[Saturos S.]

But first, the roles and rules.

Rules:

Well, this is it, the grand random GSSF movie! Everyone has spammed a role in the original casting topic. (If you haven't spammed one there, do it there now, not here)
At the beginning of each page, the first poster of the page will think up a setting. (just edit your post if your at the top) Everyone will be at that setting as long they're able to post (aka online.)

ie. A quiet day, sun is shining on an ancient battlefield where lollies and cakes once played highstakes poker for bragging rights. Our characters walk in (player who does top page post, posts:) "I have brought you all here to witness the grand superduper evil mega pitfight of wheels and girls with half shredden t-shirts! Muahaha!"

Every next poster on the page will post their line (in the nature of your character of course) or do their action. You can not do any setting altering, for example suddenly let another character do something or make it snow or something.

Hope these are kind of clear. Trial and test pages first, to see if everyone gets it.

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Link to the casting topic: http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=11937

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Non-story stuff in red plox.
Characters:

IHK - humorous midget assistant of the evil guy

Caael - confused person who doesn't know what's going on but tries to help anyway

Me111 - Knowledgeable guy who provides help, technical smartypants

SS - Tuxedo wearing hero'ish character with a ****tail

Diddy - charming, yet dangerous rapist

Gio - diabolical killer of all chocolate bunnies

Dipset - rich crime lord

escout - friend of hero who can deflate his ego / sharpshooter with one blind eye who never misses a shot / dubious character who looks bad but is in fact good / (schizo much?)

WD - innocent bystander who runs around screaming during fights

PDM - comic relief villian, buit is always foiled by hero in comical ways

Coz - random gay character who turns out to be evil

Toasty - sexy, always half naked man slave / blind with both eyes sharpshooter who hits everything but the target

DS - Guy with one line in the entire movie

R-dog - person who dies at the beginning

MaznAzn - female detective who seduces all the men but refuses to do "stuff" with them

.eugine - god

Aqua - TV host, who is very dumb

Laharl - Pessimistic sarcastic twat


Okay, now we start.... after we explain some more.


A nice cold winter morning, our characters are sitting around a fireplace warming themselves with a nice cup of coco.

"Hey, I love these chilly mornings, becuase, it makes me look cool." *flips hair* "Yeah, I love my hair."

[Drizzy Drake]

Sounds fun, but I'm somewhat confused. So each page, we just act out a scene as our characters?

[Laharl]

you never cast me. i hate you D:

[Caael]

RP much?

[kate]

omfg i'm so not a character. wtf. Dibs on super women's lib chick who always assumes everything a guy says is hitting on her and beats them up for it.

and wow, so totally an rp

[Saturos S.]

Yay for foresight powers and calling this Beta. Meh, as for RP, this is basically a movie, so comparable, not the same.

Laharl, go to the original casting topic and post your role there. Mentioned it in the parentpost.

Each page is a different setting basically, can be as random as you want it to be, and as serious. You just act out the role of your character in monologue and own actions during your post somewhat setting related.

The big difference from RP is, no story telling for others, you can't describe magical battles and backgrounds, you can only monologue duing your post (dialogue with another poster) and perform actions your character can only do.

Edit, ditto for you kate >_>

[edit #2] another difference from the RP idea is that this is just, *post line and leave* No deep story, no nothing, for all I care you just do *smacks cheeseburger* or something.

[kate]

*smacks cheeseburger*

my work here is done u.u

[Laharl]

Laharl, on Mar 28 2008, 01:26 AM, said:

pessimistic sarcastic twat XD

perhaps we should write the script in braile for you

[Saturos S.]

Laharl, on Apr 2 2008, 10:48 PM, said:

perhaps we should write the script in braile for you

I probably only paid attention to the "I'll be blabla" people. Quick scanning makes you miss stuff like that after multiple random notes. Apologies, even I apparently make a mistake or two?

[Drizzy Drake]

*Takes sip of tea*

"So, I heard some rumors that Coz is gay. Would you like to elaborate. My coked out soldiers don't like gays."

[Caael]

" I love your hair also. Wait, what?"

[Saturos S.]

*jumps on the couch*

"Y'know what this snowy hideout needs? Girls, a bar, cake, strippers, annoying fanboys. Hey, other dude who loves my hair as much as I do, that guy sipping tea, he looks might familiar."

[Quacnar]

"I am familiar, I am coz and I am married to you"

[Toasty]

"And I'm a sexy man slave!"

*bursts through the front door*

"So. Where is everybody?"

[Caael]

Revived for awesome.

[Drizzy Drake]

New page, new scene. CHPATER 2: THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!


*Enter nude, chained up Toasty*

"Toasty, I have a mission. I want you to go up to Canada eh, and steal Gio's supply of cake. We seem to be unbundently low, and I need to get my product out. Or else people will think I'm a liar. Also steal some chocolate bunnies if you have the time."

[Toasty]

"Chocolate bunnies? CHOCOLATE BUNNIES?!"

*orgasm*

"But I thought the cake was a lie. Besides, I can't do anything while I'm blind and chained up."

"And incredibly sexy."

[Drizzy Drake]

"That is why I have called upon you. I will release you from this chained prison if you suceed. And the cake is not a lie my friend. They would have you believe it is, but it is not. I have had my soldiers do research, and the cake is not a lie. If you complete this task, not only will you put Gio's gang out of business, I will allow to try one of the "lie" cakes. YOu will see why it is so great, and why I need them. They fetch a fair price, more than cocaine, heroin, and meth combined."

*Orgasms just thinking about all that money*

"Now be gone."

[Toasty]

*is gone*

*is comletely unsure of which way Gio's hideout is*

[Ironsight]

*orgasm*

[Toasty]

*Just stands there being sexy*

[Drizzy Drake]

"YOU FOOL!"

*Enter three men with pie, whop proceed to whack Darksword.*

"Orgasm this, bitch."

[Toasty]

*Pies freeze mid-air from the sight of my sexyness*

"You whore! You WANT me to eat you, don't you?....."

*eats the pie*

[Drizzy Drake]

"You passed the secret test. Use your nose to find the cake. It shouldn't be hard. Then, just shoot everything that moves. Even squirrels. Especially squirrels."

[Toasty]

*uses sexyness to tear a hole in space that leads right to the cake*

"Will that work?"

[Drizzy Drake]

"You are powerfull my young padewan. You will now be known as Darth Sexy. Now get those cakes. I need to make profit baby. Coke just isn't doing it anymore. :P."

*Toasty jumps through portal*

.......

[Toasty]

*pulls out sexy guns*

"ALRIGHT! I'M TAKIN' THIS CAKE BACK WHETHER YOU THINK I'M SEXY OR NOT!"

*goes in guns blazing*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Toasty shoot all the guards. A squirrel then bites his nuts off*

*Dipset The Don then jumps through the portal*

"Ok men, gather the drugs."

*Men gather the cakes, then jump back through the portal.*

"Well, good look my aprentice. You are free. Too bad about the nuts though. OH SHIT LOOK OUT"

*Squirrel then bite's Toasty's dick off*

"Well, you can't win them all"

*Dipset The Don them leaps into the portal, back to his mansion, leaving a dickless, nutless, Toasty all by himself.*

END SCENE!!!!


Well, we jsut need to wait for the next page.

[Ironsight]

SCENE 3: TOASTY GETS A SEX CHANGE!

[Drizzy Drake]

We gotta wait two posts. Well, after mine, 1.

[Ironsight]

Can we start now?

[Drizzy Drake]

Yes.

*Toasty returned to the mansion, in need of money for a sex change*

Dipset The Don-So, those squirrels ****ed you up good eh?

......

[Ironsight]

DS: Looks like he needs to get that checked out, right boss?

[Drizzy Drake]

DS - Guy with one line in the entire movie
(Looks like you just blew your one line)

DTD-I guess so. I'll pay, seeing as he did go get the cake, which btw got me a new Buggati. Oh, and I always forgot to tell you Toasty. You aren't blind, I was just too lazy to buy you glasses. I guess we could do that today, seeing as we're going out anyway.

*Toasty lying still on the floor from the pain*

DTD-Kick him. I'm not wasteing money on glasses if he's dead.

[Ironsight]

I'm gonna change my role.

*kick's Toasty awake*
DS: I heard of this guy called Eugene that does cheap surgery, you should look him up.

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty-Just....get....me.....cake!

*DS looks at DTD*

DTD-What? I'm not wasteing my product on To--oh allright.

*Feeds Toasty cake, which gets him up*

Toasty-Allright, surgery. Yeah, female. WOoot. Yeah nihha. let's do this. YEAH!!! and vision. double Yeah. Doulbe woot. YEAHHHH!~!!!!@%#$%&**%ZOOLkmNU ^x05

DTD-Wow, he doesn't know how to handle his cake eh?

[Ironsight]

*Toasty goes to the carribean, where he finds "dawktor youjeen*
Toasty: Help me doctor! I can't be sexy if I'm gender neutral!
Eugine: Ja makin' me crazy!
*Eugine goes into the back room with a meat cleaver*
*chopping noise*
*Eugine walks back to Toasty, holding his recently cut off, 1 inch penis and marble sized 'nads, and a bottle of supper glue*
Eugine: Ok mahn, naw hold still.
Toasty: ...It looks a little small, and I wanted a vagina!
*Eugine scratches his head*
Eugine: Naow I might be a pussy, but I don tuh wan tuh ta be glewd ta you.

[Drizzy Drake]

*DTD and DS all alone*

DTD-I know I'm forgetting something. Oh yeah, that's right.

*Turns to R-Dog*

*BANG!!!*

DTD-I knew she was supossed to die sometime soon.

Toasty-Um, do you really trust Youjeen to fix Toast?

DTD-Fuck that, he's horrible. But he's cheap, which means more money for me. :(.





(Check the character descriptions)

[Toasty]

*uses extremesexiness to grow another penis*

"There we go! Good as new!"

[Ironsight]

Darksword, on Jul 3 2008, 05:32 PM, said:

Toasty: I can't be sexy if I'm gender neutral!

[Toasty]

He gave me a small penis. Therefore I'm not gender neutral. :(

[Drizzy Drake]

DTD-What in the fuck? You have two penises now? Damn, Youjeen really did butcher you. Ok, now glasses time. Do you want the Sponge Bob ones, or the Dora ones?

[Toasty]

*sexyness causes smaller penis to fall off*

"I'll take the SEXY one."

[Drizzy Drake]

DTD-You dumbass, the sexy one is smaller. *Facepalm*

[Ironsight]

DS- Yeah, don't you know girls love little penis'?

[Toasty]

"I was talking about the glasses! I want the SEXY ones!"

[Drizzy Drake]

DTD-Oh. Well, in that case, I would recomend the Dora ones. They define sexy.

NEW SCENE.

No new scene till other's enter the movie. We can't just have us three.

[Aquamarine]

NEW SCENE

"I'm sure my studio was somewhere around here..." Aqua said, searching through a dense forest with obviously no human inhabitants.

"Wait a minute..." he said and stopped. Then he suddenly started gazing intensely at the Sun until it was impossible to do so even more. Finally, his eyes burning and his sight greatly damaged, he said "Fukc yeah, I forgot, today's Saturday... And now I need lazer eye surgery. Man, my life sucks..."

[Blue]

Suddenly a pirate appears from behind a tree. "Yar!"
He goes and chases off a wild rabbit into the forest.

[Drizzy Drake]

*The pirate chases the bunny into a field where 100 bunnies, Dipset, and his right hand man Darksword are waiting*

Darksword-Yay, my idea worked.

DTD-Yes, yes it did. How did you know pirates like bunnies?

Darksword-Who doesn't love bunnies?

DTD-*facepalm* Here, have a cookie.

Darksword-Yay, cookies.

DTD-*Facepalm* CookIE!!!

Darksword-Awwwe.

*While the two men are argueing, the confused pirate runs off*

DTD-Ahhh, see what you did. You totally ruined your own plan. No cookie for you.

Darksword-AWWWWEEEE!!! *Starts crying*

DTD-Ugh./

[Toasty]

I didn't think we could conntrol other people.

...then again, this is't in the RP forum sooo.....

Toasty - Hey look! A bunny ran into a forest! And a pirate's chasing after! *uses sexy legs to catch up*

[Ironsight]

DS- We have to catch that pirate!

[redchi]

-siting donw to drink her tea she see a pirate run pass and trips him grining ear to ear-

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Jul 7 2008, 10:32 PM, said:

I didn't think we could conntrol other people.

...then again, this is't in the RP forum sooo.....

Toasty - Hey look! A bunny ran into a forest! And a pirate's chasing after! *uses sexy legs to catch up*

((This totally ain't an RPG.))

[Blue]

*is tripped*
Arrr!

[Toasty]

*trips over the bunny*

Toasty-.....ewwww. There's a dead bunny on the ground.

[Blue]

GLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[Drizzy Drake]

((Blue, stop smoking crack.))