[Folcon]

http://www.rpgamer.com/news/currents/2008/...n/om022008.html

Will Jackie boy erver get a freaking life. In trying to connect the shooting at NIU and viloent video games, he makes himself an even bigger ass. Make sure to read the article all the way through, there are several things interesting that kinda slam him, along with links to other sources of slamming. And the stuff on HD-DVD going under and Microsoft's and Soney's responces to it is interesting too. And I love the limerick on him.

[Toasty]

ROFLMAYONASE

I have heard nothing of this "Counter Stirke: Half Life" of which he speaks.

Seriously though. It's just "Blah blah blah killing simulators blah blah aka video games blah blah blah I'm retarded ramble ramble ramble."

[Drizzy Drake]

SOmebody needs to shoot this man. Not me, but somebody. *Looks at Toasty* So, I heard that you charge high. How much for said Thompson retard?

[kate]

golden sun is a deathkilling simulator that is used to train people to hunt down and slaughter innocent woodland creatures!

Did you know 50 million children die every second from game related violence? Oh that's just one of many statistics Jack Thompson is giving us in this new age of enlightenment

ALL HAIL JACK THOMPSON, THE DARK LORD SAVIOUR

[TheEnglishman]

It's difficult to say anything new about him. He dislikes games, and we just have to live with his rants.

[Nosferatu]

Dipset, on Feb 21 2008, 06:52 PM, said:

SOmebody needs to shoot this man. Not me, but somebody. *Looks at Toasty* So, I heard that you charge high. How much for said Thompson retard?

I'll do it. I don't expect payment for this one. It's a public service.

[Toasty]

Dipset, on Feb 21 2008, 06:52 PM, said:

SOmebody needs to shoot this man. Not me, but somebody. *Looks at Toasty* So, I heard that you charge high. How much for said Thompson retard?

I'd gladly do it for free if it wasn't against the law and one of the ten commandments.

[TheEnglishman]

I think that's unfair. Yes we don't agree with his views and find his cases annoying, but he has the right to air them just as much as anyone else.
And we have just as much as a right to ignore him. ^_^

[Kuchiyose]

What if he randomly exploded? Just a theory thats all ^_^

And to say he hates video games, i bet he likes... PHOENIX WRIGHT!
He probably doesn't but i randomly found of picture of him XD

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[PDM]

^ Used to be in my sig. XD


Good ol' Tack Jhompson never fails to make me smile.

[Someone Else]

Dipset, on Feb 21 2008, 06:52 PM, said:

SOmebody needs to shoot this man. Not me, but somebody. *Looks at Toasty* So, I heard that you charge high. How much for said Thompson retard?

You do realize that killing him would probably make his points about video games seem somewhat plausible? XP

[Caael]

Nosferatu, on Feb 22 2008, 05:16 AM, said:

I'll do it. I don't expect payment for this one. It's a public service.

Not if I get there first.


But really, what is his problem? Okay, so 1 or 2 people killed people because of videogames. What about the millions of people who play video games and dont go and kill people? I bet more people go and kill people because of a TV show or Film they saw than because of video games.

Now i'm going to go find some amusing pictures of him.

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2006/...n902_screen.jpg
http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/blogp...ck_thompson.jpg
http://gaygamer.net/images/381t.jpg ( wtf weird url name)
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2...08/vgcatshc.jpg

I am done

[Drizzy Drake]

Saw made me kill soembdoy. It was only one person, I swear.

[kate]

those people didn't even kill because of videogames. It was because of a ton of different reasons, and this whole "kill simulator" that he claims counterstrike to be is ridiculous. It doesn't teach you how to use any of those weapons or how to realistically kill someone.

I'm afraid clicking a mouse isn't actually how you use a gun people

[Drizzy Drake]

Well, the actionof pulling your finger back(gun), and pushing it down(mouse), are kind of the same. <_<. GAMES KILL!!!!!!!!!

[Someone Else]

People can't live through half a clip of a body shot either in real life. If you're shot once or twice, you're pretty much screwed.

[kate]

OmG WheRE DID you LEarNEd ThAT? wd is obviously a trained psychopath D:

and yeah I know jack is a moron and we should just ignore him, but it's so much more fun to point out his stupidity and laugh at it <_< is that so wrong? if it is, then I blame videogames for desensitizing me.

[Drizzy Drake]

Besides, when was the last time you saw a guy with a Minigun on his arm killing somebody?

[Caael]

Surely we were more violent in past centuries when we would hack people up with swords to decide a new king and would chop peoples heads off with a massive wooden structure than we are now. Jacks an idiot, he needs a kick up the anus

Jack Thompson said:

The killers in the two worst school massacres in history—in Erfurt, Germany, and at Virginia Tech University—similarly trained on Counter-Strike to rehearse for their killing sprees.

LMAO!

[Someone Else]

Doesn't Counter-Strike have no weapon recoil? It's not realistic at all.

Never mind, it does. <_< Still though, video games don't simulate handling real weapons that well at all...

[Drizzy Drake]

How the **** would he know, didn't both of those killers kill themselves after the fact?


Oh, and Columbine was worse than VT.

[Caael]

I think its time for him to be locked away now ( JT)

[Moonear]

Dipset, on Feb 23 2008, 03:03 PM, said:

How the **** would he know, didn't both of those killers kill themselves after the fact?
Oh, and Columbine was worse than VT.

VT - about 36 people
Columbine - about 14 people

Yeah.


Jack Thompson is an idiot, didn't he say something about Mass Effect being a sex sim or something?

[TheEnglishman]

Wasn't that some politician who wanted to get his name heard? I've heard the game only flashes a quick bit of flesh anyway.

[Caael]

Mass Effect had a lesbian bit in it, and you didnt even see anything, you just heard them talking beforehand. He's overreacting about nothing. He should go and complain about every school in the world, because they teach sex education, and that's wrong too. Maybe he should stop History being taught in schools, because it promotes killing. Hopefully he can get the army banned. He's a total ****ing nut case who should be locked away.

[ZephyrAnalea]

Here's a very old but very entertaining article on Thompson: http://www.mavav.org...n_vs_wendys.php
That photoshop pic isn't too far off from Wendy's commercials nowadays, that guy who wears the Wendy's wig on commercials is very disturbing. Maybe he plays violent video games!

[PDM]

CS has recoil, WD, but it's completely unrealistic.

It takes like, 6 seconds to empty a clip from the M4A1, too, and in real life you could probably do it in 2.

I play CS every day, and damn, I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna go to school on monday and start shooting *****es. "BOOM HEADSHOT LOL!!!" "I ACED UR TEAM NOW I KILL IN CONSOLE LOL"

[Drizzy Drake]

@ IHK-Oh, alright. Point taken.

But still, how would he know if those killers trained on CS when they killed themselves afterwards.

[Nosferatu]

Dipset, on Feb 23 2008, 04:06 PM, said:

But still, how would he know if those killers trained on CS when they killed themselves afterwards.

Either he's pyschic or a total ****ing nutcase.

$5 on nutcase.

[Drizzy Drake]

I up it to 100$. Any takers?

[Judgement]

People died and Jack feels the need to make himself even more infamous! Typical... :D

[Folcon]

This article has more JT bashing, w00t!

http://www.rpgamer.com/news/currents/2008/...n/om031308.html

[Folcon]

This has got to be one of the best articles on old Jack Thompson that I've read in a while.

http://www.rpgamer.com/news/currents/2008/...n/om032508.html

this is just a small bit from the page

Quote

Thompson's multiple responses are rambling, argumentative, and contemptuous... What we cannot tolerate, however, is Thompson's continued inability to maintain a minimum standard of decorum and respect for the judicial system to which all litigants, and especially attorneys, must adhere...

A thorough review of Thompson's filings lead to one conclusion. He has abused the processes of the Court... Accordingly... the Clerk of this Court is hereby instructed to reject for filing any future pleadings, petitions, motions, documents, or other filings submitted by John Bruce Thompson, unless signed by a member in good standing of The Florida Bar other than himself.

[Nosferatu]

Good thing too. Maybe Hillary Clinton will take note of the consequences of retardation.

[Someone Else]

http://www.computera...e.php?id=187662

SHAME, Mister Thompson. SHAME.

[Caael]

I love who she sent it to his mother, probably the person who has the least impact on the game possible. Jack Thompson is so stupid it's actually quite funny. He's desperately clinging onto his job but just looking pathetic. Its hilarious.

[TheEnglishman]

"Son, can you not sell that multi-billion dollar game? Go on, for your old dear."

"Oh, alright then, mother."
But it's awfully cruel for him to blame his mother. Picking on old ladies, yeah that's the way to put your arguement across.

[Caael]

He's grabbing at smoke for attention now.

[Someone Else]

Well, he can't really do anything else. He's banned from court unless he can get someone else to agree with him.

[Caael]

ROFL he should just kill himself. He's failed at life and made minimal impact on pretty much anything he's tried to argue against.

[Folcon]

careful, he might sue us next like he did Penny Arcade.

[Caael]

ROFL did he seriously sue penny arcade? What for?!

[Folcon]

I forget if it was for talk trash about him and making fun of him in several comics, or if it's because they donated a lot of money in his name to a charity whos name I forget. It might be both.

[Caael]

He sued them for donating money...that's shameful Jack, that's shameful.

[TheEnglishman]

I can understand his anger at his name being used without permission, but sueing them isn't exactly the best response.

[Legolastom]

Eugh, if there was a God Jack Thompson wouldnt exist.

[Laharl]

"Jack Thompson" said:

"The pornography and violence that your son traffics in is the kind of stuff that most mothers would be ashamed to see their son putting into the hands of other mothers' children," he ranted. "

GOLD

from a man who gaves images of homoerotic pornography to a judge of law in court

LOL

[Caael]

He's such a twat. Using his logic, every single movie ever made should be banned because they all have violence in them. Books should be banned because they're violent and some contain creatures not created by god. Basically, we shouldn't really be allowed to do anything according to him.

[Someone Else]

Me111, on Apr 28 2008, 08:31 AM, said:

I can understand his anger at his name being used without permission, but sueing them isn't exactly the best response.

In America it is. :P

Hmm, Caael's explanation makes me wonder. Is Jack a Puritan? :P

[Mallick]

I support Jack Thompson's cause, and that's only because it looks like his cause is to get his abilities as a lawyer taken away.

[Caael]

He'll probably blame videogames for that too...

''Phoneix Wright is NOT a proper Attourney! These games havae been 'teaching' your children the wrong things! THEY ARE EVIL! EEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!''

[Mallick]

http://www.court-records.net/rips/ObjectionAnim.gif
Mia Fey didn't show her boobs, in order to be a successful female attorney, there must be tits.

[Drizzy Drake]

In The Simpsons Game, there is a character named Tom Jackson trying to get Grand Theft Scratchy banned. I found it ammusing.

[Mallick]

Where did you come from?

[Drizzy Drake]

*Points to Introduction board.*

[Mallick]

You missed me begging some gaiz to stick it in my ***.

[Laharl]

Jack Thompson: The Movie

XD

[Toasty]

XD



"WHERE'S ROCKSTAR HEADQUARTERS?!"

"I don't know!"

*BANG*