[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Yeah, some of you guys may remember me. Various stings in whtie rooms across the country, every sized straitjacket imaginable, and several midgets with various rapping talents couldn't stop me from haunting GSS.

[Toasty]

Hey! It's you!....And you're back!

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

I am reasonably unsure about your first and second statements.

[Toasty]

You've come back before while I've been a member. Not sure if I was still using my Toasty64 account.

[Split Infinity]

Stop coming back already!

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

I could obliterate Canda with a flick of my iTunes gift card.

[Toasty]

But he's like the unofficial master of spam!

[Split Infinity]

Ahem. *points to the left*

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Foo, my army of rapid NES Advantages drinking Crystal Pepsi could obliterate you with one use of a joystick.

[Toasty]

Split, you didn't spam enough to deserve that. And everyone knows it. :P

[Split Infinity]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Exactly, my superior tactics and breakdancing have you bedazzled.

[Split Infinity]

Hey WSJ, what's your password?

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

plzdie

[Split Infinity]

Hey WSJ, what's your password now?

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

ihateorangeppl

[Toasty]

Well I'm glad I'm not orange then!

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

If you did then you would probably be ass-flavored lip balm right now

[Split Infinity]

Hey WSJ, what's your next password going to be?

[Toasty]

*slaps Split*
HOW DARE YOU!

[Split Infinity]

Hey Toasty, who's your next boyfriend going to be?

He's a maaaneater...

[Toasty]

I'm not interested in men. You on the other hand...

[Split Infinity]

...have more friends than yourself.

[Toasty]

No, you like men. Which is why you don't have friends.

[Split Infinity]

You obviously prefer to get in touch with your feminine side.

[Toasty]

Don't try to cover it up Split, you're a man lover.

[Split Infinity]

There's nothing to cover up.

Burn.

[Toasty]

....so you admit that you love men?

[Split Infinity]

No.

[Toasty]

Yes you do.

[Split Infinity]

No.

[Toasty]

Don't lie.

[Split Infinity]

I'm not.

[Someone Else]

Quick, someone wheat sword the topic before it's closed. I'd do it but I'm sleepy.

[Toasty]

Nah. PS isn't here to uber post.

But anyway, Welcome back WSJ, you insane squirrel thing you. AND STAY THIS TIME.

[Caael]

What kind of drugs did that guy sell you? You do know that you aren't supposed to smoke it all at once, right?

Welcome back.

[Platinum Sun]

I considered Wheat Swording this topic, but there will be others of greater merit. Although this spam is worthy of my crowning WSJ Spam Prince.

[My Best Wishes]

What is Wheat Swording.

WB, again.

[Someone Else]

Wheat Swording is ending a topic with an explosively awesome post. Every topic creator should aspire to having a topic Wheat Sworded and therefore immortal.

THIS was the first and only topic so far to have been Wheat Sworded:

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...st&p=235674

And it is forever in our memories of perhaps the most awesome topic in all of GSSF.

I would die happy if a topic of mine was Wheat Sworded.

[Platinum Sun]

Dude, I've created a word! Nay, an entire process of making things eternal. That means that I have retroactively made myself eternal via the introduction of an eternalizing process!

[Split Infinity]

We have to download that Wheat Sword page and encrypt it in the GSS archives.

[Platinum Sun]

Good idea. Its gone a long time without being pruned for a locked common room topic. (It might've even been on the good ol' spamboard back in the day, it is quite old.) I think the awesomeness protects it and keeps it fresh like that Glad Press-N-Seal wrap, only made out of fantasticness and stuck on with pure ownage. I still have a copy saved as a Word document just in case though.

[Split Infinity]

I meant the original Wheat Sword webpage.

[Platinum Sun]

Ah yes. I suppose that I mustn't forget my inspiration, my muse if you will. I came up with that whole post on a whim after reading the original Wheat Sword article just because I thought it was so funny that anyone would believe all that. I wonder if he'd respond if I E-Mailed that to him as a question... Just write out the whole thing and at the end say:
So now, when I play the game, a screen comes up that shows the smouldering corpses of the characters slowly crumbling into dust.
What should I do?

[My Best Wishes]

So who came up with the term.
WTF PS, that was just....I want to say incredible, but I just can't.

[Toasty]

I decided that the post was so awesome, that it must be considered and "Ultimate Post." Then WD decided to call the actual art of it "Wheat Swording."

DUDE! We should totally put this on Wikipedia!

[Someone Else]

I was going to put it onto Urban Dictionary. :P

[Toasty]

Well why not put it on both?

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

You guys should come to the Temple of Kraden. The CREATOR of the Wheat Sword resides there.

[Platinum Sun]

Platinum Sun, on Jul 14 2007, 10:15 PM, said:

I wonder if he'd respond if I E-Mailed that to him as a question... Just write out the whole thing and at the end say:
So now, when I play the game, a screen comes up that shows the smouldering corpses of the characters slowly crumbling into dust.
What should I do?

I did just that recently. And got a response! I'm not entirely sure what he meant, but it's cool that he responded.

RyuKenshin, on Jul 19 2007, said:

..........

*slow clap, them faster* Bravo. That's all I can say about this.

Now you see how easy it was for me to pass my guide huh?



~RyuKenshin, the Immortal Dragon of Devotion!:P

I'll send him another one informing him of the legacy of my new "Wheat Swording" process.

[Toasty]

Don't forget the two people who helped start it. *points to T and WD*

[Blue]

Awww man, I'm going to have to fight for my Title back then. xD

[Someone Else]

Platinum Sun, on Jul 18 2007, 08:04 PM, said:

*RyuKenshin's response*

I think that it was a mixture of sarcasm and obvious amusement. I guess that Kenshin's saying that people like you, PS, think that the idea of a Wheat Sword and the means to get it is so absurd that it's hilarious, hence the reason the guide was passed.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Heh, so you're the one who sent that?

http://z9.invisionfree.com/The_Temple_of_K...?showtopic=2422

take a look at this.

[Platinum Sun]

Lawlzez :o
I really should take my real name off my e mail account if I'm going to do dumb crap like this...
There seems to be a diverse set of reactions to it in the thread, but they all thought it was funny, so I'm happy.

[Someone Else]

ANOTHER Daniel? So far that's four Daniel's that I've counted on this forum, including myself.

[Platinum Sun]

There were at least four Dans at my high school. It got quite annoying.

Edit:
Dude! There's a MySpace group called The Global Brotherhood of Dan Walkers! I have my own cult!

[Someone Else]

Dude, you should join and stuff. Ask for an invite.

[Platinum Sun]

First I'll have to create a myspace...

And for now, that's just not my thing.

[Someone Else]

Your post made it seem like you already had one.

[Toasty]

Well I know of three Daniels on this forum, including myself, so who's the fourth? WB?

[Someone Else]

The Water Adept guy. It had Water Adept in it, I think.

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...hp?showuser=651

[Toasty]

Awesome. We should start a Kung Fu fighting club for Dan's only.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Nah, I'm a Jacob

Biblical names FTW

[Someone Else]

I'm not entirely familiar with the contents of The Bible (baptize me, lolol) but I believe Daniel is biblical too.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Wind Dude, on Jul 21 2007, 01:26 AM, said:

I'm not entirely familiar with the contents of The Bible (baptize me, lolol) but I believe Daniel is biblical too.

I'll get the Holy Water.

Catholicisim FTW

[Platinum Sun]

Ever heard of Daniel and the Lion's den? That's about 12 pounds of biblical in a 5 pound bag.