[Laharl]

he code contains a set of sacred vows, which all noobs are sworn to adhere to as many as possible

Vow #1: I will post something because everyone else is doing it and I want to be part of the group, yo!
Vow #2: I will msspel stuf becose i cant be bohtered to rereed mislef.
Vow #3: I will try to make my posts look different so people remember me, because obviously, I'll never be able to get people to notice me for the actual content of my posts.
Vow #4: i r b lzy so i dnt rite cmplete wrds.
Vow #5: I will answer questions in the rule forum even though I know nothing about the subject in question.
Vow #6: I will start topics that are still being discussed on the first page.
Vow #7: Editing posts are for the low life, I will want more post counts!
Vow #8: I will "in before lock".
Vow #9: I will abuse smileys :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8-) ::) ::) :( :-[ :-X :-/ :-* :'(
Vow #10: I will necro incredibly old posts.

[PDM]

I MADE this rulebook.

Don't steel mai content, yoh!!111oneoneone

[kate]

excse me, how i mine 4 fish?

[PDM]

I like fish.

[Laharl]

NOT TELLING :(:]:DXDx)

only if you tell me

How do i shot web?

[Split Infinity]

How do I shoop whoop?

[Golden Legacy]

That was absolutely epic Laharl.
wait, I mean...

lolz dat wuz totaly epic

[Moonear]

I'm orignl. Evrone wll remeber me!

[Toasty]

I r teh uber postr lawl

[Eugine]

Who can follow the most rules in one sentence?

[Split Infinity]

I don't think it's possible to do all of them.

[Eugine]

Hence why I said who can do the most?

[PDM]

@Laharl: I had an "How do I shot web?" avatar on this forum for awhile. xD

[Split Infinity]

I don't think it's possible to do most of them either. XD

[Eugine]

I think you can do about 8. Well, not in one sentence though.

[Quacnar]

what does #8 mean?

[Drizzy Drake]

GL-Topic Closed
N00b-In before lock

Then topic gets closed.

[Quacnar]

Laharl, on Apr 5 2008, 07:43 PM, said:

he code contains a set of sacred vows, which all noobs are sworn to adhere to as many as possible

Vow #1: I will post something because everyone else is doing it and I want to be part of the group, yo!
Vow #2: I will msspel stuf becose i cant be bohtered to rereed mislef.
Vow #3: I will try to make my posts look different so people remember me, because obviously, I'll never be able to get people to notice me for the actual content of my posts.
Vow #4: i r b lzy so i dnt rite cmplete wrds.
Vow #5: I will answer questions in the rule forum even though I know nothing about the subject in question.
Vow #6: I will start topics that are still being discussed on the first page.
Vow #7: Editing posts are for the low life, I will want more post counts!
Vow #8: I will "in before lock".
Vow #9: I will abuse smileys :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8-) : :) : :) :) :-[ :-X :-/ :-* :'(
Vow #10: I will necro incredibly old posts.

It is pssble to do in one pst, I wil inlode al vowws in one sntencce fr I m teh ubers n00b 1oone111oneone!!!! :( :D :( ;) :o :( :D :) :)

[Someone Else]

...i liek fewd?

[Drizzy Drake]

u liek fewd? O rLy! :o :(.

[Someone Else]

i can has cheezburger?

bcus itz soooo kewl too doo wat evrybody els dos!!!!!

[Drizzy Drake]

I teh kingz fo n00bnezz. I n00b betta thna all teh oters.

[Caael]

:o You forgot the most important n00b rule!

11. You will never admit to being a n00b.