[Folcon]

I've been mentioning a tiki bar periodically in welcome topics and have finally got around to setting up the topic for it.

So, without further ado, I here by open the GSSF Tiki Bar. Let the Luau begin. Free Margaritas for everyone of legal drinking age in there country.

Oh, and I need people that want to be my staff. I need a barkeep, servers, someone in charge of music (keep it tropical), a bouncer, and other positions that escape me at the moment. I also need entertainers, like fire spinners.

STAFF:

Escout- owner and operator
Caael - bouncer
Mallick - bartender
R-dog - waitress


And yes, this is basically a tropical version of the old Night Club.

[Drizzy Drake]

Texas Mickey, pronto.

[Split Infinity]

Noooo! This is basically a tropical version of the old Night Club!

[Blue]

Rum and coke my good man.

[Caael]

Bouncer plx. Split, gtfo.

[Folcon]

Alright Caael, you're hired. make sure you keep the riff-raff out.

[Split Infinity]

Don't you mean riff-raff?

[Folcon]

yeah..right. I'll go fix that.

[Sea of Time]

Official parties on GSSF? That's just stupid. Who in their right mind would make two or three of those?

[Folcon]

this ain't a party, this is a tiki bar. tropical drinks abound, as well as the hula dancers and belly dancers, all from the Polynesian Islands.

[Drizzy Drake]

I call being the official drug dealer.......uhh.......keeper away-er.

[Split Infinity]

I'll be installing blue lights in the toilets. :)

[Mallick]

I can serve alcohol if everyone has simple tastes.

[Eugine]

Blue, on Mar 28 2008, 06:59 PM, said:

Rum and coke my good man.

hmm.

[Folcon]

Dipset, on Mar 28 2008, 07:58 PM, said:

I call being the official drug dealer.......uhh.......keeper away-er.

Sorry skid, beyond cigars and ciggerettes, no drugs are permitted here.

Split Infinity, on Mar 28 2008, 08:00 PM, said:

I'll be installing blue lights in the toilets. :)

I was thinking black lights, but whatever.

Mallick, on Mar 28 2008, 08:00 PM, said:

I can serve alcohol if everyone has simple tastes.

Cool, you're hired, but do a good job or you're fired.

[Split Infinity]

escout, on Mar 29 2008, 02:50 PM, said:

I was thinking black lights, but whatever.

Do you know what they're supposed to do?

[Folcon]

no, but I was thinking black lights in the urinals would be a different look.

[R-dog]

I can wait tables, if you want.

[Split Infinity]

They put blue lights in night club bathrooms to discourage people from shooting up in there. They can't finds their veins in the light.

[Folcon]

that works too, but I still think black lights would be cool.

R-dog, on Mar 28 2008, 11:54 PM, said:

I can wait tables, if you want.

you're hired

[Split Infinity]

What's the difference? One's blue, the other's blue-purple. So what?

[Toasty]

LOL'ING SO HARD AT THE OBVIOUS SIMILARITIES TO THE OTHER TOPICS LIKE THIS.

[Folcon]

Split Infinity, on Mar 28 2008, 11:58 PM, said:

What's the difference? One's blue, the other's blue-purple. So what?

I was mostly thinking of putting the black lights in the urinals. Lol, glowing pee.

[Split Infinity]

Only white things glow under black lights...

[Ironsight]

Nice. Split, you have a dirty, dirty mind.

[Folcon]

Good point split, lets stick with the blue lights.

[Split Infinity]

DarkSword, on Mar 29 2008, 03:04 PM, said:

Nice. Split, you have a dirty, dirty mind.

What's dirty? Oh, wait a minute...

[Toasty]

._.;

Anyway,

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=11055
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=8335
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=8335
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...?showtopic=9887
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...?showtopic=8320
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...?showtopic=8321
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...?showtopic=8335

[Ironsight]

So...what? Do we revive the Fight Club or something?

[Toasty]

Well, that's not one of the "Bar" kind of clubs..... Unless you mean crowbars. :)

I was just pointing out how this has been done numerous times.

[Split Infinity]

Get out of here Toasty, this ain't no crowbar. This is a crowbar...

*takes out portrait of crows on stools* :)

[Toasty]

*struggling to fix flat tire*

Dangit Split! Your crowbar doesn't work!

[Caael]

You call that a crowbar?

http://www.jox.hu/cikk/0409/0917Gordon_Freeman.jpg
THIS is a crowbar.

And Split, stop complaining and have fun, or gtfo.

[Split Infinity]

Wtf is that? I don't remember fighting no carnivorous plants.

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Mar 28 2008, 08:58 PM, said:

What's the difference? One's blue, the other's blue-purple. So what?

Numbnuts, black lights aren't just purple lights. They give off mainly ultravioelt light and make whites seem whiter, and neon colors seem to glow.

http://en.wikipedia....iki/Black_light

[Caael]

Split Infinity, on Mar 29 2008, 08:49 AM, said:

Wtf is that? I don't remember fighting no carnivorous plants.

I know, it's only concept art though.

I <3 Striders. They're like the Big Daddies of Half Life.

Talking of Big Daddies, i'm the bouncer so gtfo before I drill you.

[Split Infinity]

*shoots Caael's air tank*

[Caael]

You dont have a gun, because i'm the bouncer. Plus shooting them in the tank didnt do anything when I was playing.

[Valistrix]

I remember the shotgun working wonders. It was even more amusing trying to take them down with a wrench.

... *whacks Caael with a wrench*

[Caael]

Gears is ****! Gears is ****! Dont buy gears its ****!

[Valistrix]

I tried to see the logic here and failed miserably.

[Caael]

I just really, really, really dislike gears of war

[Valistrix]

Don't we all.

Well, not all of us.

I'm not too fond of it either.

[Caael]

It's the worst 360 game i've played and i'm selling it later today.

[Valistrix]

I would sell it, but it's not exactly a legal copy, and it's not exactly mine.

*shifty eyes*

[Saturos S.]

lulz, i lieks gers of warz.

I was wondering when some sort of bump would come. I just want to say, my parent post was more original. *dunks*

Yeah, I'll be a customer, wiener melange plox.

Edit: [link] Vip night club asylum thingie for the elderly

[Caael]

Out. There's no room for gears love in here. * revs drill*

[Saturos S.]

lulz, but marpus iz so mascular. hez big lulz.

[PDM]

Saturos Striker, on Mar 29 2008, 03:56 AM, said:

lulz, i lieks gers of warz.

I was wondering when some sort of bump would come. I just want to say, my parent post was more original. *dunks*

Yeah, I'll be a customer, wiener melange plox.

Edit: [link] Vip night club asylum thingie for the elderly

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/betrayer93/450px-Wiener_Melange_0363wien_img_9.jpg

[Toasty]

Caael, on Mar 29 2008, 04:57 AM, said:

Out. There's no room for gears love in here. * revs drill*

You only hate GoW because you suck at it. :)

I didn't find it that bad, but it was kinda like Halo. Except more linear.

[Caael]

Were you playing on hard mode though?

[Mallick]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kFRTQj76sPA

I remember seeing the show featuring this song in disneyland when I was 9 <3

[Saturos S.]

*drinks coffee*

... the hardest mode of GoW is a pain though.

It's no fun since chainsawing your enemies is a lot harder since they punch you to death as soon as you get into range.

[Someone Else]

Just because you're no good at it doesn't make it bad. Be more open-minded, geez.

[Saturos S.]

I r GoW luver, caael iz GoW h8ter, r@cist lulz.

[Eugine]

Or gamist!

[Caael]

Wind Dude, on Mar 30 2008, 06:24 PM, said:

Just because you're no good at it doesn't make it bad. Be more open-minded, geez.

I only say I hate a game when i'm crap at it :) But i'm doing good now, Gears is fun. Second act, bloody annoying. If you take 1 step out of the light you're ****ed as the kryll will eat you alive.

[Toasty]

Caael, on Mar 30 2008, 03:06 AM, said:

Were you playing on hard mode though?

Normal.

But the only really hard part for me in the second act was when you're driving around at night in that car with the UV light. This was with the friend who owns the game and is a lot better than me at it, but I still had to hold my own sometimes. Wasn't too hard. I suck in multiplayer though. XD

[Folcon]

you're ruining my tiki bar, get out, all of you.

[Split Infinity]

The customer is always right, biatch.

[PDM]

escout, on Mar 30 2008, 10:04 PM, said:

you're ruining my tiki bar, get out, all of you.

I assumed the tiki bar was a place where everyone could relax and converse with each other without being random like in TRT.

[Saturos S.]

no moar customers 4 u!

[Caael]

Split Infinity, on Mar 31 2008, 06:27 AM, said:

The customer is always right, biatch.

You die first.