[Aquamarine]

The death of Cracker the Yoshi! I'm getting bored of him, so I want all of you guys to kill him in the most interesting and vile way you can imagine. Once he reaches level 70, and ONLY when he reaches level 70, I want all of you to post his bloody carcass in this topic. The person who killed him in the way I most like will get a couple of Aqua Respect Points; they're like WD Respect Points, only more valuable. Be proud!

Well, what are you waiting for? Kill him and when he is Lv. 70 show me what you did!

[Someone Else]

How I loathe violence.

[Aquamarine]

But you don't want Cracker to die in peace, do you? When the time comes and nobody shows me a mutilated Yoshi, that is what will happen. And we don't want that, do we now?

[Someone Else]

I guess I can see your point.

[Golden Legacy]

Give Cracker a child.
Torture that child.
Have that child give birth to another one.
Continue the cycle.

[/evuhl]

[Aquamarine]

Wow, GL, and there I was thinking you're all kind and good-hearted and stuff. :ph34r:

But that's too much work on my part. Just slaughter the *******.

[Folcon]

Stuff him in the Spam Cannon and fire it point blank into a wall.

[Split Infinity]

http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/images/ys_lblue.jpg

*punches* Where's my money? I WANT MY MONEY!!

[Aquamarine]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/Yoshi.jpg

This Yoshi lols in your face.

[Split Infinity]

I can't see any of the images you're posting.

[Aquamarine]

Huh? How come? I'm using photobucket...

[Someone Else]

Cracker hangs himself because Aqua doesn't want him anymore.

[Mindpatch]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2086/paintstrikesen4.png
Mwuahhahaha! :ph34r:

[Toasty]

Don't worry aqua, I've had PLENTY of experience in this particular field. I've mutilated many, many yoshis in the past.

*goes to work*

[EDIT]

To be viewd upon the 70th level:

Ye Olde Tyme Execution

[Aquamarine]

Thank you for your contribution, Toasty, I'll check that out when Cracker gets to level 70. Anyone else interested?

[Caael]

Ho ho, i'm gonna win this.

Walk cracker to the shops, where previously, you placed a bear trap. He walks in, and to make sure he gets the trap, you have a Yoshi porn magazine stand in front of it. He wont notice, because of the porn. Now he'll tread in the trap, and scream, alerting the mafia whom Cracker beat at cards the other night. Now the mafia have they chance, they stuff Cracker into a burlap sack of which they drench in vinegar to burn his eyes. Then lemon juice is added. The mafia dudes then dump him in a vat of bicarbonate of soda, and we all know that when you mix lemon juice/vinegar, it goes boom. That hurts Yoshi loads, and he's roughed up a bit. They now burn the sack, revealing the cowering Cracker. Cracker throws a sack of money at them, hoping for the best. They count it, but he was 1 cent out. Cracker tried to run, but ran into a conveniently placed Iron Maiden, which shut him in, spiking him. The doors didn't lock though, so he ran out with holes in him, but he was alive. The mafia told him that if he could get the cent he needed out of a jar of barbed wire and salt water, he could leave. Yoshi tried, but couldn't quite get it. His arm was stinging all the way up. The mafia weren't pleased. They shot him in the knee's so he couldn't run, and then burnt his tail off. Cracker was covered in ash then, so the Mafia couldn't see him. He crawled out with his arms into daylight. Unfortunately, he was a walking target there, and walking on the other side of the road was his officer he went AWOL from in 'nam. The officer saw him, slit Crackers throat, and left him to die. Rats gnawed his legs off, and crows ripped his arms off. He was a torso, but not dead. Then tingle came along and took him to his house. Yoshi screamed, and killed himself by getting a spoon into his brain.

THE END.

[Someone Else]

Do you want an illustration or a story? If so, what Caael nearly Wheat Sword'ed this topic. But not quite.

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4842/thtingle1kv8.gif

[Caael]

I could illustrate it actually. But the damn scanner isn't fixed, so I cant.

[Aquamarine]

Oh, I didn't make that clear, I would prefer illustrations. Oh, and Caael, I read only the last sentence of that. I couldn't bother reading all of it.

[Caael]

You are joking.

It took me 20 minutes to think of all that. I am going so slowly wander over to Serbia and END you.

[Aquamarine]

You do that.

[Someone Else]

Aqua fails to read one minute of a paragraph.

[Aquamarine]

K I read it.

...

[Folcon]

Here's two ways to kill him.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=huJx35QJ37Y


http://www.youtube.c...h?v=56UwFvRh6IA

^Warning, this one is not for the faint of heart.

[Ironsight]

Stick Cracker in a meat shreder and shred him bit by timy bit. Then, while hes still alive, kidnapp his family and force them to read Mr.T and FD's old comedy fanfic. Next, make him watch a mystery movie, but never show him the ending. Finaly when, like in caal's story, when hes just a torso, you leave him out in the Sahara Desert, where Fire Ants begin to eat him alive, and his many wounds become painfully infected. But rather than die of extreme pain, he eventualy becomes incredibly dehdrated, and dies a month later, alone, sad, thirsty, in pain, and never knowing the ending of that mystery movie

[Aquamarine]

At the rate I'm posting he'll never get to level 70, so I'm just going to start checking your death scenes now.

[Blue]

...
Excuse me, but, killing of Yoshi can not be forgiven. Your all getting Planet Busted.

[Aquamarine]

Says who?

escout: I can't view your links.

[Blue]

Says me. *fires Planet Buster at Aqua*

[Toasty]

Aqua, you seem to forget the fact that Blue rivals even Chuck Norris in weird and unusual ways that no one has comprehended yet. He has the power to launch stuff, and people.

But don't worry Blue, I only kill already dead Yoshi's. This one's pretty much a zombie, so it counts.

[Blue]

Fine. I'll only chin slap you then. *chin slap*

[Aquamarine]

**** Chuck Norris and all who keep talking about that loser! I don't understand why the whole internet is so frikkin' fascinated by some old wanker!

[Blue]

I agree. Why aren't people fascinated by me yet?

[Aquamarine]

:P

[Someone Else]

Mr.T, on Aug 17 2007, 10:38 AM, said:

Aqua, you seem to forget the fact that Blue rivals even Chuck Norris in weird and unusual ways that no one has comprehended yet. He has the power to launch stuff, and people.

But don't worry Blue, I only kill already dead Yoshi's. This one's pretty much a zombie, so it counts.

You've been using too many Chuck Norris metaphors today.

[Caael]

Aquamarine, on Aug 17 2007, 06:41 PM, said:

**** Chuck Norris and all who keep talking about that loser! I don't understand why the whole internet is so frikkin' fascinated by some old wanker!

That's the first thing i've agreed with you on in a long time.

[Split Infinity]

Blue, on Aug 18 2007, 03:52 AM, said:

Why aren't people fascinated by me yet?

Sig'd.

[Aquamarine]

Caael, on Aug 17 2007, 09:20 PM, said:

That's the first thing i've agreed with you on in a long time.

What? You don't agree with me anymore...?

... Why not?

[Blue]

See, Split acknolwdges my win, its time the rest of you get in line.

[Folcon]

Aquamarine, on Aug 17 2007, 01:01 PM, said:

Says who?

escout: I can't view your links.

I'm not sure why, they work for me.

[PDM]

Spam King, on Aug 17 2007, 02:11 PM, said:

Sig'd.

sig'd

[Split Infinity]

Why don't you go sig yourself?

[Someone Else]

sig'd

[Split Infinity]

:P

[Ironsight]

playing mind games with Split is almost as fun as Snowboarding! :P

[Toasty]

So who's dead yoshi has the most awesomesauce?

[Caael]

Did I win? I bet I did. Mine was most creative. It was less random than I was going to make it, but that's better. Probably.

[Aquamarine]

I was looking for an illustration, Caael. And really, the only illustration here is Toasty's, since I can't view escout's and Mindpatch's doesn't really count... So I'm giving this a day or two more.

[Ironsight]

I have an Illustration of Cracker's Winning Demise, but i cant figure out crap about geting it on here. Anyone have a hint theyd like to share?

[attachment=1901:Evil_Yos..._Cracker.PNG]

[Lemontime]

I wasn't really waiting for this.. :\

[Ironsight]

Behold, my Evil Yoshi!!! MUHUHUHAHAHA >:P

[Split Infinity]

S'okay...

[Ironsight]

Dammit! now hes gone again, what happened?!

[Split Infinity]

Who, Aquamarine?

[Ironsight]

No, the Evil Yoshi in my Sig is gone again

[Caael]

This death will be better than the last one by a mile.

Are you ready?

Ridley.

[Toasty]

Ridley attacks Cracker! The attack was ineffective...
Cracker uses eats on Ridley! It's a one hit K.O.!
Ridley was defeated...

Sorry Caael, you'll have to think of something better.

[Someone Else]

And then WD ran in and frikkin' unloaded his rifle on everybody.

[Ironsight]

Actualy, everyone just saw his avatar and died l:P

[Someone Else]

Oops, I thought that was yours.

[Ironsight]

Huh?

[Toasty]

EXACTLY.

[Ironsight]

...............

[Aquamarine]

Well, after careful study of everybody's entry(not), I have decided that Toasty is the winner. Darksword, yours is good, but the main part of that illustration is your Yoshi, and that is not how it's supposed to be. And apart from you... Toasty is pretty much the only participant. Congrats, Toasty! You will receive $100000000000000000000 through post in a few days time. Really!

[Ironsight]

Damn. well, second place is good, its alot better than what ive gotten from the other contests ive entered before

[Aquamarine]

But there were more participants, weren't there?

[Toasty]

Wooo! I won a contest! And now I gets fake monehs!