[Lemontime]

I'm bored, sick, cold, hungry, tired, cranky, and annoyed..
This day sucks, that is all.

[Ironsight]

Suck it up.

[Eugine]

And sibsag, life is only getting worse overall. Brace yourself lolz.

[Lemontime]

xSuicidex

[Toasty]

Ah, well, the bible foretold the world going down the crapper anyway.

[Someone Else]

^ Oh dear.

[Split Infinity]

However, science predicts that the world will still be here millions of years from now. :D

[Lemontime]

I'm more inclined to believe science over religion..

xDoesn'tsuicidex?

Lost :D'

[Aquamarine]

Toasty, on Jun 1 2008, 10:34 AM, said:

Ah, well, the bible foretold the world going down the crapper anyway.

GTFO

Eugine, on Jun 1 2008, 07:48 AM, said:

And sibsag, life is only getting worse overall. Brace yourself lolz.

GTFO

[Split Infinity]

Ignore Aqua, he has no responsibilities...

[Viridian Tiger]

Don't worry Lemontime. You just have to get through all those horrid, crappy days that love to accompany people. Once you do, things will gradually get better.

Now when this is supposed to happen, I do not know.

I'm not an omniscient fortune-teller here. >.<

[Eugine]

Obviously. It's so obvious the world is getting worse now o.o

Food prices are skyrocketing, wars are raging, the superpower is falling, personal liberties are eroding, and I can go on and on...
And as we get older we are burdened with more responsibilities... If you think your life is hard now, brace yourself for the future. It's getting worse...

[Viridian Tiger]

The world is getting worse, yes, and it will probably continue for a long time until people get sick of it. Brighter days will follow after that.
We just have to band together in tight spots and move forward.

[Eugine]

And aliens are coming...

[Viridian Tiger]

I'm getting the idea that no one agrees with me. >.<

[Eugine]

I don't see good things for humanity xP.

[Viridian Tiger]

Neither do I. All we can do is act upon these problems and hope for the best.
As long as the public doesn't go insane all at once and flood the streets will sorrow and blood, we'll be fine.

[Eugine]

Let us try to reduce world suxorz levels ^^.

[Viridian Tiger]

And let us try to increase world pwnage levels! ^-^
.... Yeah, I can't really think of anything else to say after that...

Let's see, in this topic we moved form a bad day to how the world is really in denial and is very problematic.

What would we move on to next?

[Eugine]

I dunno... Anyone can guess when and where the next war will be?

[Viridian Tiger]

Ummm....
Sometime during this generation (again), and I really wouldn't know where. I doubt if it'd be Russia or Africa.

[Ironsight]

I never thought of Eugine as a soothsayer.

[Viridian Tiger]

Can't anyone be a soothsayer these days? Or is it just those with ESP?

[Lemontime]

Next war will be in the USA, you guys really have screwed up the world, and you guys are really in denial... Everyone in the world hates you guys, sorry!

But it's okay, cause I've actually been to the USA, and it's pretty cool, so I won't be starting any wars with you guys.

[Ironsight]

Maybe China and the USA.

[Shikonaurum]

Africa is too embroiled in its own wars to try and start anything up. Its entire continent is nigh in shambles, better than the revolutions in the 60s, but still rather bad.

I think we can remove Australia and Antarctica from the picture.

The US in Iran would be the most provoking in the near future, but hell, when Israel clusterbombed Lebanon the Middle East, although hella ticked off, didn't break out their bombs.

China still has a bit of time to go. Japan doesn't have a standing army, North Korea is volatile but subdued for now.

Any World War now will be met with immense criticism, the world has become too small with the internet and political correctness: no more propaganda, no more speeches of patriotic fervor to get an entire nation against another.

I don't foresee a war in the near future. I foresee "conflicts" (such as what Vietnam technically was), but no wars. You can't fight a war over ideologies, anyway, and that's really all that's left.

Oh! I get it. OPEC vs. The Western World. Won't that be grand?

Sorry for hijacking this pity thread.

[Ironsight]

OPEC?

[Shikonaurum]

Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries.

Centered on the Middle East. Used to include Venezuela, I think, before Hugo Chavez took over and went insane.

[Aquamarine]

Eugine, on Jun 2 2008, 12:22 AM, said:

Obviously. It's so obvious the world is getting worse now o.o

I agree, it is quite obvious. However, if you(and other people) keep having this the-world-is-doomed attitude the world will go down the crapper just that much quicker. I used to burden myself by thinking about what will become of our planet, but I've stopped. It's not that I don't care anymore, but I'm doing what I can: concentrating on my life and the lives of dear people around me, and I'm definitely happier and more relaxed than I used to be.

[Caael]

**** the earth, I plan on being long dead by the time the world is plunged into crisis.

[Someone Else]

I'll pick up an M16 and own everybody. There, problem solved.

[Ironsight]

I'd break open the gunsafe and do a hostile takeover of the local supermarket.

EDIT: Actually...


http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/7/72/~Professor_Chaos_and_General_Disarray.jpg/200px-~Professor_Chaos_and_General_Disarray.jpg
I'm going to flood the world!!

[Eugine]

The first step to fixing a problem is to realise and accept that you have a problem.

And omg, I thought everyone knew what OPEC stood for. Desh.

[Shikonaurum]

To realize that we have a problem as large as the earth may just cause people to become very opportunistic and start using up the earth faster. So let's just take it nice and slow and change will take its own course. :P

I actually only knew what OPEC did, not what it stood for. I could have sworn that the word "cartel" was somewhere in there.

[Toasty]

Aquamarine, on Jun 1 2008, 05:57 AM, said:

GTFO

Don't make me anally dominate you.

[Nosferatu]

You're all dead. I win.

What the hell was this topic about again?

[Lemontime]

I forget, and I made the damn thing..

[Shikonaurum]

Thus I take it you're feeling better, huh? Glad to hear it.