Okay, this is kind of hard me to talk about, but I believe you guys will listen, and help me through this hard time. For a while now, I've been having this itch, on my behind, and today, it has seemed to morph. I woke up, feeling a sharp pain down there.
I told my mother, which was embarassing, and she thought we should go see a doctor. We went, and we showed him, which was even more embarassing.
He looked at it, and you know what he told me? He told me "Chris, you have a hemmoroid." I am 15 years old, and I have a hemmoroid. I have a hemmoroid, and Cartman has his own theme park.
*Looks up at God* WHERE! IS YOUR LOGIC!!!
Naw, I'm just playing. What's up.
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 07:37 PM
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 10:35 PM
Wait....I'm older than you? Or was your age part if the joke?
maby u shud st0p taking drugz lol
maby u shud st0p taking drugz lol
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 12:24 AM
Yeah, sorry, my semen has that effect on people.
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 04:08 AM
I'm sure what you do in the bathroom contributed to your predicament in some manner.
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 10:25 AM
Anonymous, on Aug 15 2008, 02:24 AM, said:
Yeah, sorry, my semen has that effect on people.
It also made me grow younger. Fucking bitch. Now I gotta go get my driver's license all over again.
EDIT-Oh, now you're really gonna die. *pulls pants down*. Look what happened. I can NOT go back to having a 5 inch penis. Find a way to change me back. Maybe if I cum in your anus. Ya, let's try that.
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 10:30 AM
just get a room guys.
not the common room
not the common room
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 10:33 AM
SERIOUSLY!!! PDM, turn me back. I mean, you may be used to such a small peener, but I'm not.
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 01:41 PM
ffs
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 02:54 PM
HAHAHAHA skippy, like you were ever bigger than 5 inches. Wow people do lie on the internet :(
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 04:40 PM
lol i remember that episode
cartman had to hire loads of people to keep it running and he got pissed in the end
cartman had to hire loads of people to keep it running and he got pissed in the end
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Posted 17 August 2008 - 01:22 PM
kate, on Aug 15 2008, 04:54 PM, said:
HAHAHAHA skippy, like you were ever bigger than 5 inches. Wow people do lie on the internet :rolleyes:
o n0 u dident!!!
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 11:45 AM
kate, on Aug 15 2008, 09:54 PM, said:
HAHAHAHA skippy, like you were ever bigger than 5 inches. Wow people do lie on the internet :D
You would know.
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 01:13 PM
:D
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 01:57 PM
Legolastom, on Aug 20 2008, 01:45 PM, said:
You would know.
He speaks the truth. We totally did it. *looks at PDM* BURN; *looks at GL* BURN; *looks at WD* BURN!
Kate:I'm pregnant.
I NEVER TOUCHED HER!!!
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 02:20 PM
Dip's on fire!
Har har, I are so witty.
Har har, I are so witty.
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 02:30 PM
wooot!
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 01:20 AM
I always knew skidz was tranny.
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 10:13 AM
it's my dark secret.
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 11:15 PM
Dipset, on Aug 20 2008, 12:57 PM, said:
He speaks the truth. We totally did it. *looks at PDM*
What?
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 11:48 PM
He did you in da butt.
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 12:14 AM
And he's bragging? Personally, I would brag about something no one else has done.
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 01:58 AM
I don't want to hear you guys complaining about the forums going downhill. :/
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 11:30 PM
It's all your fault Split!
*pitchfork*
*pitchfork*
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