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no animals were harmed in the writing of this verse cept the ones i had sex with

#1   Mallick 

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    Posted 15 May 2009 - 09:50 AM

    some find it queer that i love to bang deer
    maybe they just fear the animal rear
    but i've been ball deep in one since last year
    f*ckin' animals, yeah that's my habit
    as big as an elephant or as small as a rabbit
    last night, i banged like ten mice
    that sh*t was hella nice until i got pubic lice
    whatevz, that sh*t didn't stop me
    the very next day, i f*cked a donkey
    anal a whale while his son watches
    the only animal i wont touch is those f*cking fire crotches
    cause i hate them

    my flow sux

    #2   Drizzy Drake 

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      Posted 15 May 2009 - 08:48 PM

      Mine doesn`t.

      You now hearin hip hop at its finest
      Im just criminal minded
      The Ed Hardy wit the fine fit
      Track just started no need to rewind it
      Me I`m bringin fresh air back, I`m raps heimlich
      Got em all sick is that vomit?
      Feel you nasty
      Man I`ll smack ya skin if you feel you past me
      Its like we lions against lassies
      Bitch aint nice, they lying, the flow asscheeks
      Im on the beat like Contra bllaoow
      Steamroll over shit I`m in a Tonka now
      This aint about beef see I`m beyond a thou
      But still strong arm a faggot D Konga style
      Your fucking money`s what I use to put my ganja out
      Ya`ll sweeter than the lip gloss on Rhianna`s mouth
      Ya`ll sleepin, in pajamas on ya momma`s couch
      Im freakin, in the Bahamas throwin condoms out
      Hold up dogg, these felons aint predicate, Sand castle delicate
      Metal spit, and leave em on the field like Everett
      I does my own stunts like a Jackie Chan movie
      Mismatch belt Prada but the pants Louis
      If you aint fam to me then your whole camp sushi
      Rockin iceberg when faggots didn`t understand Snoopie
      Damn Moulies, chain in commands ran through me
      You and ya man uzi slow down like Brand Nubi
      Cant do me, grant to me like a man groupie
      If that`s the number one pick then he Sam Bowie
      And I hate to pull a homi on ya mans
      You aint Kid Rock cant box the Tommy with ya hands
      Its too easy, I`m feelin like im a cheater
      The flow heavy, yours light like a slice of peta
      When moms was pregnant she was lightin reefer
      In the middle of Alaska I`ll write a heater
      Im just cool and ruff hoodie matching my Adidas
      Pants wit the permanent wrinkles like I aint iron either
      I will make every last one of you guys beleivers
      Dudes is all lost that`s my word im playin finders keepers
      Treat me like a big brother, slash fifth tucker
      Let the cig snuff ya, you a kid fuck ya
      Cock AK, may day, listening to Dre Day
      Camcord me fucking her mouth somting like Ray J
      They like Steve Irwin up against a sting ray
      Heat up like Jean Gray when somthing let the beans spray

      #3   Quacnar 

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        Posted 15 May 2009 - 08:58 PM

        ...The beastiality one was better...

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          Posted 15 May 2009 - 09:04 PM

          Okay, I realise you dislike me and everything but to compare those two verses is just laughable. Nothing against PDM, I've seen him write some crazy shit, but that verse was obviously written as he was posting, and was meant to be a joke, mine was worked on and made better and is atleast a month old. Bitch please; don't talk about shit you know nothing about.

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            Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:19 PM

            Thread is on GSSF. Not a rap forum.

            #6   Split Infinity 

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              Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:23 PM

              Funny, I don't remember this being a lurker forum either.

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                Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:28 PM

                Funny, I don't remember this being a GUY WITH NO LIFE forum. Oh..snap

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                  Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:46 PM

                  ^ For everyone who stayed active after 2006, pretty much.

                  #9   Mallick 

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                    Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:52 PM

                    View PostSea of Time, on May 15 2009, 10:28 PM, said:

                    Funny, I don't remember this being a GUY WITH NO LIFE forum. Oh..snap
                    Um.. hasn't it been a guy with no life forum from the start?
                    I mean, YOU joined didn't you?

                    View PostDrizzy Drake, on May 15 2009, 08:04 PM, said:

                    Nothing against PDM, I've seen him write some crazy ****
                    You have? Gosh, I haven't even seen me write crazy ****.

                    #10   Drizzy Drake 

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                      Posted 16 May 2009 - 01:11 AM

                      SoT lost.

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                        Posted 16 May 2009 - 01:50 AM

                        I think you all lose.

                        Sorry, we all lose.

                        But together, which is kinda sweet. ******s.

                        #12   Drizzy Drake 

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                          Posted 16 May 2009 - 08:58 AM

                          Ya, but when I get pussy I win...

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                            Posted 16 May 2009 - 01:20 PM

                            View PostDrizzy Drake, on May 16 2009, 08:58 AM, said:

                            Ya, but when I get pussy I win...


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                              Posted 16 May 2009 - 02:31 PM

                              View PostDrizzy Drake, on May 16 2009, 04:58 PM, said:

                              Ya, but when I get pussy I win...


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                                Posted 16 May 2009 - 02:45 PM

                                Nobody wins by being pussy.

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                                  Posted 17 May 2009 - 03:50 PM

                                  Fail.

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                                    Posted 17 May 2009 - 06:16 PM

                                    View PostDrizzy Drake, on May 16 2009, 09:58 AM, said:

                                    Ya, but when I get pussy I win...

                                    So you never do...?

                                    #18   Quacnar 

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                                      Posted 17 May 2009 - 06:44 PM

                                      View PostDrizzy Drake, on May 16 2009, 09:58 AM, said:

                                      Ya, but when I get pussy I win...

                                      So you never do? :)

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                                        Posted 17 May 2009 - 10:09 PM

                                        Does Coz really still think I`m a virgin?

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                                          Posted 17 May 2009 - 10:34 PM

                                          Do I still think your a virgin or do I think that you are still a virgin? There's a big difference. You said teh first but I think you mean teh second.

                                          #21   Mallick 

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                                            Posted 17 May 2009 - 10:38 PM

                                            Shut the fuck up or permaban. Both of you.

                                            Seriously, grow some fucking balls. Move on.

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                                              Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:04 AM

                                              I`d like to call interferance on Mallick.

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                                                Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:53 PM

                                                I'm going to slap both you and coz if this goes on much longer. Seriously. If either of you so much as blink in the other's direction (that was a figure of speech of course. This is the internet) I'm putting both of you on mod preview. Permaban you.


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