I Nearly Killed My Brother With A Golfcart inspired by Im A Jerk
#1
Posted 28 July 2007 - 12:09 AM
ok, this was about a year ago,my mom was living in a country club cuase she just got divorced from my dad. (we dont live there anymore) its almost entirely a golf place, so theres a bunch of golfcarts there. anyways, we , like every other resident at the country club, were given a golfcart incase we ever wanted to go golfing. (it was pimpin to, sparkly purple with gold colored rims :P ) even though we werent old enough, me and my brothers ocasionaly drove it around the block a couple of times. well, one day me and my two other brothers(12 & 10) were playing out side. 12 was driving the cart, 10 was riding his rip-stick, and i was sitting on the curb, waiting for my turn to drive. as usual, 12 had anoyed me in some way that i cant remeber, so i was pretty...um...steamed at him. 12 always drove the cart. and when i say always, i mean always. he would be of on it for an hour or two, leaving me at home, waiting until he came back. witch was usually around the time our mom wouldnt let us ride it any more (to dark, the cart didnt have headlights). after waiting for an hour or so, 12 finaly came back. wanting to ride 10's rip-stick. with great releif (and anger) i got on. but 12 was not letting me of so easily. turns out he had stolen the keys and was running off by the time i noticed this. without going into detailes, i managed to get the keys back. finalyi had my chancve to drive. but by that time, i was incredibly mad at 12. i wanted tyo maker him pay, bad. witrh malice in my eyes, i started up the cart and drove it around the corner. then i turned around, pushed the peddle down as far as it would go and pointed the cart directly at 12. i waited until i could see the whites of his eyes before i swerved away at the last moment (nearly turning the cart over in thew process). it must have looked like i was about to run him down, wich was exactly what i wanted him to think(he later told me it scared the carp out of him).later i laughed and told him i was sorry, and he laughed to, but i dont think he ever trusted me behind the wheel of a golf cart ever again. some might call it road rage, but i call it funny. what do you guys think?
#2
Posted 28 July 2007 - 02:16 AM
When I could only see 'I nearly killed my brother' I thought Caael had made this topic. :P
#3
Posted 28 July 2007 - 02:27 AM
IMAJ was better though. I mean, I could just bike over to the nearest golfing club and swerve around people at high speed, then hit a mound and grab some serious air, and I'd already have a better story to tell. No offence.
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 12:41 PM
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 12:48 PM
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 01:18 PM
#10
Posted 28 July 2007 - 03:07 PM
For the record, as far as I know, the stuff really happened to the "Jerk" in I'm a Jerk.
#11
Posted 28 July 2007 - 03:13 PM
Spam King, on Jul 28 2007, 01:27 AM, said:
im not trying to compete with WD , i just thought it be kinda funny to see everyones reactions. my bro got a glazed-over look when i told him i was putting this in the forums :P
#14
Posted 02 August 2007 - 10:13 AM
And darn, I really thought Caael had killed his brother. XD Now that would make a story, I'm sure!
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Posted 04 September 2007 - 09:28 AM
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Posted 08 September 2007 - 09:54 AM
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Posted 11 September 2007 - 12:57 AM
#33
Posted 11 September 2007 - 04:38 PM
He is my Dad's Girlfreind's son.
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 02:07 PM
#37
Posted 12 September 2007 - 02:39 PM
Oh yeah, hes from Texas too
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 05:10 PM
#40
Posted 13 September 2007 - 10:36 AM
DarkSword, on Sep 12 2007, 10:39 PM, said:
Sounds not only a lot like Caael's brother, but alos my cousins in England. I hate 'em. They are so spoiled, obnoxious, unthankful... Then again, these are the people who are getting me a Wii... Maybe I should start loving them.
#41
Posted 13 September 2007 - 04:46 PM
Last week he was actually asking his mom and my dad if he could get payed for jobs that me and my brothers were doing for the right to eat dinner. I couldnt beleive it! And when we were at
He is such a winey, greedy b*stard
I hate him
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Posted 14 September 2007 - 02:39 PM
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 02:34 PM