[Quacnar]

I canit imagine how long it will take for this thread to get taken down? 1 post? I don't know if this is legal. I guess I will find out when I press that new topic button. Anyways discuss it.

[Luna]

cawk goes whar?

[Xelina]

It'll probably be closed when one of the admin/mod come back.

[Someone Else]

I like boobs

[Quacnar]

Should of realized this was a dumb idea. Oh well

[Mallick]

you're like, 12. ask your parents, not some randoms from the internet.

[Ironsight]

Well, coz. When a random internet stalker man and a boy love eachother veeerrrryyy much....

[Golden Legacy]

[topic closed]

[topic reopened]

[Golden Legacy]

I brought sex-y back.

[Luna]

LOL RIAD WINS.

[Quacnar]

Golden Legacy, on Dec 11 2007, 01:05 AM, said:

[topic closed]

[topic reopened]

Interesting, whyh would you close then reopen a topic?

[Folcon]

sheba asked for it. I think it was sheba, might have been someone else on Faceboobk

[pHantOm]

This thread got sheba horny.

[Luna]

LOL FACEBOOBK.

[Toasty]

HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID THIS GET RE-OPENED?

[Caael]

O:

Bewbeez!

[My Best Wishes]

Cos GL really wanted to quote a Wigga?

>In reply to Toasty, Caael only just posted before me.

[Toasty]

He brought sexy back. 'Cause all the other boys just didn't know how to act.

....yeah, I'm gonna stop there.

[Luna]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 12 2007, 02:49 AM, said:

HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID THIS GET RE-OPENED?

THE CHILDREN.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

THE POOR, YET UNBORN CHILDREN.

[Laharl]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/Supportlove.png

[I'm Always BROKE]

BOOBIES YAY! ^^

[My Best Wishes]

Did this topic have a serious point in mind or was it supposed to end up like this...

[Aquamarine]

Penis, yay!

I mean, boobies yay!

[Someone Else]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />laharl the slayer, on Dec 12 2007, 12:26 AM, said:

That's terrible.

[gsninja]

Yeah, this topic doesn't really look like it's going anywhere. >.>

[Sea of Time]

I support Riad.

[Saturos S.]

BEWBS!

[Golden Legacy]

Oi, I'm only doing this because Sheba requested it... call it corruption.

[pHantOm]

Sheba is so hotsauce!

[Eugine]

=)

[Moonear]

RAPE = NOT GOOD

[Sea of Time]

I want Sheba to see what's going on in my pants right now.

[Quacnar]

watch, on Dec 12 2007, 05:32 AM, said:

Did this topic have a serious point in mind or was it supposed to end up like this...

Seriousness actually.

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/Supportlove.png
Rape is not funny

[gsninja]

Golden Legacy, on Dec 12 2007, 02:10 PM, said:

Oi, I'm only doing this because Sheba requested it... call it corruption.

=|

Don't forget to use a condom.

[Lightning Star]

...There are just so many things I could say...

the only thing I find appropriately inappropriate is...


Oh! Oh! Please!



X3

[Moonear]

Dont have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die. Don't do it in the missionary position, dont do it standing up. Just dont do it. Everybody grab some rubbers!

[Lightning Star]

Quote

Everybody grab some rubbers!

That's what your mother said last night...


BA-DUM-PISH!

[Moonear]

It was a quote from Mean Girls.

[Lightning Star]

Funny, I thought that was a Chick Flick.

[Ravenblade]

................

and the level of sexual frustration will riiiiise...

[Ironsight]

NNNOOOOOO!!

*v WD*

[Lightning Star]

oh my god, he lives! D:

RAAAAVEEEEEN!

[Ironsight]

ack, I failed..,

and who is this heathen?

[Ravenblade]

lightningstar, on Dec 13 2007, 02:38 AM, said:

oh my god, he lives! D:

RAAAAVEEEEEN!

;D the very same.

Been a while.

[Lightning Star]

Too long, too long. You're married now, right?

Have any insight? :D

[Golden Legacy]

gsninja, on Dec 12 2007, 09:06 PM, said:

Don't forget to use a condom.

Should've seen that one coming. :D

And dear Lord, is that Raven? It's been so long! How've ya been man?

[Ironsight]

You get that desire to raid the fridge yet?

[Quacnar]

lightningstar, on Dec 12 2007, 08:44 PM, said:

Funny, I thought that was a Chick Flick.

Men can watch chick flicks. Then again with me being....... its a different story. Its okay Haaris that you're one of the few "straight" men that like chick flicks.

[Ironsight]

I prefer explosions :D

[Lightning Star]

...Judging by the title of the topic, that can be taken SO many ways.

[Quacnar]

lightningstar, on Dec 12 2007, 09:57 PM, said:

...Judging by the title of the topic, that can be taken SO many ways.

What can??

[Lightning Star]

DarkSword, on Dec 12 2007, 07:55 PM, said:

I prefer explosions :D

lightningstar, on Dec 12 2007, 07:57 PM, said:

...Judging by the title of the topic, that can be taken SO many ways.

[Ravenblade]

Umm...not yet married, no. Engaged though.

Marriage is expensiiiive....

Insight into sex...umm...its nice? ._.

...y'know, i just wrote out a nice long post about my beliefs on sex and then glanced back over the topic once again and decided it wasnt appropiate. What are more appropriate, it would seem, are breasts. And don't we all love those ^^

@Riad: Not bad thanks. Its due to you that i have come back at all. You and your damn comment probing my email inbox.

[Lightning Star]

I turned off alerts :D

[Luna]

Golden Legacy, on Dec 12 2007, 03:10 PM, said:

Oi, I'm only doing this because Sheba requested it... call it corruption.

AHAHAHA. I just wanted a good laugh. <3

pHantOm, on Dec 12 2007, 03:33 PM, said:

Sheba is so hotsauce!

Self esteem+ 1 ;D

[Lightning Star]

I can see Sheba being the manipulative succubus in a horror movie.

[Ravenblade]

I see Sheba as laughing manically as all the oh so frustrated boys on the forum make relentless passes at her =D XD

[Lightning Star]

That too.

*mutters profanities* in which that should be me. >>

[Ravenblade]

Actually that should be me.

They all seem that way inclined..

[Lightning Star]

I'm getting lost with all the topics. And yes, they do.

'Cause the way you carry that purse around is just so sexy, girl!

[Ravenblade]

omg liek TOTALLY!!

I practise at, like, every available moment!

[Lightning Star]

You're so going to tick off Killer. XD

I remember the days when you and Luke pretended to be ***. Ah, classic. We need to force him to come back.

[Ravenblade]

Um, im not sure i can really *stay* at the forum either, Its the final year of my degree and im working 8 hours a day ._. Im just dropping in cos Riad commented and it appeared in my inbox x.x

[Lightning Star]

Ah, alright. Too bad. Hopefully we'll talk again!

[Ravenblade]

Msn much? I dont, but on occasion i will do. I have a very old address for you but im guessing you have a new one.

[Lightning Star]

I don't have MSN anymore, just AIM. My screen name is IcyLightningstar.

[Ravenblade]

I do not currently have AIM but i guess it wouldnt kill me to get hold of it^^

[Eugine]

Sex is popular it seems. So many people are viewing this topic ^_~

[Golden Legacy]

Oi, we should all keep in touch. My AIM is Mystic Honor (cheesy old-school, I know), MSN is [email protected]. And Raven, well, I'm glad my comment made you come back, if only for a little while.

[gsninja]

lightningstar, on Dec 12 2007, 09:21 PM, said:

I remember the days when you and Luke pretended to be ***. Ah, classic. We need to force him to come back.

I remember those days, too. Hahaha, those were funny times.

Raven, give me your MSN address or AIM account so I can talk to you. >=O

[Quacnar]

.eugine, on Dec 12 2007, 10:32 PM, said:

Sex is popular it seems. So many people are viewing this topic ^_~

I just come up with that brilliant of topic ideas!!! :D

[Ravenblade]

gsninja, on Dec 13 2007, 03:32 AM, said:

I remember those days, too. Hahaha, those were funny times.

Raven, give me your MSN address or AIM account so I can talk to you. >=O

My Aim is the same as my gssf name except the Raven is spelt Rayvin.

[Someone Else]

I like how we're swapping MSNs in the Sex topic.

Kinky.

[Lightning Star]

Would you like to join, dubbya dee? :D

[Someone Else]

I would, but I'm married. :D




I mean, I can't, I'm happily married! :) But thanks for the offer.

[Ravenblade]

in fairness, all this topic has shown is that no one has any desire to talk about sex or knows anything about it beyond the fact that girls have "bewbs" XD

[Someone Else]

Who are these "females" that you speak of?

[Toasty]

*pop goes the weasle*

My MSN is in my profile. Haven't been on in a while though.

Btw, congrats on getting engadged RB, but once you're married, it'll be game over. :D

[Quacnar]

Look how kinky awesome this orgy topic is!!!

[Someone Else]

The maturity level's going DOOOWWN...

Or is it going up?

[Nosferatu]

Wind Dude, on Dec 12 2007, 09:42 PM, said:

The maturity level's going DOOOWWN...

Or is it going up?

The maturity level on this forum was already at rock bottom. I don't see how it could go down any more.

[Someone Else]

This topic has been rated M for innuendo and pants.


Rated M for MILD, ooooh!

[Toasty]

Oh snap!

....

*hands WD a pair of pants* Please, put these back on.

[Someone Else]

Don't like pants... they're all itchy and scratchy. Can I not wear them?

[Folcon]

*holds out a suit and tie*

Would you rather wear this?

[Toasty]

Wind Dude, on Dec 12 2007, 09:53 PM, said:

Don't like pants... they're all itchy and scratchy. Can I not wear them?

If you at least wear a leaf.

[Ironsight]

Yeah right :D

[Toasty]

._.;

DS, you scare me.

[Nosferatu]

lightningstar, on Dec 12 2007, 07:05 PM, said:

I can see Sheba being the manipulative succubus in a horror movie.

Welcome to my life.

Ravenblade, on Dec 12 2007, 07:06 PM, said:

I see Sheba as laughing manically as all the oh so frustrated boys on the forum make relentless passes at her =D XD

Then watch me punch them all out! : D

[Luna]

Nosferatu, on Dec 13 2007, 01:40 AM, said:

Welcome to my life.

Then watch me punch them all out! : D

I wanted to say that but then I thought "Naaah, I'll just wait till he does it n.n" <3

[Quacnar]

Wind Dude, on Dec 13 2007, 12:45 AM, said:

This topic has been rated M for innuendo and pants.

In your endo!

[Luna]

http://ryu.toothpastefordinner.com/columbus-weather.jpg
http://ryu.toothpastefordinner.com/columbus-weather.jpg
http://ryu.toothpastefordinner.com/columbus-weather.jpg
http://ryu.toothpastefordinner.com/columbus-weather.jpg

[Saturos S.]

Weather's looking good for the weatherman.

[My Best Wishes]

Nosferatu, on Dec 13 2007, 04:44 PM, said:

The maturity level on this forum was already at rock bottom. I don't see how it could go down any more.

Sometimes I'm in a way too serious mood for this place...

[Mallick]

One million potential offspring, meet kleenex.

[Aquamarine]

Ha ha, this topic is one of the funniest lately.

[Moonear]

Did you know that "sex" spelled backwards is "xes"?

[Quacnar]

ihatekraden, on Dec 13 2007, 04:09 PM, said:

Did you know that "sex" spelled backwards is "xes"?

I think a lot of people realize that now that you've told us.

[TheEnglishman]

Mario and Sonic give you information on the subject.

[Laharl]

Me111, on Dec 13 2007, 09:22 PM, said:

Mario and Sonic give you information on the subject.

i hate you


and want compensation

[TheEnglishman]

*checks pockets*
Would chewing gum do?

[I'm Always BROKE]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Sheba, on Dec 13 2007, 08:37 AM, said:

http://ryu.toothpastefordinner.com/columbus-weather.jpg
http://ryu.toothpastefordinner.com/columbus-weather.jpg
http://ryu.toothpastefordinner.com/columbus-weather.jpg

Jamaican weather coming up! Everybody's getting high in this amazing clouds of Cannabis! :D

But to get back on topic;

I like boobs.

[Quacnar]

Me111, on Dec 13 2007, 04:22 PM, said:

Mario and Sonic give you information on the subject.

awesomeness

[Lemontime]

Penis.

[Ironsight]

Tard

[Moonear]

One of my friends in the 4th grade said they're teaching him sex ed now. Including names for all body parts and such. Say what you want, but I think 9 is too early an age to teach a kid sex ed.

[Golden Legacy]

I learned what sex is in the 11th grade (16 years old).

[Ravenblade]

I learnt off friends when i was about 11. My school didnt even bother trying to explain it XD

[Moonear]

Golden Legacy, on Dec 13 2007, 09:27 PM, said:

I learned what sex is in the 11th grade (16 years old).

Wow, they sheltered you a long time. We learned when we were in 7th grade. That was an uncomfortable video.

[Quacnar]

ihatekraden, on Dec 13 2007, 09:31 PM, said:

Wow, they sheltered you a long time. We learned when we were in 7th grade. That was an uncomfortable video.

I tried not to laugh and be mature and for most of the video I was, but then there was that boob part it was too funny.

[Someone Else]

It always pisses me off. Sex ed videos always beat around the bush. (no pun intended) They tell you all the things like pregnancy, protection, STDs, but they never tell you what sex actually is. It's like they're worried that the second you know, you'll bang the first chick you see or something.

[Lightning Star]

Really? I knew when I was 6 years old but, uh, that's cause my younger days weren't all innocent and fluffy...and when I stumbled onto porn on my dad's computer and my mom got really angry, weeeeell, lets just say I figured out stuff on my own. ^^;

Of course, we had the whole sex ed topic in 5th grade and really it was more about male and female puberty than sex. We had our STD talk in 8th grade. But I knew mostly what it was by then.

[Someone Else]

Yeah. They talk about puberty and how everything you're going through is natural and that you're "growing", but they don't tell you what the point of the "changes" are.

It's like they expect you just nod and smile.

[Lemontime]

I officially learnt about it in year 6.
But knew all about it around year 2.
;)

[Lightning Star]

Let me tell you, it scared the bejeebers out of me. I was like "sh*t, I have to get cramps EVERY month? How bad will they hurt? What if I don't effin WANT kids?!"

[gsninja]

Haha. XD

I knew about sex sometime in late elementaary school, but I wasn't taught about it in school until 7th grade. I wasn't really bothered by it when I first learned about it, but I remember being scared ****less when I got my first..*ahem* erection.

[Someone Else]

I think I mostly thought "WTF, and why do I have an urge to rub against things..."

This topic is officially epic in biblical proportions.

[Ironsight]

This topic is simply fabulous!

[Quacnar]

I have wanted one thing from this forum and that is to win award, but if I can't then having my topic get an award would be the next best thing!!!

The letter game, I was about 5-7: Pick a letter and a category and try to guess what it is. Person a: food and s Guesses: Salmon, sushi, sandwich, salad, etc. When kid played kid often didn't have an actual answer, kid would just wait until kid got bored and then kid would say that a repeated answer was right. kid turn V body part: voice box, no other v guesses, no. Parent: ok there is no answer, kid:yes there is, Parent:then what is it, kid:Va-Gi-Na!!

[Toasty]

Wind Dude, on Dec 13 2007, 08:44 PM, said:

I think I mostly thought "WTF, and why do I have an urge to rub against things..."

This topic is officially epic in biblical proportions.

XD

Whenever I tried to climb up a pole in elementary school, My crotch started feeling funny and then I just kinda let go. Then in 5th grade when we watched the sex ed video, I was like "So THAT'S why!"

@gsninja: same. I wa startled and curious at the same time.

[Ironsight]

I didn't give a damn.

[Nosferatu]

Ya know, I can't wait to see some new girl join, see this topic and go "Oh, the people on this board must be really mature."

Well I can honestly say it's getting better.

Cue bad thing.

[Mallick]

I learned about sex when I was young, but I didn't really understand it until I saw my first porno. :\

[Split Infinity]

Wow, you guys must be really mature to go and make a topic like this.

OSHI-

[Folcon]

Mallick, on Dec 14 2007, 03:53 AM, said:

I learned about sex when I was young, but I didn't really understand it until I saw my first porno. :\

Pretty much the same here. Never realy bothered me though. But then, Sex is not that important to me at the moment. Hell, I admit it, I'm 21 and still a virgin, big deal. I just have not yet found the right girl.

[Mallick]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/betrayer93/boysandgirls.jpg

[Laharl]

my balls are inert

[I'm Always BROKE]

I think I knew what sex was since I was around 8 or 9 years old..

[Luna]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 14 2007, 12:51 AM, said:

XD

Whenever I tried to climb up a pole in elementary school, My crotch started feeling funny and then I just kinda let go. Then in 5th grade when we watched the sex ed video, I was like "So THAT'S why!"

@gsninja: same. I wa startled and curious at the same time.

SO THAT'S WHY ALL THE GODDAMN KIDS WOULD DO THAT DURING RECESS.

THEY WOULD BE LIKE HAY DOOD LET'S SEE WHO CAN GET HIGHER IN LESS TIME OR SOME ****.

MAYBE THEY MEANT "GET HIGHER."

OH MY GOD.

The good thing is, now I don't have to feel bad about never being able to climb up the goddamn pole (that sounds so wrong, and yes, even girls would do it.) I'm a weak ass lozer.

[Caael]

A weak ass loser who is not alone in being a weak ass loser.

[pHantOm]

Sheba is a beast! She was probably waxing the pole so no one could climb it.

[Luna]

I just totally didn't read that in the literal sense.

I'll be impressed if anyone can read it in the literal sense after this. ;)

[Ironsight]

Welcome to the new TRT

[Caael]

Sheba, on Dec 14 2007, 10:22 PM, said:

I just totally didn't read that in the literal sense.

I'll be impressed if anyone can read it in the literal sense after this. ;)

Anal lube.

[Platinum Sun]

Clearly he meant something else by that.

[Caael]

Anal lube is a euphamism for something more appropriate.

[Moonear]

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2006-08/2505_broomstickXvibrations.jpg

[Split Infinity]

ROFL

[Someone Else]

I hope that's for real. XD

[Mallick]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/betrayer93/strokerea0.jpg

[Split Infinity]

ROFLCOPTER

[Moonear]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/512/clean17hy6.jpg

[Golden Legacy]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />ihatekraden, on Dec 14 2007, 10:46 PM, said:

R.O.F.L.

[Split Infinity]

http://www.caninepics.com/gallery/images/big/sockface.jpg

[Laharl]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />ihatekraden, on Dec 15 2007, 02:46 AM, said:

plagiarist D:

[Quacnar]

Spam King, on Dec 14 2007, 04:23 AM, said:

Wow, you guys must be really mature to go and make a topic like this.

OSHI-

Why thanks.

Vaginal
Anal
Oral

[Split Infinity]

Urethral

[Ironsight]

Ear...al?

[Split Infinity]

That would be aural.

[Ironsight]

I'm glad I can ask somebody so lnowledgeable about the different forms of sexy

[Split Infinity]

DarkSword, on Dec 15 2007, 04:57 PM, said:

I'm glad I can ask somebody so lnowledgeable about the different forms of sexy

Back

[Ironsight]

Them boys don't know how to act.

[Split Infinity]

Don't be so quick to walk away, dance with me.

[Ironsight]

I don't know any other of the lines ):

So, AIDS. Whats up with that?

[Split Infinity]

That was Rock Your Body, actually.

[Lightning Star]

Y'know, usually I just skip to the page we're on and not bother reading the last few pages, but not in this case.

I find it funny how if a bunch of guys look at porn, they're perverts, and it's seen as a bad thing. But if girls look at porn, they're seen as sneaky and cute. Or at least that's the vibe that I've been getting.


Wow, awesome choice of words.

[Split Infinity]

Funny how it's the other way round with sex.

[Lightning Star]

True. If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys, her reputation sinks to rock bottom with the other girls. But when a guy sleeps with a ton of girls, all the guys respect him.

[Eugine]

Yea. That always puzzled me.

[Ironsight]

Society's a B*tch. Thats why I bought WoW.

[Split Infinity]

Global stereotypes are always so hard to break. Guess it's just in our nature to blame things for our problems, fair or not.

[Quacnar]

DarkSword, on Dec 15 2007, 01:19 AM, said:

Society's a B*tch. Thats why I bought WoW.

The video game or the card game?

[Ironsight]

The video game.

[Toasty]

Does it really matter? They both suck equally.

[Quacnar]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 15 2007, 01:46 AM, said:

Does it really matter? They both suck equally.

NO

Ejecting or Ejactulating

[Ironsight]

No comment. Thoug hI will say it's like a love-hate relationship.

[Eugine]

World of Warcraft pwns. Actually, right now I'm farming netherweave cloth to up my tailoring. Window mode ftw.

[gsninja]

I was mic-spamming noises of an Asian woman having sex while playing Counter-Strike earlier today.

[Ironsight]

XD nice

[Someone Else]

Don't push it - GL

[Ironsight]

OMG FIZIKS!

[Lightning Star]

DarkSword is an innuendo :P

[Ironsight]

D:

[Toasty]

BOOBY PHYSICS FTW

[Lightning Star]

Ewz. I think I can see through her boobs.

[Toasty]

I think her boobs are metallic. They're to shiny even for oiled boobs.

[Ironsight]

She's a robo

[Saturos S.]

Each time that pic is posted I laugh...

Boobs defy the laws of gravity once again.

[Moonear]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20070316.gif

[Aquamarine]

Wind Dude, on Dec 15 2007, 08:29 AM, said:

Don't push it - GL

WTF? He posted a normal, non-insulting picture and you do this?

[pHantOm]

Water Dude, on Dec 16 2007, 09:14 AM, said:

WTF? He posted a normal, non-insulting picture and you do this?

Heres a tissue

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/231/211_kleenex.JPG

[Someone Else]

I've posted that image many times before and nobody was offended.

[Aquamarine]

pHantOm, on Dec 16 2007, 04:07 PM, said:

Heres a tissue

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/231/211_kleenex.JPG

... I don't get it.

[Caael]

Here's a hint: It's to do with Pamela Handerson.

[I'm Always BROKE]

All Elemental Dude post under each other! So awesome even sex can't compare! :D Or weed...

[Saturos S.]

Cake.

[Someone Else]

Fire Dude, on Dec 16 2007, 10:58 AM, said:

All Elemental Dude post under each other! So awesome even sex can't compare! :D Or weed...

Haha, I didn't even think about that.

[Golden Legacy]

Water Dude, on Dec 16 2007, 10:14 AM, said:

WTF? He posted a normal, non-insulting picture and you do this?

Wind Dude, on Dec 16 2007, 02:05 PM, said:

I've posted that image many times before and nobody was offended.

That's the first time I've seen it, and even so, I thought it went a little far. It's already enough that this topic is open.

[Eugine]

=)
Sex isn't for GSSF people. Nintendo wouldn't allow it, why should we =)

Not that there's anything wrong with it. There's just a time and place for everything x.x

[Split Infinity]

Golden Legacy, on Dec 17 2007, 08:15 AM, said:

That's the first time I've seen it, and even so, I thought it went a little far. It's already enough that this topic is open.

Outvoted vs. Outranked

[Lightning Star]

Sex just plain isn't for the real world.




Thank God for the internet. :]

[Split Infinity]

...what do you mean?

[Caael]

Please tell me you dont mean cyber sex.

[Split Infinity]

I think she does.

[Lightning Star]

x.x GOD EFFING NO.

pr0nz, DURR.

"have you no dignity? have you no shame?!"

Why of course I don't. :D

[Caael]

Icy is in porno.

[Someone Else]

I knew it. I thought I saw her one day.

[Caael]

I was going to say something really kinky then but decided against it.

[Someone Else]

Probs for the best.

[Caael]

Definitely.