[Eugine]

1. Anything negative about Sony is punishable by death. Only praises must be given, and anyone who challenges this notion, even without evidence has committed treason.

2. Dell is the best computer manufacturer, contrary to what the guy who toasts toast says. They have commited no wrong, and their durability is the best. Dude, you're getting a Dell. Yes, Dell is even better than Sony.

3. Microsoft is trying to create a new world order, by buying out the competition. They plan to control all of us with their products and a selective few are already under their influence (*points to those who has the 360*). You must resist. They purposely create viruses. Why yes they do.

4. Mr. Bush is really the antiChrist, trying to end the world. You must believe it, or be put to death.

5. The world is actually not 200 years old, but 40 years old, and is actually retangular. Chriscrocker and I have the secret

Now, I dunno why I'm posting this. I am on vacation, and I have nothing better to do!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Someone Else]

Numbers 1 and 3 are interchangeable, silly man.

[TheEnglishman]

I'd agree WD. Looks like Eugine is under the Sony influence rather than the Microsoft one.

[Eugine]

Of course not. I am clearly not under the influence of Sony!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Toasty]

Dell has a horrible track record for their rebates and customer service. So bad, in fact, they're being fined a few million dollars.

Yes. Great customer service indeed.

[Caael]

BaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBaitBait

[Eugine]

Hey hey, I am giving you guys an inside look of my thoughts, not baiting >_<

[Caael]

What are you smoking?

[Eugine]

Ganja. Now now, who else agrees with me?

[Nosferatu]

Nobody.

[Eugine]

That hurts my feelings -_-

[My Best Wishes]

You're on vacation, posting away random points on a forum. Wow Sony must have corrupted you. -_-

[Eugine]

Vacation from school btw.

[Zeypher]

I agree with #3, #5, and #7.

[Eugine]

You are clearly under the influence of Microsoft! There is no 7!!

[Lightning Star]

The answer is 42.

:]

[Eugine]

Aaaah, Icy knows the secret also.

[Toasty]

It's no secret, it's a known fact. 42 is the answer to the meaning of life and everything.

[Eugine]

Aww, and here was I thinking it was a secret...

[Caael]

No! No Allen Film! Stop trying to sell your cheap cranberries that turn people's eyes into mushrooms, no!

[Lemontime]

I'm pretty sure Blizzard are the ones trying to take over the world..

WoW anyone?

[Eugine]

Yeah -__-

10 million and counting addicts xP.

[Someone Else]

So, how much is Dell paying you? They should pay you more than Sony, I mean, then you'd REALLY start advertising.

[Toasty]

I wouldn't advertise for either if my life depended on it.

[EDIT] On second thought, I would. I'd just make them look like retarded money whores, steal a copy of the advert, and play it on every channel for 30 minutes straight.

Then blame the 30 minute interruption on them.

Lemontime, on Jun 7 2008, 09:09 PM, said:

I'm pretty sure Blizzard are the ones trying to take over the world..

WoW anyone?

QFT

Seriously though. Have seen how much time people put into those games?

[Nosferatu]

Wind Dude, on Jun 7 2008, 10:21 PM, said:

So, how much is Dell paying you? They should pay you more than Sony, I mean, then you'd REALLY start advertising.

The devil pays better. Starting wages are fine at about $32 per hour. Joke's on him though. He didn't get any collateral for the job.

Ha, I thought it said Devil instead of Dell at first, so I went along with it afterwards. Oh well.

[Someone Else]

You know, it still made sense though. XD

[zedamus]

From Jun 7 2008:

05:19 PM Caael
What are you smoking?
05:23 PM Eugine
Ganja. Now now, who else agrees with me?

lol...

[Blue]

GLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!