[PDM]

And there was a guy here that we've only met twice (through a friend of ours. He's pretty cool.) He went to go sleep on the couch at about 6AMish, so it being a LAN party, I decided it was time to search his computer for his porn. We didn't find any directly on his hard drive or anything, but I opened up internet explorer and found his searches.

chinese sockjob
asian footjob
a bunch of leah remini (that chick from King of Queens)
and lots of feet stuff and stockings and ****
fetishize-me.net/a-bunch-of-feet-****


LOL I'll never look at him the same again.

[Drizzy Drake]

We all know you are talking about your own computer. It's allright, when you grow older and hit puberty, real porn will be your thing.

[Eugine]

You go looking for porn, yet you open his browser last?

Anyway, respect people's privacy, sheesh.

[Golden Legacy]

[Insert comment here about how absolutely gross that stuff you found is]
[Insert comment here about respecting other people's privacy]
[Insert comment here about how I lol'd]

[Eugine]

I'm sure PDM went to the results!

[Toasty]

lulz.

Everyone knows that the safest place to hide you're pr0n is on teh intarnetz in ur bowzing hist0ree.

[Drizzy Drake]

I still say this is just PDM's way of saying he has a sic foot fetish.

It's allright PDM. We won't make fun of your autistic, foot loving, ways.

[Eugine]

Search those stuff on Google. They basically lead to nothing interesting.

[Split Infinity]

Lol, toejobs.

[Caael]

Golden Legacy, on Mar 16 2008, 01:19 AM, said:

That was disgusting and horrible and you should respect other people's privacy but I LOL'd and LOL'd hard.

[Golden Legacy]

On the right track, but not quite.

It was more like "That is so sick and disgusting! But I still lol'd because that's what you get for not respecting other people's privacy". :(

[kate]

eug, why the heck did you actually search for that stuff?

though i'm looking most of that up on urban dictionary since it makes no sense to me XD

EDIT: that's what who gets snookums? o.O

[Toasty]

I don't think PDM was disturbed by it in the slightest GL.

[Golden Legacy]

I'm trying! Jeez, it's harder than it looks.
Basically a "you deserved it for what you did" type of thing. Yes? Get it? Candidate for da epic lolz? Maybe?

[Toasty]

Not quite. Yoo sitll have a long ways to go in your quest for teh epic lulz, young paddawan.

[Elliott]

You can always judge a man by his taste in pornography.
There's some ****ed up people out there.

[Split Infinity]

I doubt that. There's probably no one person on this planet who could honestly say they've never had a weird fantasy.

[PDM]

.eugine, on Mar 15 2008, 05:08 PM, said:

You go looking for porn, yet you open his browser last?

Anyway, respect people's privacy, sheesh.

You've never been to a LAN party. ): And yesh, we went through his HD first, nub.

@GL, I wasn't deeply disturbed, we'll just make fun of him for being different. :(

@Sprit, I like to watch videos of men pooping in other men's mouths.


And yes, Dipshet, it was totally my computer I searched for porn on.

[Drizzy Drake]

The first step is always admitting you have a problem.

[Caael]

damn! Stupid filters...

[Eugine]

Wait...
I never been to a LAN party?

I dunno, I guess I played all those UT2K3, AoE2, W3 and Red Alert multiplayer by myself or online...

[Aquamarine]

Remind me NEVER to let you use my computer, PDM. You don't wanna see what I've been searching...

Heh, but really, the only weird thing I've searched was Pokemon hentai, but ONLY because I didn't know what hentai was. When I saw the pics I decided never to use that dreaded H word again. However, I used it a few of times in this post. Blast...

[Folcon]

I wipe my browser history roughly every other night or so. Not that I have anthing to hide. :)

[Eugine]

Oh well. I can show you guys my history... I gots nothing to hide.

Yeah, I never delete them.

[Folcon]

The main reason is, although my computer sucks, its still better than my gf's. And she likes to come over to use it for the net. And she like to search for stuff like yaoi and other wierd fangirl sh!t. So I wipe the history everytime she leaves.

[Wiflewood]

CTRL + SHIFT + DELETE

[Caael]

Hahah escout dont pretend you have a gf. We all know you love teh gay anime.

[Folcon]

just cause you do don't mean everyone else does Caael.

[Eugine]

lol Caael. As far as I'm concerned, most anime are a bit gay...

[Caael]

escout, on Mar 16 2008, 06:09 PM, said:

just cause you do don't mean everyone else does Caael.

Check the relationship topic, ****head.
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...st&p=389970

Lol most anime are gay, yeah.

[Blue]

Caeel just cuz your not getting any doesn't mean you have to take it out on some one else.

[Caael]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...st&p=389970

This moment is so great i'm going to marry it and raise a family of little moments.

[Blue]

Doesn't mean your getting any. xD

[Caael]

...

That post was stupid so I refuse to respond to it.

[Blue]

Maybe cuz its true your not going to respond to it?
Oh Snap!

[Eugine]

I'm single and lonely ;_;

Not really lonely, but single.

[Caael]

Are you just jealous because i'm 14 and getting more action than you so you try to hide it by shifting the blame to me?

Edit: @ Blue, not eugine.

[Blue]

Oh yeah thats right, your only 14.

[Caael]

You know i'm right xP

[Blue]

I'm surprised you even know what getting some means. xD

[Caael]

I'm not 6, I dont think girls have cooties :)

[Eugine]

But... They do!

[Caael]

Boobies, eeeeeew

[Blue]

Boobies, yay!
xD

[Caael]

Man boobies, eeeeeeeeeeeew.

Lady C-cup, **** yeaaaaaaaaah

[Drizzy Drake]

Why can't we all jsut get along and agree.....that PDM get's none.

[Blue]

Nice way to turn this against PDM my friend. xD

[Caael]

Lets do what skidz said.

[Drizzy Drake]

I can see it now.

Girl-So, Piers, do you wanna go to my bedroom.
PDM-O RLY! BOOBIES.

[Caael]

Only to find out it was toasty in a wig...

[Drizzy Drake]

I bet he'd still go through with it.

[Blue]

I think thats an insult at Toasty too. Nice one guys. xD

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, I meant no harm. It was at PDM all the way.

[Caael]

What skidz said, I gots nothing against ya, Toasty.

[Golden Legacy]

I gots something against everyone for going off-topic here. Get back on track, would you? At least humor PDM and continue discussing his, err, little incident at the LAN party.

[Split Infinity]

So...sockjobs. What do you think, guys? Give it a miss? XD

[Eugine]

http://www.urbandict...hp?term=footjob
http://www.urbandict...hp?term=sockjob
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&...sa=N&tab=wi

x.x

[Drizzy Drake]

There's a big market for foot porn....






































...in Germany.

[Split Infinity]

That's getting old real fast.

[Eugine]

Yea. I agree with Split =)

[Drizzy Drake]

Split Infinity, on Mar 16 2008, 03:25 PM, said:

That's getting old real fast.

WHat's getting old.

[Toasty]

I think we can all agree on these things:

Caael is lieing about having a GF :) j/k
Blue gets more than everyone here put together (besides Diddy and SoT)
Skidz hates PDM for some seemingly unknown reason
PDM is not easily disturbed
escout....umm....not going there. XD

And I lol'd at the last 3 pages.

[EDIT] And there's people out there with bare foot/sock fetishes.

[Someone Else]

Feet fetish is the most common fetish. Doesn't stop it from being weird but I won't judge. :)

EDIT: My IQ lowered about three points from reading pages 2-4. Gee, thanks guys.

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Mar 16 2008, 05:50 PM, said:

I think we can all agree on these things:

Caael is lieing about having a GF :) j/k
Blue gets more than everyone here put together (besides Diddy and SoT)
Skidz hates PDM for some seemingly unknown reason
PDM is not easily disturbed
escout....umm....not going there. XD

And I lol'd at the last 3 pages.

[EDIT] And there's people out there with bare foot/sock fetishes.

PDM is an bratty autistic peice of ****.

[Someone Else]

;_;

[PDM]

escout, on Mar 16 2008, 09:16 AM, said:

I wipe my browser history roughly every other night or so. Not that I have anthing to hide. :)

You asked me where I got those Princess Peach and Zelda pr0n picz.

Dipset, on Mar 16 2008, 05:49 PM, said:

PDM is an bratty autistic peice of ****.

No, you just take everything I say seriously. <3

I don't come here to have serious conversation, this is a place I come in my spare time to have fun.

[Someone Else]

I sense bad things coming... oh shi-- duck and cover!!

[Toasty]

*rubber ducky*

*plastic tarp*

[Ironsight]

*Stands next to Toasty*

[Golden Legacy]

SO THIS LAN PARTY.

Let's continue discussing this.
Err, how 'bout them socks!
... on them feet!

Eh?

[Someone Else]

Toasty, on Mar 16 2008, 08:33 PM, said:

*rubber ducky*

*plastic tarp*

i c wat u did thar

[Toasty]

o rly?

[pHantOm]

I like feet O_O

[Caael]

Toasty, on Mar 16 2008, 11:50 PM, said:

I think we can all agree on these things:

Caael is lieing about having a GF :) j/k
Blue gets more than everyone here put together (besides Diddy and SoT)
Skidz hates PDM for some seemingly unknown reason
PDM is not easily disturbed
escout....umm....not going there. XD

And I lol'd at the last 3 pages.

[EDIT] And there's people out there with bare foot/sock fetishes.

What would I gain from lying? :S ' luk mommy the peopl on da internets think i is getting som i r so kewl'

Edit: Oh wait :blink:

[Toasty]

XD

The internet is serious buisness.

[PDM]

Caael, on Mar 16 2008, 11:33 PM, said:

What would I gain from lying? :S ' luk mommy the peopl on da internets think i is getting som i r so kewl'

Edit: Oh wait :)

my name is dr rockso and i do cocaineeee

[Drizzy Drake]

PDM, on Mar 16 2008, 08:09 PM, said:

No, you just take everything I say seriously. <3

I don't come here to have serious conversation, this is a place I come in my spare time to have fun.

No, you are really retarded. I honestly think there is something wrong with yoru brain, that makes you need to feel good about yourself by putting others down. Or acting tough. Either way, it's annoying, and you are little worthless peice of ****.

[kate]

deep. anywho, I feel my iq would've been lowered by reading the last few pages, but it was pretty non existent anyways sooo...BOOBEHS

seriously though u.u (seriously)...whyyy is caael so defensive?

I think sot has messed with his brain <.<

I want eggs...and perc don't bug the poor guy about it, he probably searched it cuz he didn't know what it was. I've searched the weirdest things on urban dictionary because my friends told me to D: I have mean friends...and now that I think about it I'm frightened that they knew what those things were to begin with

[Caael]

Why am I defensive about what?

[kate]

lol just everything. like when sot was always hitting on you, or whenever someone makes a joke about you being gay or never getting any, or saying you don't have a gf.

you gotta be more confident in yourself caael. love yourself. hug yourself. like chris crocker. i love him <3

...anyways. take a joke, or you look too defensive and then I start to think there is actually something up o.O dun nanana duna

[Caael]

I've started being more jokey. Look at mine and SoT's profiles.

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, you don't have a gf. :P.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Duh, why would he need one? He's got me! :P

[Drizzy Drake]

I thoguht I was your only one? :P. What about all that amazing butsecks we had?

[kate]

it meant nothing to him

[I'm Always BROKE]

But didn't you heard? Buttsecks is loads and loads better when you've got AIDS. ^^ Never ment to cheat on you, your still my only one. Ohhh and PDM of coarse but you knew about that. :P

[Drizzy Drake]

kate, on Mar 17 2008, 04:10 PM, said:

it meant nothing to him

Just like it meant nothing to you. Ms.Take-Away-The-Devil's-Mark. :)

Diddy Kong, on Mar 17 2008, 04:12 PM, said:

But didn't you heard? Buttsecks is loads and loads better when you've got AIDS. ^^ Never ment to cheat on you, your still my only one. Ohhh and PDM of coarse but you knew about that. :P

See ya, I don't liek the whole Aids fiasco.

[kate]

...are there people who do like aids?

[Caael]

Diddy Kong, on Mar 17 2008, 09:56 PM, said:

Duh, why would he need one? He's got me! :)

Yeah man! **** you Dipset, Diddy is mine :P

[Drizzy Drake]

kate, on Mar 17 2008, 04:17 PM, said:

...are there people who do like aids?

Hookers in New York?

Caael, on Mar 17 2008, 05:03 PM, said:

Yeah man! **** you Dipset, Diddy is mine :P

"Never ment to cheat on you, your still my only one". I'm sorry, but I think that says Diddy is mine. B!TCH.

[Toasty]

Caael, on Mar 17 2008, 02:13 PM, said:

I've started being more jokey. Look at mine and SoT's profiles.

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING, AND YOU'RE PUDDING DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

[Someone Else]

Let's all have a nice big group hug... no groping, please...

[Drizzy Drake]

*Gropes Wind Dude*

[Toasty]

....groping is like whining skidz. How can you whine WD? It just doesn't make sense.

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Mar 17 2008, 07:21 PM, said:

....groping is like whining skidz. How can you whine WD? It just doesn't make sense.

*Facepalm*

[Someone Else]

*double facepalm*

[Toasty]

*urban dictionary*

....

._.;

[Someone Else]

Damn editing person...

[Toasty]

http://www.urbandict...m=grope-a-lopes

[kate]

BEST. DEFINITION. EVER.

[PDM]

Dipset, on Mar 17 2008, 08:17 AM, said:

No, you are really retarded. I honestly think there is something wrong with yoru brain, that makes you need to feel good about yourself by putting others down. Or acting tough. Either way, it's annoying, and you are little worthless peice of ****.

Hahahahaha.

It's not so much I feel good about "putting others down," I like to read everyone's reactions, much like your own. You're just fueling the fire Dipshet, fueling the fires. (:

[kate]

pdm, gtfo of your own topic, we're doing stuff here.

pudding or something, i dunno.

[PDM]

epic phail

[Toasty]

lol......


THEM LOPES ARE DOPE!

[Caael]

Dipset, on Mar 17 2008, 11:10 PM, said:

Hookers in New York?


"Never ment to cheat on you, your still my only one". I'm sorry, but I think that says Diddy is mine. B!TCH.

I propose we have a fight to the death. Winner takes Diddy!

[Toasty]

CATFIGHT!!!

[Mallick]

Caael, on Mar 18 2008, 12:39 AM, said:

I propose we have a fight to the death. Winner takes Diddy!

Looks like I win. Diddy is mine.

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Mar 18 2008, 01:39 AM, said:

I propose we have a fight to the death. Winner takes Diddy!

I think we'd all know who would win that fight irl. :P.

[Caael]

Yeah, me :P You'd be too stoned to give a crap

[Drizzy Drake]

You wish. I'd just do some E before we fought. Get me all pumped up. :P. Besides, you're all like, 15. I'm soon to be 17. LOOK AT THe NUMBERS!!!

[Blue]

I'm 21 and weigh over 250, I would just have to sit on you guys to kill you. XD

[Folcon]

well I'm 21 going on 22 and weigh about 275. But I can't fight worth sh!t.

[Blue]

Well then I probably would win, I know how to fight a bit. I also have several weapons to choose from. xD

[Caael]

Weight means nothing if you cant shift it around.

[Folcon]

My stratagy is, get them on the ground, and keep them there.

[Drizzy Drake]

This fight is between the teenagers, not you adult people. But if we are bringing weapons into this, well, then that's a different story...

[Folcon]

if you want weapons...wait, if we're going to fight, lets take it to the fight club.

[Drizzy Drake]

*Grabs Desert Eagle, and 5 switchblades* Out weapon that.

[Lex]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2nqqhbm.jpg

Fear my cat gun! :P

[Caael]

Dipset, on Mar 18 2008, 05:33 PM, said:

*Grabs Desert Eagle, and 5 switchblades* Out weapon that.

* Grabs gravity gun and crowbar*

HAH!

[Folcon]

I have the ultimate weapon.

*takes out large squirt gun*

Fear my awesome sauce gun!!!

[Drizzy Drake]

*Grabs pornstar and aims her c**t at Escout*

Watch HER squirt.

[Ironsight]

Dipset, on Mar 18 2008, 11:11 AM, said:

*Grabs pornstar and aims her c**t at Escout*

Watch HER squirt.

Oh god XD

Oh well, off to the Fight Club then?

[Drizzy Drake]

Sounds good.

[Split Infinity]

That was messed up.

[PDM]

Blue, on Mar 18 2008, 08:46 AM, said:

I'm 21 and weigh over 250, I would just have to sit on you guys to kill you. XD

But you wouldn't do that, you're the easter bunny!

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?view...amp;category=mv

[Toasty]

XD I remember that.

[MaznAzn]

Wow. I go from PDM finding porn, to GL try to explain why he laughed at PDM, to now spam cannons and now porn cannons?

This topic seriously calls for a lock -.-;

[Toasty]

Pr0n cannons? WHERE?!

[Split Infinity]

*puts MaznAzn in the porn cannon*