[Split Infinity]

Okay, rules. I'm going to ask you the above question, and however you respond, you must then carry out the instructions of the next person to post. Should you not wish to do so, you may change your answer, but then you MUST do as instructed. For Truths, be honest. For Dares, you may have to post some sort of evidence. After you have completed your task, you may repeat your qestion for the next person.

So, to my first lucky victim, truth or dare?

[Platinum Sun]

This sounds like a stupid idea and is almost certain to go horribly wrong.

Count me in!

Truth.

[Toasty]

Have you ever licked your wenis?

[Platinum Sun]

Probably would if I could, but can't.

Your turn.

[Toasty]

I've seen someone who can. (and just to be clear so no one thinks I'm sick minded, your wenis is the "technical" term for your elbow).

Truth.

[Platinum Sun]

I knew that. (Technically, it's the fold of skin that covers your elbow.) but I was hoping that everyone would think that you're sick-minded. And on that front, this changes nothing!

I can't think of anything good, but I'll ask a question anyway.

If you were a woman for one hour, what would you do?

[Someone Else]

I'd probably scream for a few minutes from the shock then "investigate" my new body. You all know you would.

Next.

[Toasty]

That wouldn't be apropriet for these forums I'd run through the streets of New York stark naked.

Truth or Dare?

[My Best Wishes]

Dare I say Dare?

[Toasty]

Put ketchup on your cereal and eat it. And we need a video!...or at least a picture of you hurliing afterwards.

[My Best Wishes]

You're a **** Toasty. How much sauce? Can I have it on porridge? I'm not much of a ceral man, not enough carbohydrates to fill me.

[Platinum Sun]

Cereal doesn't have enough carbohydrates for you? You do realize that that's all cereal has in it right?

[Toasty]

Porridge is fine, and you have to have at least two table spoons of ketchup in the bowl. And you have to eat all of the porridge.

AND THE KETCHUP HAS TO BE MIXED IN!

[Folcon]

You are realy cruel, you know that Toasty.

[My Best Wishes]

Platinum Sun, on Aug 1 2007, 02:23 AM, said:

Cereal doesn't have enough carbohydrates for you? You do realize that that's all cereal has in it right?

It doesn't Not even Nurtigrain and Just Right and Sustain and all that. Just not filling enough. Porridge is the best, easiest to eat, fills me up longer etc.

Mr.T, on Aug 1 2007, 07:30 AM, said:

Porridge is fine, and you have to have at least two table spoons of ketchup in the bowl. And you have to eat all of the porridge.

AND THE KETCHUP HAS TO BE MIXED IN!

Tomorrow morning.
Table spoon?

[Folcon]

Mr.T, on Jul 31 2007, 05:30 PM, said:

Porridge is fine, and you have to have at least two table spoons of ketchup in the bowl. And you have to eat all of the porridge.

AND THE KETCHUP HAS TO BE MIXED IN!

You realize that 2 Table spoons is not that much. All he has to do is drown in in the oatmeal with three or four envolopes of it. I would do it, but I'm allergic to tomato products, with the soul exception being pizza.

[Split Infinity]

This topic is turning out exactly as I planned! Mwahahahaha!!

I would actually enjoy eating porridge with tomato sauce.

[My Best Wishes]

Just an update, I did it this morning, however it's 450mb, and youtube won't support that. So I'm currently uploading it elsewhere, hoping it works.

Edit- I left it overnight to upload to this Flurl site, hasn't yet. Ideas?

Edit- Great, File size of MVI_0714.AVI exceeds maximum allowed size of 15728640 bytes

[PDM]

Go into windows movie maker and split up the video into parts.

[Split Infinity]

450MB? You didn't have to record every meal of the day...

[Toasty]

It's probably in 640X480 resolution, and about 15 minutes long. I'm baseing that off of absolutely nothing.

But I'm glad to hear that someone actually did a dare.

Truth or Dare?

[My Best Wishes]

There.
Sorry for the site, I didn't realise how sleezy it is.

WTH, I'll take truth.

[Folcon]

was that really you eating it?

[Split Infinity]

That looked more like raisins than tomato sauce. [EDIT] Oh, you put it on later.

escout, who else would have held up a sheet of paper saying 'Toasty sucks'?

[Folcon]

I don't know, watch claims to be a dude, but I swear I saw nail poish one those hands at the begining.

[Split Infinity]

I draw on my fingernails with pen ink.

What? I get bored sometimes!

[My Best Wishes]

escout, on Aug 4 2007, 07:22 AM, said:

I don't know, watch claims to be a dude, but I swear I saw nail poish one those hands at the begining.

This contributes nothing, but, wtf?

[PDM]

We have the same oven.

[Aquamarine]

He held up a sign saying 'Toasty sucks'? Awesome!

[Toasty]

I enjoyed watching every bite watch. :P
I'm gonna have to go show that to my friends. :D

I couldn't catch what the last sign said though. It was too blurry. I only saw "win."

[My Best Wishes]

It said 'I win', then I drew a '?'

It looked better as a .avi

[Someone Else]

Haven't looked at the video at the video yet, but it looks like I found a great new site for softcore porn. Thanks, watch!

[Toasty]

XD

And watch, you said truth, so here's your question.

....how'd the porridge taste? :P

[My Best Wishes]

I'll be honest. It tasted horrible. I got nearly to the end, looked at the clock, and had to make a new breakfast. I wasn't prepared to start a day with a crap breakfast, and be late for school.
It was just too sweet.

Wind Dude, on Aug 4 2007, 06:34 PM, said:

Haven't looked at the video at the video yet, but it looks like I found a great new site for softcore porn. Thanks, watch!

Dirty.

[Folcon]

So, Truth or Dare?

[Toasty]

I'm afraid to say dare so......truth!

[Split Infinity]

Have you ever had gay fantasies?

Be honest.

[Someone Else]

Not that I remember.

[Split Infinity]

The question was directed at Toasty.

[Someone Else]

Just sayin'.

[Toasty]

No.

Truth or dare?

[Split Infinity]

Hmm...dare! But I'm not posting any videos.

[My Best Wishes]

What proof do we have then? Your word? Pftt.

Let me get this straight, the last poster proposes a Truth or Dare option.
The next person chooses.
Can the next person then choose the dare/question, or does it have to be the proposer?

[Toasty]

One person asks "Truth or Dare"
The next poster responds "Truth or Dare"
The next poster asks a question or proposes a dare.

The person who asks/dares doesn't have to be the person who asked truth or dare soooo.....

Dare split to do something watch!

[My Best Wishes]

Split, you have to do the 'McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentuckey Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut. Song 3 times with actions, and then do the Elmo wanna be a chicken song twice. And we want video. You don't have to film your face if you don't want too, and you can change your voice using a program if you wish.

[Split Infinity]

:P I don't even know any of those songs...I'm changing to Truth.

[PDM]

Have you ever had homosexual thoughts about Toasty?

[Split Infinity]

Toasty? No.

Truth or Dare?

[PDM]

Dare. I don't have a camera, but I can assure you guys I'm stupid enough to do nearly anything.

[Split Infinity]

I dare you to create a bisexual soft porn webpage.

[I'm Always BROKE]

PDM, on Aug 11 2007, 01:35 AM, said:

Dare. I don't have a camera, but I can assure you guys I'm stupid enough to do nearly anything.

Same with me, although I'm rarely found behind the pc now in the summer... Anyways, I choose dare. Just don't let me do something with photos, videos or other things I need to upload cause I always forget those. :P

[PDM]

Spam King, on Aug 10 2007, 04:40 PM, said:

I dare you to create a bisexual soft porn webpage.

Gimme somewhere to host it, and some photos from your bisexual softcore stash.

[Split Infinity]

Try FreeWebs. And don't you have your own porn stash?

[PDM]

I deleted all mine last week when I was going to a LAN party.

Apparently I was the only one to think ahead because tons of people had porn folders on their desktops and were embarrassed about it.

[Split Infinity]

What, you took your whole computer with you?

[PDM]

It was LAN party, everyone without a laptop did.

[Someone Else]

I'm feeling a mixture of a sense of pride and depression that I don't have a personal porn stash hidden in my computer.

[My Best Wishes]

I'm feeling proud that I also don't have a stash of porn anywhere in my house.

[Split Infinity]

I don't need porn. I'm far too imaginative for that.

[My Best Wishes]

I'm not even going there.

[Split Infinity]

You don't want to.

[Someone Else]

Yeah, not touching that with a 10 foot pole.

[Toasty]

Oooooookaaaaaayyyyy.... Moving along now.

Truth or Dare?

[Split Infinity]

Dare you know...the Truth?

[Toasty]

Dare it is, then.

I dare you to chug a gallon of milk in one sitting. You can't stop to breath, and you have to drink ALL of it. If you can't get a hold of a gallon, or your parent's would get pissed if you did, a half gallon will suffice.

[Split Infinity]

What? I said Truth, damn you!

I'll do it when I get home.

[Toasty]

You made it entirely unclear, so I went with the first term in your post. That just so happened to be 'dare'. :ph34r:

[PDM]

Perfectly clear to me.


... ... ... ROFL.

[My Best Wishes]

How many litres is a gallon?
My mate did 2 litres, in 14 seconds, then hurled. He's done it twice but he stopped becuase someone said you can die from it becasue the milk curdles in your stomach or something like that.

[Someone Else]

Maybe we'll get lucky. I'll leave it to you to decide exactly what lucky would be in this case.

[My Best Wishes]

Cheeky prick

[Toasty]

I drink milk all the time. I also eat a lot (and surprisingly, I'm pretty skinny). Just that right there means I'll be less likely to hurl after drinking a gallon of milk.

But unluckily for Split, I'm not the one drinking the milk.

[Caael]

I'm not sure what to say, so somebody give me something. If it's a dare, it cant involve eating or drinking stuff because I feel rough after half a medium pizza.

[Toasty]

Truth or Dare?

I think I'll let somebody else think of something awful for a change. :ph34r:

[Folcon]

Truth, what do ya want to know. I'm an open book, I'm just missing a few pages.

[Aquamarine]

Caael, on Aug 15 2007, 07:36 PM, said:

I'm not sure what to say, so somebody give me something. If it's a dare, it cant involve eating or drinking stuff because I feel rough after half a medium pizza.

I've got something that will Dare you, but it has to be filmed so you can show us. Stand at a crowded crossroads and yell at the top of your voice "I suck".

[Toasty]

@escout: What was your worst moment as a boyscout?

[Split Infinity]

Probably the 'initiation' challenge.

[Caael]

Aquamarine, on Aug 15 2007, 10:52 PM, said:

I've got something that will Dare you, but it has to be filmed so you can show us. Stand at a crowded crossroads and yell at the top of your voice "I suck".

Sure. You wont get it for a while, because i'm not going into town for a while, but i'll get my friends to record it on my phone so i'll upload it. Keep reminding me about it/

[My Best Wishes]

Aquamarine, on Aug 16 2007, 07:52 AM, said:

I've got something that will Dare you, but it has to be filmed so you can show us. Stand at a crowded crossroads and yell at the top of your voice "I suck".

Public humilation. We need more of that.

[Caael]

I've done worse. I've sat down in the road with a friend and started a game of blackjack, i've had a shouting match in a shopping mall, pretended i'm spiderman and started crawling on the floor. I'll do most things.

[Folcon]

Mr.T, on Aug 15 2007, 10:16 PM, said:

@escout: What was your worst moment as a boyscout?

Probably one of my first campouts. I ate nothing but cheese and nuts and other not good stuff all day. That night, I puked in the tent. Had to get a new tent and sleeping bag after that. At least the tent was in need of replacement at the time, but my dad was still pissed.

[Toasty]

Heh

Truth or Dare?

[Wiflewood]

Truth

[Split Infinity]

How many megabytes of pornography, if any, do you have on your machine?

[Wiflewood]

220.

Truth or Dare?

[Split Infinity]

What would your gf say? :P

Truth.

[PDM]

Megabytes? Who has porn in megabytes?

You're all sick!

[My Best Wishes]

Seeing as Split posed a Porn question. When was the last time you looked at Porn Split?

[Split Infinity]

Two days ago, when Lemontime forced a link on me.

[My Best Wishes]

I'm sure he did.

[Someone Else]

Truth er dare?

[Split Infinity]

Ask me anything. Just not a dare.

[Someone Else]

What is your cup size?

[Toasty]

XD

*coughit'szerocough*

After split answers the question, Truth or Dare?

[Someone Else]

Nah, I want him to be truthful. And I know he wears a bra.

[Ironsight]

lol
wow, your realy closing the vice on his head this time huh?

[PDM]

81 DD

[PDM]

im fat with double dz

[Split Infinity]

Wind Dude, on Aug 18 2007, 04:06 PM, said:

What is your cup size?

I presume you are referring to a groin cup, the measurements of which I do not know.

Now Toasty, I want you to watch very carefully so you don't miss it...ready? Truth.

[Aquamarine]

Somebody ask me a Truth!

[Split Infinity]

Oh fine, er...let me think of one for a minute.

[Aquamarine]

That it was looooong minute.

[Split Infinity]

Indeed it was. Prepare to wait a few more.

[Toasty]

Split, I do believe WD was referring to a bra, as bra's have "cup sizes." However, when I said *coughzerocough*, I was referring to a groin cup.

NOW.

Split, how often do you dance naked in front of a mirror? Don't lie.

[Ironsight]

Mr.T, on Aug 19 2007, 12:55 AM, said:

Split, I do believe WD was referring to a bra, as bra's have "cup sizes." However, when I said *coughzerocough*, I was referring to a groin cup.

NOW.

Split, how often do you dance naked in front of a mirror? Don't lie.

This is better >:P How often have you danced naked in front of a window in front of an elemtry school...dont lie.