[PDM]

Granted, but then you have no games.

I wish I had a Wii to play SSBMB on.

[Ironsight]

granted,but someone steals it.

i wish i could turn invisible at will

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but since you can't see yourself your brain forgets where you are and starts floating out of your ears.

I wish I was filthy rich.

[Ironsight]

granted, but my invisible flying brain bakrupts you

i wish i had my brain back :P

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but you vomit out your digestive system.

I wish I had a handful of shurikens.

[Ironsight]

granted, but they come alive and keep you up all night with there screaming

i wish i had a weapon

[Split Infinity]

Granted. It's a steel sex toy.

I wish I had a Tec 9.

[Ironsight]

granted, but it broke during delivery

i wish math was not a requirment

[Platinum Sun]

Granted. But I don't know what that is so I can't give it to you.

I want a new ringtone. All mine just piss me off and make other people give me funny looks. (Well, more than normal.)

Granted. You end up working at a McDonalds until you're 52. At which point you die in a horrible drive-thru crash.

I wish Darksword wouldn't sarnath me anymore.

[Ironsight]

granted, but this one sucks too

i wish my brothers would stop playing there mini-guitars

[Caael]

PDM, on Jul 16 2007, 02:39 AM, said:

Granted, but then you have no games.

I wish I had a Wii to play SSBMB on.

Super Smash Bros Melee Brawl? Eh?



DS: Granted, but they start playing full size drums. Badly.

I wish for no headache.

[TheEnglishman]

Granted. You die.
I wish that there were more games that I wanted.

[Caael]

Granted, but there's too money and you cant buy them all.

I wish that I dont have to do the stupid talent contest tomorrow.

[TheEnglishman]

Granted. You are mocked for your lack of talent.
I wish there was a new James Bond film out soon.

[Caael]

Granted. Adam West is the new Bond.

I wish today was friday.

[R-dog]

Granted, but the day after is Monday.

I wish I had 100 American dollars all to myself <3

[Caael]

Granted. You decide to eat them

I wish I could turn the clock back 5 hours.

[PDM]

Granted, but you end up wishing it was friday again.


I wish for another Wii. plz dun corrupt my wish!!!

[Blue]

Wish granted, unfortunatly it comes with Micheal Jackson porn still on the hard drive.
I wish I could charge my lazer.

[Folcon]

Granted, but it builds so much of a charge it splodes in your hands, leaving you with bloody stumps.

I wish for a tastey plate of French Fries that have no posion, no metal or plastic implaments in them, no body parts, they don't fall on the floor, no one take them, and no one falls on them.

[R-dog]

Granted, but prior to receiving the fries, you get into a bloody and painful accident and have to have your jaw wired shut. But you can still smell. And they smell soooooo goooood...
>:P I feel evil today.

I wish my trip to Vermont tomorrow will be freakin' awesome.

[Blue]

Granted, but on the way back you'll be ran over by a Yoshi Stampede
I wish I was Vash the Stamepede. xD

[Folcon]

Granted, but since I don't know off hand who that is, you die.

Sincce my mouth is wired shut, I wish my fries would be purried into a paste and feed to me through a straw.

[Blue]

Granted, and that is the corruption right there. *horf*
I wish I didn't have to know these things. Dx

[Lightning Star]

Wish granted, but you'll be forced to be chained to a chair and listen to nothing but physics lectures for one week.

I wish it would rain more.

[Blue]

Granted but your chained to a chair outside to catch a cold. xD

I wish I had some good food

[Gamingstaff]

Your wish is granted but you choke on the food and die :P

I wish I had more propel to drink...

[Lightning Star]

Edit: damn you gamingstaff, got to it first.

wish granted, but then you die of over hydration.

I wish that I could have my writing inspiration back

(BTW, I love your sig/avatar XD)

[Blue]

Granted, but you have 3 men break into your house that start singing, "Hello my Cooney Island, baby~" xDDD

I wish I had Bill Gates money.

[Folcon]

For lightningstar
Granted, your writing wins you a Noble Prize. But them you are found guilty of plagrisim and have the award and money taken away.

Damn it.

Granted, but you are aressted for theft.

I wish a pretty girl would fall in love with me and be devoted only to me.

[Lightning Star]

Granted, but then she falls ill of cancer and dies.

I wish my popcorn wasn't burnt -.-

[Blue]

Wow, depressing. XD
Granted, but it becomes a giant popcorn monster and eats your lap top.

I wish I could fly.

[Folcon]

Granted, but while in flight, you loose the ability and plumet to your death.

I wish there was more happy events on the news, instead of all the sad depressing news.

[Blue]

Wish granted, but its being told by Barney the Dinosaur.

I wish Barney would finally burn!

[PDM]

Blue is my hero for giving me a Wii AND Michael Jackson porn <3.


Wish granted. You are held in prison for 1 night for lighting the match.

I wish for money for Wii games!

[Folcon]

@ Blue, thats cool, I guess. At least it's happy news.

Granted, but now that you have the money, there are no games left to buy for the next 30 years.

I wish steak was cheaper so I can buy more of it.

[Blue]

Wish Granted, too bad its got E-coli.

I wish I had a turbo charger to put in my RX-7

[PDM]

Granted, but you don't have an RX-7.

I wish blue had an RX-7.

[Blue]

Umm, actually I do, sooo...
I don't know what to do...

[Caael]

I wish I had Blue's awesome RX7. Lucky £%)(!"£...

I wish for something.

[PDM]

Granted he has an RX-07 now, but the wisher diez.

I wish 4 pwny

[Folcon]

Granted, but the pwny gives you some new incurable disease and you die horrably, in pain the entire time. Stop wishing for a damn pony.

I wish all the tobacoo in the world would just be vaporized, so that there was no more left in the world. That way my dad would stop smoking.

[PDM]

Granted. You die of second hand smoke anyway.

I wish Escout put his real age in his profile, because he doesn't fool anyone.

[Folcon]

Granted, it dosen't change as I am twenty-one.

I wish PDM would just STFU.

[PDM]

Granted. PDM Saves teddies from unicorns.


I wish escout wasn't such a fruit.

[Folcon]

Granted, now I'm a vegtable.

I wish I was allowed to use my uber alien powers to conquer this pitiful world.

[TheEnglishman]

Granted. Unfortunately you wake up.
I wish I was going to Cyprus this year.

[Gamingstaff]

Your wish is granted but the something turns out to be nothing.

I wish pigs would fly.

[Blue]

Granted, but they go crazy and kill us all
I wish I had a STI

[Folcon]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I knew what a STI was so I would not feel stupid for wishing to know.

[Caael]

Granted, you catch AIDs upon learning ( I'm assuming Blue meant Sexually transmitted infection)


I wish for something to wish for.

[TheEnglishman]

Granted. It's Barney the Dinosaur!
I wish the weather would make up it's mind if it would rain all day or be sunny.

[Blue]

(I meant a Suburu WRX STI. A car)
Granted. You get flooded out.

I wish I had some booze

[Folcon]

Granted, you get so much you drown in it.

I wish to catch Mesprit on me next atempt.

[Blue]

Wish granted. It gives you a virus and you die

I wish I was an Oscar Mayor wiener! Thats what I truly like to beeee, cuz if I was an Oscar Mayor wiener, then everybody would be in love with meeeee!

[Folcon]

Granted, you get eaten by a dog.

I wish I could find the book I had planned on reading that is lost in the post-moving mess of my room.

[Blue]

Granted, but the last 2 chapters of the book were ripped out by the dog that ate me.
Ironic isn't it?

I wish I could hire people to do my school work.

[Folcon]

Granted, but the teacher finds out and you get expelled.

I wish to be imortal like the Highlander. That show was so kick ass.

[Blue]

Granted, but you forgot invincible and some one stabs you.

I wish I was invisible.

[Someone Else]

Granted but you can't see your feet and trip a lot.

I wish Bob Marley's music would be dead like him.

[Folcon]

Quote

Granted, but you forgot invincible and some one stabs you

Since I'm imortal, I can't die. So being stabbed is no big deal.

Granted, but Bob Marley rises from the dead and starts playing agian.

I wish for bacon.

[TheEnglishman]

Granted. You get food poisoning and die, thus you never find out how Harry Potter ends.
I wish that I can read about 200 pages of the book I'm currently reading before I get up tomorrow.

[Blue]

Granted, but you over sleep and miss what ever it was you were planning to do.

I wish I got more hours at work.

[Someone Else]

Granted. They are hours of painful, grueling, and boring work. But the good news is that it built character.

I wish this place were more interesting.

[Folcon]

Granted, but it becomes so interesting that it draws thousands of people at once and the site bogs down to a stand still. thanks a lot.

I hope the team I have chosen for the poke tournament will kick ass.

[Blue]

Granted, but right as you are about to pull the finishing move, your wireless goes out.

I wish my 18 year old cousin wasn't getting married. >.>

[Ironsight]

Blue, on Jul 20 2007, 03:08 PM, said:

I wish my 18 year old cousin wasn't getting married. >.>

Granted, but he moves in with you instead and eats all you food

i wish i didnt have to mow the lawn every week

[R-dog]

Granted, you have to mow the lawn every day, but then you get to skip every other week.

I wish I could save a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

[Folcon]

Granted, but your back log off unpaid parking tickets gets your car towed.

"I wish, I wish, I haden't killed that fish." (Props to whoever can name the show this came from)

[Caael]

escout, on Jul 25 2007, 03:03 PM, said:

Granted, but your back log off unpaid parking tickets gets your car towed.

"I wish, I wish, I haden't killed that fish." (Props to whoever can name the show this came from)

It was the simpsons, Halloween special where he makes the toaster travel through time.

Granted, but you kill the Tyranosaurus rex, and make everything all posh, and donuts rain.

I wish I wasn't so Simpsons obsessed

[Folcon]

Caael, on Jul 25 2007, 01:16 PM, said:

I wish I wasn't so Simpsons obsessed

Granted, now your obsessed about Barny the Dinosaur.

[Caael]

I wish Escout would post a wish.

[Aquamarine]

Caael, on Jul 25 2007, 08:06 PM, said:

I wish Escout would post a wish.

Granted, but it's completely crap, like "I wish I had a Snickers bar right about now"

I wish I got Harry Potter tomorrow! Graaargh!

[Lightning Star]

Error 404 with your wish. You used a past tense verb "got" while wishing to have something in the future. Your wish is not granted at all. (next time, use "get")

I wish that I will get to have Digital Arts as one of my classes this year.

[Ironsight]

lightningstar, on Jul 25 2007, 04:18 PM, said:

Error 404 with your wish. You used a past tense verb "got" while wishing to have something in the future. Your wish is not granted at all. (next time, use "get")

I wish that I will get to have Digital Arts as one of my classes this year.

granted, but you fail and your parents ground you for a month

i wish Armored Core 4 had a longer campaign