[zedamus]

In my introduction topic, someone was amazed I had a quote only after like... 2 days, {I Cant remember how long...(maybe cuz im a little drunk)} so yes... Here we can talk about how long it took to get the quote that you stuck with and probably a little backstory on the quote as well... example... for my quote...:

Wind dude sent me a comment on my profile and gave me 5 stars... said I gave him an orgasm... (maybe its the drunkness) but i cant remember why it is that he said that.. lol... so I looked into his profile... saw Gender Undefined(or sumthing like that) so im scared already.. then I saw a picture of him... then im like... O__O... confused... and the thaught that wind dude kinda... tranny... lol.. i said.. "ww.www ..w.ait what?!?" being iun the confused state i was... then he lol'd at ,me sayn it was the best reaction he's seen... apparently he didnt know i was .. momentarily... for real.
((SORRY WIND DUDE)...i love you!)

lol^ghay....

[Split Infinity]

Haha, er...okay.

Just so you know there's already a Quotes topic.

[Toasty]

WD's just cool like that. Ya see?

[Someone Else]

I am very secure in my sexuality. VERY secure.

[Toasty]

So secure that you could have sex with a man and still be straight?

[Someone Else]

Now you're being silly.

[Toasty]

Chuck Norris could.

[Someone Else]

Sheba's Wife || Jackpot! says:
Hmm.
Sheba's Wife || Jackpot! says:
4chan won't load.
.Gator says:
Isn't loading for me either.
.Gator says:
Maybe it was shut down by the cops?
.Gator says:
We all knew it would happen one day.
.Gator says:
I'm serious.
Sheba's Wife || Jackpot! says:
Yeah.
Sheba's Wife || Jackpot! says:
But then again if that happens
Sheba's Wife || Jackpot! says:
Where are all the /b/tards gonna go?
.Gator says:
...
.Gator says:
Oh good god.
.Gator says:
That can't be good.

[Toasty]

XD

[kate]

They all went to anontalk and raided it. And failed...miserably.

Good god I've lost all faith in humanity. /b/ goes on a raid and it's 4chan that gets ddos'd? There is a great disturbance in the force.

[Drizzy Drake]

What's going on with 4Chan?

[kate]

Well it's fine now but last night it got ddos'd. Now all the btards are going after anontalk much better than they were last night when they just spammed up the joint, but I can still access AT every once in a while so they're not doing a very good job of it.

[Golden Legacy]

What's a /b/tard?

[Caael]

the people you see on /b/ constantly making racist jokes and the like.

Chris Martin said:

If I didn't do this thing with Ricky, i'd probably just sit at home and masturbate...which is another day wasted

[Toasty]

kate, on Jul 21 2008, 09:36 AM, said:

They all went to anontalk and raided it. And failed...miserably.

Good god I've lost all faith in humanity. /b/ goes on a raid and it's 4chan that gets ddos'd? There is a great disturbance in the force.

What're they doing raiding Anontalk?

....what the hell is anontalk?


HOW THE HELL DID 4CHAN GET HIT WITH A DDOS ATTACK?

[Nosferatu]

Golden Legacy, on Jul 21 2008, 01:52 PM, said:

What's a /b/tard?

I'm sure if you asked PDM you would get a good answer.

1. 4chan seems to be going down a lot lately at night.
2. What is Anontalk? Is this some religion?
3. Wasn't this topic about quotes?

[Split Infinity]

It was also a duplicate topic.

[Drizzy Drake]

What is Anontalk?

And what's DDOS?

[Toasty]

Denial of Service. It's an attack on a server where it's overloaded with requests for information (web pages), and thus will either slow down considerably, or in the worst cases, fail to load the web page.

DDoS and DoS are pretty much the same thing. Can't remember what the second D stands for though.

[Split Infinity]

Distributed. It's when a whole ton of individuals flood a server at once, instead of just one system sending invalid data packets.

[kate]

K, as a complete loser I have been keeping track of what's been going on for the past couple of days. 4chan got spammed by this lame site called anontalk (which is where pedos go to talk about how being a pedo isn't really that bad. It's disgusting.) So they spammed back (it was beautiful and dedicated, but ineffective). Anontalk was like wtf mate, so they ddos'd 4chan (supposedly. It later turned out not to be them). 4chan then ddos'd them because...it's what 4chan does. Anontalk has a surprisingly impressive set up and the ddos didn't affect them nearly as much as it did 4chan. Then over the next couple of hours, every single chan went down except for a couple, like 7chan. So naturally the btards all took refuge in 7chan's /b/ (including me) and some 7chan anons uncovered a irc chat from raidchan that showed they were really the ones behind it all (with a name like raidchan, go figure). One person in paticular on raidchan had a vision to take out all the chans, ending with the overchan, and have the chans blame it on each other as well as anontalk (because anontalk had been doing retarded spamming). However as soon as the stranded btards got ahold of this, they ddos'd raidchan into oblivion, leaving overchan intact but most of the other chans still down. According to moot's backup blog, he's working on it, but so far still no access. 7chan remains fairly hostile to the refugees from 4chan. Boo.

tl;dr: 4chan's down! Oh noeees!

[Someone Else]

That sounds like a good plot for some kind of RPG right there.

[Nosferatu]

4chan: The Game. Rated M++.

[TheEnglishman]

Forget a game, were Shakespeare alive this could be one of his finest works.

[Kuchiyose]

Yeah I thought 4chan was been Ddos, geez who else has been attacked?

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DDoS and DoS are pretty much the same thing. Can't remember what the second D stands for though.

I thought they both meant Denial of Service attack

EDIT: Kate was right (not saying you was wrong like xD) , on Yahoo answers, there stated this:
A massive botnet attack that was started by 'pacifico' at RaidChan.

He hit 4chan, 7chan, 420chan, 711chan, 99chan, anonib, ED, and even 2ch.
Here's the attacker: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5QDN-kIf6Ks

Here's the proof: http://pastebin.com/m28bf5baa

[kate]

lol I know people have been ordering pizzas to his house and calling cabs, as well as telling those people who take care of animal abuse that he's been abusing his pets. There is apparently an anon who lives a block away from him, he promises an irl raid. I think he's full of it though

[Someone Else]

Nosferatu, on Jul 22 2008, 02:18 PM, said:

4chan: The Game. Rated M++.

More like NFH: Not For Humanity

[Toasty]

I'd buy that game.

Anyway, I posted something at patebin.

Check it oooooouuuuut.

duuuuuuude
Toasty's Private Pastebin

[Ironsight]

kate, on Jul 22 2008, 10:15 AM, said:

K, as a complete loser I have been keeping track of what's been going on for the past couple of days. 4chan got spammed by this lame site called anontalk (which is where pedos go to talk about how being a pedo isn't really that bad. It's disgusting.) So they spammed back (it was beautiful and dedicated, but ineffective). Anontalk was like wtf mate, so they ddos'd 4chan (supposedly. It later turned out not to be them). 4chan then ddos'd them because...it's what 4chan does. Anontalk has a surprisingly impressive set up and the ddos didn't affect them nearly as much as it did 4chan. Then over the next couple of hours, every single chan went down except for a couple, like 7chan. So naturally the btards all took refuge in 7chan's /b/ (including me) and some 7chan anons uncovered a irc chat from raidchan that showed they were really the ones behind it all (with a name like raidchan, go figure). One person in paticular on raidchan had a vision to take out all the chans, ending with the overchan, and have the chans blame it on each other as well as anontalk (because anontalk had been doing retarded spamming). However as soon as the stranded btards got ahold of this, they ddos'd raidchan into oblivion, leaving overchan intact but most of the other chans still down. According to moot's backup blog, he's working on it, but so far still no access. 7chan remains fairly hostile to the refugees from 4chan. Boo.

tl;dr: 4chan's down! Oh noeees!

Jesus non-existant christ. The Internet's at war with itself and I missed out?

[Nosferatu]

Poses something interesting. What would happen if 4chan permantly dies?

[Drizzy Drake]

I feel sorry for the rest of the internet, because the 4tards would have to find a new place to mirgrate to.

[kate]

lol I should direct them all here :)

...no...I couldn't do that to gssf D:

[TheEnglishman]

Don't you dare. Their humour is annoying. Reusing the same joke over and over? Why?

[kate]

XDD but it can be so funny when some loser actually tries to take the internet seriously and gets slaughtered by memes and general idiocy.

[Kuchiyose]

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lol I know people have been ordering pizzas to his house and calling cabs, as well as telling those people who take care of animal abuse that he's been abusing his pets. There is apparently an anon who lives a block away from him, he promises an irl raid. I think he's full of it though

LOL bloody hell XD Thats ace, but random of them all XD irl raid? yeah I agree with you must of them are usually not too malicious (I think xD)

[Toasty]

They stick to virtual raids where they cause virtual pain, leave virtual scars, and leave virtual dead bodies in their virtual wake.

Virtually.


Anyway, I was about to say that the death of 4chan would be a blessing to us all (except for the lack of new memes, becuase face it, when memes get old, we need new ones. And 4chan's like a meme factory), but then I read kate's post and realised that they'd all migrate to other forums.

Like Nintendo's online forum.

Or that one annoying Smash Bros. forum

Or myspace.

Which would actually be a good thing.

[My Best Wishes]

Wow, I didn't know the internet could be so gay.

[Toasty]

Yeah. Me too.