[Sea of Time]

Yeah, this is such an original idea from me! Sea of Time!

Now break it down!

*turns on music*

[Split Infinity]

Er...two topics?

[Aquamarine]

I'm going to be one of those freaks that turns up at a party and stands in one corner all the time taking some freaky drugs. *goes to the corner*

[Sea of Time]

Agatio is gone, so now I can put the label "official" on any topic I want! HAHAHA!!!!

[Saturos S.]

*boogies down*

[Sea of Time]

*gets down to stayin' alive*

[Caael]

'' Dont like me as a neighbour? How about I rent out this house to some crackheads for a quid a month. How would you like THEM as neighbours?"

[Aquamarine]

*Walks up to SS, eyes looking in two different directions* Hey, buddy... Got a... A quarter?

[Sea of Time]

*grinds against Water Dude*

[Saturos S.]

... *gives aqua the stuff and shuffles over to the bar*

[Aquamarine]

*Pushes SoT and walks up to SS* Hey buddy... You got some ****? Huh?

[Caael]

SoT is being very *** today...

* goes upstairs with 10 whores*

This is going to be a fad for me now. ' Caael and his 10 whores'. Almost like a nursery rhyme. But not for kids.

[Sea of Time]

*grinds against Aqua as he drinks margaritas*

[Saturos S.]

Let's see the money first, eh?

[Caael]

Hah, I drugged the drinks. But I got the label wrong, so it turns out instead of valium, it was viagra.

Ah crap. Oh well, works out for me ;D

[Aquamarine]

... Money? *holds onto SS so as not to fall* You got some ****?

Earth Dude, on Jan 12 2008, 12:13 AM, said:

SoT is being very *** today...

* goes upstairs with 10 whores*

This is going to be a fad for me now. ' Caael and his 10 whores'. Almost like a nursery rhyme. But not for kids.

The whores were killed when the whore house was closed.

[Saturos S.]

Pfft... fine have hot coco.

[Caael]

Water Dude, on Jan 12 2008, 12:15 AM, said:

The whores were killed when the whore house was closed.

They're not the same whores. Duh.

[Saturos S.]

*dances*

[Aquamarine]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 12 2008, 12:16 AM, said:

Pfft... fine have hot coco.

AAARRRRGH, It's hot! *throws it at SS*

[Sea of Time]

*takes Viagra*

*grinds against Aqua*

[Saturos S.]

*runs around in circles with hot coco in his pants*

It's getting hot down there!

[Aquamarine]

*Injects more **** into vein* OH yeah baby...

[Sea of Time]

This dance party is awesome!!!!!!!

*walks blind through marijuana smoke*

[Saturos S.]

Good idea.

*smokes some ***** *

Let's turn SoT's danceclub into a crack house.

[Caael]

* pumps methane into room*

I've always wanted to be high with a high voice.

[Sea of Time]

*grinds against Aqua again*

[Aquamarine]

*Dances with high voice, walking through smoke crashes into tables*

BEST PARTY EVER!

[Sea of Time]

How did those tables get there?

[Aquamarine]

Tablets?

...

Hahahaheeheeheehoohoohoo!

[Saturos S.]

*is dancing on a table with Icy's sunglasses on*

[Sea of Time]

I looooove youuu guysssss. =)

[Caael]

* dies*

[Aquamarine]

*Falls over Caael* Hey boy, didn't see you there... Aren't you a nice little puppy, yes you are! Yes you are!

[Saturos S.]

*slips off the table*

Glad this soft human pillow broke my fall...

*falls asleep*

[Sea of Time]

*grinds against SS in his sleep*

[Caael]

Water Dude, on Jan 12 2008, 12:42 AM, said:

*Falls over Caael* Hey boy, didn't see you there... Aren't you a nice little puppy, yes you are! Yes you are!

Stroke my belly and i'll bite you.

[Aquamarine]

*Grabs broken bottle and strokes Caael's belly with it* Good boy!

[Caael]

* bites aqua's hand off*

[Eugine]

*Eugine hates sausage parties*

[Folcon]

*powers up DDR with that Dragon Force song*

[Moonear]

*Does the What is Love/Night at The Roxbury dance*
I win.

[Golden Legacy]

Ahoy, how about some nice, cleeeeean dancing folks? I know Ballroom and Swing, who wants to learn?

[Caael]

I'd quite like to learn tap, as it would tie in with my drumming very well, with the beats, and moving my ankles alot, which is involved with the bass pedal and hi hat.

[ZephyrAnalea]

*walks in wearing a gas mask* I'll take you up on that swing-lesson offer GL!

[Someone Else]

Freak dancing FTW

[Moonear]

*cranks dat Soulja Boy*
*gets shot for dancing like a tard*

[Someone Else]

Indeed.

[Eugine]

ihatekraden, on Jan 12 2008, 12:03 AM, said:

*cranks dat Soulja Boy*
*gets shot for dancing like a tard*

lol

[Toasty]

Earth Dude, on Jan 11 2008, 03:13 PM, said:

SoT is being very *** today...

SoT's *** EVERY day. :wub: It's like his personality or something. He's ***, but he's not really ***. Know what I mean?

And this topic reminds me of a certain part of the "< V > Revived!" topic, where SoT and I brakedanced for like, three pages.

*breakdances*

[Saturos S.]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 12 2008, 12:44 AM, said:

*slips off the table*

Glad this soft human pillow broke my fall...

*falls asleep*

Sea of Time, on Jan 12 2008, 12:45 AM, said:

*grinds against SS in his sleep*

*wakes up*

What the?

[Ironsight]

*Starts Crumping*

[Saturos S.]

O well, *goes back to sleep*

[ZephyrAnalea]

*tap dances on Saturos Striker* Such a soft stage, this place rocks!

[Eugine]

A GIRL!!!
*dances to Timbaland's beat*

^_~ hot eh?

[ZephyrAnalea]

I dunno, I prefer Metallica and Pink Floyd :wub: Care to dance on Saturos with me?

[Saturos S.]

*opens an eye*

.... a girl is dancing on me... heh...

[Eugine]

People can dance to Pink Flyod?

[ZephyrAnalea]

Of course! Especially if you don't know how to dance. I've never had lessons =D

[Saturos S.]

The Eric Prydz remix of "We don't need no education?

Proper education, that's the name...

[Toasty]

GET CRUNK!

[Someone Else]

What we need is a pipe to pass around.

Pipe first, questions later.

[Moonear]

*chicken dance*

[Toasty]

*pulss a pipe out of pants*

What? It was in my pocket.

[kate]

*is frightened by the large group of nerdy guys dancing*

...I think I will require liquor to survive this.

aww, and I thought you were just happy to see me toasty

[Toasty]

sry. *gives kate a martini*

[kate]

ooo fancy <.< and here I was just going to chug from the keg

[Drizzy Drake]

*Stares at Kate* Wow. She is not good at dancing.

[Toasty]

*pulls out a keg from my pants*

Don't worry. It was in my other pants pocket.

[ZephyrAnalea]

You mean the backend?
*pulls rootbeer fountain out of breast bocket* sugar ftw

[kate]

<.< ookay so that was not the keg I was drinking from.

And my dancing is like a swan. A drunk swan.

[Toasty]

A drunk swan with two left feet and no big toes? Or just a drunk swan?

[kate]

do swans have distinguishable left and right feet o.O or toes?

whatever! I'm graceful dammit! *falls over*

[Toasty]

*hiccup*

[kate]

What'd you just call me?? I'll kill yah! *attacks a coat rack*

[ZephyrAnalea]

Hee, Kate's a hiccup.
Mocerana time! Who wants to be the stage?

[Eugine]

MY FAVVV DANCE. YEAH.

Everyone, join in!

[Toasty]

AH'MA GUNNA GHET MEE SURM MOAR BEEYUR.

*pulls bottle out of pants*

THERE yew are.

[ZephyrAnalea]

Yeeaaah you can do that yourself. I'm mocerana-phobic.

[Eugine]

I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!

[Toasty]

DANCE! Too much booty in the pants!

[kate]

toasty, how many things do you have in your pocket?? >.<

[Drizzy Drake]

He has big pockets. *Busts out the Carlton dance.* Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeah.

[Toasty]

kate, on Jan 12 2008, 04:54 PM, said:

toasty, how many things do you have in your pocket?? >.<

Many, MANY things. Wanna see 'em?

[kate]

Please toasty! This is a nightclub filled with skanks and booze! It is a place of sophistication, and I will thank you not to whip it out in public u.u back in the closet with you

<.< *does a jig*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Grabs 26er of Cyclone. Chugs it down in one*

]Bloogogphjgtjdfhfdg....hehe kkkatey.l........beeeitch....heheh

[ZephyrAnalea]

Hey Toasty! Do you have any toast in your pockets? We can't dance without a fresh slice of toast!

[Toasty]

I've got something better....


























































































BUTTERED toast!

[kate]

skidz, either join the jig or go throw up in a corner, your choice :D

[Drizzy Drake]

*Does drunker jig*


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Toasty]

*joins*

....

*pants fall down*

[Eugine]

Just tell skidz you wanted to show him your stuff ^_~

[Drizzy Drake]

Me says fook you. Fook me? Fook you. HEHEHE

[kate]

well this got awkward fast! *thumbs up* good job :D

[Eugine]

Wow, seems like toasty got what he wanted.

[Drizzy Drake]

*Makes out with Kate*
Awkward, pffh, what you talknig about.

[kate]

...not gonna lie, that's a coat rack, skidz.

[Toasty]

*song changes* WHERE'D YOU GET GET ALL THAT JUNK? ALL THAT JUNK UP IN MY TRUNK?

OMFG! This is my jam! *pulls pants up*

*does the robot*

[Drizzy Drake]

kate, on Jan 12 2008, 08:14 PM, said:

...not gonna lie, that's a coat rack, skidz.

Huh. Well then. Now that was awkward.









*Carlton dances again*

[kate]

That's it! DANCEOFF!!!

*does the worm*

[Toasty]

*DOES THE ROBOT*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Busts out singing*

I'm heading for hell
I'd rather be dead or in jail
Bill Clinton, hit this
And you better inhale
And any MC that choses to go against me
Is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinsky

[Toasty]

*BREAKDANCES*

[Eugine]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Fu37TSfKx2A

^ Does this dance.

[kate]

OH MAI GAWD SO CUTE! *marries*

[Drizzy Drake]

Tries to breakdance, and falls.

*Then walks home, plays PS3 in his living room and then his friend walks up from downstairs with blood all over his hands and stomach, and says come downstairs. Goes downstairs and sees bloody condom on the table*

I totally made that up, yeah, that's it.

[kate]

skidz, you just ruined my wedding. thanks alot. Damn you and your condoms.

[Eugine]

Im lost.

[Drizzy Drake]

kate, on Jan 12 2008, 08:33 PM, said:

skidz, you just ruined my wedding. thanks alot. Damn you and your condoms.

It wasn't my condom, it was my friend.



Uhhh, I mean, hypothetical friend.

[Eugine]

What's the moral of the story Skidz?

[Sea of Time]

I was sure that out of the official topics, this would be the first to die......just goes to show you what STD's and grinding can do!

[Toasty]

*wakes up* *sees bloody condom*

....OH EMM EFF GEE.

YOU BLOODY FREAKING RAPED ME!

*wakes up* Phew. the was SOME nightmare.

[Drizzy Drake]

.eugine, on Jan 12 2008, 08:36 PM, said:

What's the moral of the story Skidz?

Um. Don't screw a girl hard enough that you tear her vaginal area. Hypothetically.

[Eugine]

Ahh, lesson learnt.

[Toasty]

You're telling me.

[Drizzy Drake]

For the record, it wasn't me. It was my friend Matt.


Er, hypothetical friend.

[kate]

Um, on behalf of womankind everywhere: ew.

[Toasty]

I'm with you and that one Kate. *stands with womankind*

.....hey baby, wanna see my pants?

[kate]

We can see your pants, you're wearing them.

[Sea of Time]

He meant what's inside them. Which is virtually nothing.

[Drizzy Drake]

kate, on Jan 12 2008, 08:48 PM, said:

Um, on behalf of womankind everywhere: ew.

That's what I said.

Atleast he cleaned the basement up.

[Toasty]

Sea of Time, on Jan 12 2008, 05:55 PM, said:

He meant what's inside them. Which is virtually nothing.

v.v;

[Sea of Time]

*grinds against Toasty to make him feel better*

[Eugine]

How do you know that SoT? :D

[Sea of Time]

What. You want some of this?

[Drizzy Drake]

*grinds against SoT while he is grinding Toasty*
Hmm, that so doesn't feel good. Split you lied.

[kate]

I'm pretty sure I can safely say every male here wants some of that.

aaaand go.

[Sea of Time]

*awesome sauce flies everywhere*

[kate]

XDDDDD

oh gawd

so disturbing.

[Drizzy Drake]

Ahhh. Now my pages of Hustler are all sticky, well, more so. God damn you SoT.

[Ironsight]

*Climbs out of Toasty's pants*

What the hell? How'd I get in there?

*Heads for the root beer fountain*

[Toasty]

WHOA. How'd you get in there DS?
....

Oh yeah. Nevermind.

[Ironsight]

I have no idea.

[Toasty]

Of course you don't remember! You were out cold! But your body sure wasn't. :P

[Moonear]

CONGA LINE!

[Linear]

>.> *Films everything*

[Lightning Star]

My gawd, this is like what happened last night at formal, just on the forums XD





...minus the bloody condom...

Nononono,

CHACHA!

[kate]

hahaha I love the ambiguous rape that happened last night. Nicely done everyone, now sober up!

[Saturos S.]

*wakes up*

... say wha?

[kate]

*clangs pots and pans together* hangovers are fun :P

[Moonear]

If they're not happening to you.
*Jumps on SS like a trampoline*
You're right, this is fun!

[Saturos S.]

Say wha-?

[Drizzy Drake]

What the **** happened last night. I'm so confused.

[Aquamarine]

Icy, on Jan 13 2008, 09:24 PM, said:

My gawd, this is like what happened last night at formal, just on the forums XD
...minus the bloody condom...

Nononono,

CHACHA!

You're awesome. srsly

[Toasty]

.....where's my pants?

[Eugine]

Diddy is wearing 'em. Well, was.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Be glad that I still wear my boxers. When I remove those, things really get dangerous.

[Toasty]

Quick! EVEYONE COVER YOUR BUTTHOLES!

[I'm Always BROKE]

You can run but you cannot hide! Besides, it's not that I do buttsecks all the time... >_< Sometimes I like other holes aswell... :P

[kate]

<.< why did my mind first go to ears?

[Toasty]

you mean....you're going to....blow in our ears?

[I'm Always BROKE]

Yeah, and all of you at the same time. :P

[Toasty]

Wow. Now THAT takes skill.

[Moonear]

I feel deeply perturbed now ._.;
*backs away and dances in corner*

[Drizzy Drake]

Just got back from my girlfriend's house.


He caught a bullet in his bubblegoose.
He caught a bullet in his bubblegoose.
You can be, at the party getting loose.
Or you can catch a bullet in your goose.

[Lightning Star]

Water Dude, on Jan 13 2008, 02:27 PM, said:

You're awesome. srsly

Now are you still drunk or is that code that you want something?

[Toasty]

Nope. He's drunk.

[Aquamarine]

Yeah, sorry about that... I say weird things when I'm drunk.

[Eugine]

Don't drink and log onto GSSF :ph34r:

gtg class.

[Aquamarine]

No Eugine, see, that was a joke. Ha ha, geddit?

I never logged on to GSSF actually drunk, only slightly dizzy. Diddy is the one who comes here after a night of drinking. But that's why we love him. :ph34r:

[Mathak Kraven]

*does not know how to dance so gets drunk instead*

[Aquamarine]

Just thought I'd say that I'm going to Slovenia tomorrow and will be back on Thursday/Friday.

Anyhow, SS, where's my cocaine?

[I'm Always BROKE]

Water Dude, on Jan 14 2008, 12:46 PM, said:

No Eugine, see, that was a joke. Ha ha, geddit?

I never logged on to GSSF actually drunk, only slightly dizzy. Diddy is the one who comes here after a night of drinking. But that's why we love him. :ph34r:

Last time that was cause I came home earlier than planned. I originally planned to smoke some with a few mates from work, but I ended up chilling with another guy and became... slightly tipsy. I actually didn't drunk for a long time before that.

[Golden Legacy]

Icy, just curious, do you know how to dance Cha Cha?

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh I do, pick me, pick me.

[Saturos S.]

Water Dude, on Jan 14 2008, 06:59 PM, said:

Just thought I'd say that I'm going to Slovenia tomorrow and will be back on Thursday/Friday.

Anyhow, SS, where's my cocaine?

*hands a brown package*

Now give me my GSSF credits.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Aqua better should take some whores with him back, cause I'm dying for some straight sex! :ph34r: No SoT, your smooth femine doesn't count... unfortunately.

[Drizzy Drake]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 14 2008, 05:27 PM, said:

*hands a brown package*

Now give me my GSSF credits.

HEY. That's my blow. Pablo is going to be pissed at you. I'd hide if I were you. It's not good to piss off reincarnated Columbians.

[Ironsight]

Jebus Christ, that was one hell of a night....who's up for round two?

[Drizzy Drake]

*Chugs Texas Mickey of Jack Daniels*

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tj8u7i9jhtjurgfu7yhuhur8hjujÉÉ.WE.RE.R...$.?$.*$%.*865569.79078.4%&/(%/)?%*$?*969439648630920-1-4020014010!))"!_/)!"$%*(/?04yhfdfhthrgeÉÉÉ.``:^¨Ê^T:ETÊ+^T)?Ty749gejigsrghjrihji

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


Causufge you knfoow, itsssssss likkfge a younnnger pwesitdent but hes old, amnt then mIchela jackson dwid it, adn ew all knows wasketball isnt as ****nignd sportl,....s.thuuuh......SEX.

[Ironsight]

...*Gets behind the turntable*

[Drizzy Drake]

YOu bewetter dlo somebub hwapppys hardxcort mucizs.

*Hands DS a record full of DJ Fritzy songs*

You bweetthher be guuuuuuoood.

[Ironsight]

SOLJA BOI!

[Drizzy Drake]

*Sobers up for a minute*

IF YOU PUT ANYTHING SOULJA BOY RELATED ON, I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOU HEAD OFF, FEED IT TO A DOG, MAKE THAT DOG ****, BREED THAT DOG WITH A PIG, MAKE THE PIG-DOG EAT IT, MAKE IT **** IT OUT, THEN EAT IT, AND PUKE IT OUT, THNE SCREW YOUR HEAD BACK ON.

He sucks. No lyrical content at all.

*Drunkens up again*


BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Toasty]

.....why is this still here?

[Ironsight]

I smell dead people. I wonder how many people here are actually passed out...

[Lightning Star]

Golden Legacy, on Jan 14 2008, 12:43 PM, said:

Icy, just curious, do you know how to dance Cha Cha?

Yup yup! Besides swing it's my favorite dance.

clap, clap clap your hands!

To the left, take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time
right foot let’s stomp
Left foot let’s stomp,
Cha Cha real smooth

[Ironsight]

I can dance ;_; I think i'll just head over to the fountain instead.

[Toasty]

Icy, on Jan 14 2008, 09:38 PM, said:

Yup yup! Besides swing it's my favorite dance.

clap, clap clap your hands!

To the left, take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time
right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp,
Cha Cha real smooth

That song was awesome until my freaking retarded middle school played it at lunch, and then all the retards started danceing to it.

And what's even worse, FRIKKIN' MCDONALDS FRIKKIN' USED IT IN A FRIKKIN' ADVERTISEMENT!!

I HATE how stupid people make good things go retarded.

[Ironsight]

God, I hate that commercial.

[Ironsight]

PANTS OFF DANCE OFF

[Lightning Star]

I never saw that commercial, so I'm good :P

[PANTS ON DANCE OFF

[Ironsight]

HORSE BAND THE

[Toasty]

....DANCE OFF!

[Laharl]

DANCE OFF ON HORSE

[Lightning Star]

PANTS ON THE HORSE!

[Golden Legacy]

Icy, on Jan 15 2008, 01:38 AM, said:

Yup yup! Besides swing it's my favorite dance.

You do Swing too? AWESOME!

We've GOT to meet in person some day. :P

[Folcon]

*highjack stero and puts in disk containing American Idol auditions*

"I love Rock and Roll!"

[Caael]

DarkSword, on Jan 16 2008, 06:31 AM, said:

HORSE BAND THE

You stole mine and SS' joke!!

I really want to learn tap, but it's something that requires a lot of time to practice, and I simply dont have time for anything at the moment.

[Drizzy Drake]

*Does Thriller dance*

Oh yeah.

[Ironsight]

HORSE THRILLER BAND THE

[Drizzy Drake]

*Pops an E pill, and raves to some DJ Fritzy mixes*
I'm haveing more fun than ANYBDOY.

[Lightning Star]

THRILLER PANTS DANCE ON HORSE!

Golden Legacy, on Jan 16 2008, 12:27 PM, said:

You do Swing too? AWESOME!

We've GOT to meet in person some day. :P

I concurr! Although I'll probably have lost most of my swing moves; as it is, I haven't done the dance since 8th grade, but I can remember a few. It's a ton of fun when me and my old friends get together and swing. Good times, good times.

[Toasty]

HORSE PANTS BAND DANCE OFF THE!

[Ironsight]

HORSE THE PANTS THRILLER BAND THE

[Toasty]

Thriller Pants!

[Drizzy Drake]

What the F**K.

[Split Infinity]

DarkSword, on Jan 16 2008, 02:59 PM, said:

God, I hate that commercial.

I want a link!

[Ironsight]

Worst commercial yet

[Drizzy Drake]

*Joins the mosh pit at the Atreyu concert*


YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.