[Someone Else]

http://www.deathclock.com/

Apparently I'll die roughly November 11, 2064.

I'll live to be about 73?

My family has a history of living to be 80+ though, but hey. What's your date?

[Ironsight]

What the heck is BMI?

[Someone Else]

That stands for Body Mass Index. Scroll down a bit and they'll calculate it for you.

On second though, maybe you shouldn't post yours. :P

[Drizzy Drake]

I will do it when I'm on another computer. 10$ says it says I'll live to like, 50.

[Someone Else]

Dipset, on Feb 11 2008, 06:09 PM, said:

10$ says it says I'll live to like, 50.

A natural death or otherwise is the question here.

[Eugine]

Body Mass Index. Ratio of your height to weight. You're less than 25.

December 13, 2081 x.x

[Someone Else]

.eugine, on Feb 11 2008, 06:11 PM, said:

December 13, 2081 x.x

Wait, how are you going to live longer than me? Mine's less than 25 too.

Ohh, you clicked optimist didn't you...

[Ironsight]

Thursday, December 30, 2066
Looks like I'll be at the ripe 'ol age of 75 at the rate I'm going. Not including whatever technological advancements that would be made in the future. I also couln'd tell whether or not I was Normal or Sadistic :\

BMI>25

[Eugine]

lmao. I'm healthier?

Nah, this site sucks. The results change even if you have the same info x.x
Changing optimistic to pessimistic gives me 2026 x.x

[Someone Else]

It does suck, but it's amusing to punch in a date like 1900 for example. :3

[Laharl]

Tuesday, September 9, 2042 o_o

thats what i get for being pessimistic :/

i'd be worried if 1. that thing wasnt BS and 2. i wasnt immortal

EDIT: HOLY JESUS CARPENTER! I'M GONNA DIE ON 9/11!

damn terrorists XD

[Eugine]

I try to think I'm immortal also x.x

[Someone Else]

laharl the slayer, on Feb 11 2008, 06:23 PM, said:

HOLY JESUS CARPENTER! I'M GONNA DIE ON 9/11!

damn terrorists XD

Well I suppose that explains the early date. We should inform the US government.

[Golden Legacy]

July 31, 2063, non-smoker and a BMI of 20 (i.e. less than 25)

And it just has to be a Tuesday. Hmph.

[Nosferatu]

I don't get this thing.
My current rate: Thursday, January 24, 2047.

Everything the same, but if I was INCREDIBLY fat and a smoker: Wednesday, April 23, 2064.

[Split Infinity]

I can't calculate my BMI if I don't know my height. :P

[Toasty]

I'll die when I darn well please dangit!

[Split Infinity]

*hands Toasty a cocked pistol*

[Toasty]

*shoots Split*

Guess you're deathclock was off by a few decades. :P

[Split Infinity]

Sorry dude, but that pistol was magnetised towards the countless numbers of bullets I've shot into you in the past. :P

[Ironsight]

So, what? Your both dead?

[Toasty]

Well as far as I can remember, lead isn't magnetic, and I got those bullets taken out AGES ago.

But that's a nice metal necklace around you're neck. :P

BTW, Tuesday, May 17, 2089. And my BMI is 21.

Looks like I'll die 10 days before my 82nd birthday. :)

[Ironsight]

Well that sucks :P

[Split Infinity]

*pushes Toasty into a ten day time machine*

Oh, the irony!

[Toasty]

....what about an iron?

[Split Infinity]

...you don't know about irony?

[Toasty]

...you don't know what an iron is? Tsk tsk tsk...

[Split Infinity]

The fact that I understand irony makes me that much more sophiscticated. :P

[Toasty]

I'm sorry Split, but knowing how to iron doesn't make you sophistocated.

[Split Infinity]

Google tells me you spelt that wrong. I made a typo. Chill.

[Toasty]

Well Google is WRONG.

[Split Infinity]

http://en.wiktionary...i/sophisticated

Wikipedia too. You can't deny it.

[Toasty]

I REGRET NOTHING! *runs*

[PDM]

Toasty, on Feb 11 2008, 09:34 PM, said:

*shoots Split*

Guess your deathclock was off by a few decades. :joy:

[Toasty]

Meh, I don't always pay very close attention to what I type.

[PDM]

Yet you correct other peoples' mistakes. ***.


My Death Clock
http://g8.undercoverhd.com/imgsresized/article/071003dethklok.jpg

[Toasty]

PDM, I think I've only corrected 5 mistakes at most since I've joined the forums. It's not that I don't know how to spell, or use grammar, it's that I'm to lazy to. :joy:

[PDM]

If you're too mother****ing lazy to spell things correctly yourself, then why the **** do you correct other *****es when they ****ing spell something mother****ing wrong?

Toasty, on Feb 11 2008, 11:52 PM, said:

PDM, I think I've only corrected 5 mistakes at most since I've joined the forums. It's not that I don't know how to spell, or use grammar, it's that I'm too lazy to. :joy:

***

[Toasty]

U sownd moar leik uh grammur natzee theen ai ehm.

[PDM]

The only reason I correct you on your pathetic errors is because you make unintentional errors minutes after correcting one.

You ****ing fail.

[Toasty]

Lol leik u haf no leif lol.

[Split Infinity]

You two are embarassing...

[Folcon]

Wednesday, March 13, 2058 is evidently when I'll die

[Jenna]

Thursday, December 21, 2084

I wonder by what means do they make these assumptions...

[Someone Else]

PDM, on Feb 11 2008, 11:50 PM, said:

Yet you correct other peoples' mistakes. ***.
My Death Clock
http://g8.undercoverhd.com/imgsresized/article/071003dethklok.jpg

I knew somebody would do that.

[Moonear]

Tuesday, January 18, 2067
74 years, hmm?

[Platinum Sun]

January 13 2046. What did I do that I might die so young? Oh cruel world! Time hath ravaged my soul!

[Folcon]

This aint my real one, I just answered bad on purpose.
Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Edit: this part is win
Can I put the Death Clock on my homepage?
No. No. No. And for those who are a bit slow... no. About once a month I end up finding ten or so people who do not understand the meaning of copyright. While I understand that people make mistakes, it seems odd that someone can somehow miss the warning I put in the code. For a while the average net surfer had an above average intelligence, unfortunately those days are over. No one has permission to use/modify/copy/whatever the code, period. If you still don't understand that, I have a nice lawyer you can talk to. I'm all for open source and stuff like that, but sometimes you have to make money. The Death Clock makes money and helps ensure I don't run out of Pepsi One and video games.

[Toasty]

rofl

[PDM]

Wind Dude, on Feb 12 2008, 05:25 PM, said:

I knew somebody would do that.

I had really assumed that's what the topic would be about since hardly no one discovered the series until much after it got old.

[Someone Else]

escout, on Feb 12 2008, 05:48 PM, said:

Can I put the Death Clock on my homepage?
No. No. No. And for those who are a bit slow... no. About once a month I end up finding ten or so people who do not understand the meaning of copyright. While I understand that people make mistakes, it seems odd that someone can somehow miss the warning I put in the code. For a while the average net surfer had an above average intelligence, unfortunately those days are over. No one has permission to use/modify/copy/whatever the code, period. If you still don't understand that, I have a nice lawyer you can talk to. I'm all for open source and stuff like that, but sometimes you have to make money. The Death Clock makes money and helps ensure I don't run out of Pepsi One and video games.

Hmmmmmm.