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Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco

#1   Someone Else 

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    Posted 18 January 2009 - 01:01 PM

    http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/pages/Ne...mp;pageId=3.2.1

    That'll learn him.

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      Posted 18 January 2009 - 01:51 PM

      Ha ha, stupid kid. Thats what he gets for being a ****.

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        Posted 18 January 2009 - 02:38 PM

        'assault by taco' eh? sounds like rape to me

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          Posted 18 January 2009 - 05:09 PM

          Got what he deserved.

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            Posted 18 January 2009 - 05:49 PM

            What a stupid kid.

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              Posted 18 January 2009 - 06:56 PM

              His weapons supplier and accomplice:

              http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6593/tacobellsy9.png

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                Posted 19 January 2009 - 12:23 AM

                Sorry, but they chopped that dog up into the grinder years ago.

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                  Posted 19 January 2009 - 12:53 AM

                  That's what they want you to think.

                  He really escaped underground and started selling illegal tacos to the highest bidder.

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                    Posted 19 January 2009 - 09:29 AM

                    I blame the taco industry.

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                      Posted 19 January 2009 - 10:16 AM

                      What a dumbass. He should have eaten the taco first.

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                        Posted 19 January 2009 - 03:10 PM

                        Bish shouldn't have served a bad taco to the new Gordon Ramsay.

                        That's what you get.

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                          Posted 20 January 2009 - 02:55 PM

                          Why is this news worthy?

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                            Posted 20 January 2009 - 02:57 PM

                            Because its "SO RANDUM XD"

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                              Posted 22 January 2009 - 08:18 PM

                              Video games were the cause. He was playing a taco-assaulting simulator when his mom unplugged his 360.

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                                Posted 23 January 2009 - 12:14 PM

                                View PostLaharl, on Jan 18 2009, 12:38 PM, said:

                                'assault by taco' eh? sounds like rape to me


                                That'd be assault OF taco. Pink taco.

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                                  Posted 23 January 2009 - 04:08 PM

                                  The link didn't work...
                                  But the title tells me enough...
                                  HOW DO YOU BEAT SOMEONE TO DEATH WITH A TACO?!?!?!

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                                    Posted 23 January 2009 - 04:12 PM

                                    View PostSwedishfish, on Jan 23 2009, 02:08 PM, said:

                                    But the title tells me enough...
                                    HOW DO YOU BEAT SOMEONE TO DEATH WITH A TACO?!?!?!

                                    Last time I checked "Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco" is not the same as "Teen charged for murdering mom with taco".

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                                      Posted 23 January 2009 - 04:42 PM

                                      You could lace it with cynaide.

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                                        Posted 23 January 2009 - 05:19 PM

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                                        Last time I checked "Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco" is not the same as "Teen charged for murdering mom with taco".


                                        If it doesn't mean the same, your not hitting them hard enough.

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                                          Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:38 PM

                                          Or maybe he just didn't try to kill his mum.

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