[I'm Always BROKE]

Okay, 3... 2... 1 GO!!!

I'm in the lead!

[Split Infinity]

Not while I'm around! *hops on the bus from Speed*

[Aquamarine]

*Puts on Running Shoes from Banjo-Kazooie and runs*

[Split Infinity]

*puts on Running Shoes from Crash Bandicoot and runs*

[Aquamarine]

Crash Bandicoot sucks. I win.

[I'm Always BROKE]

IM GOING FASTER!!!

[Folcon]

*steals Cloud's motorcycle and leaves everyone in the dust*

[I'm Always BROKE]

*Throws a Blue Shell from Mario Kart at escout*

Fear the unbalancedness of the Mario sport / party games!

[Folcon]

*gets blasted into the air and lands on ass*

just for that

*uses the lightning bolt from mario kart*

[I'm Always BROKE]

*shrinks*

Damn... But just you wait!

*uses Golden Mushroom from Mario Kart Double Dash*

VROOM I'M GOING FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[Folcon]

*uses new Winnebago to run the shrunken Diddy over*

[Caael]

I'm using the Black Panther soul from Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow. Plus i'm on Sonics back, who in turn is on the back of the Blue Falcon. Which is on top of magnet with the other magnet near the finish line. With jets on the back. With jets inside the jets. And little small but fast men running underneath. And I got shot out a catapult. And Mike Tyson was firing the catapult.


I WIN

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Artwork%20Page/cel-dastardly2.JPG
I'm in Dick Dastardly's car!
Wait he always finishes last! Drat!

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Artwork%20Page/cel-dastardly2.JPG
I'm in Dick Dastardly's car!
Wait he always finishes last! Drat!
EDIT: Don't you just love the internet screwing up on you?

[Folcon]

*turns into the Flash and runs ahead of everyone.*

[Caael]

* throws lightsaber at Escout*

Crap, Sonic died. And i'm running out of magic. And the blue falcon and jets are running out of fuel. And the little men got burnt by the jets. So at the moment i'm sitting on a magnet, but it's still pretty fast. Oh, and it wont attract to anything but the one at the finish line.

[TheEnglishman]

I'll just use my TARDIS to be at the finish line as soon as the race starts.

[Caael]

Then technically you haven't started.

[TheEnglishman]

*thinks*
Hmmm...
:lol:
Nooooooooo!

[Caael]

* outsmarts*

[Aquamarine]

I'm going XLR8. See you guys at the finish line!

*Transforms into Diamondhead* Aw man...

[Caael]

* jumps on tortoise*

C'mon, you won it that story. Relive it!

* pokes*

It may be dead from the impact. * starts walking while everybody else overtakes*

[I'm Always BROKE]

Okay guys lap 2! VROOOOOOOM!!!!!111

[Caael]

How many laps will there be? Loads?

* jumps into DKR style hovercraft* Eat my wake, bishies!

[Split Infinity]

*speeds through the FZ-GX refueling lane*

GO MEGA BOOST!!

[I'm Always BROKE]

Hah you'll never catch me in my DKR plane! ^^ *makes a DKR64 loop and drops a Bubble*

I guess there'll be around... 3 laps?
The winner chooses the next course.

[Split Infinity]

*uses uber hax to turn the reverse the track*

I was coming last, suckers!

[Someone Else]

THIS is my car:

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3472/howtobepoorgeo010xy7.th.jpg

Yeah. *drives at 40 MPH*

[Split Infinity]

This girl would have won if she was that fast with her feet:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H0YgrUKfTcA

[Someone Else]

*crashes*

That's cool but SERIOUSLY. Cup stacking? Better hobbies plz!

*stands in the middle of a road and waits for a car to stop*

[Split Infinity]

Okay, now this HAS to be sped up. Because that's just impossible:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=zKil1GBbolQ

[Someone Else]

I dunno, the feet blur. If it was actually a normal speed it would've stayed sharp.

*guy in a Porsche stops in front of me*

*calmly walks over, punches the guy, pulls him out, and then speeds away*

GTA FTW

[Split Infinity]

I thought you didn't like GTA.

[Someone Else]

It's okay. Mostly I think it gets more attention than it deserves.

*overtakes Split*

[Toasty]

*hops in the Bugatti EB Veyron and takes off*
Try and beat 254MPH *****ES!!

[Someone Else]

*presses button on Porsche's steering wheel*

*sniper rifle pops out of the cars hood*

*WD aims and fires at one of Toasty's wheels and pops it*

BTW, THIS is the car I jacked:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/Porsche_Diesel_Super.jpg

[Folcon]

Spam King, on Oct 2 2007, 06:45 PM, said:

Okay, now this HAS to be sped up. Because that's just impossible:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=zKil1GBbolQ

Fact is, it ain't. There's a DDR machine in the arcade on campus at my school and I sometimes watch people on it. It goes that fast, a lot. In the latter levels anyway.


Anyway;

*jacks Speed Racer's car and speeds for the lead*

[Eugine]

<< I need to get a copy of DDR for my PS2. Love that freakin' game.

*watches on the sideline*

[Split Infinity]

The stupid controller won't let you press more than two buttons at once, and they can only be diagonal to each other. And everyone would think I'm a tool if I bought a dance mat.

[Mallick]

we think you're a tool anyway

[Split Infinity]

Lawl. I'm not buying a dance mat for an OPS2M demo anyway.

[I'm Always BROKE]

ANOTHER 2 LAPS GUYS!! VROOOOOOOOOOOOM! *uses a nitro boost*

[Folcon]

*hits the NOS button. Nothing appens for a few seconds, then, car explodes*

Sssshhiiiiitttt!

[Caael]

Have you ever played Soul Caliber 2 with the Mario Dance Mat? I saw a video somewhere of somebody doing it. It was hilarious.


* Jumps back onto Magnet* Woo!

[I'm Always BROKE]

*Throws an iron ball into a deep lake*

It wasn't me... ^^

VROOOOOM!!!1111

[Caael]

Oh crap! * jumps off*

* shoots clawshot onto Diddy*

[Folcon]

*lands on the back of a friendly dragon and flys after everyone else*

[TheEnglishman]

*hitchhikes*

[Folcon]

*has dragon breath fire on Me111*

[Caael]

* Jumps on Ridley who eats escout's dragon*

[Folcon]

*shoots a thermal nuke down Ridley's throat and blows it up. Jumps in a bi-plane and flys after everyone else*

[Aquamarine]

*Laughs at Ridley. Since Ridley is obviously so weak and unpopular his self-esteem is low, so he is now too depressed to fly anymore*

[Caael]

Dude, Ridley wouldn't be affected by Nukes. Hiroshima? That was just Ridley crapping.

* Ridley flies on, laughing at Aqua's failed attempt at mental warfare*

[Folcon]

very well,

*dumps several thousand gallons of liquid Nitrogen on Ridley, freezing it solid. Then, hits with a hammer. Ridley shatters into many, many pieces.*

[I'm Always BROKE]

I'm in the lead! VROOOM!!111

[Caael]

Ridley then becomes Sub-zero Ridley, who is faster and breathes ice. * Freezes Escout* Hah! * Overtakes Diddy*

Imma winning! Final Lap!

[TheEnglishman]

*still waiting for someone to pick him up*
...
*Walks*

[Someone Else]

*kills Ridley*

*revs his Porsche up to 90 MPH (yes, tractors can go that fast) jumps off, and then uses wind powers to fly*

[Folcon]

Caael, on Oct 3 2007, 04:46 PM, said:

Ridley then becomes Sub-zero Ridley, who is faster and breathes ice. * Freezes Escout* Hah! * Overtakes Diddy*

Imma winning! Final Lap!

escout, on Oct 3 2007, 04:08 PM, said:

very well,

*dumps several thousand gallons of liquid Nitrogen on Ridley, freezing it solid. Then, hits with a hammer. Ridley shatters into many, many pieces.*

How can Ridley do that if I shattered him? Whatever.

*thaws self*
*Grabs a motorcycle and races after everyone, passing Me111 and rejoining the pack*

[Split Infinity]

*jumps out of a bush and sneaks across the finish line*

Hehehe.

[Someone Else]

Gosh darn it!

[Split Infinity]

SON OF A BI-

*gets run over by the other races*

[Someone Else]

New race! Pick your vehicles!

[Ironsight]

I call Bat Mobile!

[Folcon]

I call dibs on that X-wing over there. *points over shoulder to a Star Wars display*

[Someone Else]

I call dibs on:

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1285/gokart1dt6.th.jpg

[Ironsight]

*uses BatMobile to drive over WD's car, then heads for the motor pit ful of Pumas

[Folcon]

Wind Dude, on Oct 3 2007, 09:08 PM, said:

I call dibs on:

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1285/gokart1dt6.th.jpg

A jet-powerd go-kart, nice.

[Someone Else]

Yeah, and DS just drove over it...

*pulls over to the side of the street and starts fixing it*

[Toasty]

*Picks up Me111 in the Bugatti Veyron*

LET'S GO!!!

[Folcon]

*Blasts into first place at the head of the pack*

[Toasty]

*NOS*

[Someone Else]

*hops onto Go Kart, jet propelled and all*

*throws a red shell at Toasty*

[Ironsight]

*gets on Puma, picks up jumping ability and jumps to first place*

[Folcon]

*uses x-wing's lasers to blast DS's Puma*

[Ironsight]

*Picks up sheild half a second before escout blasts him and uses it, saving himself from anihalation*

[Toasty]

Wind Dude, on Oct 3 2007, 06:30 PM, said:

*hops onto Go Kart, jet propelled and all*

*throws a red shell at Toasty*

OH SHI- *car 'splodes*

That was a one and a half million dollar car, dangit! *buys a new Bugatti* *takes off*

[Someone Else]

*meanwhile, overtakes Toasty*

*eats a mushroom, goes super fast*

[Toasty]

*NOS*
*goes leik, a thousand miles per hour*
*extreme G's*

[Someone Else]

*watches Toasty drive off of a cliff from a hairpin turn from going too fast*

*whistles as he goes around the turn at 25 MPH*

[Ironsight]

*Consumes WD when he's not looking*

[Someone Else]

WTF? Oh well, at least I'm catching a ride in his belly.

[Ironsight]

*Stops, runs to a Port-A-Poty*

[Someone Else]

...*pulls out a knife and cuts through the puma's belly*

Oops, did I kill your puma? What a pain.

*hops onto an ATV and shifts up to 4th gear*

[Ironsight]

*Runs out of Port-A-Poty holding a Rocket Luancher*
Good thing nobody found my secret stash!
*Splodes WD's ATV* *Gets in a F-22 Raptor, and heads for the finish line at Mach 2*

[Someone Else]

*flying through the air from the splosion*

*thinks to self* why do my vehicles always get wrecked why can't people just leave them alone and where are the periods and/or commas in this thought

[Ironsight]

*Turns winshield wipers because something Windy and fleshy splattered a over windsheild. Through the gore, a name tag with the name: WD, can be seen*

[Toasty]

*presses button* *wings pop out from underneath car*

HAH! *overtakes DS's F-22*

[Someone Else]

*builds a car powered by ketchup and potatoes, and uses a flashlight for propulsion*

*catches up to Mr.T and DS*

[Ironsight]

*Shoots Toaty down with Stinger Rocket*

[Toasty]

*spontaneously explodes before the stinger hits*

WTF?!....stupid NOS....

[Someone Else]

I hereby declare this topic epic on biblical proportions.

*steals the Ferrari in Toasty's sig*

*turns the ignition* *nothing happens*

WTF? This thing is just decorative?!? *bangs head against steering wheel*

[Toasty]

I think that ketchup car is pretty epic enough to be declaired epic.

Wheatsworded or not wheatsworded? That, is the question!

[Someone Else]

NO *shoots Toasty with lazers from the fake car* it's not ready to be preserved!

*hops onto a motorcycle and does a drive-by*

[Ironsight]

*Shoots everybody with 50-cal cannons on F-22*
hurrah for depleted uranium cores!

[Toasty]

*deflects the bullets back at DS with manly chest of manliness*
*highjacks DS's F-22*
*goes stealth*

[Ironsight]

*activates concealed SHIVA tactical nuke concealed behind seat in ****pit*
*Puts sunglasses on and watches Toasty and the F-22 splode*

[Toasty]

*ejector seat*

[Someone Else]

This is RACING remember? NOT SPARTA!!

*revs his motorcycle to first*

[Toasty]

*catches up to WD in the flying ****pit chair*

[Ironsight]

What is a Pit chair?
*Uses superpowers to beat WD to finish line*

[Toasty]

*sits on chair sipping coffe across the finish line*
*waits for everyone else*

[Ironsight]

*Punches Toasty, takes coffee, and waits for WD*

[Toasty]

THAT'S MY COFFE YOU *****!! *dismember's DS's body* *sips coffe*

[Someone Else]

*whistles as he tip-toes past the fighting idiots and takes the first place trophy*

[Ironsight]

*Variouse peices of me attack WD for trophy*

[Folcon]

Amazing how I got lost in the shuffle while taking all that time to write my RP post. Anyway,

*uses hyper-jump thingy in x-wing to blast ahead of everyone and right into the start of Race three*

[Split Infinity]

New race. This time we're going from New York to St. Petersburg.

GO! GO! GO!

[Folcon]

*Runs to the airport and catches the next flight*

Wait, which St. Petersburg?

[Split Infinity]

The one in Russia, I think. Who knows what country has control over it now?

[Folcon]

So you mean Moscow or that general area, ok.

*Boards plane for Russia*

[Split Infinity]

*gets shot down by an Iraqi Stinger*

[Ironsight]

*Activates Russian Stargate from SGC and walkes through it ending up in St. Petersburg*

WIN

[Split Infinity]

Sorry, you jumped forward 2000 years after the race finished.

[Ironsight]

luckily for me, in the year 4008, they have invented time travel already
*Takes time machine to last 5 minutes before race is finished, and steps over the finsh line*

[Split Infinity]

You didn't pass through all the checkpoints, foo'!

[Ironsight]

Fool! The Check points were destroyed by radioactivity

[Split Infinity]

No, they weren't. Instant disqualification for you.

[Ironsight]

aaawww...

[TheEnglishman]

*Digs a giant hole for everyone to fall into*

[Caael]

* Jumps into Aston Martin V8 Vantage*

Hah, my car is shmexier than yours.

[Aquamarine]

*Turns 'This way' sign the other way so that people fall into a deep chasm*

[Folcon]

*steals hover-tank and gives chase after everyone*

[Someone Else]

*boards escout's hover-tank and hovers over the chasm, going the wrong way*

[Split Infinity]

Aquamarine, on Oct 5 2007, 05:55 AM, said:

*Turns 'This way' sign the other way so that people fall into a deep orgasm*

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!

[Caael]

Quote messing is over there

* Zooms past the leader*

IMMA WINING

[I'm Always BROKE]

OH NO I'M GOING FASTER!!!

VROOOOOOOOM!!111z

[Aquamarine]

Spam King, on Oct 5 2007, 07:44 AM, said:

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!

Tsk tsk tsk. Always thinking about sex. Today's youth is so crude.

I win. End. G'night.

[I'm Always BROKE]

THOU CAN NOT WIN IF THOU DID NOT USED THE SACRED WORD OF THE VROOM!

...

...

...

I'M IN THE LEAD!!!!!

[Aquamarine]

Wow, Diddy is really enjoying himself with this. He posts here every 5 minutes but doesn't post anywhere else.

Vroom. I WIN NOW!

[Split Infinity]

Aquamarine, on Oct 6 2007, 01:54 AM, said:

Tsk tsk tsk. Always thinking about sex. Today's youth is so crude.

Because you're gay.

[Someone Else]

No, Diddy, I am in the lead.

Vroom.

[Folcon]

Says you. Vroom! Vroom!

Now I'm in the lead.

*Boom! car blows up from going too fast*

damn it.

[Split Infinity]

I have a chip in my car that makes it impossible to blow the engine!

*vroooooom*

I'm doing 80 in first gear!

[Folcon]

*hot-wires a Mustang GT convertible and speeds down the road at ninety mph*

[My Best Wishes]

I have the car from Back to The Future, I clearly win.

[Someone Else]

Unless you cause a time paradox, which would make the universe fold itself out of existance.

[My Best Wishes]

Perhaps I shouldn't go back to the 1950's and tell the Professer he will die in the future.
http://heroeswiki.com/images/d/d1/Painting_hiro_dinosaur.jpg
HIRO!

[Toasty]

*hops on ball of floating stuff*

VROOOMM!!!

[Moonear]

waits for scooter from Mr. Beans holiday to win race... dammit

[Someone Else]

*hops onto a apatosaurus *

[Toasty]

*hops on a scuba tank*

LET'S RIDE!

[I'm Always BROKE]

*rides on a wild goat*

VROOOOOOMZ!!!!111111111111111111111!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111112

[Moonear]

*boards lemurian ship*... wait a minute... did u steal the black orb, diddy????

[TheEnglishman]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41691000/jpg/_41691996_popemobile_afp416.jpg
You dare overtake the Popemobile?

[Ironsight]

Am I un-disqualified yet, since this seems to be a new race? I promise I wont use the Stargate again. Well, ok, I am using the Stargate again, but I'm passing the checkpoints this time

[Sea of Time]

I won.

[Ironsight]

*Cries*

[Someone Else]

NEW RACE

*gets onto an ATV with 4 gears*

[Folcon]

*gets on hoverboard*

Ready...Set...GO!!!!

[Toasty]

*jumps through space*

[I'm Always BROKE]

I'M IN THE LEAD!!!!

VROOOOOOOMZ!111111111

[Toasty]

*hops on Diddy's pimp'd out ride*

VROOOOMZ!!!111!111!!

[Folcon]

*uses hover board to jet past everyone else and hits the beach*

[Toasty]

*chucks a scuba tank filled to critical mass at escout* *explosion of air blasts away the sand*

NO BEACH FOR YOU. [/nazi]

[Someone Else]

*drives his ATV on a ramp and shoots into the sky*

[Folcon]

*uses hover board to cross the ocean*

[Ironsight]

*watches from the sidelines*

[Someone Else]

*lands on the other side of the ocean* Whhhheeeeeeeeeee.

[Ironsight]

*Claps*
Entertain me, mind slaves!

[Someone Else]

I R WINNING

[TheEnglishman]

*walks*

[Folcon]

*tears a hole i the universe and jumps through*

It's time to slide.

[Someone Else]

*drives through a desert in a sandstorm, through a dense forest, across an endless and snowy tundra, and through the mountains*

Interesting landscape here... and all in 5 minutes of distance of each other!

[Toasty]

*runs*

[Folcon]

*turns into the Flash and starts running laps around the world*

[Someone Else]

*becomes God and shoots lightning bolts at everybody*

[Folcon]

*gets on personal space craft and takes off. After leaving orbit, blows up Earth, then takes off for deep space*

Alpha Centauri, here I come.

[Someone Else]

*launches from the Earth before it explodes with his Wind ability*

Haha, wherever there is air I have the advantage!!

...

*suffocates, dies, then explodes from the pressure in space*

[Folcon]

Wind Dude, on Oct 12 2007, 09:28 PM, said:

*launches from the Earth before it explodes with his Wind ability*

Haha, wherever there is air I have the advantage!!

...

*suffocates, dies, then explodes from the pressure in space*

That would be from the lack of pressure. Your in a vaccum dude.

[Someone Else]

I meant pressure as a subject. Doesn't mean that I didn't mean lack.









Yeah, that was bs

[Folcon]

Whatever.

*passes safely through the asteroid belt*

[Moonear]

*eats escout's dust* mmm tatses like cherry...

[Toasty]

*shoots past escout at the speed of light*

[Folcon]

You can't do that, nothing can go the speed of light, excpet, light.

[Someone Else]

*goes so fast that he get teleported into the future and dies from the apocalypse, then the whole universe fold itself out of existence, the only thing left of the universe is a big black screen that reads "GAME OVER Insert Two Credits To Continue"

*God grudgingly pays*

[Toasty]

*rofl's*

[Someone Else]

*the world resets itself, only more perfect. Hitler was never born. Europe prospers from not having to deal with World War II. Karl Marx was never born, Standard Oil was never run by Rockefeller, and free market truly is free*

Anyway, NEW RACE

[Ironsight]

*poisons everyone's booz before the race starts, causing everyone but meh to fall asleep and die*

Im in the lead!

*starts running*

[Someone Else]

*thinks to himself as he dies a slow, but painless death*

Why do I always die when can't people play fair why is this world so cruel and why is everyone so determined to win...

[Ironsight]

*Uses mad haxxor skillz to hack to universe, causing a time glitch. Everyone is okay again, but DS is 1ie from the finish line*

[Someone Else]

OH SHI--

*hops onto a hummer and shoots out from the finish line*

Hummers are so NOT over-compensating.

[Ironsight]

I own, like, five Hummers

[Someone Else]

WHEEEEE *runs out of gas*

...

*walks*

[Folcon]

*jacks a hover tank and races after the other people*

[Ironsight]

*Zaps escout with a shrink ray, making him really small and slow*

[Folcon]

*uses a lighting bolt to shrink everyone else down to same size*

[Someone Else]

*still walking*

[TheEnglishman]

Me too!

[Toasty]

*walks faster*

[Split Infinity]

watch, on Oct 6 2007, 01:16 PM, said:

Perhaps I shouldn't go back to the 1950's and tell the Professer he will die in the future.
http://heroeswiki.com/images/d/d1/Painting_hiro_dinosaur.jpg
HIRO!

That was awesome.

[TheEnglishman]

Dude of Wind, on Oct 13 2007, 08:37 AM, said:

*walks faster*

*powerwalks*

[Folcon]

*turns into a Power Ranger Megaman X and teleports to the finish line*

[Someone Else]

Me111, on Oct 13 2007, 02:37 AM, said:

*powerwalks*

*runs, elbows Toasty aside*

[TheEnglishman]

*Runs super duper fast*

[Aquamarine]

DIE, IDIOTIC TOPIC, DIE!!

[Sea of Time]

I won.

[Ironsight]

*Puts on some Cheesepants*

[Moonear]

Cheese! Cheese for your life!!!!!!!

[Ironsight]

Dont eat my Pants!