[Caael]

I'm winning!

[Folcon]

you are wrong sir, I am wining.

[Saturos S.]

But only for five minutes!

*takes the lead*

[Eugine]

jaja. i r winerz

[Caael]

Muhahah i'm winning so far

[Quacnar]

This is stupid *winning*

[Saturos S.]

DENIED!

[Quacnar]

DAMN YOU!!!













YES!

[TheEnglishman]

Yes!

[kate]

I didn't click the link. AND I WIN.

[Caael]

No you dont win...yet.

[kate]

Oh it is so on Caael.

AND KATE TAKES THE LEAD

[Caael]

AND CAAEL TAKES OVER KATE, MOCKING HER IN HER FAILURE

[kate]

KATE ELBOWS CAAEL IN THE FACE AND TAKES THE LEAD WHILE HE EATS DIRT..with love

[Caael]

CAAEL SPITS DIRT AT KATE BRINGING HER TO A STOP, AMAZED AT CAAELS SPITTING POWER AS HE TAKES OVER AGAIN

[Zeypher]

I c wut u did thar.

[Someone Else]

i steel win form u

[Caael]

i r win agen

[kate]

lolwut? oh i won. fscking awesome.

[Caael]

You cant win this...until it gets closed.

[Someone Else]

But if it gets closed I think GL wins. Since it'll probably be him. And he'll probably post when he does so.

[Zeypher]

ohai.

[Ironsight]

I R WINAR

[Golden Legacy]

I IZ DA WINNER LIEK LOLZ

[topic closed]




[topic reopened]

I pitied you fools.

[Caael]

Rofl!

Now i'm winning, bad mistake GL!

[kate]

aaaand once again I take the lead

[Ironsight]

DENIED

[Split Infinity]

Split takes gold!

[Ironsight]

REJECTED

[redchi]

i am the winner ^.^

[Legolastom]

Yay I haz win!

[Lemontime]

No.

[Gio]

A hobbit is currently winning.

[Caael]

Gio has hairy feet

[kate]

Kate has teh win

[Gio]

Caael, on Apr 27 2008, 10:20 AM, said:

Gio has hairy feet

indeed I do.


and I am the winningest winner right now..

[Saturos S.]

DENIED!

[Saturos S.]

I'm going to increase my lead.

[TheEnglishman]

I'm the Kimi Raikkonen of this topic.

[Someone Else]

I don't know what that means, but I'm winning.

[Gio]

HUZZAH!!!

[Eugine]

lol Gio.

Well, where's mah gold medal? I just won.

[Gio]

Eugine, on Apr 27 2008, 04:29 PM, said:

Well, where's mah gold medal? I just won.

here it is

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/mystykunicorn/gold_medal_rocking.gif

But it is mine now.

[Ironsight]

RAWR
*takes first place*

[Split Infinity]

Winning!

[Toasty]

LOL U LOOZ

[Split Infinity]

NOT FOR LONG LULZ

[Saturos S.]

ZOMG!

[redchi]

teh winner YAY

[Blue]

What?

[Quacnar]

Nothing, its just that COZ IS THE WINNER FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Split Infinity]

Nope.

[Quacnar]

okay

[Eugine]

Damn. Winning feels good.

[Quacnar]

It does, but how would you know .eugine?

[Eugine]

Cuz I am winning muhahahaha.

[Split Infinity]

*runs past*

[Eugine]

*runs past*

[Split Infinity]

*runs past*

[Eugine]

*flys past*

[Split Infinity]

*rockets past*

[Eugine]

*teleports past*

[Split Infinity]

*quantum-teleports past*

[Eugine]

*creeps past*

[redchi]

i win ^^

[Caael]

*chainsaws Redchi* Not anymore you dont...

[redchi]

-sticks out tonuge- i win as my bloodly fingers type

[Mallick]

You wouldn't believe it, guys. I just had the weirdest ****ing experience ever. My girlfriend had left earlier this week on a vacation to Mexico with her sorority sisters. Girlfriend is hot ****, we seriously have sex like every other day. Strange thing is, she is a pretty strict Christian. Her family is even worse, they have all sorts of crosses hanging on the walls and creepy *** doe-eyed baby jesus porcelain dolls placed around the house. I swear she recites fifty Hail Marys before bed each night.

Just as you'd suspect though, this **** turns me on in the worst way possible. I've never been religious myself, but the idea of corrupting the pure turns me on to the point of madness. However, she had left me alone to fap this week, and it was driving me nuts. During one said fap session, her little sister calls my cell phone, asking if I would bring her ipod to her (apparently big sis borrows things without permission sometimes). Being thirteen years old, she can't drive. She gave me the address of her stepfather's house, and said to come right in, as she was alone and might be in the shower. Yes, a thirteen year old alone at home, naked, and me with my balls bluer than the skies themselves. I knew I had to strike.

Lost for a half an hour, driving around an unknown neighborhood on the opposite side of town, I was getting distressed. It would be infinitely easier to have walked in on her "accidentally" in the shower, but thanks to the ****ing moron who designed the neighborhood, my time had pretty much run out. I decided to stop at a gas station and ask for directions. As I approached the clerk at the desk, I shat bricks... her dad was there, paying for gas. Not the stepdad, the real dad. Little did he know I was fully prepared to sully his baby girl. He left as I shared some empty jokes and small talk with the cashier, then I asked for the information I needed. Turns out there were two roads with the same name, one a "street," and the other an "avenue."

The house was easy to find as soon as I got on the right road. I went into the house and she called me from upstairs, saying she was done with the shower. Damn it, I did lose my chance. I walked up the stairs slowly, trying to form an alternative strategy. However, as I entered her room, I immediately realized I didn't need one. She lay on her bed with a thin light blue nightgown with heavenly silk white panties. The nightgown left nothing to the imagination, her round nipples were already standing upright in their blessed pink glory. She drew me in with the wave of a finger, biting her lower lip. She told me she wanted to thank me for bringing her the ipod, and wanted to 'apologize' for her sister leaving me alone for so long.

Game as I was, something wasn't adding up right. Call it a gut feeling, but something just felt amiss in the air. However, when you have unspoiled Christian jailbait reeling you in like a trophy catch, reality just sort of crumbles apart, and the only thing you desire to do is obey. The softness of the nightgown was only bested by the delicacy of her perfect, silky skin. Her blond hair smelled like lilacs, thanks to the shampoo she must have just used. Her breath was warm on my neck as I descended upon her slender frame, my hands gliding across her milky thighs, inviting the touch they had been forbidden to feel her entire life. As I traced my hands under her elegant cotton panties, she sighed contentedly and whispered in my ear, "Read the first word of each paragraph in the story, please. For me." I paused... what the hell did she mean? And then it hit me. It was all over. I was ****ed.

[Someone Else]

Mallick wins. =(

[kate]

lol, wrong topic, but still epic XD oh and I win

[Mallick]

kate, on Apr 28 2008, 06:10 PM, said:

lol, wrong topic, but still epic XD oh and I win

It was the right topic. ):

[kate]

the game usually goes in "the game" topic. This isn't about losing, this is about winning

[Mallick]

I was winning at the time posted, therefore the reader just lost the game.

[Blue]

*stabicron*

[Lightning Star]

Yeah, I lost the game but I'm winning this one.

[Quacnar]

That was epic.

[Toasty]

LOL LIEK EYE EHM WINNEENG

[Mallick]

no

[Toasty]

HAH! I won! You posted at 12AM!

[Split Infinity]

1) This game has nothing to do with being the last poster of the day.

2) Timezones.

3) I win.

[Mallick]

the below post is fail

[Toasty]

Yeah, but I was under the impression that the last person to post in this topic for the day was the winner. Unless that was another topic.

[Split Infinity]

Toasty, on Apr 29 2008, 05:08 PM, said:

...that was another topic.

[Toasty]

Well obviously, split.

[Split Infinity]

The 'unless' implied otherwise.

[Mallick]

So did a lot of your posts before that, Toasty.

[Ironsight]

Guess what, I'm winning.

[redchi]

i win DX

[Mallick]

redchi, on Apr 29 2008, 11:38 AM, said:

i win DX NOT!

[Golden Legacy]

Mallick, on Apr 28 2008, 08:49 PM, said:

You wouldn't believe it, guys. I just had the weirdest ****ing experience ever. My girlfriend had left earlier this week on a vacation to Mexico with her sorority sisters. Girlfriend is hot ****, we .....

[long story]

......... she sighed contentedly and whispered in my ear, "Read the first word of each paragraph in the story, please. For me." I paused... what the hell did she mean? And then it hit me. It was all over. I was ****ed.

EPIC. WIN.

[Mallick]

You mean I recieve no warning? Have you manned up?

[redchi]

for the win

[Lightning Star]

Win, I do.

[redchi]

winning

[Quacnar]

i

[kate]

i, is for the way you look tonight

b, is for the way i'm going to die

i-b, ib, IB!

....yeah i dunno. But I'm winning!

[Ironsight]

I win.

[Gio]

THUNDERCATS!!!!!!

I win!!!

[kate]

Omg, everyone online, is that your respective houses burning down?!

I win.

[redchi]

i win ^^

[Ironsight]

Not really...

[Zeypher]

Hi?

[redchi]

i win ^.^

[Golden Legacy]

I win.

[Topic Closed]







[Topic Reopened]

Damn it, my conscience got the better of me. Insolent fools.
i iz da winner lolz

[kate]

Aw snookums you're too good to win this.

...so I win :P

[Neon]

Golden Legacy, on May 4 2008, 04:17 AM, said:

I win.

[Topic Closed]
[Topic Reopened]

Damn it, my conscience got the better of me. Insolent fools.
i iz da winner lolz

Weak.

Only the strong can win.

[Lightning Star]

Hence why I'm winning. :blink:

[TheEnglishman]

I win.

[Split Infinity]

You lose.

[Eugine]

So did you.

[redchi]

i win ^.^

[Zeypher]

:blink:

[Ironsight]

You lose.

[Someone Else]

You lose.

[Split Infinity]

You suck.

[Neon]

no u

[Split Infinity]

stfu luzr

[I'm Always BROKE]

*winz*

[redchi]

winning :blink:

[Sea of Time]

Not happening.

[Quacnar]

HAHA water and clock

[Someone Else]

I came, I saw, I won.

But I mostly just came.

[Ironsight]

Sea of Time, on May 5 2008, 02:40 PM, said:

Not happening.

Just like your sex life :blink:

[Saturos S.]

Veni, vidi, vinci?

[Split Infinity]

The person below is retarded. =D

[Someone Else]

If that's true, then you just lost to a retard.

[Drizzy Drake]

I win *****.

[Golden Legacy]

Split Infinity, on May 6 2008, 06:52 AM, said:

The person below is retarded. =D

Wind Dude, on May 6 2008, 11:12 AM, said:

If that's true, then you just lost to a retard.

Nice one WD.

[Nosferatu]

If a mod posted last and closed this topic, they would win forever.

[Zeypher]

I can has win?

[Nosferatu]

No you cannot has win.

[Zeypher]

orly?

[Someone Else]

Go become an hero.

[Ironsight]

Go lose.

[Split Infinity]

Wind Dude, on May 7 2008, 01:12 AM, said:

If that's true, then you just lost to a retard.

My strategy was flawless. D:

[Moonear]

Did I winz? =]

[Eugine]

Nope.

[Ironsight]

Neither did you.

[Eugine]

Really?

[Ironsight]

Yes.

[Split Infinity]

There's already a one-word topic. =(

[Lightning Star]

full of win, I am.

[Split Infinity]

*pushes Icy off the podium*

[Golden Legacy]

*pushes Split off the podium*

[Folcon]

*steals podium out from under GL*

Mine!

[Ironsight]

*Chokes escout to death with cheese wire*
Not anymore.

[Folcon]

Yumm, cheese.

*eats cheese wire*

Give me back that pedestal.

[Ironsight]

*Whacks escout over the head with pedistal*

[Saturos S.]

There's already a fight topic.

[Ironsight]

Yeah, but you get to win every time you hit some one in this topic.

[Folcon]

*puts band-aid on head*

Give me that pedistal back!

*hits DS over head with chair that breaks into a dozen pieces*

I guess we could revive the fight topic once more,

[redchi]

i win ^.^

[Drizzy Drake]

You wish b!tch.

[redchi]

O.O them fighing words I win

[Drizzy Drake]

.....liar. I win.

[Ironsight]

I win, fools.

[Drizzy Drake]

You the foo'. I win.

[Ironsight]

Winning.

[Drizzy Drake]

You are jsut the like the cake.


You see, I am winning.

[Ironsight]

That joke is as old and used as your mom :)

[Drizzy Drake]

That joke is about as old and annoying as everything to do with 4Chan...EVER!!!!


Seriously, I went there today, to see what all the fuss was about, and jesus fucking christ, they are demented. They all need help, every single one of them.

[Split Infinity]

That meme has only been around for half a year...and I win.

[Someone Else]

*barrel roll*

[Split Infinity]

*somersault*

[Ironsight]

*Crocodile Death Roll*

[redchi]

i win ^.^

[Folcon]

*steals crown*

I'm am now the win.

[Ironsight]

Not really...

[Eugine]

This is officially the most annoying game ><

[Ironsight]

You lose. Twice.

[Toasty]

You have just been dominated.


...in the anus.

[Folcon]

*sodomizes Toasty with a baseball bat*

You lose.

*burns baseball bat*

[Toasty]

*scrapes burnt testicles off bat* *puts said testicles back on*

Who's winning now, biztits?

[Folcon]

*dies laughing*

[Toasty]

*dies winning*

[Folcon]

*topic dies*

[Toasty]

*crusty burnt buttsecks*



...*winning*

[Someone Else]

*jumps to the first post, pants on fire and all*

[Toasty]

Are your testicles burnt and crusty too?

[kate]

This topic frightens me. I like it. I also like winning. Suck it.

oh and toasty, biztits, really? You're my hero. I take back your herpes.

[Toasty]

Yusss. :D

I say biznits instead of b**ch, and biztits sounded awesomer.

[redchi]

i win >>

[Drizzy Drake]

I win.

MODS CLOSE NOW!!!!

[Ironsight]

Not fast enough.

[Someone Else]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/inb4lock.gif

[Ironsight]

[Someone Else]

I dunno about that, but
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/1210716672175.gif