23 AM, said:

I came!

[Split Infinity]

Where does that quote link to, I wonder...

[Toasty]

TRT. Which is also where I found this:

Wind Dude, on Mar 26 2007, 03:56 PM, said:

Im gonna rape your corpse, Split! But I'll be gentle.

The page before that had some pretty funny stuff. At least, funnier than what's been in the new TRT lately.

[Split Infinity]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...st&p=310595

Quote messing is always fun.

[Toasty]

Those were the good ol' days....XD

[Aquamarine]

Ok, let's not start with the fake quotes again, WD...

PDM, on Mar 25 2007, 07:12 PM, said:

So, like, I'm doing this guy in the butt right? And all of a sudden he starts trying to hold my hand. I was like "Dude! What the HELL? I'm not ***!"

lol

[Lightning Star]

when I was a noob...

Quote

Wat was ur guy's fave weapon to use in golden sun or the lost age. I liked the sol blade.

hyuck duuuur.... :B

[Aquamarine]

gsninja in Smash Bros. topic, talking about Wi-Fi play, on Dec 16 2006, 02:11 AM, said:

That would be really cool. It would be a lot of fun beating the living daylights out of you guys. =P

Lol, that makes me laugh. You actually think you can beat me?

[Toasty]

Aqua, I think anyone could beat you. :angry: j/k

Meh. Can't think of any good quotes right now, but that one about PDM was hilarious. XD

[PDM]

And if you look back on it, it's not a quote edit. =/

[Aquamarine]

And he really did post it. Look: http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...640&st=2355 Post 2365.

Minari-Naga, on May 20 2005, 12:31 PM, said:

As requested, here is a Zelda post.


Since I have nothing of any basic use to post here, I'll just give my highly honorable opinions:

When I played the first Zelda game for NES, I thought, " This game is fun. but I don't want to make maps."

Then I skipped that other Nes game, because I didn't like it, and played "A link to the Past".

That game was okay! Nice graphics, nice music, and the first ocarina was used.

Then I played the two GBC titles: " Oracle of Seasons/Ages."

While we're talking about me and my opinions, why don't I share some valuable information about myself that will better your understanding of what I have to say?

A short Biography of Me:

I was born at a very young age. I grew up in Missippi, Missisisippii, then moved to Wisconsin. I endured a very rigourous beating program, hence my hostility today. My mother was a dog tamer, so we had many dogs running around out farm. Some we had especially trained to watch the chickens. Still today, I hear those chickens outside my window. They're crowing right now.
I suppose you can't. Don't worry; I'll provide you with ample chicken noises and actions.

ERRRRRERRRR-EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!


bowk, bawk bawk bawk bawwk


That's enough.


I got my first job as a patent clerk. I got fired for embezzling, and I currently support American fat asses by working at Mc Donalds.


So, enough about me, let's talk about Zelda.


I really don't like the look of the newer Zelda games; the ones like the minish cap for gba or that one for game cube that started it all. Frankly, I think they look like ****. Lesser then N64, even.

Well, that concludes this post. If anything comes to mind that I think should've been here, I'll gladly keep you posted.

AWESOME!!! Shame he was banned. :angry:

[Split Infinity]

Aren't the ramblers always the best?

[Someone Else]

Aquamarine, on May 4 2007, 11:10 AM, said:

And he really did post it. Look: http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...640&st=2355 Post 2365.



AWESOME!!! Shame he was banned. :angry:

I still don't understand why he was banned.

[Toasty]

Minari-Naga, on May 20 2005, 03:31 AM, said:

A short Biography of Me:

I was born at a very young age.

GOLD.



[EDIT]

I remember this!

Mr.T, on Jan 30 2007, 07:34 PM, said:

Team 1000!!:

1) Mr. T: 117 / 360 posts

2) Sibsag: 84 / 360 posts

3) Golden Legacy: 61 / 360 posts

4) Xelina: 47 / 360 posts

5) Hirosho: 28 / 360 posts

6) Sea of Time: 23 / 360 posts

These are the posts in pages 977 - 1000 of the TRT. 360 posts total.

While most of you view us as people with absolutely nothing better to do with our time, we stand proud as the the heros of That Random Topic: Scallywag Version!

But most of all, we morn. We morn for GL. The poor lad lost his virginity to the TRT in the proscess. We will never forget his heroic act of heroism!!.....or the rape.....I commend thee, GL!


You just wait until the new TRT... - GL

.....You changed the subtitle?! I did not get raped!! I, am a VIRGIN. - Toasty

[Split Infinity]

Mr. T is a virgin!

[Toasty]

Yes. And proud of it.

[Someone Else]

*laughs at the virgin*

EDIT: Hey guys, check out this great new quote:

Wind Dude, on May 4 2007, 08:31 PM, said:

*laughs at the virgin*

[Aquamarine]

L00000000L!!!!1111!1

[Someone Else]

Just for the record I'm virgin too. Don't get any ideas or anything. I'm not like that.

[Split Infinity]

I'm not worried, I already took my own virginity.

[Someone Else]

Touché.

[Caael]

Mars Djinni, on Apr 22 2007, 05:16 PM, said:

That topic was posted and locked within 4 minutes. Poor Sun Saber. >.>

I laughed for like 10 minutes over that topic.

[Split Infinity]

GSSF deserves its own Wiki, that way we can preserve moments like that.

[Toasty]

*makes a GSSF wiki*

[Split Infinity]

Really? Where is it?

[Nyktos]

Sea of Time, on May 14 2007, 04:49 PM, said:

*psssst* Be a jerk! Everyone likes it more! And by everyone I mean me.

Today counts as old, right? RIGHT?

[Sea of Time]

Mr.T, on Aug 16 2006, 04:18 PM, said:

GIRGLE SCHMITTY WEISINHOWER!!!

Reading TRT is awesome fun.

This was funny too.... http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...st&p=270176

[TheEnglishman]

You could quote pratically all of that topic. Good old days. I think edited one of the posts I did in there to read something like "You fools will never see I've edited this message!"
Think I did anyway.

[Sea of Time]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=8317p

I'm still looking for that map...

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 27 2006, 09:44 PM, said:

Me...and Bill Cosby.

*puts arm around Cosby*

Isn't that right, Bill?

"BLEEBLE BLABBLE, HIPPITY HOOP!"

Yeaaaaah

[Sea of Time]

I need to be funny and interesting again.

[TheEnglishman]

I'd still say you were funny.
Don't know about interesting though. :P

[Sea of Time]

True enough. These 5400 posts have had no impact whatsoever on the forum. Damn!

[TheEnglishman]

Hey you created a Tainted War. That's had some impact.

[Sea of Time]

Thanks! :P

*goes to look for more old quotes*

[Someone Else]

Wow, I just realised that I was a noob back when I was 13/14 or something. I didn't type like one, but I actually made a poll regarding wether or not I was God (I think other people did this too). lamo.

This was back when we had a spam forum where anything-goes.

[Caael]

Gardna said:

I'm a sissy little girl.

[Split Infinity]

Mr.T, on Sep 24 2006, 11:07 AM, said:

You're just embarased at how disgusting your reasons for using the report button are.

Split Infinity, on Sep 24 2006, 11:10 AM, said:

If you're not going to provide the evidence, you have nothing against me.

Aquamarine, on Sep 24 2006, 03:20 PM, said:

I HAVE EVIDENCE!!! *shows half-eaten sandwich* THIS IS UNDESPUTABLE PROOF THAT SPLIT INFINITY, MAYBE BETTER KNOWN AS JACK, IS GUILTY!!!

Split Infinity, on Sep 24 2006, 04:36 PM, said:

Objection!

Aquamarine, on Sep 24 2006, 04:49 PM, said:

Overuled! I hereby sentence you to clean up Isle Delfino of all the goo!

Split Infinity, on Sep 24 2006, 09:28 PM, said:

Go to hell, Judge! *slow motion*

Split rolls to the side, scissor kicks a guard and grabs his gun in mid-air, flicking the safety catch, then leaps onto the Judge's box and shoots a magazine into him, before leaping backwards, performing a midair somersault and shooting Toasty and the other witnesses, disposing of another guard and firing a circle of bullets in the wall, before smashing through the weakened wall and escaping in a Lamborghini.

Aquamarine, on Sep 25 2006, 03:00 AM, said:

That's totaly not what would happen.

Split Infinity, on Sep 25 2006, 06:06 PM, said:

That's right, use italics to draw attention to your spelling mistakes.

Aquamarine, on Sep 26 2006, 06:29 AM, said:

Damn... Outsmarted by Split... What's the world going to?

Harr.

[Toasty]

Wind Dude, on Aug 16 2006, 03:15 PM, said:

Thuck thou, SOT!

Lol'd

[Toasty]

*bump*

Wind Dude, on Mar 26 2007, 03:00 PM, said:

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

Spam King, on Mar 26 2007, 03:22 PM, said:

Wind Dude, on Mar 26 2007, 03:00 PM, said:

I guess I'll have to chew ass instead.

[Caael]

SoT said:

I told you to keep them in your pants. You should've listened to me.

I just found that funny.

[Sea of Time]

I was serious! Keep the games in your pants! Nobody wants to look there!

[Caael]

I'm not going to walk around school with DS games down my crotch.

[Toasty]

...I would if they vibrated.

[Sea of Time]

Well, DS games are small.....it's not like they wouldn't fit, it would just make an odd noise and people would start to wonder...

[PDM]

xD "Was it so small he got a robotic one to replace it?"

[Caael]

Not a quote from this forum, but

Cant remember said:

without metroid, you wouldn't be alive because your parents had sex after they played metroid

[TheEnglishman]

Quote

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."

-Albert Einstein

I can't take the credit. It was totalchaos0 who found that.

[Toasty]

Quote

DANCE! Too much booty in the pants!

It's in a song, it's been said, it's been used to get chicks with big booties on the dance floor. What else can I say?

[Aquamarine]

Look at my sig. That was an instant classic.

[Mindpatch]

lemon:

Quote

LOVER BOYY

do you say that to everybody? :P

[Aquamarine]

This whole topic is worth the reading:

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...p;hl=Revolution

[Split Infinity]

I can't believe how narrow-minded the people in that topic were. Wii rocks.

And so does this page.